When a superhero becomes a stickman

Adele originally thought that when Tony came, he would definitely scold her.In fact, she thought it was okay to accidentally slip into Barnes' cell, but the more serious problem was that she didn't return all night.

however……

The shiny Quicksilver suddenly stood up from the chair, showing a bright enough smile, looked at Tony with a look of admiration, and said in a reverent tone: "Mr. Stark! Today's you He is even more handsome than yesterday!"

Adele tried to warn him in a low voice: "You're useless. He hates people the most when he's angry—"

Then, she watched as Tony, who was about to get angry, immediately showed a smile on his face. Of course, he knew that he couldn't make it too obvious, so he held back his smile and looked at the reflective glass on one side. After tidying up his tie, he said in a warm voice, "Maybe my tie looks better."

Adele: "..."

Ok.

Flattery works anytime.

Especially sycophancy to a megalomaniac.

Tony, with a smug expression on his face, noticed Steve's gaze, cleared his throat, and put on an expression that a serious father should have: "So, that hooligan with one arm missing took my daughter and her The children were locked in the house all night and undressed pervertedly, is that right?"

Steve looked at him with an expression of disbelief: "I've said so much, and you can hear this?"

Tony looked at him in astonishment: "Is there something more extreme that you didn't tell me?"

Steve: "..."

He looked helplessly at the expressions on Tony's face that "my daughter is right in everything", "someone must have bullied her" and "if my daughter does something wrong, please remember that she is Stark's daughter, and Stark is always right." " look.

Adele kindly rescued the captain: "Actually... we went the wrong way." She smiled awkwardly: "I just want to draw a door to go home, who knows that when the door is opened, the Winter Soldier inside, right?"

Steve held his forehead: "Okay, I don't want to participate in your family education. I'm going to comfort Barnes."

Tony frowned and looked at him: "Why are you comforting him, it's obviously his fault."

Steve looked at Tony in front of him incomprehensibly, and emphasized: "He was stripped and put on a Spider-Man costume! The key is that the person who changed his clothes gave him the choice after knocking him unconscious. right!"

Quicksilver tried to intervene: "Actually, I tried him when he was awake. I asked him which bow tie or tights he thought was better, but he didn't answer me, so I think he should be acquiescing to me..."

Steve really didn't want to listen anymore, so he pushed the door open and walked out.

There was an eerie silence in the room.

Tony, who was still smiling slightly just now, finally lowered his face, looked at Adele with serious eyes, and said, "Adele, I have to say, what you did this time is really..."

Adele suddenly had an illusion.

It's like when I was a child, my parents were very gentle outside, and when I wanted to beat the baby, I had to close the door first.

As soon as the captain went out, she suddenly fell into a sense of crisis that she was about to be scolded, and immediately said: "Tony, Tony! I know I did something wrong, but I promise, this kind of thing will never happen again in the future." Time! I have sworn to the captain just now and I will swear to you now! I promise, really, I promise!"

Tony frowned: "Actually, I want to say, you did a great job."

Adele: "...Huh?"

She has been completely stupid.

Maybe Tony was talking ironically, but she didn't catch it?

Perhaps there must be a little calm before the storm?

Tony continued to ask with great interest: "Did you look him in the mirror?"

Adele was stunned, and it took a long time to react: "No. He had passed out at that time. Kuaiyin said that this would prevent him from objecting and prevent him from biting us."

Tony finally frowned: "Then do you have any photos? Anyway, any evidence that would make him need a psychiatrist after seeing it?"

Adele: "..."

Kuaiyin added: "In fact, Mr. Rogers said that... the one-armed man was being brainwashed and was being trained to perceive the world in a new way. We gave him a choice and then knocked him out. ...May have a certain impact on his future personality, um."

After looking at the two children seriously for a while, Tony instructed: "Next time, do something like this when he is awake."

Adele covered her head: "Tony?"

Tony turned to look at her patiently.

