[Comprehensive] One hundred ways to lower IQ

Daisy is a very down-to-earth witch, and she will definitely help Kise check the information. After dinner, the maid took Erna to greet Akashi and said that she was going to the library, so she headed back to the Demon Realm, leaving Shimo Akashi stood in front of the desk with a surprised expression on his face.

Is there such a place in the Demon Realm...

When the maid came back, Akashi had just finished the day's project and was studying a new chessboard arrangement. Daisy appeared out of thin air with a bunch of books in her arms. She seemed to have encountered something unhappy. She pouted and put the books on the desk While cursing, the boy paused slightly when he heard her words.

"What has increased in price?"

"The library, it used to be so barren that no one would go there, and the books were very cheap, but now it's easy to learn, and there's been a queue for a long time." Daisy stretched out her hand and flipped through the top book. Kai handed it to Akashi, "Master, I accidentally brought this book out from the old bookshelf. The words on it look familiar but I don't recognize them. Take a look."

Akashi raised his eyebrows and took the book, it was indeed an ancient text from the Demon Realm.His knowledge of the characters in the Demon World comes from Daisy's previous textbooks, and he can't recognize them all, but he can read the name of this book.

"Haidir" - what an interesting coincidence.

"What's the matter, what book is it?" Daisy looked at Akashi's raised lips suspiciously, "Is this the right book?"

"No, this one isn't." He put the book next to the computer, propped his chin with his right hand, and picked through the remaining stack of books with his left hand for a long time, couldn't help raising his eyebrows, "What is this? "How to Survive a Vampire in the Wild"? Don't vampires belong to the devil?"

Why do you write this kind of survival strategy as if you are afraid of your own kind?

"Because vampires are so difficult to deal with." Daisy shook her head with lingering fear, "They are the longest-lived race of the demons. Although various comics say that they like to suck human blood the most, in fact, those guys' tastes It's very complicated, you can eat whatever you can catch when you're hungry. Many people in the demon world have been murdered, especially the maid demon..."

"Handmaiden devil? Isn't that your race?"

"Yes, a few of my cousins ​​were captured by vampires and never came back." Daisy frowned casually, "Actually, when I was young, I saw a very powerful vampire from afar, and I heard that it committed some crimes. I have been imprisoned by the Great Demon King for many years..."

The Demon Realm is really... very interesting.

The red-haired boy narrowed his eyes and fell into deep thought. His eyes casually glanced at the bottom book, and he quickly reached out and pulled it out to flip through a few pages—"I found it."

"What? Have you found a way to restore the soul?" Daisy climbed onto the table curiously and lowered her head.

"No, it's just that if you find her, she will become a living thing..." Akashi raised his head inadvertently, noticing that Daisy was too close, and was facing the maid's whole body that was slumping down... because it was too tight and tense. tight bust.

"...the reason." He stood up abruptly and moved away from the seat. The witch on the table put her legs back and sat on the table and looked at him curiously.

"Isn't it because of a secret love for Master Kise that caused her soul to go out of her body?" The witch who was poisoned by the girl man naturally believed so firmly.

"...You read too many comics. I don't know Ryota at all, and according to me, her poor health is just a bad breath, which is very different from the book's 'the end is approaching'."

"Huh? Why is that?"

Akashi didn't speak, stood aside and opened the book and turned a few pages, then took out his mobile phone and dialed the number, the call was connected quickly, and the crying of the blond boy immediately came through the phone.

"Little Akashi, help me! Ms. Phantom, she seems to have forgotten who she is! And I don't know what stimulated her, she is lying in the bathtub of my house thinking about life now..."

"……what are you doing then?"

"I just got out of the shower. Although she doesn't weigh a bit, I'm so guilty. I always feel that others can see me carrying a beautiful girl home, and I break out in a cold sweat. Of course I have to wash..." Kise While explaining innocently while putting on a bathrobe, the person and demon on the other end of the phone have black lines all over their heads.

"Master Huang Lai, even a ghost is a girl, you took a bath in front of her naked?" Daisy couldn't help complaining.

"But she seemed to fall if she was more than 2 meters away from me. I was a little worried, so I put her in the bathroom. It doesn't matter. There is one-way glass in the bathroom, and she can't see it."

No, no, it's the looming scenery that drives people crazy, okay?Especially the girl who probably had little contact with the opposite sex since birth...

Not knowing how to have a conversation with Kise's IQ, Akashi sighed and threw the phone directly to Daisy, then turned to continue flipping through the book, but Daisy looked like an old driver, sitting on the table with her legs crossed Preach it.

"Even so, how could Master Kise put the girl in the bath?"

"She got in by herself, and now her face is underwater and her back is facing me. I don't know what she's doing."

