[comprehensive] bald romance

"Little baby, don't be afraid." Saitama had no experience in coaxing a baby, and when he saw the baby in his hand and dressed in non-mainstream clothes, he couldn't help asking: "Jenos, this kid seems to be I was frightened and stupid, is there any way to appease him?"

The one-armed boy Genos walked into the ruins, his black eyes and golden pupils turned into an electronic data input state. After a while, Genos suggested: "Teacher, it is said that the pacifier can calm the baby's emotions. You can try Give it a try."

nipple?

Saitama caught a glimpse of a pacifier hanging around the baby's neck, and said pleasantly: "This young couple is reliable, and they know how to leave a pacifier for their son."

No, it's not reliable at all!No normal person would leave such a small baby alone at home!

Keigo Atobe was the only normal person present, although he was not normal at all when he played tennis.

"Little aunt, be careful." Atobe Keigo always felt weird. This child seemed too calm. It is normal for an ordinary baby to cry and make a fuss when seeing this kind of situation, but This child stubbornly pursed his three-petal mouth, as if he was angry.

"Jingwu, don't make a fuss. Compared with babies, you are really weak." Saitama exudes a silly and sweet atmosphere. She is always unguarded against children, and heroes like children.

Saying this, Saitama tore off the purple pacifier tied around Mamon's neck with a special formation before Mamon had no time to stop it, and expressed his opinion by the way: "Hey, the color of this pacifier is so strange Ah, is it a new baby product?"

After all, stuffed it full into Mamon's three-petal mouth.

Marmon: ...

"Woman! Kill you!" Mamon, who was completely enraged, took out the pacifier in his mouth. Since the day he owned this thing, he had never tried to put it in his mouth. This bald man is lucky!When he wasn't paying attention, he broke his formation!

Damn, Riboun will definitely find his existence!Every Rainbow Son has a pacifier, just like the existence of a gourd baby, and the pacifiers will resonate with each other.Mamun blocked this resonance with a formation.

Mamun is an illusionist, and he is quite confident in his illusion. He doesn't believe that Saitama has the ability, and has an ineffective response to the attack of illusion.

"Hey, kid, you can talk! Are you scared?" Saitama found the surrounding situation without accident: "Wow, Jingwu, how did you fly?"

I saw Keigo Atobe still maintaining the elegant posture of the king with one hand on his chin, and with an unchanging expression of indifference, he complained: "Little aunt, this guy is an illusion killer!"

Keigo Atobe knows more information about this business than Saitama. Mrs. Keigo Atobe intends to cultivate Keigo Atobe as the successor of the family. The basic situation is known, especially, the largest seafood sales group in Italy, Pengo Lie.

Saitama looked at Mamon's small body, which was floating in the air, and Genos also floated up. What was even more weird was that the snake thrown by her turned into a cupid's small circle, which was placed on the baby's chest. Above the head, the rolled paper disappeared and became the tentacles and hands commonly used in evil and evil cartoons.

It wasn't actually a snake, it was Mamun's pet lizard.

"Ouroboros!" This is Mamun's most ferocious illusion secret, because he was angered by Saitama, Mamon is a child who is not easy to get angry, oh no, it is an adult, Saitama's humiliation has offended the deepest part of Mamun's heart Taboo.

"Unforgivable, bald man, go to hell!"

Immediately afterwards, the floating speed of the three people began to change immediately. Ordinary people plus the useless wood in Saitama's eyes, Keigo Atobe, couldn't stand the nausea of ​​the loss of gravity. He vomited and almost spit it out. up.

"This kid has such a poisonous tongue," Saitama complained, "He keeps calling me bald and bald, be careful to get spanked by me~"

A sense of leisure that is completely out of state.He hugged his little nephew's body that was about to vomit, and said troubledly: "Jingwu, the older you get, the more useless you will be. When you become an adult, will you really be able to marry a wife? You are too weak, like a white chicken."

Keigo Atobe held back the desire and desire to vomit and complain, and tried not to let himself make a sound because of Saitama's words.

Little aunt, you are not human!

Genos kept an indifferent face the whole time. At first, when Saitama was holding the baby with care, he was a little envious, and then the baby attacked, making everyone float up and down in the room like a roller coaster , In fact, this feeling of weightlessness has no attack effect on the robot.

Seeing the teacher hugging his little nephew with a doting look on his face (not!), a light spot gathered on Genos' chest, and the artillery was aimed at the little baby.

Saitama saw Genos's movement, and just wanted to stop it, but Genos was so irritable that he bombarded the baby in one breath.

"Fuck Genos!" Saitama threw away the little nephew in his hand, and the little nephew hit the floor with his head, completely fainting.

Atobe Keigo:………..

"Damn Keigo!" Saitama subconsciously looked at his empty hands and the big bag on Atobe Keigo's head, "Ah, no! Genos! You can't shoot ordinary humans!"

Especially, the other party is such a cute and cute baby.

