When a superhero becomes a stickman

Recently Steve discovered a serious problem.

Every morning Natasha has to say good morning to a rabbit with a pair of ears of unequal length.

And she also takes this ugly rabbit to every place she goes, hangs the rabbit on the table, and looks at it with disgust when she is working: "I'm working, don't bother me."

When eating, he gritted his teeth and said to it: "Okay, I'm going to eat, goodbye."

Steve suddenly felt a little horrified.

After all, even if Natasha is to him, it is rare to be able to say "Good morning Steve, your pink shirt is very nice", unless two people are locked in the elevator at the same time, the beauty will give him a smile, Say two formal words to him.

So Steve also said to Natasha: "Good morning, Natasha. Your rabbit is very cute."

Natasha's expression turned pale immediately: "Yes, very cute."

After she smiled perfunctorily, she turned her head away, staring at the numbers on the elevator, and refused to say another word.

So, after the elevator stopped, Steve smiled at her and said, "Goodbye."

Then, waved to the rabbit: "Goodbye, rabbit."

After Natasha stared at him for a moment with the eyes of a traitor, she raised the corner of her mouth stiffly and left.

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When Peter knocked on the window urgently from outside Adele's window, she was buried in a tangle of hair that could be faked, and she was video calling Professor Charles.

Peter has some problems recently, whether the ability he got will disappear, so every moment he is outside becomes extremely dangerous. Peter, who is facing the problem of being unable to climb the glass, is desperately trying to find a way in the Stark Tower. On the ninth floor, they knocked on the glass desperately.

Adele was getting her head out of a big wig, and she said to Professor Charles who kept a calm smile in the video: "You asked me to try to draw some more common things, I... got inspiration from some special images , draw a straight line."

Professor Charles looked at her tenderly, not feeling offended by "some special images" at all, and continued to ask gently: "And then?"

Adele glanced at the rapidly growing hair behind her, and pulled over the piece of paper with growing hair: "I forgot to draw the endpoints when I drew the straight lines, so they are now infinitely extending, and the consequences may be a bit serious."

Peter outside the window roared, but it still failed to reach the room surrounded by thick glass.

He watched helplessly as more and more hair grew in the room, and it was about to overwhelm Adele.

Adele said: "In fact, these infinitely extended straight lines have grown faster than I can wipe off. I have asked Jarvis to urgently create a spray that can eliminate fountain pens for me, but the ingredients are still there. designing……"

She lowered her head in disappointment: "My dad seems to be quite busy, and he doesn't want to help me, a brat, find time to make a useless spray."

The professor asked in a gentle tone: "How many lines did you draw in total?"

Adele glanced at it: "I just drew three straight lines, but now these three straight lines have become an irreversible situation... You have also seen the hair in this room..."

The professor smiled gently and said humorously, "I've always yearned for such a large amount of hair. But Adele, have you ever tried to draw endpoints on a straight line that hasn't changed yet?"

Adele despaired: "But the straight line I drew is no longer visible on the paper..."

Professor Charles said: "Then dot it on the hair that grows."

Adele clicked on it suspiciously, and found that the hair no longer grew on the paper.

She breathed a sigh of relief.

Peter on the glass lost his strength and fell from upstairs. Adele heard a scream from outside the window.

Moments later, a cobweb covered her window.

Adele rushed over in a hurry and opened the window, watching the little spider struggling to climb up the spider web bit by bit from the bottom of several floors.After he went through all kinds of hardships and finally came in, he was almost scared to fall out again by the hair all over the room.

After looking at the filaments in the room, Peter opened his mouth and said awkwardly: "I...I heard that you are leaving for Gotham soon, so I came to say goodbye to you. I wanted to spend more time with you Yes, but as you can see, I am very busy now..."

Adele nodded understandingly: "Busy to save the world."

Peter scratched his head with his hand and nodded.

