[Comprehensive] IQ is not a problem
Chapter 45 Don't Know About Hygiene?
"You two, do you want to continue the competition...Ah, speaking of which, your serve is not over yet, please continue."
Long Ya twirled the racket with one hand, and gestured with the other to continue your abused journey.
Sasaki and his son: "..."
At this time, the young detective team on the side "kindly" reminded little Sasaki:
"This despicable big brother, you'd better not compare..."
Little Sasaki was still desperately trying to find a good-sounding reason for retreating at this time, but these brats opened their mouths like this... Who made you talk so much!You won't be quietly serving as a background board!
Little Sasaki had no choice but to bite the bullet and said, "Hmph, the real competition is just starting now..."
As soon as this beautiful sentence was thrown out, the young detectives continued to make friendly reminders:
"...But big brother, your pants are wet, don't you need to change them?"
Little Sasaki looked down subconsciously, only to find that...the crotch of the trousers had been wet for some time, and there was still an unknown liquid dripping continuously.
Xinzi, who has always been upright, also directly made a brilliant summary:
"This is the frightening pee in the legend... Well, I have learned a lot."
Well, yes, the one who frightened Xiao Sasaki to pee just now was Tianma Meteor, who would have just pierced the barbed wire fence if Long Ya hadn't held back his strength to prevent accidental injury to the onlookers.
Accompanied by the roar of laughter from the audience, the old Sasaki hurriedly pulled his son away, but before he ran out of the gate of the stadium, he was blocked by the uncle of the administrator of the garden in the middle of the street with a cold face:
"You two, please have the minimum sense of public morality and deal with the stains you left before leaving."
If he hadn't happened to witness this scene, he would have thought it was a wild dog hissing all the way into the stadium when he came to clean up the stadium later, but after seeing this public environment destroyer on the spot... well, young people nowadays No, my kidneys are not good at a young age, and I can’t even control my urination. How can this be possible!
……
After the farce was over, because the venue needed to be cleaned up... and Xinzi felt sick at the thought of stepping on the ground that had been soaked by hiss, Long Ya directly and quite generously proposed to bring the young detective The group went to the dessert shop and treated guests to ice cream.
Xinzi didn't have any particular preference for ice cream flavors, so he ordered a chocolate flavored one...and then saw Longya order an orange flavored one without any surprise.
...So you are actually an orange lover.
"Oh~ So it's because of the tennis match half a month later, so you want to do some surprise training?" While chatting, Longya learned the ins and outs of the incident from the mouths of these children, and then put another scoop of ice cream into her mouth Finally, his eyes locked on Xinzi who was sitting opposite him, eating ice cream all the time, "Oh, I feel that the young lady is very silent today, is it because of too much pressure?"
The corner of Xinzi's eyes twitched when he was named, so he had to put down the ice cream scoop in his hand, raised his head and looked at the guy sitting opposite him sullenly, and retorted nonchalantly:
"No, anyway, the winning or losing of this kind of game..."
Before the words were finished, the young detectives on the side got excited——
"Conan Sauce usually likes to be brave, no matter how much pressure I have in my heart, I won't say it!"
...Wait, I'm really not stressed!I really don't care about winning or losing this kind of game, as long as the loss is not too embarrassing, it's fine!
"Conan-chan always pursues perfection in all aspects. No one in the whole grade can compare to her except for music scores. So Conan-chan only needs to step on the field to win!"
... Please don't give me such a bloody aura without authorization, I have said that I really don't care if I lose to the end!Also, do you have to hold on to my music grades!Is this interesting!Are you jealous that my Mary Sue is so perfect!
"Brother Echizen, you are really good at playing tennis! Can you teach Conan-chan and help her do a surprise training before the match?"
...Hey, hey, don't just help me decide on assault training... Hey, wait, what did you just say, Ayumi? !
Xinzi suddenly raised his head and looked at Long Ya who was facing him again, only to see that Long Ya was still eating ice cream leisurely, and then said casually:
"Half a month is fine. I happen to be leaving Japan in half a month. Anyway, I will be idle for half a month. It's okay to teach the little lady... However, tennis can't be practiced overnight. Yes, don't expect too much from the effect of the pre-match assault, and it will be very hard, and even need a little athletic talent."
A few brats once again uttered their own words, opening their mouths to the boss of their young detective team and blowing indiscriminately——
"No problem, Conan-chan is very persevering!"
"And Conan-chan's athletic nerves are great! I usually play football very well!"
"That's right! That's right! When Conan-chan kicks down football, it can have the same effect as Echizen brother, when you kick down a tennis ball! In short, it's crackling and super cool!"
Xinzi: "..." I'm sorry, I don't dare to take it, I don't dare to take it, this guy is really going to die if he hits a tennis racket.
