[Comprehensive] One hundred ways to lower IQ

Teenagers who have grown up with a scientific education do not want to believe in the existence of demons and the like. However, born in Japan, a country with such big brains as the sky, teenagers occasionally have some far-fetched middle school fantasies.for example……

"Like what?"

Outside the exorcism circle, Hei Zizhe also looked seriously at the blond boy who was lost in thought after learning the true identities of Daisy and Amy. From the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of Kawahira Ya who was holding a bow and arrow and kept vigilant against the big snake. smiled.

"Does Kise-kun also want to be a partner of justice?"

"What's that? It sounds awful." Kise retorted without hesitation, while habitually reaching out to pat Erna's body as if hoping to calm it down, the big snake gradually stopped struggling and twisting, and only looked Still in the exorcism formation where the internal situation could not be seen at all, the blond boy suddenly felt a little emotional.

"Human beings are really interesting. They always feel subconsciously afraid of everything they don't understand. If someone told me that this child is a demon before today, I would probably be very scared too. But if it wasn't for Erna, I would have been Human beings killed...is it ridiculous?"

It is rare that someone whose IQ has been offline all the year round can say such a thing. It seems that what happened today has brought a lot of shock to the young man. Although Kise did not look at Masa Kawahira when he said this, the meaning expressed in the words also stated its position.

"Little Heizi, as for me, I think it's better to be honest with yourself. I like this kid, so even if it's a devil, I don't care. If someone dares to hurt it, I'll be the first to disagree."

"Kise-kun, don't be too nervous, she won't do anything at this stage." Hei Zizhe slightly raised the corners of his lips, narrowed his eyes and looked at the girl with a complicated expression, "Is that right, Kawahira-san?"

The girl's hand holding the bow tightened unconsciously.

"Associating with the devil will not lead to good results..."

"Are you talking about your brother?"

A voice from behind interrupted Masa Kawahira's words, and the three of them turned their heads at the same time, and Atobe and Akashi, who walked through half the forest and finally came back here, were walking from the mountain road behind them.The pair of glasses followed behind was carrying a small animal, which looked quite funny. Sleepy Akutagawa Jiro yawned in pain, and when he saw the huge golden python in front of him, he was so sleepy that he ran away all at once. .

"Scared! What is that?"

His intuition told him that it would be right to hide behind Akashi first.

"Hey——" Atobe couldn't help but stare at seeing his own members go to Akashi for refuge in danger.

"Erna." Akashi, who was walking in the front, called out, and the Orochi, who was still stubbornly guarding the exorcism circle, instantly turned into a beam of light and flew in front of Akashi. into a giant black hole.

"..." Everyone at the scene looked like they didn't know where to complain, but Akashi stretched out his hand and slapped Atobe's shoulder, pushing him in.

"gone."

"Ah? Hey--" Atobe boy was caught off guard and sucked in by the black hole. Akashi also stepped into the black hole while everyone was staring in shock. When the figures of the boys finally disappeared from the field of vision, the black hole was still there , the rest of the people couldn't help but look at each other.

"Teleportation? It looks so advanced." Having roughly accepted the setting of the devil, Kise blinked curiously, and Midorima stretched out the hand that was hard to free, and was about to hold his glasses to express his opinion, and was entangled in it all the time. The little guy in its other hand suddenly jumped out and headed straight for the black hole.

"Hey——" Midorima subconsciously reached out to grab it, but was soon swept away by the black hole, and the other party's ninja Yuji stepped back wittily, but the little wolf cub bit his trousers and almost used it They dragged him in too, and Jiro Akutagawa was left with a blank expression at the entrance of the black hole.

"...I really slept too much?" This dream is so real...

"Ah! I'm going too!" The blond boy who was already full of curiosity ran over excitedly. He probably ran too fast and accidentally bumped into Akutagawa Jirou. Lived up to expectations and fell in...

"Ufo!" Rijiruo, who chased the ghost and ran almost around the forest, came to this place unknowingly, with a shocked expression on his face.

"..." Kuroko Tetsuya and Kawabira Masa didn't know what to say.

******

"Daisy, in terms of top and bottom, which side do you think Master Akashi is on?"

"My young master, the one who hates losing so much must be on top."

"...then don't look back."

The more I said this, the more I wanted to turn around... Daisy ignored the fierce battle in front of her, turned her head inexplicably, and then her eyes widened suddenly.

Behind the bushes where the witches were hiding, Kise Ryota hurriedly climbed down from the crowd and kept apologizing to Akutagawa. The innocent boy who was implicated had a dazed face, waved his hand subconsciously and followed him down Standing firmly on the ground, Ninzu Yushi also looked annoyed to catch the wolf cub who took the opportunity to escape. Midorima was lucky not to participate in the stacking of arhats, and fell to another place nearby, but his glasses disappeared again at some point. At this moment, I am standing still and scratching my head, but...

"Master!"

Daisy yelled and rushed over, bent down and fished out Akashi, who was crushed for a while, and hugged her in her arms. The gender-reversed princess hugged by a witch didn't seem to have any pressure, but the face of the person being hugged was very Oh no.

"Daisy..."

"Master, have you been pushed somewhere? Did you use Erna's teleportation? Its teleportation is positioned at one point no matter how many people there are..."

"I'm fine." Akashi slightly emphasized his tone, and glanced at the few people who were covering their mouths and giggling with a smirk, "Put me down."

"Oh..." The maid let go of her hands honestly, Akashi quickly stood on the ground, and tidied up the messy clothes, and the professional maid also went up to help tidy up habitually, while muttering.

"Master, the sleeves are so wrinkled, are you being entangled by some animal again?"

