When a superhero becomes a stickman

Kuaiyin said: "As a gentleman, I can't come to the master's birthday party to eat and drink for nothing without giving anything away, so I decided to show you a little magic trick."

Adele held her head.

Conjuring anything at his speed isn't magic, it's a logical move.

Kuaiyin took a piece of paper from the table, spread out the white tissue, and shook it in front of Adele.Immediately afterwards, Adele didn't see his movements clearly at all, and the white tissue in his hand turned into a white rose.

Adele made a happy look: "It's beautiful."

Kuaiyin said, "No, this is not what I want to change."

He held the white paper rose in his palm: "Guess how many pieces of paper are in this flower, if you guess correctly, I will give you a gift."

Adele said to him: Feeling very helpless with this statement, she had to casually make up a number: "... two?"

Kuaiyin said: "Wow, you are so amazing, you guessed right!"

He laughed, took out a half-old guitar from behind, and handed it to Adele: "This is for you. Happy birthday."

Adele was dumbfounded: "Where did you get this?"

Kuaiyin said: "I saw that band was invited to your birthday party, and I thought you liked that band."

Adele, who had no idea which band Tony had hired her, nodded blankly.

Quicksilver said again: "So I went to make a bet with the lead singer, if I can guess what color his underwear is, he will give me the guitar, because my Adele likes their songs very much." He pointed to the signature on the guitar quite proudly: "Look, I even asked him for an autograph."

Adele was shocked: "You guessed it right?"

Kuaiyin said: "No, I cheated. I took a look." After he finished speaking, he rubbed his eyes that were a little sore from the heat: "Green."

Adele slammed her head against the wall next to her.

Steve in the crowd frowned, helped his slightly drunk head, and said to Tony: "If I didn't drink too much, I seem to see your daughter hitting her head against the wall?"

Tony: "Yes, you just drank too much." But when he turned his head, he saw Adele hitting the wall.

Tony doubts what he sees: "Did I drink too much?"

Jarvis: "Miss Adele is literally banging her head against the wall, sir."

Tony: "..."

Kuaiyin who was standing next to her was a little afraid that she would bump her head into a fool: "If you don't like the lead singer's guitar, I can exchange this for the drummer's drum..."

Adele hugged the somewhat old guitar: "No, I want this guitar."

This is what Kuaiyin poked his eyes in exchange for.

Tony walked over and found that Adele no longer had to bang his head against the wall, so he was relieved, and smiled at Adele who was holding the guitar: "Our little princess has become beautiful again."

He said, snapped his fingers, and said proudly: "I also have a gift for you."

The lights in the room dimmed all of a sudden, and all the light hit a huge gift box floating out from the middle of the hall. The flash of the ribbon made the whole gift look very shiny.

Adele thought to herself, did Tony give her something very expensive, it would be nice to be the daughter of a rich family...

Tony snapped his fingers again triumphantly, the wrapping paper of the gift was suddenly opened, and a life-sized iron man statue appeared under the spotlight.

The textbook standard narcissistic Tony smiled and looked at the birthday Adele: "How about it, isn't it great?"

Adele hugged the guitar in her arms tightly.

Then, she stared at the shining bronze statue for a long time, and suddenly asked, "Daddy, is he a little taller than you? I remember you're not that tall, right?"

Tony: "..."

The tall figure of the bronze statue of Iron Man contrasts the small shortcomings of the real person.

With a wave of Tony's hand, the wheels under the bronze statue turned automatically and disappeared from everyone's sight.

After the evidence was gone, Tony seemed very confident: "Nonsense, it was built with the full proportion of my own height."

Adele said in a low voice: "...But he is twenty centimeters taller than you..."

Tony said angrily, "Is it 12.5 centimeters?"

Adele: "..."

Yes yes yes, you are the tallest, not as tall as you in the audience.

