When a superhero becomes a stickman

How can this be explained?

Adele tilted her head and thought about it, and made a few definitions of her identity:

I'm a stickman who wasn't a stickman once.

I'm a big fan of superheroes and called him husband every day when I was a fan of Iron Man.

But now I am his daughter, and now I not only don't want to be her daughter, but I don't even want to be his wife.

I just want to live and find a relationship with someone whose real face is not so familiar to people, like Captain America, who no one knows without wearing a uniform.

...I'm still a... crazy person who likes to run naked after becoming a stickman?

So, before Mr. Stark started questioning, Adele had already fallen into the confusion of who am I, where am I, and where am I going.

[The guy who usually looks nonchalant suddenly becomes serious, and the atmosphere is suddenly quiet and chilling.The tall man in front of him is now sitting by the window. The backlight position makes it difficult to see the expression on his face, which brings a strong sense of oppression. 】

Adele held her chin in contemplation for a long time, finally raised her head, looked at Tony with confused eyes, and muttered, "My ID number is xxxxx45xxxx?"

Tony: "..."

Adele thought hard, and then said, "Student number 7855?"

Tony in front of him held his head very depressed.

He didn't want to hear the rest.

Adele seemed to be flipping something in front of her, at least Tony could see her eyes moving rapidly, as if she was reading an invisible record in front of her.Tony leaned on the sofa and squinted at her, wondering if this little girl is actually a little genius with a memory palace even though her grades are not good?

What is she turning over?Could it be his record?or what secret?

At this time, he saw Adele's pale face suddenly turned red, her slightly frowned eyebrows stretched out, and she smiled happily at himself: "Ah! I'm still a three-star member of the bakery on the corner of the street." Woolen cloth!"

Tony: "..."

This is the first time Iron Man has seen a "genius" who has entered the memory palace after looking through purchase records.

He put his whole body weight on the sofa, raised his hands, put them on the back of the sofa, and said, "What do you think of me? Tell the truth."

Adele was obviously absent-minded, and muttered, "Superhero? Iron Man? Future godfather?"

Tony Stark emphasized his tone: "Tell the truth."

Adele was out of control now, and honestly explained: "The stick figure."

Tony, who was sitting on the sofa in a kingly posture, almost fell directly.

Tony reached out and rubbed the slightly painful brows: "Then what do you think of yourself?"

He originally lowered his head and sighed, but he was curious about the girl's expression when she described himself, so he raised his head to look, no matter if he didn't look up, when he looked up, he saw the child unbuttoning his shirt and pointing at himself, saying seriously: "It's a line from here to here...I can't see where the neck is...should it be this part?"

The girl's underdeveloped breasts were exposed, which was particularly attractive under the cover of an oversized shirt. She was wearing underwear that did not fit her size, and her small breasts looked particularly cute.

Adele continued: "Then I can hold the pole with one hand and put my underwear on it every day... Huh? Why are you in a daze? Don't you have a pole?"

After all, the other party is a stick figure with nothing but a bow tie.

Tony suddenly realized what was wrong, and immediately turned his gaze away from the body, coughing softly: "You are too open-minded, you just take off your clothes anywhere, put them on quickly!"

He came to adopt this girl, if someone saw him sitting face to face with a girl who took off her clothes at every turn, what would others think of him?

He really wanted to adopt this child out of kindness because he saw how pitiful this child (with supernatural powers) was!

Adele thought to herself that you, a person who has nothing but a bare tie, have the nerve to call me a person in a shirt?

These stickmen who have never seen the world!

[Tony, who has always been calm, is a little embarrassed at the moment. He obviously avoids her gaze when he sits opposite her, and his eyes look away unnaturally—he is used to seeing women, yes, but such a young child doesn’t like him. Should watch, can't watch.Out of embarrassment, Tony, who always laughs at others, cleared his throat, then surrounded himself to hide his nervousness, pointed to his throat and said—]

"For some reason, I ate a lot of ashes at the disaster site this morning. Now... my throat is bad."

[Not to mention that stupid idiot messed up the drink he used to soothe his throat and knocked over everything that could be mixed on his workbench.Looks like it's time to donate it to City University and save the trouble. 】

Under Tony's repeated urging, Adele fastened the buttons obediently.

Tony sat on the sofa with his head supported, realizing that things were a little complicated.

