When a superhero becomes a stickman

New York today is also very unusual.

In fact, it would be the normal state of New York if a villain smashed the world everywhere, but no one smashed the world in New York today.

Adele sat cross-legged on the table and watched TV. After changing seven or eight channels, she couldn't find any world-shattering news to watch, and she became extremely depressed in an instant.

After stubbornly changing the channel for nearly half an hour, Adele finally saw a so-called news that "thirteen brothers were finally reunited, and the missing lost their memory".

...Probably because there is not even any decent news in New York today.

So, Adele, who was too bored, took out a small notebook and wrote "make a big news" on it.

Her ability is to draw things to come true, so can the prophecy come true?

Adele hadn't had time to finish writing the big news, the TV screen in front of her suddenly flickered a few times, and then shifted to the sky of New York, where a huge black hole appeared in the blue sky.

Adele immediately regained her spirits.

Aliens are coming to destroy the earth again!

Before Adele jumped off the table excitedly, she received Tony's message.

【Locky is coming to Earth again, we will help his good brother clean him up, but I ask you to stay at home until it is peaceful outside.Remarks: I have already asked Jarvis to lock all the doors, don't even think about going out to play :)——Your father]

Adele, who was locked at home, silently walked to the refrigerator and took out a large bundle of snacks. Then, she carried a large bundle of snacks like a bag of dynamite, drew a door for herself, and went out to watch the scene .

Adele, who sat on the roof carrying snacks, felt that it was too boring to watch alone, so she sent a message to her good friends:

[I am on the top of the Stark Tower, does anyone want to come and watch it together? 】

Peter: [auto-reply] busy saving the world

Harry: [auto-reply] busy saving the company

Kuaiyin: [Automatic reply] busy saving the little princess

Adele: "...I'm pretty busy."

No, who is the little princess?

A few seconds later, the snack bag that looked like a dynamite bag on her back suddenly became lighter, and when she turned her head, a pinch of silver hair appeared next to her, and she began to eat snacks from it consciously.

Kuaiyin took out snacks so quickly that by the time Adele woke up, most of the food in the bag had been dug out by him.

After flipping through the snacks, this guy successfully turned on the chat mode: "I lifted Rocky's helmet to see, his hair is fake!" He said, slapped his thigh, and took out his phone: "I even took a photo for you one."

Adele looked at the bald-headed Loki and Kuaiyin who was holding a wig and making an exaggerated expression in the photo, unable to answer.

After a while, she finally remembered her own question: "Who is the little princess?"

Kuaiyin stopped gnawing, and slowly turned to look at her: "You."

Adele: "..."

The two of them hadn't finished kowtowing the melon seeds when suddenly a silver light flashed above their heads, and Loki with the golden scepter in his hand appeared in front of the two of them again.

Adele stopped chewing and looked at him seriously: "Are you going to build a blablabla on the roof of Fulian Building that can destroy the world with the Rubik's Cube?"

Loki frowned: "?"

Adele: "But this is the best angle to watch the battle, and it is the most comfortable in terms of wind direction and humidity."

Loki with the scepter in his hand obviously didn't take what the two of them said to heart, strode towards the middle of the roof, and put down the Cosmic Rubik's Cube.

Kuaiyin said while eating melon seeds: "We came first. We have already occupied this place!"

Loki looked at the two people with a strange expression, and suddenly raised the scepter in his hand, and a beam of dazzling light burst under the feet of the two people.

However, the two still appeared in the smoke unharmed.

Kuaiyin finally stopped cracking melon seeds, and said helplessly, "If you smash this place with holes everywhere, you won't be able to build a defense tower here, right?"

After he finished speaking, he emphasized it again: "And we arrived here first, can you make some sense—"

Loki stared at the two of them, raised the scepter in his hand again, and the dazzling and intense light covered the entire rooftop, and said indifferently: "Ignorant mortals."

It's a pity that after the light disappeared, the two sat still intact.

Kuaiyin hugged his shoulders and looked at him with a headache: "Who is ignorant? I also know that your hair is fake!"

【Loki has never had any memory of these ants-like vulgar people, but at this moment, staring at the young man with a bunch of silver hairs in front of him, he suddenly recalled the humiliating experience a month ago.Unspeakable hatred surged into his heart in an instant, and the strong desire for revenge overwhelmed him—]

Adele sums it up briefly: "He wants to hit you."

