[Comprehensive] The best assist

"Get up, get up! The download is complete! It's time to travel!"

I was in a drowsy sleep when I was woken up by a piercing alarm, I tried to open my eyes, and saw Sakata Gintoki looking at me expressionlessly.There is a golden red in the field of vision, the time... probably in the afternoon?His back was facing the window, and the sunlight shone from behind Gintoki Sakata, making it difficult for me to see his face clearly.

"...So you will be woken up, but I was worried that I would oversleep. Hey?! Why are you getting smaller again?" I reached out and grabbed Sakata Gintoki who was standing on the quilt, and brought him to my face: "Okay I miss you, it feels like you haven’t become this size for a long time. What were you doing just now, staring at me with a serious face, scaring me.”

Gintoki Sakata took the kimono out of my hand and sat down with his back to me.

"Huh? What's the matter? Are you feeling sad for rejecting Ms. Shabby? Yes, after all, even you will have fantasies about a vigorous love affair." I casually poked Sakata Gintoki on the back , the latter sighed.

"Yeah, I'm sad, I have to reject that kind of beauty." He paused for a while and saw that I didn't respond, and immediately roared: "Hey! You really don't worry! Didn't you think that Ah Yin would never come back? .”

"That's not true." I walked around in front of him strangely and stared at Yinshi Sakata's face, "I said you..."

"Drip - enter the countdown, 10, 9, 8, ..."

"I said you...Wow! Gin Toki-kun, please hold me tight!!"

When the countdown reached three seconds, there was a strong wind blowing in the house. After experiencing this supernatural phenomenon once, I became very familiar with it. The cheating system... every time I made such a big noise, it was only when I just woke up!I didn't care to continue asking Sakata Yinshi, so I picked him up and pressed him tightly against my chest. The surrounding papers and bed curtains were all centered on the two of us, spinning like being swept by a whirlwind, and the surrounding scenery became more and more turbulent. Fast, and finally blurred into groups of unclear color blocks.

This situation lasted for about ten minutes. The speed of the whirlwind reached its peak and then became slower and slower. After it stopped completely, the surrounding scene had completely changed, as if... Fuck it was a forest again.

I stood up and patted the dirt on my skirt, Sakata Gintoki groaned in pain behind me, and got up from the ground cursing - he had become a normal size.

"Forcing the body to stretch from 170 centimeters to [-] centimeters is super painful. That bastard system...ahh, Ah Yin's waist is about to break."

"So what's the point of being smaller before?"

"Ah, it's about saving energy if you get smaller, and it takes energy to activate the time-traveling system. Why the hell do you have to save from this kind of place, does this uncle look easy to bully?!" Sakata Gintoki pointed at the sky and roared like this .

"Anyway, it's not the first time it's unreliable..." I walked to a tall tree and looked up. I couldn't see the end at all. The branches and leaves were so dense that they were intertwined and intertwined, and I couldn't even see it. sky sun.I leaned on the thick tree trunk and looked at it for a while, and couldn't help muttering: "It's so high, could it be a tropical rainforest... Wow!!! Bugs! Bugs!"

I took a few steps and retreated behind Sakata Yinshi, and watched a colorful insect climb up the branch joint by joint, and then left a bright and long sticky trail behind it.

"Girls just have no resistance to limp animals, they're just bugs, so much fuss..." Sakata Gintoki shrugged helplessly: "I really can't do anything about you, so let Ah Yin protect you Ah ... ah!!!!! Bugs! Bugs !!! "

Don't doubt it, that screeching sound came from Sakata Gintoki, and I was entangled with his whole body with black lines all over my face, so I had to push his face and pull it out forcefully: "It's just a bug! You're a big man , screaming what..."

"Don't! Don't abandon me! Kaminsa!"

Sakata Yinshi hugged me tightly and couldn't go away no matter how much he kicked, I looked helplessly along the place he was pointing at, and saw a large insect that seemed to have mutated and flew towards us with four wings shaking. , I immediately kicked Sakata Gintoki out with a "fuck" sound, and the latter screamed and flew over like a frisbee, and halfway changed into a posture of straight kicking with one leg and a lunge with the other leg, kicking something. Between the crotch, and then the thing fell from mid-air and lay on the ground, foaming.

"Yin Shi-kun, get out of there!" I hurriedly reached out to him.

"What is the guy who kicked me out yelling!" Sakata Gintoki immediately got up from the ground and stomped on the guy's head: "Go to hell! What is this! It's not human! It shouldn't be human! Why do I think He seems to be smiling at me!"

"You probably got it wrong, I'll help you!" I rushed over, turned my face and kicked the Tianling cover. I don't know if it's an illusion, but I always feel like something is broken. No... no, I won't die!It doesn't matter if you die!I just killed a bug!

"I misread your size! Why did you turn your face away, why did you close your eyes?! Don't worry about it, let's kill you first!"

So it was like this, until the unknown creature under our feet twitched and couldn't move anymore, the two of us silently went up to look at its face.

"This creature looks really strange. What's going on here... Kikiji genetic mutation? Hey, it shouldn't be an alien here... No, no, no, it's just a bigger bug. There are many such bugs in the world. Right!"

