When a superhero becomes a stickman

Adele felt like she was in a predicament that every mugged person falls into.

Barnes' steel arm clasped her wrist, pulled her in front of him, and said to Steve in a threatening tone: "One more step forward, and she will die."

Adele: "..."

Steve raised his hands, indicating that he was not threatening, and took a step back: "Is this okay?"

Barnes grabbed her by the throat, took a step back, distanced himself from Steve Rogers, and asked Adele in a low voice, "Who is he?"

Adele: "Steve."

Barnes frowned, and continued to ask in a low and hoarse voice: "Didn't you say that Steve was killed by me?"

Adele: "..."

The hole I dug by myself, I had to jump down even when I was kneeling.

Barnes pointed at the person in front of him again with his chin: "He's not Steve, he's just a clumsy agent. Listen, we have to jump from here. If you don't want to get hurt, don't move around..."

Adele is in a hurry, she doesn't want to jump off the fifth floor and fall into a watermelon, okay?

Adele: "Mr. Baji, you believe me, he is really Steve..."

Barnes whispered: "Stop talking nonsense, I know him, he won't wear that disgusting pink flirty shirt."

Adele: "...Don't kill me, give me a chance to kill myself."

Barnes was at a loss for a while, before asking with helpless eyes: "What did you say?"

Adele thought silently, I said I really want to die by myself.

Steve said in a soothing tone as much as possible: "Barnes, I know you don't want Adele, but if you put a gun on Adele's head to negotiate with Tony now, he probably won't be at all." It is impossible to give you any patience, and even kill you immediately with his more advanced and powerful weapons..."

As an old man, Barnes's thinking can't quite keep up with his thinking: "I didn't put the gun on Adele's head, I just held her by the throat."

Steve: "..."

He glanced at the bruise on Adele's neck, and thought that if Tony saw it, it would be no wonder he didn't kill Bucky.

Steve said, "That's just a metaphor, Bucky. It's a metaphor that you're blackmailing someone with his life. Tony Stark is so egotistical, he doesn't take blackmail from anyone."

Barnes suddenly said: "Yes, it is true that putting a gun on your neck will be faster than using your hands, because it takes more force to break your neck."

Adele: "..."

So, Barnes really pointed the gun at Adele's head, and asked Steve in front of him, "You mean that?"

Adele said desperately: "Steve, thank you..."

Steve: "Don't thank me, I didn't help much."

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Adele: "...Thanks to your help, I can die faster!"

The two elderly men next to her were stunned for a long time before they realized that she was talking ironically.

Barnes whispered: "Back slowly, we have to go."

As a result, Adele, who was pointed at the head by the gun, stepped back and looked at Steve in despair: "Steve?"

Steve was worried, looking up at her with a frown.

Adele said: "I know you love your good friend more than me, and I don't beg you to save me, just don't come to harm me next time."

Steve frowned: "Barnes, you know that if you go on like this, it is tantamount to hitting a stone with a pebble. It is impossible for you to negotiate with a furious father. You can only talk with me. I can give you whatever you want."

Barnes said indifferently: "I will not believe a spy who uses the appearance of my good friend."

Steve said softly, "You're the madman who took over my Bucky. He wasn't like this in the past, at least not so shameless, threatening others with a girl's life."

Barnes' expression loosened for a moment, but he still hugged Adele and jumped down from the fifth floor: "Let Stark bring a new arm to exchange his daughter's life. "

The steel arm had already hugged Adele, but it lost control the moment it jumped, and the huge bearing force caused it to burst into sparks, so the slender girl slid down from the wide coat and fell. It rang on the ground below the fifth floor.

Adele was startled.

what.

Captain's chicken soup doesn't work anymore.

what is it now?

... He seems to know nothing but chicken soup.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Wade in his pocket said, "You know what, if I fall, I'm sure I won't die."

Adele: "..."

She simply closed her eyes resignedly.