Adele was a little worried: "Tony, Jarvis won't put that bronze statue in my house, will he?" Wouldn't it mean that whenever she came home in the future, she would have to hug the nearly two-meter tall bronze statue when she entered the door?

Tony finally smiled: "Just kidding. That's an exhibit in the Stark Corporation lobby, not a birthday present for you."

As he spoke, he took out a box from his arms, took out the crystal crown from the black velvet box, and put it on Adele's head: "Happy birthday, little princess."

Adele was stunned.

She is also a little princess!

She finally hugged the nearly two-meter bronze statue without entering the door!

At that moment, she felt that Tony in front of her was two meters tall.

However, before Adele had time to be happy for more than three seconds, the world in front of her suddenly shook, and then it turned into black and white in an instant as if the screen was disturbed.

Adele, who had just put on the little princess crown, looked at the world made up of subtitles and stick figures in front of her, and fell silent.

Of course, she was still happy, after all, she is also a stick figure with a crown.

In order to hide her over-excited state, Adele put on a serious face: "Thank you Daddy. The crown is very beautiful."

Kuaiyin whispered in her ear, "Can't you draw him higher?"

Adele managed to maintain a smile on her face, and tried her best not to spray it out: "This is the most beautiful gift I've ever seen."

Tony obviously didn't hear what Kuaiyin said. He lowered his head and kissed Adele lightly on the forehead, and patted her on the shoulder: "Today was fun. I've asked for leave for you, and you can go back to school tomorrow afternoon."

[The shining lights and the singing of the band echoed in the hall, the wines of various colors in the goblets reflected the beautiful brilliance, and the room was full of well-dressed people. 】

[Tony turned around, glanced at Kuaiyin who was standing next to Adele listening to music with earphones, and said——]

"By the way, your new friend's aesthetic is not very good, don't imitate him."

Kuaiyin paused for a moment, and continued to follow the music.

[As a quick-witted mutant, Kuaiyin naturally heard Tony's words.He looked down at the reflective white leather jacket he was wearing, glanced at the well-dressed people in the room, and continued to listen to his favorite song with headphones while the band was singing, and frankly shook his head following the rhythm. 】

[Besides, singing without a guitar sound is like an instrument without strings, no matter how it is played, it seems to be out of breath. 】

Adele stood holding the guitar for a while, then suddenly said: "Actually, I think the leather jacket is very handsome."

Kuaiyin looked back at her and smiled.

Adele: "...I mean, it looks pretty good, even though it's very classy."

As if to express his gratitude for this, Kuaiyin handed her one of the earphones.

"By the way, there are actually three papers in the paper rose."

Adele bowed her head and unwrapped the rose folded from a napkin he gave her.

There are four sheets of paper inside.

……big liar.

Kuaiyin laughed: "And the underwear of the lead singer of the band is actually red."

Adele covered her face.She didn't want to know what color underwear the little stickman opposite was wearing.

Well, I have to admit, the song is very old to him, but the rhythm is not bad.

Kuaiyin turned to her and asked, "Does it sound good? If it doesn't sound good, I can change it for you."

Adele said: "Then change it."

As a result, the song in the earphone stopped, and after a while, it restarted from the beginning.

Adele: "..."

...I don't want to continue communicating with this liar.

if you should save time in a bottle,

the first thing that i'd like to do,

istosaveeverydaytilleternitypassesaway,

just to spend them with you.

The author has something to say: I watched a movie today...

Seriously, I don't want to watch this kind of film anymore, I'm really fed up 23333333

In Reversal of the Future, after Professor X rescued Magneto, he said to Kuaiyin: "We need you, you go to Paris with us."

Kuaiyin said: "I don't know, my mother might kill me if I ran so far."

Then Magneto suddenly flashed out of the plane fiercely: "I'm still your father. Come with us to Paris."

Kuaiyin looked at him with a broken expression on his face: "Are you my dad? Can we talk about this?"

Magneto (badly): "No, we'll never talk about it. Come with us to Paris."

I:……