[Comprehensive] The best assist

"Bina? Why are you in a daze here?" Iris walked over from the intersection with a big bag on her shoulder, and showed her white teeth like a conditioned reflex when she saw me.

"Where is Ah Yin? Why did he let you run out by yourself?"

The mention of Sakata Gintoki's name at this time made me feel a little at a loss, so I didn't know what to say to Iris.

I silently got up from the ground: "Well... just walk around."

"Your current situation is not stable, it's better not to act alone, let's go, go back."

"Huh? Go, go back..." Don't go back now, although sooner or later you will have to go back, but don't go back now!I subconsciously took two steps back and shook my head: "Well...you see the air here is so fresh, why not take a breath outside..."

Turning my head to meet a pair of faint green eyes, I jumped up from the ground in fright: "Snake! Why are there snakes here!"

"Hahahaha! Because it's a forest, you ran away just now and the radar failed. We flew to a strange place and fell down. Fortunately, these big trees are tall enough to prevent them from being poked into a sieve." Iris looked up. Looking up to the sky, he grabbed the snake and murmured suspiciously: "From plants to animals, there are rare species that have never been seen before. There are still many unknown creatures in the world..."

"Never mind the precious species! Throw it away!"

"That's right, the most urgent thing is to catch you back to look, so as not to run away again." He rubbed my head twice, and then grabbed my collar without hesitation and dragged me back: "Such resistance Go back, you won't be the second personality appearing and taking the opportunity to escape, right?"

"It hurts, it hurts! Let go! I'm not occupied by the second personality now!" I was dragged by him and had to walk backwards - expecting these simple and rough men to have a tactful way, I'm such a fool: "It hurts Ah! Let me go! My neck is about to break...!"

I was struggling against Iris' brutality, and there was a series of crackling noises in the bushes, and then a guy with white hair came out of it.I stopped struggling and looked at him complicatedly—how did it suddenly appear at such a time...

"I found it... I thought I went somewhere."

"Oh? Ah Yin!" Iris let go of her collar and poked her head out from behind me: "You came just in time, why leave this guy here alone, she is in an unstable stage now. Really, I just don't In the past, I bought some daily necessities, and when I didn’t stare at you, I was so listless and unmotivated, you bastard, take her back and watch her carefully.”

"Ayin's selling point is that he has no motivation... Woohoo! Don't throw it over suddenly!" Sakata Yinshi reached out to catch me, staggered back a few steps, and before he could stand still, a large bag of things hit him on the head again , directly crushed the two of us to the ground.

"You can deal with the next thing yourself. I have carefully observed the surrounding environment. It is still hidden. You can stay here for the time being." He looked down at the two of us and gave a thumbs up behind him: "I still want to see Let's see how the airship is being repaired, if you don't leave, you will miss the hunter exam."

Then he left.

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Would it be too straightforward to leave?I also hope that he can ease the embarrassment between me and Sakata Gintoki a little bit!

"It hurts, hurts, hurts... that smelly old man has reached menopause, and he is getting more and more violent..." Sakata Gintoki rubbed his head with one hand and sat up from the ground: "This is not good, if my mother is in menopause At most, they become talkative, but their normal state is already talkative, so their power is just like adding red beans to red bean rice, but once the usually gentle dad becomes irritable, it will be very troublesome. The rhythm of the transformation of yellowed eyeglass cloths into napkins."

"How useless is Dad in your eyes!" I probably can't change my habit of complaining about Yinshi Sakata...

"In short, that's it," Sakata Gintoki got up from the ground, and consciously picked up the scattered bags on the ground and carried them on his back: "I said, why are you still in a daze, go back."

"Ah... oh!"

What the hell... This guy doesn't seem to have any abnormal reactions at all, am I the only one who is uncomfortable.No, but there is really nothing to be concerned about, isn't it just a kiss... Anyway, I don't really remember it. Speaking of it, he was taken advantage of, and he should be satisfied to kiss a male god.Ah, by the way... Sakata Gintoki doesn't remember that, even though he clearly called out "strawberry" at the time, but he was dominated by favorability, so he felt weird anyway.

"Ah, speaking of which, how did we get here? According to Iris, this is not the place we were looking for."

"You took it down halfway through the flight, the radar failed, and the airship was basically scrapped. The pilot is still looking for someone to take joint responsibility." Sakata Gintoki threw the big bag of pots and pans into the kitchen: "At that time Are you still sober, don't you know what you did?"

"What am I doing!"

"Hey, hey, don't yell back so loudly if you did something wrong."

The one who did the wrong thing is the second personality lady, what does it have to do with me!Scared, scared me to death... Sakata Gintoki was talking about losing control of his power on the plane, not about us kissing hahahahaha!Ahhh, hurry up and get back to normal, me!Don't always think about that matter, just pretend you don't know!

But, but let me just sit back and watch Sakata Gintoki being treated as an NPC by the original owner of this body, I will definitely not be able to do it!And it's still a shortcut on my side, no matter how you think about it, it makes people feel angry!

