[Comprehensive] One hundred ways to lower IQ

In the end, Chuan Pinglian still saved her life, but it was not because Daisy was stunned by the pain, but because Albert Haidier himself came forward to stop it.

"Since you want to live in the human world, let's learn to live in peace with humans." The father, who felt a little silly no matter how he looked at it when he was not fighting, said this, as if he had completely forgotten that it was the one who beat the human into a coma. Own.At that time Daisy was still crying from the pain, her eyes were greedily watching the red-haired boy gently holding her hands, she had no time to pay attention to what her father said, instead Akashi took the time to glance at Kuroko.

"What do you think, Tetsuya?"

How could someone as smart as Akashi fail to see that Kuroko Tetsuya and the exorcist girl in front of him are old acquaintances. Although he doesn't care whether Kawahira Ren will die, if this matter will affect Daisy's life after that , it must be carefully considered.

Capitalists have never been good people, nor ambassadors of peace.

"Let them go, Akashi-kun." The kind blue-haired boy said so, and finally everyone watched the Kawahira brothers and sisters disappear before their eyes.Although the teenagers didn't say anything, they were actually relieved in their hearts.

After all, just digesting the existence of demons is enough for their brains to crash. If they really saw the scene of humans being killed by demons, they must have nightmares when they go back...

It was in this embarrassing and somewhat overly dignified atmosphere that a dog barked cheerfully from a distance, followed by the boy's panting.

"Wait, dog..."

Everyone looked over in unison, the three-headed husky was running towards this side with a flag on his back, and Feng Chotaro who was following behind was pulled away by a long distance. He didn't know what happened around here at all. When the boy saw his teammates, his eyes lit up, and he waved and shouted.

"Minister! Minister! I did it! I got 1 flag! On the dog!"

As soon as these words came out, everyone who had gone through all this today could no longer express their shock at the three-headed huskies. They all remembered that they were still competing, and that a flag on the dog meant that there were three left...

"Ah, I have one here!" Kise belatedly took out a bright yellow flag from his rolled-up trousers and waved it.

"I have it too." Atobe turned his head and glanced at Amy. The scene where the latter pulled out a flag out of thin air made the teenagers froze again.

The setting of the witch... is really convenient.

"Didn't Akashi also take one just now?" Midorima remembered where the stele was before, Akashi unlocked the mechanism and took the flag away.

"Two vs. two, is it a draw?" Atobe murmured with some displeasure. The competitive teenagers hate such ambiguous endings the most. It's better to win or lose.

"Wrong, it's three against one." Akashi said suddenly, raised his head and shouted at the running dog, "Agares."

"Wow!" The little guy with three heads jumped up on the boy's back joyfully, shaking his body triumphantly to show the flag. This scene made Feng Changtaro, who finally ran here, directly kneel down.

"Dog you..."

"Let me introduce, this guy's breed is a three-headed hell dog, and his name is Agares..." Sensing that the two hands he was holding were making a gesture to pull away at the same time, the red-haired boy added with a helpless smile, "Call him Oscar would do too."

"It's not fair!" The corner of Atobe's mouth twitched. His good upbringing prevented him from swearing at the words "Your Akashi!", but the expression on his face at this moment was probably a capitalized "fuck", " You actually planted spies in my uncle's team!"

"Wow!" Oscar Agares called, standing on his master's shoulder.

"It says it solved the riddle."

"... Chotaro?" Atobe narrowed his eyes dangerously at the boy kneeling on the ground, and the young man Feng nodded innocently.

"Yes, dogs are smart!"

"..." It's really useless to lose to a dog.

The teenagers all looked at Feng Chotaro with half sympathy and half disgust, but the person concerned still had a good temper and repeated slowly: "He's really smart..."

Of course, everyone except Akashi and Daisy didn't believe it. After all, even if a husky has three heads... it's still a husky!

So that night——

"This husky is so powerful!" Xiang Riyue exclaimed, "You can beat Riji after only playing twice!"

"Hey, hey, three heads is too foul!" Riji boy protested dissatisfiedly holding the handle.

"Wang!"

