When a superhero becomes a stickman

When Kuaiyin adjusted his clothes, he understood two reasons:

First, not all cute girls are gentle.

Second, if Adele smiles at you one day, run away quickly.

After Kuaiyin put on the spider web suit that was very tight to be honest, he sadly took the two round sponge pads that Adele handed him, and asked with a frown: "I want to ask, I want to pretend Was Tsukuru inadvertently revealing that I'm actually a woman?"

Adele smiled: "Yes."

When Kuaiyin saw her smile, he felt extremely frightened.Accidentally

He tried to make the last struggle: "That is to say, after defeating the villain, I will pretend to be a female voice inadvertently, and then pretend that the suspenders are broken to reveal that I have two..."

He stared at the pair of sponges and was silent.

Kuaiyin patted the sponge on his head: "No, this plan won't work."

He stood up quickly, and had turned around the room several times in just a few seconds: "We can definitely figure out another way. I swear, I will never show up in front of everyone with a pair of sponges .”

He put his hands on his hips, and after looking at Adele for a long time, he suddenly said: "Actually, we can hire a female agent, let her take off her headgear in public, and announce that she is Spider-Man."

Adele: "Great idea. The question is where are we going to find a female agent?"

10 minutes later, S.H.I.E.L.D. Prison.

With her hands handcuffed, Vivienne looked at the two people in front of her with unbelievable eyes: "You think I'm going to help a bastard who knotted my sleeves and sent me on a rocket to play Spider-Man once?"

Kuaiyin: "Don't be so heartless, we will pay!"

Vivian's beautiful eyes fixed on the two of them.

The gem-like lake blue is shining in the dark prison with a heart-pounding light.

Adele sighed helplessly: "Well, it's useless—"

Vivian suddenly said, "How much?"

Adele: "..."

Vivienne obviously didn't want to make herself look so money-obsessed, so she deliberately cleared her throat, took a step back, and stood there with a desolate attitude: "I won't do it if I don't have enough money."

Kuaiyin raised his eyebrows and looked at Adele with a strange expression: "I had thought of a lot of words to persuade her. For example, the female companion Spider-Man, how handsome! Or, is it possible to get out of prison? Isn't it a good thing?"

Vivienne squinted her eyes, glanced at him quickly, then retracted her gaze, and said in a low voice, "Even so, you will still give me a lot of money, right?"

Adele crossed her shoulders and looked at the cold and beautiful female killer in front of her, and instantly had a new understanding of the profession of an agent.

So, Adele, who had watched too many movies, also put on a look of an employer, and asked indifferently: "How much did the person who hired you to kill Spider-Man pay you?"

Before Vivian could speak, Adele insisted, "I'll give you twice."

Vivian was shocked.

She almost immediately opened the handcuffs in front of the two of them, arranged everything in the prison in an extremely concise manner, and arranged her hair very neatly: "I'm going now."

Quicksilver was once again lost in thought.

"...In other words, you could have escaped?"

Vivienne sat down on the low bed not far away in a proud gesture, and muttered in a low voice, "The food here is quite delicious."

Quicksilver: "..."

Adele: "..."

In an instant, she had a new understanding of the one-eyed Director of S.H.I.E.L.D.

No wonder S.H.I.E.L.D.'s escape rate is so low.

then……

this afternoon.

The thirteen fanatical suitors stood in the living room of Harry's house watching TV, excitedly arguing one after another:

"I can't believe it, it turns out Spider-Man is a woman!"

"And she is a mutant who can change her gender at will. I finally don't have to doubt my sexual orientation!"

"We can go after Spider-Man!"

Adele stood far away, watching the thirteen guys who looked exactly the same hug each other because of excitement, took a step back, and asked Kuaiyin beside him with a strange face: "So they...believe it? "

However, Kuaiyin is obviously still immersed in his own world: "I can't believe that beauty named Vivienne went back after breaking out of prison because of the delicious food from S.H.I.E.L.D."

Adele scratched her head: "Actually, the meals at S.H.I.E.L.D. are really delicious."

"I mean, the mothership of S.H.I.E.L.D. will be bombed after a while, and the fixed prison will be escaped at every turn, and the prisoners inside are all top-notch in the world, so when Nick ran out of funds, he came up with a good idea."

