[Comprehensive] The best assist

Gintoki Sakata and I lay face up on the wet and cold ground, just listening to the high-frequency vibration of the wings outside can make people imagine the scene of the bugs overwhelming the hairy headstand, ah Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh I have intensive phobia!

It's just that pretending to be dead doesn't seem to be able to solve the problem, so let's get up.

"The wind is so noisy today..."

"That's not the sound of the wind blowing, it's the flapping of the wings of insects."

I cruelly denied Sakata Gintoki's fantasies, covered my face with one hand and sobbed softly: "What can we do, where did we go, there is no way to go to the village or back to the store, and we can't even drink hot water. "

While crying, I took out a piece of pancake fruit and ate it. It was so miserable that I could only eat this kind of thing.

"Bastard, aren't you still complaining while eating, give me half!"

I broke half of the pancake and handed it to Sakata Gintoki.

"How will we go out later? I don't know if those flying insects have IQ, will they wait outside, and we will be torn into pieces as soon as we go out..."

"Then we can only go forward along this hole, it looks quite deep, oh - I'm a little excited when I think about it, maybe there will be something sweet at the end."

"Men are like this. When it comes to holes and holes, they start to get excited..."

Gintoki Sakata's nerves must be thicker than the spokes of a bicycle, and he still thinks about that kind of sex at this time.I glanced at him blankly and got up from the ground, observing the hole with a little bit of faint light. It actually had a hole near the inside. The place suddenly became narrow, and it became darker when it extended into the interior.

"What should we do? Let's try going in along this road, or..." I turned my head to look outside and raised my eyebrows as a signal: "Let's go that way."

"Are you kidding me! I don't want to be the kind of man you underestimate, Ah Yin, I never go into strange holes casually!" Sakata Yintoki chewed the pancake fruit righteously, pushed aside the grass leaves and walked out. He came back in a few seconds, pointing at the hole behind me with a black face: "Actually... I was inspired to be an explorer when I was young, no matter if it is a strange cave or a strange mountain, I have tried my best courage!"

I stared at him silently: "I really don't want your face... You can say two words with completely opposite meanings in one second." It seems that the group of things outside still didn't go far.

"You are so talkative!"

So we went in along the wet-walled tunnel without encountering any slimy or strange creatures along the way.This road seems to lead to a certain place. What surprised me is that although the cave is deep, it is not very dark inside. The faint light is not like sunlight, but rather like the light from fireflies.I followed the twilight up and looked up—

This is……

"What is this..." I stretched out my hand and pulled a glowing leaf off the wall. I was puzzled by the feeling I felt on my fingertips—the whole cave was as humid and hot as a tropical rainforest, but the leaves were cold and dry...

"Ding——I got a piece of 'Qizhen', the effect is unknown, and it will be automatically included in the equipment package."

……

……

Ah-le? _, I seemed to hear the sound of the system just now, and the leaves I was pinching just disappeared little by little in front of my eyes.Well, it's strange...have you never seen this kind of function of the system, storage items?It was the first time it appeared.But it should be a good thing, put it in some package.

Thinking of this, I thoughtfully picked up all the surrounding leaves.

Sakata Gintoki expressed dissatisfaction with the fact that I deserted to pick leaves in the middle of my walk, hmph, a man with fish lips, enriching his pockets is the top priority at any time.We continued on our way, and clear water flowed out of the ground. At first, it was a very small stream, and then it gathered more and more water.

"Follow here and go out. If there is a small hole at the end, Yin Shi-kun, you will be responsible for splitting the mountain with a knife." I waved my big hand and ran forward full of energy.

"I don't have that setup."

"Didn't you still go to the mountains to wrestle with bears..."

"What a trick! You know it's Kintaro!"

"Because Ishien Toriyama drew Kintaro almost like you... Ah, it's the end."

"Toriyama Ishien-kun is a monster painter! What do you think of other people's prototypes! Kintaro is an upright human being!"

I shrugged my shoulders and ignored Sakata Gintoki's madness. I pushed aside the grass in front of me, and a ray of sunlight came out from the outside. Covered by the thatch was a hole about a person's height. Going out, Sakata Gintoki poked his head out from above me.But we were all stunned by the sight in front of us, it was like a hell on earth-but I think this should be a peaceful and peaceful village, with fields and houses, and the fields were hoeed into neat rows, just now The germinated seedlings can't see what kind of food they are, they are only as high as a finger.

But now most of them have been trampled down, and a big hole has been broken from the top of the house. The kind of bugs we encountered before are hanging people out with two feet, and the human limbs hanging from their feet are unnaturally Hanging, obviously dead.

...it's my fault for saying they didn't do anything bad.

A big worm flew over my head with a little girl in its mouth. The little girl probably didn’t understand anything, but it was so frightened that one was crying. The bug's head was on fire.I hastily stretched out my hand to catch the little girl who fell from mid-air, and the sound of the system's extra points sounded in my mind-I don't want to care about that anymore, if saving people can add points, that's for sure, humans can't see it I guess someone died in front of me...