"Hey, where are the other two heads?" Kise stared in surprise.

"Wow, can you still transform?" Shindo Ryo, who was standing in the distance with a vigilant face, shouted in shock.

"Really? Can it be turned into something else?" Rijiruo looked ecstatic.

"Wang Wang!"

"Hahaha what is this, shogi? It's become a shogi, and it's still black..." Aomine laughed.

"Wang Wang!"

"He said that this is a shogi made of chocolate at Akashi-kun's house...why is it made of chocolate?" Feng boy muttered wonderingly, "Who would eat shogi?"

"Chocolate shogi...it seems delicious." Murasakihara muttered to himself while biting the French fries.

Because everyone, including the referee, agreed that the placement of spies was too despicable, the survival game that changed its taste halfway ended in a draw.Di Guang doesn't have any objections here, anyway, they don't need to cosplay Tarzan the Ape.The teenagers who fell off halfway finally joined the main force, and only then did they all learn the truth about the mountain.

Fortunately, the teenagers in Neon probably have a middle school two and look forward to something extraordinary. Everyone went to the time machine to calm down and finally accepted it. But what makes people feel speechless is that they are loved by the strange stories The "ghost" that Hijiruo had been chasing all afternoon was a technological achievement of the Atobe Consortium.

As a result, except for him, everyone else saw the real strange creature...

"Why? This mountain is full of ghost stories, why make a fake one!" The boy Riji was very hurt.

"Because not everyone is destined to see it. Usually there is an enchantment here, and they dare not come out." Amy stood up with a gentle face to comfort the boy, "Don't be sad, Xiao Ruoruo, this is for you to play with."

She picked up the little guy who was dozing off on Akashi's shoulder and stuffed it into Hijiruo's arms.

"This hell husky probably grew up under the influence of Akashi. He is very smart and can learn everything quickly. If you don't believe me, you can try it."

The teenagers naturally didn't believe it, so there was a scene where everyone surrounded Oscar in amazement...

"Oscar is like star treatment today."

At dinner time, a buffet comparable to a banquet was set up in the spacious courtyard of the resort, with all kinds of gourmet cakes, red wine and champagne... only one can drink.

"Why does an uncle have to put so much wine there, hey!"

"That's right, if you can't drink it, don't put it on display..."

"Atobe-kun is such a gorgeous person, it would be difficult not to let him serve red wine on this occasion."

Although it was just a display at first, but now, the only adult "person" present is very happy.

"Uncle, I don't care if you're drunk."

The father and daughter who hadn't seen each other for many years hadn't had time to say a few words before they reunited. The father fell into the wine trap. Daisy walked around a pile of wine bottles with a look of disgust. Albert raised his head and stared blankly. Looking at Daisy's angry face with her hands on her hips.

"Selena...ah, baby girl!" While saying that, she stretched out her hand to hug her, but Daisy stretched out her tightly bandaged hand to separate him in disgust.

"How much did you drink before you admit your mistake..." She muttered complainingly, and saw the middle-aged man lying in a puddle of mud on the wine table, finally sighed softly, and sat down beside him.

"Dad, where have you been all these years?"

"Go to the place where we should go and finish it." The father, who seemed to be drunk, suddenly sat up again, turned to look at his daughter, "Will Daisy blame Dad?"

"Mom doesn't allow it, she said that she is the only one who has the right to blame you." Daisy shook her head seriously, "Dad, I never had a chance to ask, can you tell me the story between you and your mother?"

"Why do you suddenly want to ask this?"

"When I was on the nineteenth floor of the Demon Realm, I seemed to see her." Daisy held her chin in confusion, "Although the appearance and breath are the same, it doesn't feel like..."

Miranda?

Albert picked up a glass of wine and shook it, and the bright red swayed in front of his eyes, reminding him unconsciously of those red eyes...

"Your mother fell in love with me at first sight, then stalked me, and finally I was moved by her, it's over."

"What a coincidence, it's the same as what mother said." Daisy raised the corners of her lips with a half-smile, "and it's the other way around."

"Hahaha……"

"What are you laughing at, you both think I'm an idiot, don't you?"

