[comprehensive] bald romance

Bell failed and returned to the organization with a serious injury.

"Hee hee hee, this prince will not admit defeat, the stinky woman is so bald, we must not let her go!" Bearing deep resentment, Bell lay on the treatment bed.

"If you lose, you lose. Take the money."

A three-petal-mouthed baby in a strange cloak floated in mid-air, and said in a calm voice, "I would like to accept the bet and hand over the bet. By the way, your hairstyle is too ugly. I'm looking for Mr. Wang from the village entrance." A funny hairstyle on purpose?"

Bell, who had a little husband's hairstyle, was stunned.

Oops!Prince's stunning blonde hair!

Is it too late to lick now?

No wonder everyone in the organization was holding back their laughter when they came back from their escape!

"Mamon, if you can get rid of that stinky woman, the prince will give you double, oh no, triple the bet, how about it?" Bell had a bad idea and dared to laugh at his hairstyle!Not even as a partner!

"Hmph, do you think I'm an idiot just like you? A woman who can't even handle the captain wants to coax me to clean up? Don't talk nonsense, give me the money." Mamon is the one who sees it most clearly among the group Yes, how could he be fooled if he is as shrewd as he is at a disadvantage?

Tonight, Mamon, Bell, and Lysilia made a bet. Bell bet that he could catch Saitama, while Mamon and Lysilia bet that Bell would lose.

"Hey~~ But they also plan to pay Mamon three times the bet, and want to see if Mamon can catch that bald woman~"

Chicken feather head Lusilia pouted and suggested, "It's a pity that people are making beauty masks now, so they don't have time to go out and arrest people."

What a powerful monster a woman who can handle both Squalo and Bell must be. Lucilia is very interested in meeting her.

Mammon is a little clever, if even Mammon can't catch that woman, then they must retreat cautiously during their trip to Japan.

"Mamon, think about it, do you want to try it?"

Mamon was silent. To be honest, he was a little moved.

However, half an hour later, Mameng shouted from the bottom of his heart: The Security Department of Bali is a group of pig teammates who are afraid that the world will not be chaotic and even their own people will be cheated!

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"Little nephew, please drink tea."

Let's turn our attention back to Saitama, Keigo Atobe was caught by Keigo Atobe, a woman, ah no, it was accidentally, after seeing himself and Genos together, Keigo Atobe used a very arrogant Sitting on Saitama's sofa, he refused to leave.

"Ah, my young master doesn't like this kind of cheap tea." Keigo Atobe faced the tea brought by Genos without turning his eyes, and continued to raise his legs with an extremely elegant expression of a king, "Ben The young master is not a relative that poor people like you can cling to, don't pretend to be familiar."

Keigo Atobe hates Genos's little face from left to right. Is this a new female self-comforting fantasy robot?Is little aunt already so lonely and cold to this extent?If he is really lonely, he can let his members such as Renzu, Feng, Xiangri, pick out any one, and spend empty nights with his little aunt. Why do you need a robot?

Ninzu Feng Xianghi: Minister, have we offended you?

"Janos, what you brought here is engine oil, not tea! And Jingwu, this is Dino's younger brother, not someone he doesn't know." Saitama meant that he would not be blind enough to let him Strangers enter the house.

"Sorry, teacher, I slipped." In order to show that his hands were really slippery, Genos demonstrated the scene where he leaked motor oil into a cup.

Saitama: .... I really convinced Genos!

"Oh~ Dino? Hehe, little aunt, have you forgotten about Dino's fancy courtship to you?"

Keigo Atobe stirred up thousands of waves with a layer of rocks, Genos raised his arms sonorously, and fireworks spewed out from his feet, turned his face, and said to Saitama: "Teacher, I'll go outside to clean up the garbage, it's very easy." Come back soon and please be careful of the cockroaches left in the house."

"Hey, hey, Genos, where are you going at night? Are you going to settle accounts with Dino? I feel that Dino is inexplicably blamed." Careful, emotionally snapped, Genos' mechanical arm.

"Um...sorry, I didn't mean it." Saitama raised his arm with a dazed look on his face, and Genos held a one-armed pose solemnly and said, "Teacher, it doesn't matter, even if you only have one hand, you can fly." stand up."

"Hey, it's not a matter of flying or not! Genos, you will scare the children if you go out like this!" Saitama will not let Genos fly out, "Besides, Dino is not chasing me at all. Send roses and send chocolates, but the signature on them is Ryoko!"

Ryoko is the pseudo-mother maid of the Atobe family, and she has a little secretive meaning towards Dino.

Keigo Atobe was silent. In fact, every time he sent something, he gave it to Ryoko, and even Dino didn't write the signed ones!The little aunt defaulted to having a signature, so it's hard for him to explain, right?

"So that's it, Dino, I wrote down this account." Genos wanted to take out the small notebook, "Oh teacher, my hands are not convenient, can you help me take the small notebook in my pocket? Give Dino a crime."