"Teacher, this guy is an illusion killer." Genos knew Mamon's name, no wonder he always found this child strangely familiar.

"No way, isn't this very obedient?" Saitama felt that this kind of name that sounded like blowing out was definitely fake. Her family's useless little nephew was nicknamed the King of Ice Emperor in school. , it's impossible for a normal person to take such a title as Secondary School Secondary School seriously, right?

Dodging the tentacle and hand attacks made by Mamon, Saitama grabbed the little baby floating in mid-air with a small halo on his head, "Little brother, stop the boring superpower show, it's late at night, it looks like this Isn’t it a little disturbing? Aren’t you afraid of complaints from the neighbors on the upper floor?”

Ma Meng kicked his short legs and short hands, and reprimanded in a cute child's voice: "Let go of me! Baldy!"

No matter how good-tempered Saitama is, he still can’t bear to be called bald by a poor kid. Saitama was once insulted by someone who looked too strangely like Chibi Maruko’s grandpa (Dino: Blame me?), but Baldy, It can be said to be Saitama's most hated name.

"You are enough, don't think that I am not your parents, so I dare not beat you! Punish the brat, everyone is responsible!"

Saitama grabbed Mamon's small cloak, opened Mamon's shorts deftly, and took off Mamon's panties with straight eyes. When he saw that Mamon was still using a urine bag, he felt a sense of justice in his heart. Can't help but tilted a bit, but in the next second, I heard Mamon shouting in a sharp voice: "Damn bald! I'm going to kill you!"

What the hell!

How can Saitama be able to bear it? Children must not be spoiled. If they curse adults in such an insulting tone since they were young, wouldn't they want to become Yang Yongxin when they grow up?

With a bang, there was a crisp slap, and Saitama slapped Mamon's delicate little pp very lightly.

The air was still for a second, and both Saitama and Genos, who were floating in the air, fell to the ground.

"Damn bald! Don't think I'll let you go easily!" Mamon lifted his shorts, and before he could take away the urine bag, before leaving, he slammed a line dedicated to villains, and hurriedly fled the scene .

Janos looked deep and asked, "Teacher, do you want to bring him back?"

Saitama looked at Genos' handsome side face, and said dully, "It's okay, Illusion Killer or something, it sounds like a third-rate character, so don't worry about it."

"Yes! Teacher, as expected of a teacher, you really have a big heart."

Genos-kun, the flattering kung fu is really the best that Saitama has ever seen in his life.

"Ah, it's late, go to bed."

"Yes! Teacher!"

It's just saying go to sleep, why is Genos blushing and trembling... I always feel that this guy is inexplicably serious.

Saitama let out a big breath. When lying on the bed, Saitama thought before falling asleep in a daze, did he forget something?

Keigo Atobe got up from the floor in the middle of the night: "Little aunt!"

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"Nane! Yushi! Atobe said he would bring his little aunt to show up today!" Xiang Hiyake jumped up and down restlessly. Today is the match between Hyotei and Aigaku. Atobe said the day before that he would bring his little aunt Appear.

"Ah, I heard that the lady from the Atobe family is a virtuous and virtuous lady, and she is a standard young lady."

Yushi Ninzu has always admired beauties. It is said that Miss Atobe is a very famous beauty.

Regarding the importance of the water army of the Jibu family, the rumors are said to be fabricated in this way.

"Atobe-senpai's little aunt must be an excellent woman." Hochotaro has already outlined the image of Atobe Saitama in his mind, and it should be a dazzling girl like Yamato Nadeshiko.

"Tch, you guys are so boring." Ryo Shindo said disgustedly: "That fellow Atobe, why is he willing to let his little aunt appear?"

Atobu is an auntie, and my aunt is so powerful all day long, which makes their hearts itchy.

Anyway, the thinking of a group of people is that the product produced by Atobe must be a high-quality product!

The extended version of Lincoln drove to the door, and a long leg stepped out, followed by Atobe's face.

Yushi Ninata and Keigo Atobe greeted each other, and led the group of Hyodi to the direction where Atobe was. Several young people had curious expressions on their faces.

"Little aunt, come out."

Atobe Keigo said to the people sitting in the car, the next second, a smooth egg head appeared in front of everyone, with simple facial features like a stick figure, a decadent atmosphere, and wearing a ridiculous yellow tights, Wearing a white cloak.

The expressions of the Ice Empress Boys: ...

"Fuck! Little aunt Atobe is bald?!" The most impatient Xiang Hiyake covered his mouth and screamed, "How could she be bald! Actually she is not bald, but Chibi Maruko Momoko's grandfather, right?" !"

The author has something to say:

I feel so pitiful for Marmon

However, these pig teammates

Everyone needs to be beaten by Saitama in turn

Sawada Tsunayoshi: Where is my enemy?

Ice Emperor boy is so cute~

Genos: Sansan, do you like babies, why don't we make one?