"What's wrong with being stupid? How can you abduct a good husband if you're not stupid?"

"What?"

"Ah... come and drink..." Consciously saying something wrong, the father raised the glass and handed it to his daughter.

"What..." She took a sip of red wine unexpectedly, and the witch's whole body trembled, "What is this! It's delicious!"

"Isn't it? This wine is Dad's favorite, but it's too expensive..."

"Gudu Gudu...Ah! Is there any more?"

So the banquet ended, and Akashi Seijuro finally remembered that when he was looking for the maid, he faced two puddles of mud—"Daisy?"

He frowned and stretched out his hand to try to shake off the soaring smell of wine. The maid who was lying in the pile of wine suddenly sat up.

"Master?" She looked at him, her scattered gaze gradually gathered until she saw Akashi's appearance clearly, she smiled and raised her hand towards him, "Daisy is drunk, she needs to be hugged by the master to get up."

"..."

"Master?" The drunken witch suddenly felt aggrieved, her words were a little vague, "Does the master hate Daisy? Because Daisy almost killed someone?"

"What nonsense?" Akashi frowned in displeasure, but the maid's expression became more and more mournful. The boy had no choice but to bend down and stretch out his hand, and Daisy immediately climbed up... along with it.

"Daisy..."

"Ok?"

"Put your feet down."

"No, the young master smells good."

"But you stink, come down."

"No, Daisy secretly used the young master's shower gel, it's very fragrant..."

"..."

The witch simply buried her face in the boy's neck, wrapped her hands tightly around his neck, and tightly wrapped her legs around the boy's back. This too close movement made Akashi blushed quietly in the dark courtyard and struggled for a long time As a result, he was almost strangled by the witch.

"...Daisy, you're strangling me."

"The young master will not die." Daisy seemed to be awake, she raised her head from his neck, slightly turned to meet the young man's cheek, her eyes were blank, but her voice was inexplicably firm, "Daisy will not let the young master die."

"Daisy won't let the lady die."

Who said that in front of the hospital bed, obviously she failed to save her mother's life in the end, so what about the devil, it's not the same that she can't do anything to the god of death, obviously she herself is also her parents are gone, how can she have the cheek to say such a thing? to deceive him?

But the one who was most annoyed was himself. He pinned his hopes on her even though he knew she couldn't do it at all, but of course he failed, but he pushed everything on her again.

"Go away, I never want to see you again."

He lied, pushed his heart away for the only time in his life, and spent four years in chagrin.So what about the famous Akashi, because she can't even find the person she wants to see, so she can only sit on the roof of her favorite place, waiting for the black cat who comes by occasionally, asking over and over again.

"Edison, when is she coming back?"

Edison naturally wouldn't answer, even if it answered, he wouldn't understand it, but the temperature in his arms at this moment finally made him feel at ease. They were very close, and the breath of the witch who had drunk a lot of wine did not The expected strong taste, the taste of the lips and tongue is very clear and bland, even slightly sweet and greasy...sweet and greasy?

Akashi's eyes widened suddenly when he regained his composure, and the maid's face, which was very close to him, was clearly reflected in his sight.

The skin is a little whiter than that of a human girl, smooth and soft like a witch's foul, so that he can't take his eyes off. The long eyelashes that have been like a doll since childhood are going up and down with her blinking movements, touching her inadvertently. The soft and slightly itchy touch of his eyelids made him just come back to his senses, and the naughty and curious lips were sticking in along his slightly opened mouth...

The air was getting hotter and hotter. Akashi originally wanted to pull it away, but the blunt and unlearned witch began to explore very stubbornly at this moment. The boy's hand on her shoulder gradually spread out, unconsciously pressing her upwards. Head, deepening this sudden kiss with force.

As the night deepened, the air in the villa full of ghosts and ghosts was full of quiet and peaceful atmosphere. The drunk man who was maliciously thrown under the big tree turned over lazily and snored very humanly.In the most expensive pool in the villa, the Snow Spider King, who had always regarded himself as a statue, turned his head impatiently.

Out of sight is pure.