It must be... to cleanse the soul.

Can't help feeling a little bit sympathetic to that ghost, Daisy stuck out her tongue, then said with her eyes brightened, "Master Huang Lai, how did you wake her up today, really artificial respiration?"

"Didn't you guys ask me to do it?" Huang Lai looked innocent, "It seemed really useful, she woke up immediately..."

"Master Kise, you are very skilled."

"No way, I'm not as skilled as you in throwing Akashi..."

"Crack" the phone was hung up without warning, and Huang Lai scratched his hair with a puzzled expression on his face, thinking about whether to call over, when the sound of water suddenly came from the bath, he hurriedly dropped his phone and looked over .

After soaking in the bath for a long time, the clothes of the ghost are not wet at all, the long black hair hangs down on the shoulders, the snow-white skin, and the frail body are looming under the white dress. If you ignore the essence of the ghost, she is really an outstanding weak and beautiful girl, but now The beautiful girl was looking at him in horror, opened her mouth wide and shouted forcefully.

"clothing!"

"Ah! I'm sorry!" When did the bathrobe break away...

"Wow, woof!" Oscar Agares, who had been squatting at the boy's feet in silence for a long time, groaned a few times, turned and left the bathroom, leaving behind the embarrassed and flustered blond boy, and the three-headed hell dog wagging its tail. back view.

Hidden strength and name.

The farce of one person and one ghost is still going on, and the young master and the maid also have unexpected situations here.Daisy looked at the hung up phone, blinked suspiciously, and looked at Akashi's side face, which was trying to maintain indifference.

"Master? When did I throw you down?"

"He was talking nonsense." Not really wanting to relive that scene, Akashi tried to end the topic with his back turned to Daisy, but his back suddenly sank.

"Could the things in my dream be real?" The maid who was lying on his back said something amazing, "Did I really snatch the young master's saliva?"

"...you actually remember?" Then why pretend to be so innocent?

"Hey, I thought I was dreaming." She couldn't help but tighten her arms, and buried her head in the boy's neck like a "dream", while lowering her voice, "Master, do you know?"

The temperature of the devil is slightly lower than that of humans, and the breath is not as heavy as expected, but there is a mysterious smell in the air, which seems familiar but can't remember where it smelled...

"what do you know?"

"There is a legend in the demon world that all demons are evolved from vampires, so vampires have some characteristics of demon instinct." Her face was buried deep in his neck, her cold lips pressed against his skin , Akashi subconsciously trembled.

"For example?" Already vaguely having an ominous premonition, Akashi struggled to throw the uninvited witch off his back, and suddenly felt a tingling sensation at the part where the witch's lips were tightly pressed.

"This is the way the demons express their love."

After saying such a provocative line, the witch passed out on the young man's back in this strange posture. He felt her head sinking and the strength that restrained him suddenly disappeared. He hurriedly put her down and supported her. Looking at the maid who fell asleep, she looked thoughtful.

vampire?But it's just biting and not sucking blood... It's rare that the brain that has always been running at a high speed is also a little confused. Xi put it on the bed, turned around and picked up the book and opened it.

[Haidil, in order to live up to the name of the God of War, will seal the feelings of every child when he is born, and this has been passed down from generation to generation. The people of Haidir's blood are born with a lack of emotion, and they have become representatives of disapproval in the eyes of other tribes.However, there is one thing that can easily lure Haidier's latent emotional instinct, and that is—]

"The iris of the Demon Realm..." The real scenery of the eleventh floor of the Demon Realm, in that garden-like world, there are flowers blooming all over the mountains and plains.

Is that "auntie" playing tricks?

"Ah!"

On the other side, on the 11th floor of Demon Realm, Miranda Lake was sitting on a stone bench in the garden and sneezed hard, then reached out and rubbed his nose, looking helplessly at the most distinguished visitor from the Demon Realm.

"Queen, what do you need Miranda for this time?"

"Huh? Didn't I tell you just now that I have already sent someone to do it?" The beautiful woman gracefully picked up the black tea in front of her and took a sip. She didn't seem to see Miranda's shocked face at all. She said a little reproachfully, "I can't do this, Miranda, I'm going to be angry for bullying Shiori's son like this."

"Believe it or not, the subordinate did nothing but Daisy was too much like her father emotionally."

Slow and rough-headed, although saying things like "you are a good guy" and "I like you the most" touched my sister's heart, but I didn't understand the true definition of this relationship until the end.

"I don't care, he will be punished for bullying that child." Probably she doesn't have this kind of protective mentality towards her own son. Although the queen is very gentle and kind most of the time, once she gets worried about something, it is also very scary.

"Then... what do you want?"

"Well... at what age can humans get married?"

"..."

Look, it's really, really scary.