Now is not the best time to ask, and I don't know if he has any memory of that incident. In other words, the first thing I should find out is how much the things he experienced are different from what I guessed. If you become an NPC all the time... no no no!Absolutely unacceptable!There must be some way for him to avoid that fate.

"Let's clean up the house first. There's a lot of dust. It looks like it hasn't been lived in for a long time." I really don't know how they found this house. It's still at the edge of the forest.Ah, but it's pretty good. If this place is hidden enough, the chance of being discovered by the Phantom Troupe will be much lower.

I took out the apron and feather duster from the luggage and began to sweep the dust. Gintoki Sakata was lazily lying on the sofa doing nothing. Although I figured out the joints, I still couldn’t help but observe him secretly—it looked the same It's the same as usual, just a little tired.What should I do... I really want to ask him if he remembers what happened just now, but if he is really brushed off as an NPC... Woooooo let him know, wouldn't that be too cruel!

"Hey! The dust is all over Ah Yin's face!" I was struggling when Sakata Yinshi suddenly jumped up from the sofa and sneezed a few times.

"Ah, I'm sorry... I was a little distracted just now."

"Really, is it okay? You can't become a qualified mother if you make this kind of mistake." Sakata Gintoki snatched the feather duster from my hand with his hands on his hips, "Okay, go sit there Thinking. What's the matter, the face has been scary since just now, could it be the days of girls?"

"Really?" I touched my face in doubt, and couldn't help twitching the corners of my mouth when I heard Sakata Yinshi's last words—this guy has been like this all his life, and he said without any restraint: "It's not like you just lie down when you enter the door." Then pretend to be dead, if I don't clean it, will I live in this kind of dusty house?"

"You look ugly before you clean the house, don't try to lie to me. It seems that the situation is really bad, hey, I can't find the groove." Sakata Gintoki laughed at me like a joke, and stepped on me obediently. Use a stool to flick the dust off the light bulb.

He was silent for a while and suddenly lowered his voice and asked me: "Is this your first time?"

I was arranging the knives, when Yinshi Sakata suddenly asked, and the pots and pans fell to the ground: "You, what are you talking about! When I was the first time, you were the one who could get an erection in the cracks of trees What about virgins!"

"Huh?" Sakata Gintoki screwed up the light bulb after dusting it off, poked his head out from behind the lampshade to look at me: "What are you talking about, is this the first time you tidy up the kitchen utensils, the knife is not inserted in the right place, is it? Why did you put the kitchen knife in the washbasin? By the way, why do you know that I have an age group that can get excited about the cracks in trees?! Never tell others, if I give you three hundred yuan, never tell others!"

"..." Then tell the whole story and don't always say things that make others misunderstand!Angrily, I plunged the knife into the wooden frame, hypnotized myself to forget the previous kiss—Nima Sakata Yinshi, you wait for me, wait for my old lady to get rid of the remnant soul, and then come back and have a good time solve you!

In the evening, we almost cleaned up the yard together. Sakata Gintoki really deserves to be a do-it-yourselfer, he can do everything, but this does not mean that he is diligent, and he will never move unless he is beaten from behind.The room was too dirty, dust was everywhere, I wondered where this body and Gintoki Sakata rolled before, but fortunately, the bedroom was finally tidied up before the sun completely set, so we didn't have to sleep on the sofa in misery.But this place has no water or electricity... I really don't know why he is so persistent in changing the light bulb, but it still doesn't work.

"Strawberry jam, strawberry jam, it's time to prepare dinner. Aren't you excitedly fiddling with the kitchen utensils before? Hurry up and cook, Ah Yin. I just need to add some soy sauce to the egg and rice."

Sakata Yinshi was lying on the sofa stretching his arms and pretending to be dead, and I was too tired to die, my waist was about to break, whoever had the strength to cook for him would shamelessly decide to eat eggs over rice.

"I see you picked up something in the backyard and ate it. I didn't even eat it. You still have the face to cry hungry? And it's not like you don't know that I can't activate my abilities when I'm extremely exhausted."

"Who would pick up things on the ground to eat? It's just that a bottle of red wine was dug out when digging a well. It must be a reward from the gods for seeing Ah Yin's hard work!"

"...As expected of you, you are so courageous that you dare to eat anything."

There was no electric lighting, but fortunately Iris left a few candles behind when she left, and I lined them up on the table and lit them.There is a well in the yard. Sakata Gintoki went down with a rope to dig it out for a long time. After digging out several buckets of wet mud, the water was finally dug out, but the water was too muddy and could only be used to flush the toilet. A few barrels of pure water came as a backup, and then I was almost unconscious from exhaustion.

It's said that you can't activate your abilities when you're exhausted...

"Tell me the truth..."

The two of us were lying in the dark, I thought about it for a long time and still couldn't figure it out, although Sakata Gintoki's appearance of not knowing and I deliberately pretended to be stupid made us less awkward, But those problems still have to be faced sooner or later. The first thing I have to figure out is whether this guy really forgot.

