[Comprehensive] One hundred ways to lower IQ

"Hay fever, who added so much iris pollen to Haidir?"

Lavmaninosov, the exclusive doctor of the royal family of the Demon Realm, although looks exactly like a moving jelly, no matter how you look at it, it has a soft and sticky feeling, but after all, he has the position of "exclusive doctor of the royal family", and his nature He hates humans, and this time he was called to see a doctor for a maid demon who was excluded in the demon world, and "Jelly" also rarely lost his temper.

"Is that you, human?"

The voice of "Jelly" sounds like an adult man, with a small body standing on top of a pink-haired girl, and his two beady eyes are looking at Akashi seriously, but in the eyes of a boy, he only thinks it is a little funny .

"That thing is only available in your Demon Realm." He also wanted to ask who was playing tricks.

The peasy eyes of "Jelly" scanned Akashi's body, and seemed to find something. It jumped from the head of the pink-haired girl to the head of Daisy's bed, and differentiated from its body a small claw that was suspected to be made of jelly and stuck it on the maid. forehead.

The sound of "sizzling" was accompanied by a slight smoke, and it looked very hot. Akashi frowned suddenly, but the pink-haired girl who had been looking at it curiously spoke.

"Doctor Lavmaninosov, how is she?"

"It's just the stage of allergy resistance, just rest for two days, but don't touch the irises in the future." "Jelly" turned and looked at Akashi, "That is Haidier's natural enemy."

"I see, thank you doctor." Akashi replied earnestly, causing "Jelly" and the devil girl opposite to get stuck at the same time.

"...Did you hear that doctor! He's saying thank you!" The pink-haired witch, nine-year-old Lamia, shouted with emotion, "It's the first time I've met such a polite human being!"

She noticed from the very beginning that although they are both human beings, the boy in front of him and Tatsumi Oga are fundamentally the opposite type... Of course, the degree of fear seems to be the same, but in all fairness, such an elegant and polite human being is more They should be loved!

"...Lamia, you're digressing." "Jelly" sighed resentfully, then took out a medicine bag from his body that seemed to be just a ball of jelly and put it on the bedside, "Human, Seeing that you are really worried about her, I won't charge you for this visit, and it's best not to see you again in the future."

"I agree." Akashi raised the corners of his lips in a slightly self-deprecating manner, and he didn't want to see Daisy like this again.

"Jelly" looked meaningfully at Akashi and then at Daisy, then jumped back on Lamia's head: "Let's go."

"Hey doctor?" The pink-haired girl raised her head in doubt, "Jelly" stretched out her claws and patted her on the head. The next moment, the two demons disappeared into the room at the same time.

"Doctor, sister Amy said that this fat sheep can be slaughtered." On the way back to the Demon Realm, Lamia finally asked, "Jelly" lay lazily on top of her head.

"It's not easy to take advantage of that human being, it's better to sell him."

"I don't understand." The nine-year-old witch, who was as innocent as her age, blinked blankly, "Doctor, can't you read people's hearts, why are you so cautious when facing humans?"

"Didn't you notice?" "Jelly" said leisurely, "I can't see through him."

"Oh... hey hey?" Accompanied by the girl's scream, the two demons had quickly returned to the demon world. As soon as they landed, a formulaic voice came from ahead.

"Doctor Lavmaninosoff, Queen Alice is here."

Hey... are they quarreling again?

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"Ahhhh! Ghost!"

When this shouting began to become a daily routine in the basketball club, Teiko's teenagers finally lost the courage to step into the basketball stadium, and they all found various reasons to ask for leave or simply didn't show up, even Aomine found an opportunity to slip away.There were also several versions of explanations for the door that disappeared out of thin air in the bathroom, all of which came from the power of non-human beings. At this time, the only teenager who knew the truth also fell into the most unforgettable situation in his life.

"Little Akashi..."

