When a superhero becomes a stickman

Adele began to regret it.

After her little note took effect, Loki, wearing a wig and wearing this big helmet on his head, started smashing the world around.

Adele was locked at home playing with her mobile phone, and as soon as she turned on her mobile phone, she saw the scene of Loki being violently beaten by the Hulk.

The Hulk's solid muscles and strong physique made Loki, who was not short at first, extremely small. After hitting the ground several times in succession, Loki's golden helmet rolled to the side, and the scepter in his hand shot out a blue streak. The sharp edge struck a huge hole in the wall behind Hulk.

At this time, a dangling silver head broke into the screen. Because of the close distance, Quicksilver's head looked much bigger than the Hulk's head: "Pietro Maximov is reporting for you."

"Hulk hits once!"

"Hulk hits twice!"

"Loki succeeded once!"

"what……"

Kuaiyin on the other side of the screen fell silent.

He stood beside the huge hole in the ground sadly, staring at the focal point of the gunpowder with melancholy eyes, then turned his head very slowly, looked at the camera used for video recording, and said in a sympathetic and sad voice: "Luo Ki was beaten in."

He shifted the camera angle to reveal the narrow, human-shaped pit in the ground.

The width and length of this pit are obviously not enough for Hulk to pass through. The huge Hulk obviously felt worried, squatted down slowly, and punched the pit hard.

Adele: "...Can't you take Hulk down through the door?"

Kuaiyin disappeared in front of her. The mobile phone he was holding fell quickly, and was quickly picked up by the other party. When this guy reappeared...

He wore a huge golden helmet on his head, and the two slightly curved horns were particularly eye-catching. Obviously, this helmet was too heavy for him, and he shook it several times before he could stand still.

At this time, Hulk had already smashed a bigger hole in the originally intact ground. He raised his head and shouted at Kuaiyin who was wearing a helmet: "Hulk is not happy!"

After roaring, he jumped down.

Kuaiyin, who got his wish, watched Hulk disappear happily, then turned around and asked, "Do you still want to watch the follow-up?"

Adele: "...so bloody, I don't want to watch it."

Kuaiyin nodded, and made an appearance that he wanted to go back honestly: "Then..."

Before Adele could tell him to bring something edible when she came back, she saw this guy quickly disappear from view, and waved at the camera from a distance: "I'm going to continue watching!"

Adele: "...Actually, you just want to take a picture of you running away, right?"

The screen in front of him has gone black.

Adele shrugged helplessly.

The already pitch-black screen in front of him suddenly flickered, and Kuaiyin's silver head rushed in, causing Adele to jump up from the table with a scream. However, the other party seemed to be just checking to see if the screen was turned off. , and leaned closer to see if the camera was working.

Kuaiyin patted the phone in confusion, and then put the phone, which was still recording, into his pocket.

So, Adele braced her face and listened to the entire audio of Hulk beating Loki violently.

... Adele felt so distressed when she heard that.

I don't know if Loki's wig fell off.

So, stuck at home, Adele sent a sad message to Thor.

【Your brother is being chased and beaten by the Hulk. 】

[I know you have a bad relationship but he is being chased and beaten by the Hulk. 】

[Hulk! 】

After sending several messages, the other party didn't respond, probably because he was still angry with Adele for blocking him last time.

So, Adele decisively left a message under his Twitter showing off the hammer:

【Is your hammer so powerful that it can beat Hulk】

She thought that Sol was busy saving the world, and it would take half an hour to reply to her, but what she didn't expect was that this guy replied to her almost instantly:

【Woman, you still don't know what power is】

So, Adele, who was bored watching the news, watched a heroic figure in a red cape pass by the top of the Avengers Building. Of course, if his underwear was not worn inside, he might be mistaken for Superman.

After Sol stopped at the top of the building, he brushed his hair casually, walked calmly to Hulk who was in a rage, and said calmly, "Stretch out your hand."

The Hulk tilted his huge head, and stretched out his hand in doubt.

Thor calmly and extremely calmly handed the hammer in his hand to the opponent.

Just hearing a loud bang, Hulk's huge body fell down like a mountain, stirring up countless dust the moment it landed.

