When a superhero becomes a stickman

"You want to adopt me?"

【Tony Stark sat in front of her with his legs crossed. His expensive suit was opened because of his casual posture. There was no tie on his shirt, but a few buttons were casually undone, revealing a wheat-colored chest.He sat casually, crossed his fingers on his lap, and looked at her with a complacent look]

Adele stared at the stickman version of the domineering president for a while, and said helplessly, "And you came to inform me, not me?"

Tony nodded with satisfaction, as if pleased with her superior understanding.

Immediately afterwards, he suddenly frowned again, and looked at the despairing Adele in frustration: "Scream and cheer, baby, after all, it's still very troublesome for Daddy to adopt you..." He said helplessly He waved his hand: "I was blackmailed by your vampire parents."

impossible.

Where is such a good thing.

And this guy called her miss this morning, now he calls her... baby?

Do you really treat her like a daughter?

(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻Who wants to be the daughter of a superhero! Who knows where she will die without a sound one day! Who knows if the villain will grab his daughter and threaten him when he gets angry!

For example, do you let these innocent children die, or do you let your precious adopted daughter die?

For another example, I want all the pain you put on me to take revenge on your daughter.

For another example, if your heroism killed my innocent son, then I want you to experience the pain of losing a child.

Again, for example——

No more examples!Definitely inappropriate!Even if you are tortured to death by your stepmother, running naked every day is not appropriate!

【Adele sits nervously on the chair, with her little head buried deeply, her slender fingers tightly grasping the hem of her clothes, her originally pale cheeks were stained with a blush of surprise, for herself by God Chosen and overwhelmed, she doesn't even know what to say to the man in front of her, and she desperately wonders what she has to do to repay him. 】

……

Surprise egg!Are you scared to pee!

Adele found that Mr. Subtitles was not willing to follow her will at all, and she performed bitter scenes to guide her emotions every day.

[Tony sat on the sofa complacently, but his confident look quickly disappeared. He originally thought that wealth, fine wine, and fine clothes would be very attractive to her, but he didn't expect that she would just sit silently across from her. , and... a crazy look? 】

Adele said firmly: "I won't go."

I don't want to die yet!

Tony said in a coaxing tone: "It might work for other people, Daddy will be angry."

(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ Who wants to fight wits and bravery with the hydra green devil! It is not her dream in life to die at the hands of an ugly villain with a lot of nonsense!

Tony shrugged helplessly: "I thought about this problem before I came here, but the only thing I thought about before was that if you don't want to go with me, it doesn't matter if you send you to a mutant school, but now I don't Thinking about it this way—that boy just beat someone because of you, right? I think the guy he beat up was quite powerful? You want to be the kind of guy who gets into trouble and can’t make ends meet?"

Adele: "..."

Is such a cunning and dishonest person really a superhero?

Shouldn't superheroes be the kind of little justice who can only be stupid and save people?

Tony said again: "And you were framed for stealing just now, and now they think you didn't steal, just looking at my face, if you don't want to be adopted by me, the school will tell your parents about your stealing, think about you What will your stepmother do to you?"

He took out a cigar and wanted to light it, but suddenly found that there were children here, so he had to take it back again, with a sly smile on his face: "And they have cheated a lot of money from me. The money suddenly disappeared, can you think of your end?"

He said, suddenly felt that something was wrong, frowned and said: "Wait a minute, why do I have the illusion that I am trafficking people?"

Adele sighed helplessly.

lost to him.

She could only say: "What's the reason? I don't get good grades, I don't look special, I'm hated at school, and my family members are so sick. You're a businessman with no profit, why did you adopt me? "

Tony: "First of all, I wanted to hire you at the beginning, but you are still so young." He said, made a gesture, and gestured for Adele's size—like a pea diced, with a button, so small Tooth gaps are not enough.

Tony put on a forced and helpless look: "In order to avoid such a good resource being robbed, being a father is much more cost-effective than being a boss."

He looked at Adele's confused look, and before she could ask, he said, "Do you still remember what you asked for my autograph this morning?"

Of course Adele remembered.

That was after Tony had saved her life under the cement quads.

Wrapped in a bed sheet, Adele chased after him, even if the other party was just a stickman with peasy eyes, she couldn't hold back, and said in a tone of looking up to the male god: "Mr. Stark, can you give me one?" signature?"

