When a superhero becomes a stickman

Natasha really didn't know how to answer the child, because she was going to throw this rabbit into the trash can next to it after buying it - sorting recyclables.

As for Adele in front of her, she opened her beautiful eyes wide and waited anxiously for her answer.

So, Natasha had to show a perfunctory smile: "I will take good care of it, it is very cute. Can you come with me now?"

Adele continued to stare at her... overhead with wide eyes.

[Natasha’s stiff smile in front of her is completely unnatural. Although she is good at deceiving people, she doesn’t want to deceive this innocent-looking girl at the moment, but such a pitiful little compassion will not prompt She really took this ugly rabbit and endured it.Natasha thought, as soon as the results of the interrogation came out, she would immediately throw this ugly rabbit with two ears, one long and one short, into the trash can—the recyclable category. 】

Adele: "..."

I was cheated by the beautiful sister, so sad.

Adele pouted angrily: "I won't go with you. You are a big liar. If you dislike my bunny ears, let it be long and short, and you have to throw it into the recycling category!"

Natasha, who has always been the best at observing words and expressions, was completely dumbfounded.

It's fine for this girl to see that she doesn't like rabbits, but how could she see that she still wants to throw rabbits into the recycling category?

Adele: "I just see that you want to put my bunny in the recycling bin! I won't sell it to you!"

Natasha: "..."

【Natasha silently stared at the girl in front of her, and felt that talking to her was really troublesome, so she might as well knock her unconscious and carry her into the car. 】

However, her thoughts were only fleeting, and Adele suddenly jumped up and ran back: "Peter wants Natasha to knock me out and stuff me into the car!"

Natasha: "..."

What the hell is this girl!

Adele quickly hid behind the little spider, and said angrily to the robot arm: "Not only will she throw my rabbit into the trash can, she will knock me unconscious and take me back!"

Immediately, the robot arm became angry and swished, trying to warn Natasha not to do anything excessive with a creaking sound.

Seeing that she had already run away at the fastest speed, Natasha would probably cause a commotion if she walked over to find her, and her two companions would definitely help her—she didn't want to put a woman in front of everyone. The girl was forcibly dragged into the car.

So, Natasha took out her mobile phone and called Tony: "Do you know that someone is illegally setting up a street stall in front of your company? This person is a suspect of S.H.I.E.L.D. It's not convenient for me to do it. Can you give me two Can the security guard help me?"

Tony replied very naturally: "I know, my daughter."

Natasha: "..."

Then, he said softly in a natural and threatening tone: "Are you going to take her away and lock her up? Do you know this is my door?"

Natasha looked at the little girl who was concentrating on drawing on the paper, and said helplessly: "That is to say, you hacked the land of SHIELD? Do you know how much that land is worth?" ?”

Mr. Tony replied gently: "I didn't hack it, it was my daughter who hacked it. If you treat her to an ice cream, maybe she will pay you back."

Natasha was finally irritated by his indifferent tone: "Ice cream? Do you think I'm joking with you?"

Tony added: "Strawberry would be the best."

Then, he hung up the phone very calmly.

Natasha: "..."

She called again, but Tony didn't answer.No matter how many times you call back, it is Jarvis's gentle voice that can drive people crazy: "Hi, sir is busy with work, is there anything I can do for you?"

Natasha replied briefly: "Let him answer the phone."

Jarvis: "Although I am a relatively advanced artificial intelligence, I judge that it will be more effective for me to pretend to be a relatively low-level artificial intelligence at this time. Hello, sir is busy with work, may I help you ?"

Natasha: "..."

Whether it is artificial intelligence or living people, the Stark family is very difficult to deal with!

She turned her head and decided to forcefully take the girl away, so she strode forward, showed a beautiful smile at Peter who was standing in front of Adele, and pushed him away while he was distracted , reaching out to grab Adele.

However, what she didn't expect was that the ordinary-looking boy dodged her push as quickly as possible, and made a move faster than her, holding the hand she extended to Adele.