Adele pulled away the big pile of hair on the bed, and found him a place to sit: "Actually, I just went there for a while. After Tony finished the business, I still have to go back to New York." University. Although I don’t seem to be very suitable for college.”

She glanced at the hair spreading around her, and was very afraid that this horrible scene would completely scare her future roommates.

Peter said seriously: "I also think that for the sake of others, you'd better not live on campus."

Adele: "..."

The professor behind him clearly knew that he had been forgotten, so he said helplessly, "Adele, you will be welcome to the school of mutants."

Adele realized that she had forgotten the professor, and quickly turned around to apologize to him, and said rather embarrassedly: "But I should not be a mutant, so it doesn't matter?"

Professor Charles smiled gently: "It's okay, if you want to come, you are always welcome here." After he finished speaking, he said goodbye to Adele: "Come here today, treat your friends well, goodbye."

After speaking, he turned off the screen.

Peter beside her shrugged: "That's good, after all, you don't need a degree certificate to find a job."

Adele looked at Peter, who was sweating profusely and still couldn't make enough money for his work, and suddenly said, "I haven't paid you the wages you paid for buying rabbits for me." I realized that I didn't know where my pocket money was thrown, so I simply drew two crooked rectangles on the paper, stared at the paper and said: "I don't know how much money I will draw... Sometimes It's a one-dollar sheet, sometimes a stack of a hundred dollars..."

Then, the two watched helplessly as a small stack of brand new hundred-dollar bills floated out of the white paper.

Classmate Peter was dumbfounded.

Adele: "...one half?"

However, the stack of banknotes continued to emerge without any sign of stopping.

Adele was immediately dumbfounded, holding the heavy banknotes on the paper in one hand, and shouted frantically: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!"

The nimble Peter threw himself in front of the computer, and after connecting to the network many times, he looked back helplessly: "There seems to be a problem with the network over there, and there are many contacts—"

As soon as he turned around, he found that Adele was holding the ever-increasing banknotes with tears streaming down her face, and almost cried: "I'm probably going to cause an economic crisis and inflation..."

A small room was flooded with hair, and now it is flooded with banknotes.

Peter: "..."

What a beautiful scene.

Adele tried to shake off the banknotes on the paper, and said with a sad face: "Is it because the straight line I drew has no connection? Please help me to see if there is any connection..."

However, banknotes were still pouring out of the paper, so Peter could only squat down and recognize the problem of the rectangle in those few seconds: "Here, here is not completely connected."

Adele handed the paper to Peter, squatted down and finally found the terrible interface, and quickly tried to connect it.

This time, Jarvis's voice sounded softly: "Miss, Mr. Osborne is visiting, do you want to open the door?"

Adele almost cried when the banknotes fell from the paper: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Finally, before being smashed to death by the banknotes, Adele finally connected the fatal straight line.

The infinitely extended straight line finally has an endpoint, and banknotes will no longer pour out without limit.

Both of them breathed a sigh of relief at the same time.

At this moment, the door creaked and opened.

Harry Osborn stood at the door with a strange expression, and it took him a while to say: "...I want to see you off."

Forget about the room full of hair and banknotes, but the two people in front of them still seem to be sweating profusely and half dead?

Harry frowned and looked at the two people in the room, and said in an indescribable tone, "What... are you doing?"

Peter was standing, and Adele squatted in front of him, looking like she was about to cry...

There is also a room full of unknown objects.

Harry didn't want to think about it any further.

Adele: "...I drew three hairs for the professor?"

Harry covered his eyes: "...Stop talking, you stand up first."

Adele said again: "...Then do you lack pocket money?"

Harry covered his face dumbfounded, turned his head away, and pointed to Peter, who had just climbed up from the nineteenth floor and was sweating profusely: "And Peter, you put on your pants first."

Peter: "???? I was wearing it???"

Adele: "????"

The author has something to say: My name is procrastination

my name is procrastination

my name is procrastination