[Comprehensive] IQ is not a problem

Maori Detective Agency——

"Really, Conan sauce, even if you have to come back late, you can't be so late, it's time for dinner."

As soon as he returned, Xinzi received a loving education from Xiao Xunran.

At first, Xinzi felt that it was too shameful to act cute in front of Xiaolan.But for things like being cute, there is only a difference between zero and countless times, so selling it, shame and so on... It just turned into a cloud in the sky.

Just like at this moment, without any psychological barriers, he raised an expression of innocence and innocence that contained a little grievance and shame, and said in a soft milky voice:

"I'm sorry, sister Xiaolan, I won't do it next time."

At this time, Yuanzi, who was originally in Xiaolan's room, came over and mercilessly poked:

"This little guy's ability to pretend to be pitiful is getting better every day."

Xinzi: ... Tsk, you talk a lot of nonsense, and it's so late, why don't you go back to your castle in a hurry, miss.

Just when Xinzi and Yuanzi stared at each other, Xiaolan noticed the huge tennis bag that Xinzi was carrying:

"Hey~ Conan-chan, where did you get your tennis equipment?"

"Ah, it's borrowed from the school tennis club."

Xinzi still remembers when Mr. Xiaolin took her to the tennis club to borrow equipment, and those warriors who used love to generate electricity entrusted this equipment to her with a tragic face, and it was short of the sentence "Please let It's happy, please" line.Well, in fact, it is not incomprehensible. Who made Didan Elementary School Tennis Club feel the ubiquitous atmosphere of poverty as soon as they stepped into the living room. After all, they are so poor that only love is left:

"Ah, by the way, sister Xiaolan, I signed up (actually I was signed up) to participate in the Mihua Town Interschool Tennis Competition in half a month, so I may go home later in the next two weeks."

"Hey~ Conan-chan, you know how to play tennis, come on~" Xiaolan bent down and encouraged with a smile.

Xinzi scratched her head in embarrassment... Please don't give me love and encouragement, I really just plan to play to make up the numbers.

Looking at Xinzi's huge tennis bag, Yuanzi's first reaction was to think of the handsome guy who also brought a tennis bag to the school this afternoon:

"Hey, hey, Lan, the handsome guy who came to the school looking for a new kid this afternoon seems to be a good tennis player too. By the way, do you still remember the last time you went to see Lihai University's tennis exhibition match? Is he handsome! Okay, next time if we want to catch a handsome guy, we will go to the tennis court!"

Xinzi chuckled in his heart... Then you are welcome to visit the Mihua Town Primary School Tennis Tournament half a month later, but you probably won't be able to be the princess of those little tennis princes, you can only be their stepmother, um, the kind of stepmother.

However, Echizen Ryuya went to Teidan High School with a tennis bag on his back to look for her... Heh, as expected, he went to school to look for her on the way after practice. It is impossible to look for her just to be with her Let's play tennis together while blowing the breeze of Mihua Town, so don't set up a persona who is an affectionate and good man, soul light!

……

Yuanzi stayed directly for dinner, and after dinner, he and Xiaolan went to the bedroom to chat with their girlfriends.

Xinzi originally wanted to play games for a while, but Uncle Maori wanted to watch the show hosted by Yoko Okino tonight, and directly took away the right to use the TV in the living room of the office, so Xinzi had to go to Xiaolan's bedroom and use the bedroom This little TV in the house.

While playing games, he was forced to listen to the private conversations between Xiaolan and Yuanzi.

Of course, the theme of Yuanzi naturally revolves around "If you go to the tennis court to catch a high-quality tennis player", the new son is so annoyed that he wants to throw the game handle, and then directly tells Yuanzi that you just hold a game A "Suzuki Cup Tennis Grand Prix" is not enough. The reward for the final winner is a sweet kiss from Miss Suzuki and entrustment for the rest of her life.

...Shouldn't any contestant choose to abstain halfway, right?

And the two people sitting by the bed behind them chatted and talked back to Echizen Ryuya.

"When I heard Xinzi's emotional intelligence idiot say that it was her white moonlight on the phone today, I was taken aback. I didn't expect her eyes... Well, it's quite normal." Yuanzi said with a smile.

Xinzi: ... So what kind of image of my Bai Yueguang did you make up in your mind before, is it a steel Dum robot? !

"Actually, I was also taken aback. I was worried that if Xinzi's thinking in this area is so different from ordinary people, if he is not careful, he will be abducted by some strange person." Xiaolan said to Yuanzi this time. quite agree with the point of view.

Xinzi: ...My dear Lan Jiang, you actually said that, and I don't even think about what kind of monsters and ghosts can abduct a Marysu of my level!