As an agent, she knew very well that such a quick reaction was definitely not something ordinary people could make, so she stopped quickly and returned to her polite and gentle look.

Natasha smiled at Adele: "Aren't you willing to go with me?"

Adele hid behind Peter, only showing a pair of big eyes to look at her timidly, and whispered: "But you want to knock me out and put me in the car." After she finished speaking, she looked at her Palm of the hand, said to Natasha: "I heard that if you give presents to beautiful girls, they won't be angry, so how about I give you a present?"

She opened her palm, handed a necklace to Natasha, and whispered, "Can't rabbits, can little swans?"

Natasha glanced at the shining necklace, recognized the expensive diamond on it, and frowned: "I don't want diamonds, I just want to get back the piece of land that belongs to S.H.I.E.L.D. that you stole."

It was only then that Adele remembered the fact that she had painted houses everywhere in the past two days.

Adele tilted her head and thought for a while, then said, "Then I'll go back and wipe it off."

Natasha: "...?"

Why can't she understand everything this kid says?

Natasha frowned: "Are you really clear about the situation? Now all the relevant government documents show that this land is your property. The most important thing is that you have hacked into the government's system, which in itself constitutes a very serious crime." Serious crime, do you understand?"

Natasha waved the mobile phone in her hand threateningly: "If you don't want to go with me now, I will call the police immediately, and you will be arrested for endangering national security."

Adele continued to blink her beautiful eyes obediently: "But you have no proof~"

Natasha: "..."

indeed.

Even the paper documents ten years ago clearly show that the land is owned by "Adele Lindbergh".

Adele said: "Look, you all looked for it, and the documents from ten years ago all show that they belong to me."

Natasha now understands that this child has the ability to read minds, and she will use it at any time without limiting it.

Adele: "...I don't have the ability to read minds."

She pointed to the top of Natasha's head: "It's what you think comes out."

Adele felt that if she kept pretending to be crazy like this, Natasha would be mad at herself.

She blinked obediently, and handed over the shining necklace in her hand in a friendly way: "Pretty sister, don't be angry, you don't like the necklace, I can give you something else."

Then, Natasha watched helplessly as the girl in front of her brought out an ak47□ from somewhere, and asked in a cute tone: "Then can I use this to keep you from getting angry?"

Natasha pointed at the gun: "..."

Peter was obviously taken aback by the gun: "Where did you get this thing?"

Adele said: "My dad gave it to me. If you want it, I'll ask Tony to give it to you too."

Natasha was impressed by this girl who just pretended to be stupid no matter what she said, and never talked about business.

She's seen rogues.

Never seen such a rascal.

Harry said from the side: "The lady just wants to go back to her... land? Has Mr. Stark forced the demolition again?"

Natasha supported her head and admitted defeat: "I will treat your rabbit well, so please don't pretend to be a fool anymore, and come with me."

Only then did Adele show a sly smile: "Then say good morning to it every morning, and good night to it every night."

Natasha, who was forced to compromise, looked at the deformed rabbit in her hand: "Good afternoon."

Then, she looked at Adele with a helpless expression, which probably meant——

That's always okay, right?

Adele continued to spread her hands rascally: "But I still have 120 rabbits that have not been sold."

Natasha gritted her teeth and smiled.

She grabbed a rabbit from the pile of plush rabbits, stretched out her hand and brushed her hair back, and walked out coquettishly, stopping in front of a man in a suit, showing a charming smile: "Do you think my hand How is the rabbit here?"

The man in the suit was fascinated by her demeanor and forgot to answer for a while.

The smile on Natasha's face changed from coquettish to gritted teeth, and she lowered her voice and said, "Listen, I'm going to coax a rascal girl, so you buy me all the rabbits here immediately, And promise her you'll say good morning to a hundred damn rabbits every morning, remember?"

The man in the suit opened his mouth, but didn't say anything, and immediately bought a rabbit out of his pocket.

Natasha gritted her teeth and smiled back: "Is this all right, little rascal?"