After the dust settled, a vast smog cleared, and the Hulk's mountain-like body appeared in the camera.

...and a small hammer in the palm of your hand.

Hulk obviously struggled with all his strength, but his hand seemed to be fixed by the hammer, and he couldn't take his hand away from the hammer no matter what.

Sol calmly walked in front of the reporter who was filming, raised his proud head, and said in a melodious voice with high morale: "I defeated the Hulk!"

Adele: "..."

She can be regarded as knowing why Monkey King has been suppressed by Buddha for 500 years.

After finishing the Hulk, Thor turned his head to look at the dusty Loki next to him, and said in a teaching tone: "Fighting is not good."

Loki used the scepter as a support point, and stood up from the ground with all his strength. Although his face was covered with dust, he still raised his unwilling head and stared at his brother in front of him: "What qualifications do you have to say I?"

The camera focuses on the two brothers.

Saul turned around and whispered to the reporter behind him as quietly as possible: "Can you stop taking pictures when I am giving psychological counseling to my brother? Isn't it good to take pictures of others?"

So, the reporter at the shooting scene turned the camera and focused on the fourth person on the roof——the silvery head was obviously extraordinarily dazzling in the sun.

Quicksilver looked a little awkward standing next to two Asgards in medieval costumes.

But obviously, since all his attention was attracted, he didn't notice it.

Thor's voice was still recorded, and it was very clear after the war full of gunpowder: "Loki, no matter what happens, I hope you are—"

Kuaiyin knocked the mobile phone in his hand: "My mobile phone may have been smashed just now."

Thor's voice still came over: "So, now put down all the hatred and twisted desires and come home with me—"

Kuaiyin: "My phone is not really broken, is it? I'll make a call and try."

Sol obviously became more and more excited as he spoke: "It is my duty as an elder brother to bring you back! You come back with me and accept the judgment of God's Domain!"

Quicksilver: "**! It's really broken!"

Shooting reporter: "..."

Loki: "..."

Saul: "Please keep your voice down, I'm doing psychological counseling for my brother."

As soon as Kuaiyin looked up, he found that the three people on the opposite side turned their heads to look at him, and even the Hulk who was pressed to the ground tried his best to turn his head to look at him.

Kuaiyin: "...the one with the video camera, can you please turn the camera to someone else? I'm going to call my girlfriend. This call will be more private."

So, the reporter, who was at a loss among several superpowers, turned the camera again and started to shoot the Hulk.

Hulk lying on the ground showed a toothy smile to the camera.

The reporter who always existed behind the camera finally spoke: "That... there are vegetable leaves on your teeth."

So, Adele, who was sitting in front of the TV, abruptly watched a live broadcast of the Hulk picking his teeth.

Time proved that it was not a vegetable leaf, but a green plastic bag.

Adele sat in front of the TV with her knees crossed and thought silently, does Kuaiyin have a girlfriend?When did this happen?

At this time, the reporter turned the camera to Kuaiyin who was squatting in the corner on the phone. The other party obviously didn't want to be photographed, so he stretched out his hand to block the camera.

Quicksilver: "Hey, Harry? Can you hear me?"

Adele, who was sitting in front of the TV, was struck by lightning.

who I am?where am iwhat happened

Meow meow meow? ? ?

What the hell is this!

Adele reached out and pinched her arm to confirm that she was not dreaming.

...What should I do if my good friend is with my good friend?

Adele began to fall into a situation of doubting her life.

However, the next moment, Kuaiyin said: "My phone seems to be broken, can you call Adele and tell her that I am still alive?"

Adele: "..."

Kuaiyin: "Nonsense! You think I rarely call you! My phone is broken!"

Adele: "..."

After a while, Kuaiyin on the screen raised his head in despair and looked at the camera—specifically, it should be the reporter carrying the camera: "Well, brother, my phone is broken, can I borrow your phone to make a call?"

Then, Adele's cell phone rang.

For some reason, the moment the phone rang, she suddenly had the illusion that she would survive a catastrophe.

She didn't know how to describe it, probably...

Great my best friend not with my best friend?

The other end of the phone was obviously noisy, and Kuaiyin's voice seemed a little weak: "I'm still alive."

Adele: "Well, I know."

So, hung up the phone.