Adele shrugged: "A good cook is much cheaper than building a new mothership. There are even a lot of prisoners who have thrown themselves into the trap to take a vacation inside."

Quicksilver: "...I really didn't expect the pirate captain to be so smart."

The reports on the TV were in full swing, and Harry, who was leaning on the sofa, suddenly said, "That's interesting. Is Spider-Man a woman?"

He turned his head and gave Peter a meaningful look at the slightly nervous Peter standing behind him: "What do you think?"

Peter glanced at the thirteen guys who were excitedly hugging each other not far away, and said cautiously: "I think it is a very magical ability to change one's gender at will."

The smile on Harry's face was very shallow, and he flicked over like a dragonfly: "It's really interesting, so interesting that it doesn't seem real."

Peter laughed awkwardly: "So, she's a superhero."

Harry turned his head and fixed his deep eyes on Peter who was smiling helplessly. After he paused for a while, he asked softly, "Don't you have anything to say to me?"

Peter stared at him blankly.

"Oh, yes! You were accidentally injured that day when the accident happened. I'm really sorry. You must know that the scene was very chaotic at that time. Those people fought us very hard, so I couldn't protect you well. I'm sorry. "

Harry tilted his head slightly and looked at Adele: "Adele?"

Adele, who was still struggling to explain how delicious the SHIELD food was, looked back at him blankly.

Harry showed her a gentle smile: "Just now Peter apologized to me for not protecting me well."

Adele looked at him more and more blankly.

Harry laughed, and that smile spread across his face. He reached out and patted Peter on the shoulder: "You're not a superhero, why are you apologizing to me? Spider-Man owes me an apology."

After he finished speaking, he lazily stood up from the sofa and looked at the thirteen identical guys in front of him with a lazy expression on his face: "Gentlemen."

He opened the door for those people indifferently: "Now that you have made a decision, please get out of my company."

After watching everyone leave, Harry turned his head to look at Adele, his voice as gentle as possible: "What's wrong?"

Adele shook her head: "I don't know. Harry, I don't remember you being like this before."

Harry slammed the door, returned to his seat and sat down, continued to close his eyes and meditate: "Maybe it's because I've been knocked out so many times that I'm still out of my mind."

Adele couldn't argue with him, and seeing him made her uncomfortable, so she took off her goggles with a headache, and sat down on the sofa.

However, the moment she took off her goggles, a line of words appeared in her eyes:

[Why is Peter unwilling to tell him the truth? 】

[After knowing that his good friend is the hypocritical Spider-Man, Harry felt that everything around him changed. He couldn't believe that the bastard was so perfectly hidden by his side, and he was even more unwilling to accept the pain of losing his friend.He knew he was kidding himself, but he had to, because he didn't want to lose his friend and wanted revenge so badly. 】

Adele was so frightened that she almost fell off the sofa.

Ok……

Now she has to pretend that she doesn't know anything, and stand up calmly.

...No, no, no, my legs are weak, my legs are weak.

Adele stood up while leaning on the back of the sofa, walked to Harry, tried to act as nonchalant as possible, and smiled at him gently: "You know that I will be by your side no matter what, right? ?”

Harry raised his head, a crack finally appeared in his gloomy expression, and he smiled shortly: "I know."

Kuaiyin is relatively idle most of the time, especially when the two of them look at each other sincerely.

He flashed, and quickly stood between Adele and Harry, and smiled brightly at Harry, who finally smiled: "You know that I will be by your side no matter what, right? Because Adele is always by your side, so according to Loki's reasoning..."

His attention is generally very scattered, so he jumped elsewhere before the painting was finished, and flashed to the huge French window for a moment: "Hey, why did thirteen of them come in and only twelve go out?"

Harry rubbed between his brows wearily: "I'm going to rest, you guys go back."

Adele reached out and rubbed his hair, comfortingly said: "Take a good rest, we will come to you tomorrow."

The characters in the eyes floated up on time again.

[Very well, he's already got a mutant with the ability to pass through walls, Harry thought silently. 】

【He wants to obtain the abilities of these guys until he finds an existence that can rival Spider-Man. 】

Adele: "..."

"Harry?"

Harry looked up wearily.

"You know we all love you, right?"

Harry's beautiful eyes reflected the glorious afterglow of New York City, shining brightly.

"Yes."

"All of you love me, but none of you like me."