"Calm down, you." I patted Sakata Yinshi's hand on his shoulder, stared at it and studied it carefully: "It looks like an ant as a whole...but it has a donkey's face, but why is it eight? And the leg, and what's more, it's grown too big."

It's taller than me in length and width!Almost the size of an adult human.

"It's not an ant, it's obviously like a praying mantis, and the front two feet are in the shape of a big knife, so sharp. Ahh, I'm a little scared when I think about it now..." Sakata Gintoki pulled out his knife and stabbed it hard at the corpse on the ground , and then pulled it out fiercely: "hora, the blood is such a strange color..."

"I don't know. When I was in elementary school, I didn't learn biological puzzles well. I often connected goose legs to hens...I said you don't want to do such dangerous things with a pure face, but now it's you It’s a bit more scary, Sakata Gintoki-kun! It’s dead—although it’s an alien—at least leave a whole body for others, and they haven’t done anything wrong other than being unattractive!”

"It's not an alien! It's just a bigger praying mantis!"

"Really, I lost to you."

Sakata Gintoki and I squatted on the ground and stared at the creature for a long time, but we couldn't find out what kind of species it was, but it wasn't in vain. We at least came to a conclusion-this thing is really not human.

"Let's find a way out first, let's leave this place early, the air inside is too stuffy, I can hardly breathe."

I scratched my head irritably and complained to Sakata Gintoki: "But which direction are you going? Although if you go in one direction, you will be able to leave this ghostly place one day, but if this place is unlucky enough to be a super-large forest, Going deeper and deeper, then we are finished. If we encounter a group of such creatures again..."

"Strawberry Jam Strawberry Jam—"

"Huh? Don't interrupt me, I think it's better to cut down some trees and find the position of the sun..."

"No, no, no, I mean, strawberry jam—" I looked back, Sakata Gintoki pressed my shoulder and looked up at the sky, sweating all over his head: "It's no longer necessary to assume that you will meet a group of such creatures again ’ because, now they’re right on top of us…”

I looked in his direction, almost scared to pee.A mass of black, or red or purple colorful wings soared into the sky, and there was a buzzing sound of flapping wings that made hair stand upside down.As they took off, the sun shone down lazily—it turned out that it wasn't the leaves that covered the sky in layers just now, but the wings of these guys.

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!” I yelled and ran away.

"Teme ran too simply! Wait for me!"

"Who wants to wait for you? After all, it's your fault! I said don't just whip someone's corpse and poke out the juice. It's so cruel! You see, all his brothers and sisters are dispatched to avenge him, Baga! ’ I snarled back at Gintoki Sakata as I ran.

"Isn't it all about your crow's mouth making assumptions! No, this must be the people from the insect planet, they have come to occupy the earth! Yo Xi Strawberry Jam, don't you want to accumulate merit points, the task of saving the earth is handed over to you!" For you, I can add [-] points to exchange for my brain!"

"You are the one! Isn't your dream to become the Monkey King?! Don't waste the opportunity when it comes!"

"No, Ah Yin's dream is to eat ice cream and die happily, so I don't want to be a ration for bugs here!" Sakata Yintoki ran forward while chopping branches with a knife, screaming: "Help!!! Anyway A young hero, come and save me!!!"

I followed Sakata Yinshi and ran desperately, but the road in front of me became narrower and narrower, until I broke into a wall covered with ivy-like vines—there was no way out!There are chasing soldiers behind, and there is no way ahead, what to do, what to do, we are about to be eaten!

At this critical moment, I suddenly remembered that I am now a master who can use Nian.By the way, I am a transformation department, what about the transformation department... Bugs, pesticides? !No, no, I don't know what kind of toxicity they are, and pesticides may not work well, so use fire? !How did Ms. SB do it before? At that time, I felt that the air flow of the whole body was concentrated to the palm of the hand through the top of the head...

I suddenly stopped my movements and looked sharply at the group of buzzing insects behind me, opened my hands to fire, and then shouted: "Burn! The Sanwei Zhenhuo redeemed by the points!!!"

A strong flame gushed out of my palm and set the nearest bug on fire.I don't know what kind of structure they are, or my flame structure is too strange, in short, the thing suddenly ignited.

It's just that in the next second, I can only continue to run and run for my life. It's really dead. Thousands of them stand up again: "><No, no, no, no, no, no! There's still so much more to come! Yin Shijun! Help! Help !” I spread my hands towards Sakata Gintoki in fear.

"Get out of the way, Baga! Don't charge straight! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Sakata Gintoki pushed me away and greeted me with a loud shout. A flying insect pierced through Lake Toya in an instant, and blood splashed everywhere.The bugs at the back didn't stop the car, they hit one after another, and soon a string of bugs formed on Lake Toya. The impact was too strong, and I couldn't keep my balance even if I pushed Sakata Gintoki's back hard. , The powerful impact knocked us to the ground.

I kept this face down posture and slid towards a clump of grass that was half the height of a person, and the gravity without conscience dragged me and Gintoki Sakata into that deep, dark hole together—decided Already, from now on I will be at odds with all the bugs!