When a superhero becomes a stickman

The author has something to say: In this chapter, I just want to satisfy the fantasy of pulling the baji out of the cage.

In particular, I want Barnes, who is in Soviet red, to see how the evil capitalism is extravagant and wasteful and exudes a decadent atmosphere.

As for whether the setting is reasonable...

orz don't ask me, I just think it's fun.

Adele pretended not to know anything, and appeared at her surprise party with a calm face.

She didn't know whether she was pretending or not. In short, Kuaiyin concluded afterwards that her expression when she entered the door was as if she suddenly encountered a robber when she was depositing money in the bank.

"Surprise" should be in place, but what about "joy"...

She didn't know if she did it right.

All in all, although this party was within her expectation, what happened was completely beyond her imagination.

Because she saw Barnes at her birthday party.

When everyone held the cake and sang birthday songs to her, Barnes's bitter and bitter face was not too exciting.

And instead of standing in the crowd, he was locked in a glass jar, looking at everyone like a specimen.

After Adele blows out the candles, everyone shares the cake and the party officially begins.

... Then she stood in front of the glass cell like a glass ball, holding a piece of cake and looking at Barnes' bitter and bitter face in embarrassment.Adele pulled the US team over who was being drunk by some beautiful girls, and asked, "Why is he here?"

Steve had just been poured a few drinks, and he shrugged helplessly: "The Avengers were blown up, but everyone was busy coming to your house to have a party, so no one wanted to work the night shift in the league and watch him put He brought it with him."

Adele was stunned for a long time before she realized: "...Are you serious?"

Steve looked at her with an expression that he didn't want to speak, and after a long time he said with emphasis: "Of course it's fake. Are you stupid?"

Adele went crazy: "Then you tell me why a prisoner appeared at my birthday party in this state!"

Barnes, who was bitter and bitter, looked back at her, and continued to sit in his cage and hate everyone outside.

Steve shrugged: "I forgot what Tony said at the time, it seems to let the mascot of Hydra see how the American party is held? By the way, let the girls see the mascot of Hydra What does it look like? Anyway, that’s what it means, just get used to it.”

Adele: "..."

This is obviously more unreliable than before, okay?

tease her!Let a human weapon sit like this among a group of people, if he smashes the handcuffs and comes out to kill someone, who cares!

Adele struggled with herself for a while, and suddenly found that Barnes was missing an arm.

His mechanical arm was gone, half of his sleeves were empty, and he was much less threatening than before.

Adele: "..."

What used to be an exhibition mascot has turned into abusing people with disabilities.

She wanted the Latin American team to come over and ask, but when she turned her head, Steve had already been dragged away by several girls, and now he was being surrounded by the ladies like a flower and being drunk.

Adele looked at the fierce Barnes in the cage with a little embarrassment, and said to him: "...Hi."

The beast ignored her and closed his eyes impatiently.

Adele quickly grabbed Natasha who was passing by and asked, "He...does he usually eat? How should he be fed in this state?"

Natasha's beautiful eyes turned to her, her eyes paused for a long time on her face, and a smile appeared on her face: "Feed?"

Adele: "...I just asked him if he would eat, after all, he looks very bad here."

Natasha pointed to a square vacancy in front of the prison: "The general staff will send the food in, but I advise you not to take risks without wearing protective gloves. Happy birthday."

Adele glanced at Barnes in the cage with a little fear, and shrank to the side of Quicksilver: "Can you help me feed him something to eat?"

Kuaiyin followed her gaze, and it took him a while to realize: "Is that thing alive?"

Adele: "...or else."

Kuaiyin stared at the long-haired guy with a gloomy expression for a long time: "I thought he was a wax figure, or some kind of performance art, but he doesn't look like a guy who can eat anyway."

Adele held her head.

Hydra's model soldiers are probably shocked by the extravagance and waste of the capitalist world, and they are using noble hunger to show their differences from others.At first, he just looked at the people around him with the eyes of all kinds of animals in the zoo, then he simply closed his eyes, leaned back, and fell asleep in this kind of situation.

Quicksilver flashed in front of Adele, and when he came back, a blue cocktail with a straw appeared in front of Barnes.

Kuaiyin patted his chest and said, "I was scared to death, I always thought he would bite me just now."

Adele: "..."

With your speed, who can bite you!

She was really curious if Barnes would drink. She remembered that the brainwashed Barnes could be regarded as a flower in Brooklyn, and he would never even forget to drink after being brainwashed.

What she didn't expect was that Barnes in the cage just glanced at the blue liquid in front of her, which represented the evil capitalism, calmly bit the lemon slice as a decoration on the wine glass, and chewed the lemon very peacefully .

…I don’t know if it’s because of the prohibition of alcohol in Hydra. After chewing the lemon slices, he continued to close his eyes and meditate, ignoring the glass of wine on the table.

Well, this is refreshing.