When she landed, there was a loud sound of bones breaking, and that sound was extremely clear.

A muffled groan came from below the body.

Finally, the frightened Adele opened her eyes.

Hmm... the sound of bones breaking doesn't seem to be hers, because her bones seem to be fine...

just a little pain...

Adele huddled into a ball, and after a long time, she turned her head in fear and looked at Barnes who was under her body as a buffer of human flesh.

The other party distorted his face due to the severe pain, opened his eyes suddenly, and looked at Adele with fierce eyes: "Go down!"

Adele, who was in good health, was startled by him, and only moved a little, and a clearer sound of bones breaking came over.

Barnes was so painful that he almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.

She moved down from Barnes' body, shrunk to the corner of the alley in fear, hugged her knees carefully and looked at him.

The powerful healing ability of the super soldier made him heal quickly, so the shattered bones quickly grew again. He supported the wall with the mechanical arm, stood up, threw away the oil-stained coat on the ground, and put Adele, who was huddled in the corner, covered her completely, and said fiercely in an extremely cold voice: "I told you, it's cold outside."

So, the little hamster Adele was afraid of offending the big guy who just fell to pieces, put on the windbreaker he threw over, and followed him obediently.

Barnes said, "You know if you try to run, I'm going to smash your skull right away?"

Adele: "...um."

Barnes then stopped looking at her and limped forward: "Just know."

The two bypassed the roundup of the Avengers, and soon left New York City and arrived in a small town not far from New York City.By the time the houses in this town appeared at the end of the field of vision, the sun that was originally hanging above the head had fainted and was about to sink into the horizon.

After Barnes got off his motorcycle, he hugged Adele, who was nestled into a ball behind him, with her body and "quilt", and took her into a convenience store.

After grabbing a few larger pieces of bread and buckets of mineral water, he asked Adele, "What do you want?"

Adele looked at his ferocious gaze and the steel arm hidden under the clothes, and said after a while: "...I want a book."

Barnes frowned impatiently: "Book?"

Adele: "...um."

A guide to keeping beasts.

There is no feeding guide, and a symbiosis guide is fine.

Barnes looked over her shoulder at the dusty bookstore opposite the convenience store.

At night, Barnes took her to the corner of the town, handed him everything in his hand, bent down, stared at the huge round metal skin under his feet for a while, and violently Qi pulled up and nodded to Adele: "I'll go in first, and you follow behind."

He stretched out his hand, took the food in Adele's hand and the "Guide to Raising a Murderer", and climbed down the ladder.

It was pitch black below.

Adele was a little scared.

Barnes said below: "You know that even if you run away, I can catch up to you in a minute?"

Adele: "...um."

Barnes: "Come down."

So, Adele carefully climbed down the rusted ladder, but perhaps because the place is too old, when Adele stepped on the rusted ladder, she suddenly stepped on the ground. , the whole person lost his center of gravity and fell down.

Although it was a pitch-black environment, she still fell into that calm and powerful embrace.

...and...that...steel arm that almost killed her.

Barnes put her firmly on the ground, walked to another part of the room, and turned on the light.

Below it turned out to be a house like home.

Barnes looked back at her: "I've been here on a mission before."

Adele looked at the warm and comfortable environment around her in surprise, and said in surprise: "You Hydra's business trip treatment is really good! You can still live in such a romantic place!"

Barnes looked at her silently, with a hint of helplessness in his murderous eyes.

Adele: "...?"

Barnes: "Our mission is to kill the entire family of the people here."

Adele: "..."

This is so weird.

"But don't worry, they don't have any other relatives, so it's perfectly safe to live here," Barnes said.

Adele: "..."

Barnes walked to the door of one of the rooms, turned on the light, and pointed to the cozy room that belonged to girls: "You live here."

After he finished speaking, he put one hand in front of Adele, preventing her from rushing in to hide herself.