This is not only a cute and smart girl, but also a girl with exhibitionism at a young age.Looking at the men's clothes on her is probably because she has gender cognitive impairment, so she doesn't feel ashamed to expose her body in front of "same sex".

……homosexual.

Maybe his little girl will bring another little girl back later?

Tony let out a long sigh.

I thought that raising a daughter is like raising a puppy, just feed some delicious food and take a walk at the right time, but it seems that it is still not so easy.

He kept paying attention to the child from the corner of his eye, and turned to look at her until she was dressed, and said to her: "Now I will send you back to pack your luggage, and you will move to my house starting today , rest at home these few days, I will handle the transfer procedures for you...you can play around at home, but don't bully Jarvis and Benben..."

Adele panicked: "I...can I not live with you?"

If the villain came to blow up his house, wouldn't he be reduced to cannon fodder?

Even if she is a stickman, she doesn't want to become a stickman with no arms or legs!

Tony frowned and looked at her disappointedly: "Why, I look a lot like a perverted hooligan who raped a girl?"

Adele: "..."

no.

But your opponents are all perverted hooligans who can blow up girls!

And Adele felt inexplicably, as if all the women around superheroes must be unlucky?Whether it's a lover or an aunt who is over [-] years old, the director will never let him go from the old to the young?

If a woman is not injured, how can she set off a man's brave and tenacious spirit of saving the world?

As a small supporting role, Adele absolutely does not believe that she can have the aura of the protagonist who is saved every time.She didn't want to be a sadist who died in Iron Man's arms after appearing in two episodes and was hugged and cried bitterly by him.

At this time, the subtitle gentleman became active again:

【Adele's eyes are blurred, and the scene of being rescued by her sweetheart in the dangerous artillery fire suddenly appears in her eyes.He will come on colorful auspicious clouds, bear all the expectations of the world, and rescue her from danger. 】

……

Adele stared at the line of subtitles trying to guide her emotions with a half-dead look.

Go to your colorful auspicious clouds.

Mushroom clouds are more or less the same.

She suddenly thought, what would a child in the stickman world look like after being blown to pieces?Is it just fried into a bunch of broken and soft lines accompanied by red liquid?After the blast is broken, how will the doctor distinguish between the fingers and the arm?Is it thick or thin?

It's scary to think about.

She...she just wanted to survive.Um.

Tony stood up, walked to her, and suddenly reached out and patted her on the head: "It's okay if you don't want to live here, these things are too sudden for you, you should think about it carefully." Gently stroking her head, she promised in a low voice: "Trust me, I will protect you."

Adele was stunned.

[A soft voice rang in the ear, with a slightly hoarse magnetic bass, trying to comfort the restless girl in front of her in a gentle way.Adele's eyes suddenly blurred, and she seemed to see a beautiful flower blooming from the cold metal muzzle. 】

For the first time, Adele felt that the subtitler, who had been working to incite emotions, was not so annoying this time.

【Suddenly an illusion appeared in front of her eyes—as if among the huge metal ruins, there were fragile flowers blooming beside the cold shadows.At that moment, she understood that it was the soft heart of a person whose appearance was covered by metal armor.The warm fragrance flowing beside the flowers is so reassuring. 】

【Just because of the tenderness revealed at that moment, she even wanted to sleep peacefully on this metal. 】

At this time, Tony bent down beside her, kissed her forehead lightly, and said softly: "I don't force you, think about it carefully."

Adele suddenly became messy in the wind.

Oh my God, a stickman is so handsome!

She never imagined that a stick figure could be so attractive.

As a result, Adele, who was moved and burst into tears, hugged Tony's thigh tightly, and whimpered while wiping her tears while sniffling: "I'll go! From today onwards, you will be my real father! Of course I will go!"

Hey, she was willing to be blown into fireworks by the villain.

Colorful auspicious clouds ah woo woo woo!

Iron Man, who has comforted the masses at the scene of disasters many times, watched this scene with satisfaction and rubbed Adele's hair: "It's so good."

Sure enough, sincerity is useless. Since ancient times, only routines have won people's hearts.

The author has something to say: Babies, I update every day.

And I just wrote it yesterday.

What happened to the bunch of kids in my text who thought they had read a trap? ?

Did you come back to urge updates after traveling to the future?