[Comprehensive] The best assist

Although Sakata Gintoki usually speaks dishonestly and outspokenly, but what he doesn't want others to know, that person will never know until he dies, which is very annoying.And I pretended to be occupied and couldn't take the initiative to ask about it, so that matter was put on hold, and I don't know what he and Iris did without telling me until today.

At the same time, I'm not sure if Miss Second Personality has ever appeared again, and I'm not sure if she took advantage of my body and did some strange things while I was asleep.

"I said, Sakata-kun—!"

I couldn't bear the blue veins on my head and squeezed the candle in half, and then fell hard in front of Sakata Gintoki. The latter lazily raised his eyelids and gave me an innocent, helpless and indifferent expression, which made me really want to punch him. face.

"Didn't I ask you to go to the town to check the water and electricity problems?! Didn't I say that I will beat you if the light bulb you wiped for a day doesn't turn on after dark?! Ahh... Is it because I have been too talkative lately? ..." Tighten your fingers one by one, making a rattling sound: "Be careful, I'll use a cotton swab dipped in peanut oil to stab you wet, bastard, at least it's more direct than you lying on the sofa watching erotic manga all day More! Huh?!"

"Shut up, bastard! Who do you think is a pussy she-cat!" Sakata Gintoki sat up from the sofa, and then covered his forehead in pain: "And whoever taught you that kind of thing, you can stab and insert it at every turn. , who taught you that kind of dirty talk."

"Isn't it you, a rascal, who plays dirty with me every day?"

Sakata Gintoki turned his head uncomfortably under my contemptuous gaze and coughed twice: "Well... Well! What does it matter, girls can be treated as women after they pass the age, you have already passed that age It's the golden section line. You won't understand the romance that belongs to a man, but a girl like Tolove who will fall into her crotch when she falls, is hard to control no matter how you think about it."

"Shut up! I'm forever 16 years old! I've never seen the kind of girl you mentioned before in the [-]D, 'If you fall down, you must take off the other party's sweatpants in front of the whole class'" There is one here, girl, why don't you try it, you bastard!"

"Ah, I got it, I got it—! In fact, you have completely misunderstood. Men are not such troublesome creatures. They only need tissues and lubricant!" Showing it to me: "My girl can't be XXXX, I didn't expect to find such a tasteful one in this place... Woooo!!!!"

"Who wants to hear that from you! I think it's your brain that needs lube! Lubricate the inside!"

I slapped him on the sofa with a slap, leaned over to hold him down under Sakata Gintoki's horrified eyes, and then pressed—down———

"Ah, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts!"

"If you know it hurts, be honest! Use the money I saved so hard to buy this kind of useless workbook, have your integrity and conscience been eaten by dogs!" I carried a dog that was forced to become smaller. Throwing it aside, he relighted the candle helplessly.

When Sakata Gintoki is pinched, he will enter a state of forced reduction. Compared with the natural release, he will experience muscle soreness, but this guy should teach him a lesson. No matter how much he wailes this time, I will not give it to him He massaged absolutely!Sakata Gintoki has maintained his normal size since he left Meteor Street. I don’t know if he drank strawberry milk secretly again, or the transformation time has been extended to this extent——the time he can maintain the enlarged state has been a little bit Extended, I don't know if this change is a good thing or a bad thing.

"Incompetence also gives me a little limit. It's just paying the utility bill, and it's not like asking you to go to the Himalayas to move water. It's been a week and you haven't made any progress?! Could it be that you let me do it myself! Don't you feel ashamed!"

Seriously, it's been two weeks since I've been here, and life is gradually getting back on track.In order to continue accumulating merit points, I accepted Sakata Gintoki's suggestion and hung the sign of "Wanshiwuwu" outside the house. Although accumulating merit points in this way is slow, it is better than nothing.

Although there was no business at all for two weeks.

Of course... This wooden house is located on the edge of the forest, and it would take at least two days and two nights to walk to the nearest town. In such a remote location, people would come to hell.I went to the city once with Tanlu and Sakata Yinshi before, because I can take out food and water at any time, so I didn’t bring too much money, and I didn’t consider the utility bills.The second time—that is, three days ago, Sakata Gintoki was asked to go to the town to pay utility bills with money and strawberry milk, and the bastard came back empty-handed!

No, he didn't have empty hands, he was holding a workbook.

"My ears hurt so much from your noise. Speaking of which, why do girls speak in that samurai-like manner? Use honorifics, honorifics."

Sakata Gintoki struggled to crawl out from the gap in the sofa, his tone was still listless: "What's wrong with candles, isn't it very romantic to light candles in the long dark night, why do you have to be obsessed with light bulbs. Really, people who call themselves modern just All the traditional things are thrown away, and when you look back on your grandparents' hard life, you will cry out with guilt."

"Try cooking with candles and show me!" Really, I don't know how to cook with that kind of built-up stove. Do I have to take out biscuits every day? Rice cooked in a pot and instant food are completely delicious. It's different, I was already tired of that kind of stuff in the first few years on Meteor Street.