Accompanied by the feeble shouts, the usually energetic young man rarely showed a decadent temperament. Not to mention his disheveled clothes, the faintly visible dark circles under his eyes made passers-by couldn't help but stare sideways. Coming up, Akashi raised the document in his hand just to block his face.

"Ryota, has that ghost followed?"

"Behind me, little Akashi, have you found a way? Where's Daisy?" Only then did Daisy seem to be absent today, and the blond boy asked suspiciously.

"She's sick and resting."

"Hey? Can demons get sick too?" Kise was surprised, and then became worried again, "Does it matter, I'll go see her after school today?"

"Just worry about yourself." Akashi snorted softly, raised his hand and stuffed the document into Kise's hand, "This is the document of the person behind you, you can go to the hospital to see her."

"Oh..." Huang Lai took the information in a daze, and it took a few seconds for her to react, her eyes widened suddenly, "Ehhhhh—you said that Miss Phantom is still alive?"

"Who is still alive?" Momoi Wuyue asked curiously who happened to walk in from the outside.

"It's Miss Phantom over there in the bathroom." Kise boy pointed to the position behind him very frankly, "Can't you see it, little Taozi?"

"Really? Why can't I see it?" Momoi stared hard behind Kise.

"It's Aya Mitsuki from Class A of the third year." The blue-haired boy who appeared from behind Momoi spoke slowly, and fixed his gaze on the girl in white behind Kise, "I heard that she was critically ill recently, could she have passed away? "

"Ghost" was visibly shocked when she heard her name, and then heard "critically ill", she suddenly squatted down, holding her head with her hands as if in pain, Kise suddenly panicked.

"Hey, don't... Ah! I got it! I'll take you to the hospital to find you! Ah! I got it!" When he panicked, he was a little incoherent, seeing that the "ghost" still maintained that posture, and even became more and more nervous. Showing weakness, he grabbed her arm and pulled her into his arms, "Inhale Yang Qi, face Yang Qi..."

"...Is he playing tricks?" From Momoi's point of view, Kise seemed to be holding the air and talking to himself.

"Mr. Huang Lai..." Heizi blinked, trying to give some advice. A black hole suddenly appeared out of nowhere in the dressing room. They had already seen Daisy's portal. They raised their heads and watched calmly at the same time. A...jelly popped out slowly?

"Doctor Lavmaninosov." Akashi slightly opened his mouth in surprise and called out the awkward name he had only heard once, and the "Jelly" glanced at him with beady eyes, then jumped on the head of the "ghost" a few times, Kise was taken aback.

"Scared—what is this thing?"

"Human, do you know that in front of you is—"

"Lavmaninosov, the exclusive doctor of the royal family in the demon world." Akashi called out the name again, interrupting the self-esteem dispute of the royal family doctors, "What is your purpose here?"

Doctor "Jelly" squirmed unwillingly, and then took out a suspected hearing aid-like thing from his body, stuck it on the forehead of "Ghost" and listened seriously.

What is this guy...

The blond boy who was closest looked at it suspiciously. It was a great insult to the royal doctor who could easily read people's hearts. It couldn't help but stop and stared at him.

"If you keep supplying 'Yang Qi' like this, you, human being, will die first."

"what……"

"How to say?" Akashi frowned, "Aren't you a monster doctor, and the ghost world is also under your control?"

"Of course the world of ghosts is not under my control, but this ghost is not a naturally separated ghost. It was forcibly separated by magic to occupy her body...but the witch who casts spells needs to constantly replenish blood to have energy."

"Witch?" Kise repeated blankly, "like Daisy and Amy?"

"The demons are different from humans. Even if they are demons, they have completely different attributes and characteristics. The witch is vicious and sinful. She was divided into two halves by the Great Demon King and sealed for more than ten years. Recently, someone broke one of them. The seal of..."

In fact, the truth was accidentally broken when the Great Demon King and the Queen quarreled. This kind of truth can only be vomited psychologically. How can you tell humans...

"It's a vampire." Akashi said firmly, his eyes fell on Kise's skin, which was a little paler than usual, he narrowed his eyes, recalling the words in the book, "Because vampires can't be killed, they can only be sealed .”