Long Ya didn't know if she was amused by the childish words of these little devils, or if she really became interested, so she laughed loudly:
"Sounds very interesting! So, Miss, would you like to accept my special training? If you have such a strong motor nerve, I think you will make rapid progress."
When Xinzi realized it, she found that she had already nodded in agreement.
...Ahem, this is all for the sake of not losing face in the competition half a month later, this is all for her brilliant Marysu career!
Well, in fact, the reason why she was unresponsive at this moment was because she had been thinking about what he said earlier that he had stayed in Japan for half a month and would leave soon.
To be honest, when she heard what he said, she obviously shouldn't have any strange reaction, after all, it's not normal for a person like him to stop, and his home is this great world.However, at that moment, there was still an inexplicable loss in my heart.
Is this what Sherlock Holmes said that feelings will affect your life, your reason, and your judgment... So it would be better for such a man to get out of her world as soon as possible before getting involved. !
As for Long Ya, after thinking for a while, he said:
"How about this, Miss, leave your contact information, and I will send it to you after I find a suitable training ground. We will have two hours of special training every day after school... Well, I think that tonight Stadium, you shouldn’t have the desire to step in again.”
Xinzi still agrees with this very much. When she thinks of the smelly and lubricated court, she... vomit——
At this time, Mitsuhiko asked aloud:
"Brother Echizen, why don't you just use your court? When I went to your house last time, I saw a court built in your backyard."
"Oh, that... If I teach children to play at home, my old man will definitely drag me to play a game with him when he sees that I am so idle. I don't want to feel the sourness of being abused like copying and pasting. "As he spoke, Long Ya's originally carefree demeanor and tone gradually became unpredictable, as if he had entered his own domain, "After all, he is the goal I will eventually surpass... No, It should be said that there is another one, but that one is still growing..."
In the next second, Long Ya changed back to her usual appearance, and after seeing that the children had finished eating their ice cream, she asked if they wanted more ice cream.
After the children politely rejected Long Ya's offer and said that it was too late to go home quickly, Long Ya called the waitress in the store to pay the bill.
After paying the bill, after the waitress brought back the change, she had been staring at this handsome boy for a long time, and now she handed the change to Long Ya with one hand, and clutched the small convenience in the other hand. The sticker was lightly pasted on Long Ya's jacket.
Long Ya took off the small sticky note with ease, and raised her brows slightly when she saw the girl's contact number written on it, then turned her head to look at the waitress who had already stood behind the counter again.
Noticing Ryoma's gaze, the waitress immediately winked at him charmingly, and Long Ya also put this small post-it note to his lips in a very polite manner, and kissed him gently. They all look like they're too flamboyant.
"Do you know how many bacteria are on that post-it note from production, to packaging, to transportation, to being selected and bought, to being touched and written by the elder sister? You are so straightforward Touch tens of thousands of bacteria with your lips... Hey, aren't you afraid of getting stomach problems and stomach troubles? Kindergarten children know how to maintain hygiene." Until Xinzi's series of contemptuous voices sounded, Long Ya Cai finally withdrew his gaze and turned his head again.
Long Ya blinked with interest:
"Miss, are you jealous?"
Xinzi still had a small disdainful look in his eyes, and curled the corners of his mouth with a fake smile:
"No, I just saw the flakes of foundation stuck between her nails just now, the kind of paper that has thousands of bacteria and has been contaminated by inferior cosmetics, you put it to your mouth and kiss... I love you I'm really worried about your health, Echizen-kun."
Looking at the back of Long Ya who was about to vomit out a stomach full of orange juice after being nagged by himself, ran to the bathroom to clean his lips, Xinzi sneered in his heart:
Heh, men, they are all big pigs.
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Long Ya twirled the racket with one hand, and gestured with the other to continue your abused journey.
Sasaki and his son: "..."
At this time, the young detective team on the side "kindly" reminded little Sasaki:
"This despicable big brother, you'd better not compare..."
Little Sasaki was still desperately trying to find a good-sounding reason for retreating at this time, but these brats opened their mouths like this... Who made you talk so much!You won't be quietly serving as a background board!
Little Sasaki had no choice but to bite the bullet and said, "Hmph, the real competition is just starting now..."
As soon as this beautiful sentence was thrown out, the young detectives continued to make friendly reminders:
"...But big brother, your pants are wet, don't you need to change them?"
Little Sasaki looked down subconsciously, only to find that...the crotch of the trousers had been wet for some time, and there was still an unknown liquid dripping continuously.
Xinzi, who has always been upright, also directly made a brilliant summary:
"This is the frightening pee in the legend... Well, I have learned a lot."
Well, yes, the one who frightened Xiao Sasaki to pee just now was Tianma Meteor, who would have just pierced the barbed wire fence if Long Ya hadn't held back his strength to prevent accidental injury to the onlookers.