"Ahh... I'll go to the town tomorrow to have a look, and I'll do some publicity for Wanshiwu by the way. If this goes on, we'll have to sit and eat sooner or later. Iris didn't give much emergency travel expenses..."

"Forget it, the result will be the same if you go." Sakata Gintoki laid his head on his special pillow and picked his booger: "You don't have an ID card, and they won't accept no matter how much money you have. Oh. Ah Yin, I bought something I like in order not to waste money, so I should not be blamed at all."

Sakata Gintoki's understated tone made me stunned for a moment, and then I thought of a very serious setting that I had forgotten for a long time-people in Meteor Street are "non-existent people" in this world, and there is no identity to prove this In the world of hunters, the ID card seems to be more important than any other world. Basically, it is difficult to move an inch without an ID card. Heihu.

...But we are indeed black households ourselves.

"Wait! Did anything happen to you?!" I quickly picked up Yinshi Sakata and pulled up his arms and legs to check: "Did anyone ask where you came from? Didn't you get arrested to give a statement?!"

Although few people know about Meteor Street, there will be an insider suddenly appearing in Baoqi. If we really investigate, Sakata Gintoki and I did come out of Meteor Street, and it will be a big deal if there is a riot or something!

"It's okay, it's okay, it's just that I was taken to a group of uniformed uncles and asked a few questions kindly. Although they look fierce, they are actually shy people. They have been talking to each other since I sat down. Winking, there is a person stretching his waist and secretly hiding behind me..."

"Isn't this still being investigated?!" I couldn't bear it and yelled at the guy who had no tension at all: "Isn't the uniform uncle a policeman!!! I really admire that you can come back intact, that obviously doubts you Okay! Winking is preparing to round up, okay! The behavior of walking behind and stretching is actually an attack!"

"No, no, you're thinking too much. In fact, he has body odor, and he just sniffed the smell of his underarms by stretching. It's good to know this kind of thing secretly. Don't say it out loud, or it will make others feel ashamed !"

"It's your IQ that makes me feel ashamed! You got into trouble with the police in just a few days, you really deserve to be the protagonist! Completely accidental physique?!"

"Boom boom boom!"

My growling hadn't stopped yet, when suddenly there was a violent knock on the door. I was already in a state of extreme nervousness, and now I was about to pee in fright—wouldn't the police be here now? !Hide, hide quickly!Is it too late to hide in a cupboard? !

"Oh, there are still people visiting at this late hour. I didn't see any neighbors nearby...Ah! What are you doing with me! Go and open the door." Sakata Gintoki struggled hard in my hand.

"Neighbor, neighbor, neighbor! Would a normal neighbor come to visit so late?! Why have your brains been curled up with your hair since you entered this forest!"

"Isn't it a neighbor? Oh, oh, could it be that it's an entrustment? Someone has come to entrust you before the publicity!"

"shut up!"

"Boom, boom, boom! Excuse me, is there anyone here?! It's the house of all things! Open the door!!! Help, help me!"

I wanted to say something, but I was suddenly excited outside the door, accompanied by a hasty call to the door.Uh... I was actually calling Wanshiwu. Could it be that I was thinking too much.As soon as I opened the door, a little guy covered in blood suddenly fell into my arms, so scared that I almost threw out the Sakata Gintoki in my hand.

"Hey! Are you okay! Don't faint!"

I hurriedly dragged the little guy into the house and slammed the door - this scene is super like being hunted down!Wouldn't there be a group of people with big swords and iron bars following behind?But you can't throw it out like this!And by the time he realized it, he had already been dragged in!

"Hey!!! You really dare to take anyone back! A normal person should at least hesitate before deciding to throw it out!"

"You really want to throw it out!"

I wiped the blood on my hand when I was helping the little guy, and hurried to the yard to get a basin of water and came back to wipe the blood off his face, while telling Sakata Yinshi: "You are also a client after all, how can you throw him out?" The truth is, do you want to smash the signboard? You. Don’t be dazed, drink two sips of strawberry milk, and he will be in trouble when he wakes up later. Do you want to receive the client in this worm state? Are you Dana of Everything House."

"Didn't it be you who forcibly lifted my normal state three or ten minutes ago..." Sakata Gintoki twitched the corners of his mouth, "I can't change back for two hours after that."

Sakata Gintoki and I twitched the corners of our mouths at the same frequency: "That is to say... there is still an hour and a half..." It's really self-inflicted. If I knew it, I wouldn't be in a hurry to punish him, or give him a tickling punishment. Now this In this case, could it be that I will be allowed to go, I have never worked in the house of masters!

"It's only an hour and a half. It doesn't matter. He might still faint by then...ah, he seems to be awake."

I hastily took off the towel covering his face and threw it back into the sink. When I lowered my head, I found that he was looking at me. By the faint candlelight, I recognized that it was a pair of red eyes like fire.