And the duo of girlfriends over there became more and more involved in chatting, Yuanzi asked enthusiastically:

"Hey, hey, Xiaolan, what do you think of that boy today? Is he right with Xinzi Deng? Even though such a handsome and wild boy fell into the hands of Xinzi's love idiot, it would be a bit violent But it’s rare that there is a boy who can open up that guy Xinzi a little bit, so we can’t let it go!”

Xinzi: ...Hey, what you say is like an old mother who is worried that her daughter will not get married and is desperately grabbing every opportunity!Also, what does it mean to fall into my hands and become violent!Apologize to Shinko Kudo for her brilliant Mary Su halo, you!

Hearing Yuanzi's question, Xiaolan seemed to really think about this question seriously, and after thinking about it, she said:

"How should I put it...Xinzi is different from most girls, not only that her love brain is completely negative, but also the kind of lifestyle she yearns for... Let's use an analogy, Xinzi has always regarded Holmes as the benchmark of her life. If Xinzi is Sherlock Holmes, then I think what she needs is the company of a man like Watson, who truly understands and cares for her, and as long as she has If needed, she can appear by her side at any time and fight side by side with her. And in this kind of relationship, there are more than just love, and there are more emotions beyond love, but I think this is Xinzi’s true love. needs."

"Hmm... Indeed, the script of normal love is not suitable for that guy..." Yuanzi also agrees with Xiaolan's words.

At this time, looking up at Xinzi, who was holding the gamepad in front of him and sitting motionless on the ground, Xiaolan reminded:

"What's the matter? Conan sauce? Isn't this game over?"

And Xinzi seemed to have just come back to her senses at this moment, looked at the screen on the screen that had been GG because of her giving up operation at some point, and hurriedly started the next round:

"Oh, it's nothing... There was a slight problem with the game handle, and it's fine now..."

……

At night, it was the dead of night, but Xinzi didn't feel sleepy. The words that Xiaolan and Yuanzi said tonight, as well as Echizen Ryuya's big pig's hoofed face kept flashing in her brain.

Doesn't she look a bit like a young girl who is trapped in love?

But when she thought of this... Hey, she got goosebumps all over her body. Do you want to be so hypocritical? !Is she, Kudo Mariko, such a hypocritical person? !What is the use of love brain? !Can you help her solve the riddle? !Can you help her reason? !Can you help her improve her IQ? !We must bear in mind Sherlock Holmes's warning words!

We are all famous detectives with no emotions!

...But I still can't sleep.

In the end, Xinzi took out his mobile phone out of boredom, accidentally went to an exchange community platform for emotional consultation, and posted a post asking for help——

[Title: Can't sleep, please solve my doubts, urgent! 】

The specific content of the post is as follows:

[When I was traveling two years ago, I met a boy on the beach in a foreign country, and I experienced many things with him.After the trip, before returning to China, he asked me if I would like to date him, and then continue to travel together, I chose to refuse for my career.In the next two years, we didn't have any contact, and I only thought of him occasionally, and regarded him as the white moonlight in my heart.As a result, two years later, we reunited due to various accidents, but because of various accidents, I look like a completely different person now compared to two years ago... The degree of change is as big as you want No brain can connect the past me with the present me, and of course he doesn't recognize me.So now when the two of us are together, he just treats me like a new friend... or rather, little sister?In short, because of this matter, I have been troubled recently, and I can't sleep now, so please clarify. 】

In fact, this post was originally made purely because she couldn't sleep and was too bored, but when Xinzi Bailai waited for a reply and soon received a flood of replies from netizens...she couldn't sleep at all.

Because of the reply below... the collective gave her a crooked floor! ! !

No one started discussing her emotional problems, instead they all revolved around one topic... plastic surgery? !

[Oh my god, which hospital did you get plastic surgery for the landlord!It can be so reborn, please recommend! 】

Well, the plastic surgery has shrunk my body, do you want to try it too? !Pure drug treatment, no pain and no scars, one pill will be effective!

[Since the host has chosen plastic surgery, he must have the courage to face criticism. Plastic surgery is not shameful, it is just the pursuit of beauty, so he must be brave and shout out! 】

Hehe, if she yelled out loud, the black-hearted organization that fed her medicine the next day would take her back and use it as a guinea pig or even a human specimen!

[I'm more curious about how ugly the host was before he chose to change his face?And in such an ugly situation, that boy still asks for a relationship, which means he really loves you! 】

You are ugly!Your whole family is ugly!Do you know what level of Mary Sue you offended!

Within an hour of posting, it was popularly searched all the way to the homepage of this emotional forum, triggering discussions on the topic of "whether plastic surgery is reasonable".

And this post was finally summed up by a poem posted by a netizen who is quite literary and artistic… Well, that’s right, it’s the song "The Farthest Distance in the World"——

【The farthest distance in the world is the distance between a bird and a fish. One soars into the sky, while the other dives deep into the sea. 】

To this, Xinzi said: Ah... Bah!Let Miss Suzuki buy your website tomorrow!

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