[Comprehensive] The best assist

I thought it would be unlucky enough to travel to Meteor Street, but the reality showed me what it means to be even more unlucky.The big universe never hesitates to show its malice to human beings, especially to me.I am running in a wilderness right now, and behind me are a few hooligans with huge heads and super fast speeds chasing me.

You want to ask why the hooligans use horses?Because ordinary hooligans don't grow as high as three or four floors, and they don't have a piece of cloth all over their bodies.

Still a bald head.

Did they come up with the idea of ​​a newspaper because they were bald all the year round?

I was thinking like this while jumping and running forward, but I am not a goddess of hair follicles, so what's the use of chasing me?This kind of unreasonable behavior will only make me disgusted with bald people and leave a shadow of my childhood.

The hooligans behind were running at a constant speed, and a dark horse suddenly rushed out of it. It rushed over from a distance at an unimaginable speed, as if it had been drugged. In order to prevent it from noticing me, I Changed the escape route, ran into a word for a while, and ran into a Z for a while.

"You are so leisurely, you can entertain yourself like this when you are running for your life."

The system's true—— leisurely voice came from my mind, making my teeth itch with hatred.I don't even look at who caused me to be so exhausted now, who caused me to have such an orgasm... Ah bah, I dare not stop when I am so exhausted, what a bastard.

"Damn! Your mother, why are you not allowed to look, look... Hugh, whew, watch me spit in my head!" After saying this, I didn't care whether the system answered or not, I rushed to the front of the tall city wall and scratched crazily. Door: "Open the door! The giant is coming!!! There is a pure girl here who will be eaten!!!!"

It should be a girl, probably a girl, it must be a girl!

After being hunted down by groups, I no longer know what kind of world this is, and I'm just a fool.There were so many big zombies following me, chasing me, "There's delicious food ahead!" with drooling expressions, and then staring at me blankly——that's a giant! ! !Zombies are common, but zombies that don't have a long jj are rare, and they are ashamed to run around naked without a long jj. There is simply no more iconic symbol than this.

Attack on Titan, in the first volume, it was honored to be on the top of the list of Two-dimensional comics with the most dead people. I really thank God, thank you, thank the system for taking care of me.hehe.

Two people on the wall glanced down, then ran away in a panic.The city wall is too high, I don't know what the expressions of those two people are, but it must not be such a beautiful expression.But what do they mean by running away? Did they find someone to rescue me or... ran away ==

I had no time to think about anything else. The giant behind had already caught up. Seeing that the soldiers didn't intend to open the door, I tactfully dodged and hid in a dead corner formed by a boulder and the wall.Although those giants are quite huge, they still don't have the ability to trample the boulder down directly.I stuck tightly to the inner wall of the boulder and stared at a big eyeball occasionally appearing outside, or a few hands trying to reach in, staring at them silently.

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Nima is scared to pee, okay?What did you eat to grow up so big!

The teacher said that when you encounter danger, you must face the danger, and don't turn your back on them... Ah, it's so dangerous, I was almost crushed to death by that finger.

But usually I can't even pass the 800-meter run. Why did I explode this time? It's so fast.Through anime, I know that the speed of giants is not ordinary. What happened to me? Could it be that when my life was threatened, I broke through and reborn myself? !I was moved to tears by my inspiration.

Oh, by the way, one more thing, where did Gintoki Sakata go? Didn't he come here with me?

I lowered my head and pulled off my collar, expecting him to emerge from there—no.Not only is there no Yinshi Sakata, but there is also nothing that should be there.Oh my God!This body is too flat!What about chest? !Where's my boobs? !I didn't touch it myself, I thought it was two peas growing on the back!It's impossible for her to be undeveloped, her hands and feet are quite long, and she looks like she is fourteen or fifteen years old.

The gap is too big, which makes me very sad. I think back then when the master was still Bina, he was at a D level.

Suddenly a conjecture flashed through my mind, and I pressed my trembling hands between my legs.

………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… …Goddamn system! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

My fingers retracted like an electric shock, I hugged my hair and let out a scream, and then I heard a duet with me outside, and there was also a miserable cry, which far overshadowed my mourning voice, and directly frightened me up.After a long time, the sound outside seemed to be much quieter. I climbed out of the cave tremblingly, and looked up-this, God.

The uniform, the boots, the machete, the cloak fluttering in the wind, the emerald green, the... watermelon rind hairstyle and the short stature.

As expected, I was the protagonist, and every time I crossed, I bumped into the big boss.