Signature of the real Iron Man!

Who knows how much it can sell for!

Then she won't have to go hungry every morning.

Tony turned around, looked at the ruins where she couldn't find the paper at all, and said half-jokingly: "Where is the sign, on your collarbone or on your chest?"

Adele looked at him with a frown, then abruptly opened the sheet wrapped around her body, and looked down at her naked self.

...how did he see the collarbone from the bunch of lines?Chest?Isn't everything from the neck down into a silly line?

Tony was almost blinded by her amazing move, out of respect, he turned his eyes gentlemanly and looked away.

Looking at the child's movements, she is looking for a...suitable place for her autograph all over her body?

I have to say that the little girl has a good figure, ahem.

The superhero thought shamelessly.Well, it's just that he has a hot personality, and this kid is still too young, so... it's not suitable.

Anyway, Adele couldn't find where the collarbone was, so she estimated that the place where the two lines converged should be the buttocks, as for the chest and stomach...

Ha ha, ignore it.Anyway, it must be on the line that blends with the neck.

Out of respect, she wrapped the sheets around the threads on her body, so as not to blind Mr. Iron Man's eyes.

Adele stretched out her little arm wrapped in the sheet and said, "Is it okay to sign the sheet?"

The understanding Iron Man should have said: "No problem." After he finished speaking, he signed and asked: "You are still too young, and some movements are not very suitable for you..."

Adele rolled her eyes while he couldn't see.

What's so embarrassing about lines!

How conservative is your world!

This group of stickmen who have never seen the world.

After signing, Tony suddenly felt like joking with her, so he smiled at her lightly, took out his helmet and handed it to her: "Little beauty, sign for me too?"

This is one of the most common ways he uses to amuse his fans. Most fans will scream in surprise when they encounter this situation, although only he knows that he will immediately wipe off the traces of the marker pen as soon as he gets home. Can't remember who the other party is.

But so what?This can make it appear that he is an Iron Man who respects everyone, rather than a superhero who is aloof.

However, Adele didn't seem to have any strong reaction, she just took a pen casually, scribbled on his helmet, and signed her name.

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Tony, who was sitting in the school conference room, put his hands into a spire and put them under his chin, carefully observing the reaction of the girl opposite: "You signed this, right?"

He pointed with his chin to the helmet on the table between the two of them.

Adele looked at the name above and didn't see anything wrong.

Tony reached out, took back the helmet placed in front of her, and wiped it with a handkerchief: "I gave you the pen, of course I know that the writing on metal with that pen is very easy to erase, but it's strange yes--"

He dipped the water in the glass and continued to wipe it in front of Adele: "The name you wrote can't be wiped off."

Adele blankly watched him wipe his helmet for a long time, unable to understand the essence of it: "So you... want me to compensate?"

Tony said: "What's more interesting is that I took some material from it and found that the part that turned black had completely changed from my usual metal to another black metal, and it had penetrated into the helmet. I think You are probably just a mutant with special abilities, you can turn the place you touch into some metal that belongs to you, it's nothing special."

【The careless expression subsided, and turned into an extremely serious expression.Her deep eyes fixed on Adele in front of her, and her sharp gaze made her impossible to hide.That gaze was like a heavy shackle, locking her completely on the chair. 】

Tony said: "The most important thing is that when I wanted to destroy this insufficiently pure helmet, Jarvis, my butler, actually told me that my authority was insufficient."

He said and smiled helplessly: "Do you know that in your own home, destroying the items you created but being told by the housekeeper you wrote that you don't have enough authority is a shocking thing? Miss?"

Adele scratched her head apologetically.

Then she can't just sign for others in the future.

Poor Tony.

By the way, she should have an eraser, maybe she can erase the handwriting?

Tony smiled at her, and continued: "The reason is very simple. He said that this helmet belongs to Ms. Adele Lindbergh, because she signed her name on it. Not only Jarvis, I found that in In an instant, all my documents clearly stated that this helmet is your property, and then I discovered a terrible thing-I better assign my inheritance to you, so that sooner or later It’s yours, so you won’t be unhappy one day, just sign on my building, and I’ll be bankrupt.”

【Then, that saucy smile disappeared, his eyes were like falcons, fixed on Adele, he opened his mouth and asked in a low voice—】

"So, who the hell are you, Miss Lindbergh?"