Peter encountered a robbery incident on the road again, and didn't rush over until the party started, sweating profusely. He was still wearing a red shirt with long sleeves covering it in the hot summer, and ran to Adele panting : "I... I just climbed in through the toilet window, and it seemed to scare the person who was going to the toilet inside. I feel that he will have sequelae in the future—"

He stopped abruptly, realizing that these things should not be said to the lady.

So, Peter showed a silly smile, and handed the gift in his hand to Adele: "Happy birthday."

He suddenly remembered something, and hurriedly took out a wilted little wild flower from his pocket and put it on the gift box, and said nervously: "I... I saw it on the road, and I thought it was very beautiful, so I brought it to you. "

Adele looked at the light purple wild flower that was obviously a little wilted, and smiled at Peter: "Thank you."

She opened the gift box, glanced at it, and put the box upright, not letting Peter see the tragedy in the box, and smiled at Peter: "This photo frame is really beautiful, thank you."

A framed picture of her with Peter Harry.

Hmm... I don't know what Peter has experienced along the way, anyway, the photo frame is a mess.

Harry was obviously very busy. When he entered Stark Tower in sweat, he was still wearing the sharp suit from the meeting, and his back was already wet, which made him look a bit embarrassed.Harry, who was late, handed a large bouquet of roses to Adele, smiled and lowered his head to kiss her hand: "Happy birthday."

Embarrassed by a cheap gift with a wildflower in it, Peter greeted Harry.

Harry turned his head and gave him a stiff smile: "I heard that you work in Mr. Stark's company? Why, the richest man offers better job opportunities than me?"

Peter emphasized his tone and said seriously: "Harry, the one you gave me is not a job at all, you just want to help me, but Mr. Stark really needs me, and I won't feel inferior because I work in his company You have to know, I don't need others to help me, I just want to get what I need by my own strength."

When he said this, he stopped his back and looked at Harry intently.

Harry gave him a surprised look: "...you think so? That would be wonderful."

What an honor it would be for Iron Man to proudly say, "Spider-Man is working for me," Peter thought.

Adele next to her silently buried her head in the roses...

Well... that's what he thought, and that's great.

Adele: "... as long as you are happy."

Peter said: "Harry, you can't help me in this disguised way anymore, we are no longer pure friends."

Harry: "...as long as you're happy."

After he finished speaking, he patted Peter on the shoulder solemnly: "Come on, I believe Mr. Stark needs you very much."

After Peter finished speaking, he jumped up again, and said to Adele: "I synthesized the current situation of Stark Corporation and made a new proposal. He will definitely not reject me this time!"

Adele saw how happy he was with the fruits of her labor, and said after a while, "That's really great."

Peter suddenly became happy: "You know, I observed the route map of the cleaning staff, and found that the route they take passes through a place almost three times a day. If I follow the new route I designed, then there will be an hour and zero time left." Three minutes! One hour and three minutes! What does this mean? It means that the efficiency has been improved!"

Harry, who has been an employer for many years, took a glass of wine, leaned against the wall, and looked at him with his arms around his shoulders: "It's good. Then, have you thought about what to do with the remaining hour and three minutes?"

Peter: "...Huh? You can do a lot in one hour and three minutes!"

Harry shrugged: "That's true. But the employer pays a cleaner to work all day to make sure the building is clean and free of litter, so what happens if a competent cleaner finishes ahead of schedule? What employer would allow itself to find out that there are employees in the company with nothing to do?"

Peter was a little disappointed: "Ah... that means more work."

Harry shrugged. "If it were me, I wouldn't pay more for a good cleaner, because I just need him to keep the building clean enough throughout the day. He does it slowly. It has nothing to do with me."

Peter, who failed again, hung his head in frustration.

Kuaiyin who did not know when he appeared next to him suddenly said, "Maybe you can design a brand new robot for him. For example, it can clean the aisles like lightning, and then a robot can take charge of the entire building or something."

As he spoke, he took out his cell phone and showed Peter a video.

Adele leaned over her head and took a look.

Well, Friday on the screen is turning into a whirlwind, sweeping the hallway clean in an instant.

Kuaiyin said: "This thing will automatically download teaching courses online, can you make the same one?"

Adele was completely desperate.

She didn't expect Peter to stop and take a job and get paid.

Harry frowned and looked at the guy with a white leather jacket and dyed silver hair who had some aesthetic problems, and turned to ask Adele, "This is... the band you invited today?"

Adele covered her head: "No, those girls with red hair and bubbles are today's band. This is..."

Quicksilver appeared in front of Harry in an instant, and squeezed out a slow smile at the startled Harry: "I am a superpower who doesn't want to be a hero. My name is Quicksilver."

Harry stretched out his hand and shook him symbolically, feeling that something was wrong everywhere: "Harry. Harry Osborn."

Kuaiyin smiled: "I know."

"I just saw your business card."

Harry: "...???"

He added: "Oh, by the way, there's blood on your handkerchief, which probably won't wash off. I suggest you change it." Quicksilver frowned and looked at Harry, who was dressed like a successful person in front of him: "Do you rich people wipe your noses with handkerchiefs? What about Kleenex?"

Harry: "...?!!"