Saitama was silent for three seconds, and said helplessly, "Ganos, Dino is your brother, in fact, he likes you very much." Genos hates Dino so much, obviously Dino is a fool, The narration in the letter is also about how smart Janos was and how pitiful he was when he was a child. As an older brother, he must take good care of his younger brother.

"I see, teacher." This time it was Genos' turn to be silent, and his eyes showed murderous intent inadvertently. Damn Dino, he was so happy that he found a teacher a few years ago, but he wanted to Fighting for territory with those idiot seafood sellers in Italy.

"I'm very happy to be with the teacher." Janos had a faint smile on his jade-white face. For a boy who never smiles, this is really a sincere emotion. .

Watching the interaction between the two people, Keigo Atobe suddenly burst into flames in his heart. The Atubo boy's motor nerves are quite good. He angrily sandwiched between the two people, facing Saitama's egg face, and said coquettishly in an unskilled tone. : "Little aunt, I'm going to stay here at night." Genos, oh yes, he heard that Dino has a robot brother named Genos, but this guy fell in love with little aunt at first sight!

No, how could the eldest daughter of the Atobe family marry a mafia casually!

"Stay here at night? Jingwu, you should go home, my mother will definitely not agree to you staying outside." Saitama thought that the little nephew is sick all over, tomorrow is Sunday, and heroes need rest days, if Jing I stay here, and when I get up early in the morning, I have to face forty maids calling her miss in unison. In Saitama's life of more than ten years, he can't get used to the servants at home respectfully calling her miss, too It's so annoying.

"It's okay, little aunt, I don't mind your broken and small puppy house, which even exudes a poor atmosphere." Keigo Atobe said sincerely.

Saitama: "Hehe, thank you for your compliment."

"By the way, little aunt, my young master should sleep in the room next to you. Tomorrow morning, I will go to a tennis match with my uncle." Keigo Atobe settled the room as a matter of course.

"Tennis games? Jingwu, you know I can't understand these games." Saitama scratched her bald forehead for no reason. That kind of ball games, in her view, are a group of muscular, youthful and beautiful teenagers, bumping into each other Ji's movement has nothing to do with her being a bald man.

"Tomorrow, I'm going to compete against Tezuka Kunimitsu. Little aunt, go and cheer for me." Keigo Atobe's blood boiled when he thought about tomorrow's match.

"Oh oh oh! Tezuka Kunimitsu, I know!" Saitama's blood boiled, "Isn't that guy your crush?! It turns out that I have to meet my parents tomorrow. It seems that I have to dress up."

Rows of black lines on Keigo Atobe's head, "Little aunt, what are you talking about? I don't have a crush on Tezuka Kunimitsu! I just admire this guy!"

Saitama showed the expression of someone who has been there before, and said knowingly: "I understand, young man~"

Atobe Keigo: "You know what...it's nothing! My uncle is going to sleep!"

Che thought that Jing Wu, a kid, would swear, but Saitama felt a little disappointed. Can't the noble boy swear?

"Teacher, no one can live in that house." Genos didn't know who Keigo Atobe liked, and he wasn't interested in finding out. He was not an eighth wife.

"Hey, no way, I just cleaned it up yesterday, what's the problem?" Saitama didn't believe there was anything wrong with his house, but seeing Genos' serious look, he felt palpitations.

"Yes, sir, there is a bomb."

Without blushing and heartbeat, Genos used the program on the small explosives buried in the room to light up the switch.This is the trap that Genos pressed in Saitama's house.

With a bang, a big hole exploded in Saitama's room.

"..." Atobe's expression drifted for a moment.

"Little nephew, I'm sorry, you have no place to rest, please go back." Genos said lightly.

Saitama: "Ganos, what are you doing! Wait, there's a baby!"

The neighbor next door is a couple who usually go out early and return late. I don’t know if Genos’s movement has caused a burden to the other party. Saitama’s sharp eyes found that behind the big hole that was blown out, there was a baby playing with a snake.

"Fucking baby, are you still alive? Have you been blown to death?" Saitama rushed out like flying, looking at the baby in his arms, worried: "Snakes are too dangerous, children don't You can play, hey, look at this poor little boy, his nose is running out of fear, don't be afraid, don't be afraid, I will protect you."

Saying that, Saitama stretched out his fingers without disdain, gently wiped off the baby's snot, flicked it, grabbed the baby's snake, and threw it out.Seeing the rolled paper next to the baby, Saitama carefully pulled it out, twisted the baby's nose vigorously, and said, "Come on, do you still have snot? Suck it out."

Mamon: Damn retarded!Lao Tzu's illusions and weapons!

The author has something to say:

Mamon's three-petal mouth is super cute~

In fact, think about it except Genos

Anyone and three three groups cp

feel weird

Genos has no words

Why don't you use your nose to solve Sansan's problem?

I'm looking forward to the battle between the two parts of Qingxue Bingdi

But never watched anime

Tezuka Kunimitsu

Well, it's the object of my little nephew's admiration

Yes

that's it