If you want to say that the person I admire the most besides Sakata Yinshi in Two-dimensional is probably this one, the second male god, Captain Levi.In fact, I think he is also quite a second class, but he is strong, and a strong man will appear a bit of a second class in the eyes of ordinary people.If it wasn't for the narrow space, I would definitely bow down to him, but in view of this...sharp insight, I'd better pretend to be a frightened girl... Nian (Q口Q).

Damn system.

Levi jumped down from the rock, blood was still dripping down from the two strangely shaped knives, he suddenly pulled out a white handkerchief to wipe his fingers clean, and then walked to the cave: "It's okay Bar."

This voice made my whole body go numb.

I crawled out of the hole on all fours, and nodded at Levi indiscriminately: "It's okay to drag your luck."

"Why is it outside the wall?"

"...Uh, I don't know."

Levi didn't ask any more questions, just frowned.

I stood next to him lightly, feeling overwhelmed - the master is actually taller than the soldier commander!

This recognition made me so proud that I became poetic—Mountain Dance Silver Snake, Yuan Chi Wax Elephant, I want to compete with the God of Heaven, oh hehe.Uh...why are you staring at me.

Could it be that he heard the OS in my heart?No way, Levi is not Riboun, so sensitive to the inner activities of human beings?

...Even dwarfs are so sensitive.

Just as I was yapping happily, there was a sudden bulge in the trousers pocket on the right hand side, which was too close to the root of my thigh. This small movement almost made me freeze in place.I had no choice but to put my hands in my pockets, gently pinch Sakata Gintoki's small body with my fingers, and stroke his back with my index finger.It turned out that it came out of the pocket. Fortunately, it didn't come out of a more unscrupulous place.

I walked into the town with a completely different scene from the outside in a trance. There was a long passage from the city gate to the gate, and the road was crowded with people on both sides.A group of cavalry in the middle came over. The person sitting on the horse wore a khaki uniform, a green cloak on his shoulders, and a badge on his chest.I took a look at it carefully - the double wing logo, which team is it from.

"You kid is so lucky. Fortunately, the investigative corps came out to investigate today, otherwise you would have fallen into the mouths of those monsters."

I was hit on the shoulder suddenly, I turned my head, and my eyes fell on the badge on his chest—two roses?Oh, I remember, it's the garrison corps, the one just now was the survey corps... It sounds a bit strange to talk about the wall activities, as if they were going out together to meet their lovers.

"Where is it, I still need God's blessing. Hehe." I laughed at him and moved my shoulders away from the uncle's hand.

The uncle didn't speak any more, the dust flew past, the people from the investigative corps went out, and the heavy city gate slowly fell to the ground.In fact, I admire these people very much. I feel scary when I look at those big guys outside the screen. Now I am chased by them all the way, and I feel even more frightened. The investigation corps are constantly putting themselves in danger. It’s really a brain. On the waistband of the trousers, if you are not careful, the whole body will not be left behind.Unexpectedly, on the first day after time travel, I was lucky enough to watch the investigation corps' activities, and I was quite happy.

Although I can't be happy when I think about my own gender.

I came in from outside the wall, but no one deliberately investigated me, and no one left me or arranged for me to live. They probably thought that I escaped by luck.It is said that human life is the least valuable in the war years, not to mention the world view of Attack on Giants or the world view that the land cannot grow crops, and the high-level cannot distribute food. Maybe some people think that one more person alive means one more person fighting with them for rations Woolen cloth.

I rubbed my nose boredly, went to a corner and took out Sakata Yinshi from my pocket. He was obviously holding back, and he took a deep breath in my palm.

"Wow...it's so different every time I see you."

I looked at him sadly, not wanting to speak.

Sakata Gintoki sat on my palm and frowned, looking at me with blood-red eyes so close, I was a little scared.

"What's wrong."

"Let me tell you a piece of news, you must hold on."

"If it's not news that you have to face, don't say it." Sakata Gintoki covered his ears and turned his back.

"..." Nima is the one who doesn't want to accept the reality the most, okay?Resentfully, I stretched out my fingers and pressed his shoulders to pull him over: "I'm going to say it! I can't bear it alone!"

"..." He stared at me helplessly with dead fish eyes.

I sobbed in despair: "Yinshi-kun, I'm dressed as a man, you won't dislike me..."

“………………………………………” Sakata Gintoki closed his eyes in disgust to express that he didn’t want to talk to me.