Barnes stared at her and whispered, "See that girl in that picture? She was sleeping in this bed, and I stood here and shot her in her sleep."

Adele couldn't help feeling cold all over.

Barnes let go of his hand: "So you'd better remember that I saved you today not because you are a fragile girl who needs a man to protect you, but because once you are dead or seriously injured, I will be killed by you." That lunatic adoptive father hunted him down, understand?"

Adele immediately nodded obediently: "Understood! I'm worth your new arm!"

Barnes looked into her eyes, frowned and stared for a while: "So, you know that if you do anything, I can kill you like I killed that girl?"

Adele was a little afraid of her, and moved away in small steps: "...I see, I won't make you angry."

Barnes stopped staring at her and turned away.

After she left, Adele was relieved.

She immediately rushed to the table, thinking that if this is a girl's room, there must be a pen.

However, Adele quickly searched the table, however she found nothing.

There are no pens, paper, anything related to drawing things.

Maybe they just escaped here, and they were all wiped out by the Hydra chasers in their sleep at night, so there was no time to take out these things?

No matter what, she can always find it, but the premise is that she must be patient and never make classmate Ba Ji angry.

As for Barnes, he was standing in the living room, looking at the pile of things in front of him with folded arms.

Well, the girl is very strange, give her a chance to buy something, she doesn't buy toys, but this kind of thing.

In the eyes of a 90-year-old super soldier, Adele is simply a little kid with a button on her little finger. Usually, a piece of candy for dessert and a small airplane or car can coax her to stop crying.

...Maybe so, Barnes thought, crossing his shoulders.

He stretched out his hand, picked up the book, and stared at the words on it with a frown: Guide to Raising Fierce Beasts?

What is she looking at this for?

Barnes looked around, wondering if there was a beast here?

He looked around, but apparently there was none.

Since there is no her, what's the point?

Girls are a strange thing, Barnes thought, raising an eyebrow.

At this time, Adele's voice came from the door of the next room: "Is there a bathroom here!"

She seemed to be very afraid of herself, and hid far away for fear of offending him and being shot in the head.

Without looking up, Barnes pointed in a direction.

So, Adele tiptoed out like a thief, and then ran out like crazy.

She pinched the corner of her clothes a little nervously, and timidly looked at Barnes who was flipping through the book with his steel arms: "That... Bucky..."

Barnes obviously didn't like being called that, but he looked up impatiently and glanced at her.

Adele hid in a corner shyly, and said carefully: "I... have to go out and do some shopping."

Barnes was obviously annoyed by her words. He had given her the chance to go shopping just now, but she didn't buy it. Why did she want to cause trouble at this time?

Girls are really annoying.

However, he made an exception and did not lose his temper. He just frowned at Adele, hoping that she would stop messing around and go to sleep obediently.

Adele: "Although you are over 90 years old, I don't know if you have heard that girls have bad luck for a few days every month. These days they may be robbed, and their stomachs may be It hurts, and then maybe a necessary thing is missing at this time of being robbed and having a stomach ache..."

Barnes summed it up briefly: "You have a stomachache and need diarrhea medicine?"

Adele said desperately: "No, I'm having my period."

Apparently since Barnes woke up, Hydra didn't teach him any physiological knowledge at all, but said impatiently: "Isn't it a diarrhea medicine? What kind of medicine is that?"

Adele summed it up succinctly: "...I bleed."

Barnes frowned: "You didn't bleed. I was the one who broke the bone when we fell upstairs. Well, I've had enough, you stop messing around now and go to sleep."

Adele was about to go crazy, she really didn't know how to explain menstruation to this robber who lacked physiological knowledge, she could only grit her teeth and said in a pleading tone: "I'm really bleeding, and this It will last three to five days..."

Barnes looked at her indifferently: "Where are you bleeding? Let me see."

Adele: "..."

Fuck it!

Speaking of which, when she passed the bookstore just now, why didn't she buy a copy of Common Sense of Female Physiology!

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