Kuaiyin looked at Adele expectantly: "I want his little gold vest."

[Loki, who became angry from embarrassment, strode up, waved the heavy scepter in his hand, and poured all his resentment on the two of them. 】

Quicksilver: "I can't hit it."

Then put on a perfect smile.

Quicksilver: "I still can't hit it."

Continue to practice facial smile expressions.

Not far away, the Quin-jet fighter jet has aimed at Loki on the rooftop, ready to fire shells.

The captain staring at the front immediately said: "No! There are two people on the roof!"

Tony stepped forward, frowned, and felt that the figures of the two people on the rooftop looked familiar.

He quickly took out his mobile phone, dialed Adele's number, and shouted immediately without waiting for the other party's reply: "You promise me that you are not running around at home now."

Adele, who was running quickly with Kuaiyin holding her neck, was a little guilty: "I promise, I didn't go out, I'm watching TV at home!"

Loki, who had failed to attack several times, was already extremely angry: "Who gave you the courage!"

Finally, Kuaiyin, who had been hiding for a few times, was too lazy to move and stood still, reminding Loki kindly: "The media is filming."

Loki raised his head, and several helicopters not far away were circling in the sky above his head.

He gritted his teeth and hit the place where Kuaiyin was standing again.

By the time he regained his composure, the other party had already stood behind him, and lazily began to lie on the roof to watch the scenery.

Adele next to her was still trying hard to fool her father: "I really didn't run around! I was watching the news, and the TV was turned up too loud..."

Quicksilver reached out and poked Loki's shoulder: "I want to ask, do you need a bracket to repair this thing?"

He said, pointing to the incomplete ground: "Do you think the bracket can be placed here?"

After Loki frowned and stared around for a moment, he gritted his teeth and waved his scepter, disappearing in front of them.

Kuaiyin stomped excitedly: "Yeah! We have occupied the best observation point!"

however……

He looked around and found that there was not even a place to sit.

Adele is in a predicament on her side.

Tony's voice on the phone was very gentle: "You said you stayed at home and didn't go out? Very good, go to the basement mech storage room and take pictures of No.13 sets of armor on the left."

Adele: "..."

Do you want to be so perverted!

[With a loud bang, the ground under his feet trembled violently, and a green figure fell from the sky like a shell, smashing a huge hole in the already devastated ground.The Hulk in front of him let out a roar that shook the mountains and rivers, and roared in an extremely loud and rough voice——]

"Hulk is not happy!"

The two frightened children looked at the giant roaring angrily with goosebumps all over their bodies, and huddled together in fright, looking at this muscular guy with scary green skin tremblingly.

It took a long time for Kuaiyin to speak: "Sorry, that guy has already left."

The Hulk obviously couldn't understand what he meant. After a long time, when he found that the target Loki he was looking for was not there, he stomped his feet even more angrily: "Hulk is angry!"

He stomped on the already uneven ground to create several holes.

The huge body walked staggeringly, and because of anger, he jumped directly from the top floor of the building.

Tony's voice was gentle and terrifying: "So you're watching the live broadcast of the Hulk? Very good, which channel is it?"

Unfortunately, Kuaiyin leaned over to her and said, "Did you smell that? God knows how many lifetimes he hasn't brushed his teeth."

Tony: "You can still smell it while watching TV? Very good, my daughter is amazing."

The desperate Adele had no choice but to admit her mistake: "I know I was wrong. Don't dare qaq again."

After thinking seriously for a while, Tony said seriously: "From today onwards, you will be fined not to eat ice cream."

Adele flinched sadly.

Tony: "And sorbet, yogurt, jelly, potato chips..."

Adele started to get mad: "Ahhh, I'll go back now! Go back and lock myself in the dark room! I won't come out again!"

Obviously, Tony Stark still had more to say, and continued to meditate on his chin: "And all the meat."

Adele: "...can you leave the butter to me?"

She always had a sense of misery that was about to end up in the slums.

Tony: "The butter was cut to a third of what it used to be."

Adele looked at the Quinjet fighter plane flying over her head in distress, stretched out her hand, gestured for a pistol to the fighter plane that flew away, and fired a few shots in order to relieve her anger.

Tony: "Fine. We'll talk about your middle finger when I get home."

Adele, who died unjustly: "..."

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