Adele: "...I promised the captain just now, there will be no second time."

Tony smiled: "We can stay until after the third time. Well, come home with me, did you two have breakfast?"

The two shook their heads at the same time, looking at him expectantly.

Tony: "I could take you back now, but I want you two to make sure that nothing will happen today."

Adele: "I'm sure."

Quicksilver: "I'm sure."

Facts have proved that it is better not to set up something like a flag if it can be set up.

They experienced a calm, warm and fresh morning, and then the three of them had lunch together in harmony. Just after lunch, Adele's cell phone was completely blown up by Peter's call.

Peter's voice was more urgent than on fire: "Adele, come and save me!"

Before the words were finished, a continuous voice came from the other end of the phone: "Mr. Parker, we heard that you are a good friend of Spider-Man."

"Although we caused him a lot of trouble last night, we hope we can apologize!"

"So, do you know how to find the honorable Mr. Spider-Man?"

"Mr Parker?"

"Mr Parker?"

"Mr Parker!"

……

So sincere.

Peter said desperately: "I've been lucky enough to escape from where I work, but these guys can walk through walls! No matter where I hide, they will show up on time!"

Adele couldn't come up with any ideas but could only come up with bad ones: "...Then why don't you tell them a location?"

Peter shouted in despair: "If they can't find it, they will still come to me to settle accounts!"

Adele also wanted to help him: "Well, what about telling them that Harry is in the hospital?"

Peter was even more desperate: "Then I will betray my best friend! And Harry is still recuperating, how can I bother him at this time? And it will be lunch time soon, I promised Aunt May will buy her Bring back the oil needed for cooking..."

Adele kindly reminded: "Actually, it's past lunch time."

Peter seemed to have been greatly shocked and stopped talking.

Adele said kindly: "If you're worried about oil, I can send it to Aunt May."

It was a long time before Peter replied, "Forget it. Now I have to get rid of these people."

Kuaiyin had already finished his ice cream, and began to boo at the side when he had time: "Yes. We can have a plan."

Adele looked at him unreasonably.

Whenever this guy says "we should have a plan" it means someone is going to be unlucky.

Quicksilver tried to analyze: "The main reason these people pester Peter is because they think Harry is Spider-Man, so if they find out that Harry is not Spider-Man, Peter will be saved."

Adele: "Good point. How are we going to tell a bunch of thirteen babies who talk like they're fighting that Harry isn't Spider-Man."

Quicksilver shrugged: "As long as they go to visit Harry, at this time the TV reports that Spider-Man is saving the world elsewhere, wouldn't it be fine?"

Adele suddenly had the illusion of a small light bulb lighting up in the dark.

This guy actually thought of a way out?

Why didn't she think of such a good way to make noise?

After Quicksilver finished speaking, he spread his hands and looked at Adele: "So... the two of us, who will play Spider-Man? I mean, if Spider-Man is a woman, then Peter can completely escape the suspicion of people around him, of course I I don't want you to take risks, I just make a suggestion, if you think it is feasible."

Adele looked at him very appreciatively: "I think this idea is really good. You are really great. If these killers understand that Spider-Man is actually a woman, then not only Peter can live freely, but Harry will be even better in the future." You don’t have to suffer through these things. It’s a one-and-done thing.”

Quicksilver showed a short but proud smile: "So... you are going to play the female Spider-Man yourself? I believe in your ability, it will be very handsome, definitely better than that nerd, and I am still very Looking forward to watching the scene where you take off."

"Is it too dangerous? But don't worry, I will protect you during the process."

Adele looked at him with a smile, assuring herself that she looked absolutely harmless: "No need."

Quicksilver: "?"

After Adele finished speaking, she leaned over and kissed him on the forehead, and looked at him with a perfect smile: "I can prepare a pair of fake breasts for you."

Quicksilver: "...????"

He looked at the little girl who was smiling kindly in front of him, and fell into deep thought.