"Exactly." Unexpectedly, he guessed the truth like this, Doctor "Jelly" opened his mouth in surprise, "Master the Great Demon King said, if you can think of a way to get rid of this vampire, he can fulfill a wish for you .”

"Not interested." Akashi refused instinctively, but Erna on his wrist suddenly made a strange movement. He lowered his head, and the maid's surprised voice came from his wrist.

"Master, why did Yue Ling come to our house?"

Seeing Yue Ling... The boy's eyes turned to the "ghost" who was falling into chaos, and then looked at "Jelly", who moved over the ghost's head in a little embarrassment.

"There is a legend in the devil world that the one who caught the vampire was Albert Haidir."

"...Erna."

The little golden snake immediately appeared in the air, opened its mouth, and a black hole appeared out of thin air. Akashi stepped in without looking back. As soon as he arrived at Akashi's mansion, he saw "Mitsuki Ling" standing on the edge of Daisy's bed with a smile on her face. He walked over quickly.

"Master!" The witch on the hospital bed was much weaker like a human being when she had a fever, and her face was a little pale, but she was more dependent on Akashi than usual. When she saw him coming, she got up and was about to get out of bed, but was suddenly " See Yue Ling" grabbed her neck.

"stop!"

"Don't come here!" "Jianyue Ling" stopped him suddenly, and turned her head slowly. The innocent girl's face was paler because of her witch nature, her lips were scary red, and her long blood-red nails seemed to be going away soon. Stuck into Daisy's neck, Akashi had to stop, and tightened his hands tightly.

"Betty Bullard, what is your purpose?"

"Ah... there are humans who know my concubine's name. But don't worry, human boy, I just came to say hello today." "Jianyue Ling" suddenly let go, and Daisy immediately held her neck and coughed fiercely. Because of the allergic reaction, she is weaker than ordinary humans at the moment, even if she wants to fight back, she can't use any strength at all, so she can only lie on the bed and look at Akashi anxiously.

"Master, go away, she is a vampire who has lived for hundreds of years!"

"Ah, so I have lived for so long?" Vampire Betty Bullard tugged at her school skirt with an unnatural expression on her face, "No wonder I like these young girls so much What about my body..."

"What exactly do you want to do?"

"I know what I want to do, do you have any way to stop it?" The vampire witch said such words with the body of a human girl, but the voice she made seemed to be her own.

The tone of the ancient queen, the elegant and dangerous speech of a mature woman, the look in her eyes when she looked at him as a human being, all of these express her identity, but Akashi's eyes can only see Daisy's face was pale, and she was suddenly annoyed why she had to go to school today, if he was at home all the time...

"Nothing changes, oh human."

"One last time, what is your purpose?" Akashi interrupted her coldly. Compared with the eyes of demons looking at human beings, his attitude towards demons other than Daisy has always been cold and indifferent With a bit of indifference, at the moment, his expression is calm, and his tone even has a bit of impatience.

"Do you want the other half of yourself that was sealed? Or do you want to seek revenge from Haidier?"

"...What if the concubine said that I want both?" With a wave of her slender hand, Daisy immediately turned into a ray of light and landed on the palm of the vampire witch, and Akashi's eyes changed.

"Agares!"

"Wow!" The three-headed hellhound appeared on Daisy's bedside out of thin air, and the three heads bit Betty Bullard without hesitation. The latter nimbly dodged two of them, but was bitten by one of them. Stuck on her forehead, she let out a cry of pain, and the "light ball" in her hand fell to the head of the bed, and then it turned into a ray of light and disappeared before Akashi's eyes.

"Daisy!" Akashi stepped forward and held up the ball of light, the soft blue halo gradually faded, and a witch the size of a small thumb was rubbing her eyes blankly. Seeing his face, she stretched out Holding his cheek with a small hand, he tilted his head and blinked curiously.

"Are you... Dad?"

... What are you kidding.