Gintoki Sakata slashed an insect away, and the sound of Lake Toya colliding with the insect's carapace was close to my ears. I hurriedly looked up at him, and the latter had a vaguely angry expression on his face.

"Hey, this is terrible. I thought it was just a sudden locust plague, but I didn't expect this group of locusts to be so arrogant that they use humans as food."

"You can't die of exhaustion if you play them like golf." I put the little girl on the ground, wiped off the cold sweat and looked at the guy lying on the ground foaming at the mouth—it was so dangerous that his head was almost bitten off.These guys are really not ordinary cruel.

I raised my hand and hit a fist-sized fireball with a "snap". Sakata Gintoki looked at me with a confused face, and then I remembered that he seemed to be invisible to Nian.Damn it... At a time like this, what should we do? Just the two of us can't do it. If only Iris was here, he should be able to easily solve this situation... That's right!

I frowned and looked up at the mutated bugs overwhelming the sky in the distance, and let out a deep breath: "... I don't know if I can enhance my abilities, but anyway, let's try!"

Come to think of it, that kind of thing was forced by Iris to practice proficiently a few years ago, the so-called raising soldiers for a thousand days and using them for a while... No, it's not this, time is the criterion for testing truth!Come on bugs!Let you taste the power of my old lady! — even though I'm not very good at it.

Hit the mind force on the hand, and use it against the wooden knife...let them distribute as evenly as possible on the surface...Yoxi, that's it!I turned my head and looked at Gintoki Sakata, who had a puzzled face, gritted his molars slightly, and stretched out the hand that was dragging the small fireball: "Yinshi-kun, come on, hit this ball like a golf ball, our Your life is up to you!"

"Shoot it! You can't see it at all! Why do you look like it's been discussed! I don't know! I don't know that kind of thing! If you force a shot, Ah Yin's piercing weapon will get stuck in a strange place. Asshole!"

"It's long-winded! In short, I'm lucky!" After speaking, I jumped up and threw a fireball into the sky.

"Oh yeah——!!!!" Sakata Gintoki growled and punched me hard at the place I pointed, and then, the punch was empty.

"You're so stupid, what about your intuition as the protagonist?! You yelled that kind of slogan in a majestic manner, but it failed! It's a shame!!! It seems that you still need to use external force to stimulate it, otherwise your cheating will be It can’t be triggered.” I frantically jumped, and sent a few small fireballs towards some strange bugs that were still carrying humans in the distance: “Come here, come here! I’m here, you guys have too much hormone secretion stupid bug!"

The tentacles of those insects were burned, and they immediately threw away the human beings in their mouths and flew towards this side buzzing.I turned my head and saw that Yinshi Sakata had already run away, so I immediately ran after him, holding the fireball in one hand and shouting at him: "Don't run, you bastard! Courage! Courage!"

"Pulse-pulse-belt!!! Ah Yin doesn't want to die with you!!! I still want to live to be 90 years old! Such a good thing like being lucky has never happened to me!"

"Teme hurry up and use the wooden knife to whip this! This is the one I'm holding! If you can't see it, just whip it!!!" I punched him on the head, and Sakata Gintoki stopped like "here—" , staring at the group of insects getting closer and closer with a serious expression, he suddenly drew the knife and slapped it out of my palm.

The small fireball, which was originally the size of a fist, turned into the size of a bathtub in a whimper, and rolled into the group of insects roaring with the movement of Gintoki Sakata swiping his knife. come out.After the first success, my cooperation with Sakata Gintoki has become more and more proficient. Fortunately, he has not yet reached the age of hitting the waist before playing baseball, otherwise... I still care about his waist strength.

"Hey, why do you show such a shy expression when you kill a creature?"

"I hate it, I don't think about anything!"

After beating for half an hour, almost all the insects in sight were wiped out, and Sakata Gintoki and I were too tired to get up.The insects were burned away, but the village was not saved. Leaving aside the destroyed buildings and fields, the number of casualties exceeded half of the village's population.Moreover, the faces of the wounded were also horrible. Some were scratched through their heads and brains by sharp claws, but they did not die.

I didn't have the mood to pay attention to the series of extra voices in my head. I leaned against the wall and vomited. Sakata Gintoki folded his arms against the wall and turned his back to me with an inscrutable expression. From here, he could only see his side face.I thought he was going to start some great talk mode, but that's all I thought.

"Eat something before throwing up, I'm hungry."

"Ugh—you bastard..." I covered my mouth with grief and indignation: "If there is red wine, I will definitely splash your face and hit your heels hard with high heels. It is not pleasant to eat with you at all! No wonder I am still a bachelor now , everything in the world has a cause and effect!"

"What's wrong with being a bachelor, everyone is a bachelor when they crawl out of their mother's belly, so Ah Yin, I am also a bachelor just like everyone else!"

"..." I don't want to talk to thick-skinned people.