"Ok?"

How to test him.Several methods flashed in my mind, and I passed them one by one—the best way is to make Sakata Gintoki unaware that I have noticed, otherwise, if it fails, I will definitely die of embarrassment.

"Hello, Strawberry?"

Sakata Gintoki saw that I was silent for a long time, suddenly jumped up from the sofa and ran to my side, pinched my face and forced me to meet his eyes: "Hey! You won't be beaten again because you are too tired. Is the second personality under control? Cheer up!"

Why is there such a misunderstanding? I'm just in a daze!I desperately wanted to brush Sakata Yinshi's hand away, and suddenly a flash of inspiration came - if I pretended to be that second personality and hit Sakata Yinshi, I would know by his reaction...

So evil, I am so evil!

Blaming myself like this, I stretched out my evil hand to Sakata Yinshi, passed my arm through his armpit and hugged his body tightly. This is the first time that my body is active and conscious like this, and I inevitably get nervous.It's just that I don't know how the second personality communicated with Sakata Gintoki, so I made up my mind not to speak until he spoke.

The surroundings are quiet, my chest is tightly pressed against Sakata Gintoki's, my heartbeat is getting faster and faster, and my breathing is getting heavier and heavier.Sakata Gintoki did not move for a long time, and the atmosphere was a bit awkward, which made me wonder if I made a wrong choice.

"Warning you, it's best to let go of your hand immediately, I'm drunk, be careful of my sex."

Suddenly hearing what Sakata Gintoki said, I couldn't help but freeze my body—is he talking to that guy? I'm sure my body wasn't controlled by the second personality. opponent's system control.

So did he really have anything to do with that guy...

Am I a little mean for doing this?What prevented me from being honest with Sakata Gintoki?But at this time, I can't back down no matter what. I gritted my teeth and moved my lips closer. The guy being hugged was stunned for a moment, and then turned to the side to avoid my movements.

"Hey, hey... do you repeat the old trick?"

Sakata Gintoki straightened up suddenly, then squeezed my wrist vigorously and pressed it on the sofa. He pulled out a rope from nowhere and tied it round and round around my wrist, and then my ankle was also tied up.The guy straightened up and looked down at me helplessly: "I'm sorry, you can just wait until she wakes up."

"It's true...the number of times I've been occupied with the dominance of my body is too frequent recently, and suddenly changing into another personality scares Ah Yin to death every time. Give me enough time, really." He sat down long-windedly. Going to the sofa not far from me, I seemed to be extremely bored, picked up a bottle of mineral water and poured it down.

"Didn't you already agree to your entrustment? Ah Yin will work hard, and you can go to become a Buddha with peace of mind."

Entrust?What kind of commission... It seems that Sakata Gintoki did a lot before I knew it.No, Iris should know it too, just look at the tacit understanding between the two of them on the airship.These two bastards... have something to hide from me.

"Why does everyone want me to disappear..." I was worrying about how to respond to Sakata Gin when he came up with more news, when my body suddenly started to speak, I was a little embarrassed-Wacha is trying to make a fake come true Well, I tried to move my hands and feet, but the dominance is still on my side. What's the matter, can "she" only control the mouth of the body?

"No one wants you to disappear," Sakata Gintoki sighed vaguely, "But you don't exist anymore, the old man said that what supported your body was just a remnant, I have already agreed to your request, don't push yourself too far Ah bastard, that guy has worked so hard every time he goes through this."

"You don't want to cause trouble for others, do you?"

"Your era is over. No matter how beautiful and brilliant it was before, it's over when it's over. Go and become a Buddha. I actually like whimsical guys, and I don't object to you walking in this world according to your own rules. But if you do embarrassing things, I will never stand idly by, this is my rule."

"Do whatever you want, I appreciate you."

Appreciate your sister!I like your sister!Is this the rhythm of the two of you confessing? !I think my seven orifices have already smoked, the fire is big! ! !

"But after all, aren't you still protecting this little girl?!" The female voice suddenly became sharp, and the control over my hands and feet was gradually taken away. My body was struggling desperately, pulling the rope and making a creaking sound: "I don't want to let you get what you want. If you have the ability, you can kill me. Together with her—"

The voice of "her" stopped abruptly, and there was a piercing pain in my neck——I was beaten again by Sakata Gintoki with a hand knife.Regaining the autonomy of my body in an instant, I suddenly sat up from the sofa and gasped for breath while holding my heart—good, so dangerous!Next time you can't play this trick when your mental strength is not good!

"Yo, I woke up." Sakata Gintoki untied the rope binding my hands and feet nonchalantly, stretched and stood up: "Why are you sweating so much, did you have a nightmare, Miss?"

I stared at him complicatedly for a long time, but finally I couldn't see anything from Sakata Gintoki's calm dead fish eyes.

"Yeah, I had a nightmare. It was so scary that I was hungry."

I know that sentence well - ignorance is happiness.Sakata Gintoki even used such a stupid method to protect me, I'd better pretend I don't know anything.