"There is still muddy water under the shoes, did you pass by the river just now?"

"And the creases on the shoulders that were pressed out just now look so uncomfortable, do you want to change one for you?"

Well... so amazing, this is a professional maid!

Huang Lai's face was unclear and serious, but it wasn't this that made him feel more amazing.That Akashi... Faced with such a noisy maid, he answered them all very patiently.

"The fox and the wolf over there."

"Yes, there is a road along the bank of the river."

"No need, go back and change after you're done." The red-haired boy said slowly, looking down at Daisy who was still busy, he couldn't help but raise the corners of his lips, "Daisy, Are you not tired?"

"I'm not tired, but are you really alright, young master? Erna's teleportation has after-effects on humans..." He continued to reach out and grope on him.

"Really not...Hey, don't touch..."

——It’s just fun.

Ninja Yuuji muttered to himself.

Hey, in comparison, Atobe... Akutagawa Jirou couldn't help but look at the person who was pushed into the portal first and was also crushed at the bottom.Atobe Keigo was lying motionless on the ground, looking as if he had been seriously injured and unconscious, but the witch who was his bodyguard just squatted beside him and poked his back.

"Boss, are you still alive?"

The people on the ground didn't speak, as if they had passed out, the witch Amy rolled her eyes, then lowered her head and whispered in his ear: "Boss, I have a kind of bullet here, which can make the person who gets shot forget what happened within 5 minutes." Oh, now you still have 1 minute to think about it..."

"Buy." The "deceitful corpse" boy quickly sat up and looked at the witch, who made a proud face at him.

"You've been fooled again, Boss, how could there be such a bullet by such a coincidence." Seeing that he really had such an expression on his face, the witch stretched out her hand to him in a good mood, the corners of her lips raised slightly, and her voice lowered a lot all of a sudden. "But you look more palatable down there."

"..." Atobe felt that it was necessary to find a way to kill the demon.

The scene of Shaking S forcibly flirting with the man once again feasted the eyes of the innocent teenagers who were involved, and the seemingly inseparable battle in the distance has come to an end, a black shadow descends from the sky and comes straight to this side, Amy With quick eyes and hands, he quickly picked up Atobu and retreated quickly, and the black shadow just fell on the place where Atobu was before.

"Ah, I'm sorry, I haven't used this trick for many years, it's a bit inaccurate."

The middle-aged man from the Demon Race walked over with unmarked footsteps. It seemed that he had just noticed the layer of black paint surrounding him. With a wave of his hand, the barrier disappeared instantly, and the scenery in front of the teenagers finally returned to its original state. It was only then that the people outside the exorcism circle saw the situation clearly.

"elder brother!"

Chuan Pingya rushed over holding the longbow in shock, but was stopped when she was about to reach the destination. When she raised her head, the blond girl was looking at her indifferently.

"Get out of the way!" She made a gesture to draw the longbow in her hand, but she always subconsciously glanced at the unconscious figure of her brother from the corner of her eye, and she couldn't exert any strength in her hands. She clenched her lips in annoyance, and Daisy sneered .

"You don't think you can kill me just by drawing that bow, do you?" As she said that, the witch reached out and snatched the exorcism bow. A golden light immediately glowed from the artifact. Daisy frowned slightly, not far away. Akashi's eyes moved.

"What are you doing with the exorcism bow?" Chuan Pingya wanted to rush over in shock, but was stopped by Heizi who came after her. She turned her head angrily, and the blue-haired boy was looking at her calmly.

"Please trust me."

"It's called an exorcist bow. Your brother is a human being. What are you afraid of?" Daisy still turned her back to her, narrowing her eyes thoughtfully. "Or do you also know that this thing can actually kill people?"

"...I don't understand what you are talking about."

"Try it and you'll know." Daisy's voice suddenly became a little colder, and she held the bow with her left hand and pulled it away with her right hand. Chuan Pingya hurriedly broke free from Heizi and rushed over to grab the weapon back. The figure of Kawahira Ren lying on the ground.

"My young master once said that human beings have a very interesting saying, 'The minds of those who are not my race must be different', so exorcists have exterminated us from a long time ago, but in fact we are the same, human beings can kill demons Of course, we can fight back." She drew the bow with a sneer, and the golden light became stronger, and there was a faint burning sound of "sizzling" from the place where the witch's hand touched the bow and arrow, but the witch raised her hand indifferently. He raised his bow and aimed, "Your brother killed Shelley, now I'm going to kill him, isn't it fair?"

"Do not--"

"Daisy!"

The one who stopped the witch was Akashi who had been silent all the time. The red-haired boy frowned and snatched the golden bow, threw it to the ground, and took her hand angrily.

"Are you an idiot? There are so many ways to kill, why use one that will hurt yourself? Don't your hands hurt?"

"It doesn't hurt..." Seemingly frightened by his roar, Daisy suddenly returned to her usual stupid look, staring blankly at Akashi who did not know where to take out a bunch of potions and poured them on her burned hands On the ground, the human potion stimulated the nerves of the demons, the witch curled her lips, and tears rolled down in an instant.

"Master, I hurt..."

"I know..." The red-haired boy unknowingly slowed down, took her hand and blew it lightly, and lowered his voice, "Just bear with it."

"Oh..." The young master looks so good... want to take a bite.

She doesn't hurt at first, but the medicine you poured down will irritate the wound, and it will hurt. Moreover, it really hurts! ——I can't find the time to say this.

Having personally experienced the pain enough to destroy the nerves of the demons but did not want to spoil the atmosphere in front of her, Amy Dora was a little sad.