Accompanied by the roar of laughter from the audience, the old Sasaki hurriedly pulled his son away, but before he ran out of the gate of the stadium, he was blocked by the uncle of the administrator of the garden in the middle of the street with a cold face:
"You two, please have the minimum sense of public morality and deal with the stains you left before leaving."
If he hadn't happened to witness this scene, he would have thought it was a wild dog hissing all the way into the stadium when he came to clean up the stadium later, but after seeing this public environment destroyer on the spot... well, young people nowadays No, my kidneys are not good at a young age, and I can’t even control my urination. How can this be possible!
……
After the farce was over, because the venue needed to be cleaned up... and Xinzi felt sick at the thought of stepping on the ground that had been soaked by hiss, Long Ya directly and quite generously proposed to bring the young detective The group went to the dessert shop and treated guests to ice cream.
Xinzi didn't have any particular preference for ice cream flavors, so he ordered a chocolate flavored one...and then saw Longya order an orange flavored one without any surprise.
...So you are actually an orange lover.
"Oh~ So it's because of the tennis match half a month later, so you want to do some surprise training?" While chatting, Longya learned the ins and outs of the incident from the mouths of these children, and then put another scoop of ice cream into her mouth Finally, his eyes locked on Xinzi who was sitting opposite him, eating ice cream all the time, "Oh, I feel that the young lady is very silent today, is it because of too much pressure?"
The corner of Xinzi's eyes twitched when he was named, so he had to put down the ice cream scoop in his hand, raised his head and looked at the guy sitting opposite him sullenly, and retorted nonchalantly:
"No, anyway, the winning or losing of this kind of game..."
Before the words were finished, the young detectives on the side got excited——
"Conan Sauce usually likes to be brave, no matter how much pressure I have in my heart, I won't say it!"
...Wait, I'm really not stressed!I really don't care about winning or losing this kind of game, as long as the loss is not too embarrassing, it's fine!
"Conan-chan always pursues perfection in all aspects. No one in the whole grade can compare to her except for music scores. So Conan-chan only needs to step on the field to win!"
... Please don't give me such a bloody aura without authorization, I have said that I really don't care if I lose to the end!Also, do you have to hold on to my music grades!Is this interesting!Are you jealous that my Mary Sue is so perfect!
"Brother Echizen, you are really good at playing tennis! Can you teach Conan-chan and help her do a surprise training before the match?"
...Hey, hey, don't just help me decide on assault training... Hey, wait, what did you just say, Ayumi? !
Xinzi suddenly raised his head and looked at Long Ya who was facing him again, only to see that Long Ya was still eating ice cream leisurely, and then said casually:
"Half a month is fine. I happen to be leaving Japan in half a month. Anyway, I will be idle for half a month. It's okay to teach the little lady... However, tennis can't be practiced overnight. Yes, don't expect too much from the effect of the pre-match assault, and it will be very hard, and even need a little athletic talent."
A few brats once again uttered their own words, opening their mouths to the boss of their young detective team and blowing indiscriminately——
"No problem, Conan-chan is very persevering!"
"And Conan-chan's athletic nerves are great! I usually play football very well!"
"That's right! That's right! When Conan-chan kicks down football, it can have the same effect as Echizen brother, when you kick down a tennis ball! In short, it's crackling and super cool!"
Xinzi: "..." I'm sorry, I don't dare to take it, I don't dare to take it, this guy is really going to die if he hits a tennis racket.
Long Ya didn't know if she was amused by the childish words of these little devils, or if she really became interested, so she laughed loudly:
"Sounds very interesting! So, Miss, would you like to accept my special training? If you have such a strong motor nerve, I think you will make rapid progress."
When Xinzi realized it, she found that she had already nodded in agreement.
...Ahem, this is all for the sake of not losing face in the competition half a month later, this is all for her brilliant Marysu career!
Well, in fact, the reason why she was unresponsive at this moment was because she had been thinking about what he said earlier that he had stayed in Japan for half a month and would leave soon.
To be honest, when she heard what he said, she obviously shouldn't have any strange reaction, after all, it's not normal for a person like him to stop, and his home is this great world.However, at that moment, there was still an inexplicable loss in my heart.
Is this what Sherlock Holmes said that feelings will affect your life, your reason, and your judgment... So it would be better for such a man to get out of her world as soon as possible before getting involved. !
As for Long Ya, after thinking for a while, he said:
"How about this, Miss, leave your contact information, and I will send it to you after I find a suitable training ground. We will have two hours of special training every day after school... Well, I think that tonight Stadium, you shouldn’t have the desire to step in again.”
Xinzi still agrees with this very much. When she thinks of the smelly and lubricated court, she... vomit——
At this time, Mitsuhiko asked aloud:
"Brother Echizen, why don't you just use your court? When I went to your house last time, I saw a court built in your backyard."
"Oh, that... If I teach children to play at home, my old man will definitely drag me to play a game with him when he sees that I am so idle. I don't want to feel the sourness of being abused like copying and pasting. "As he spoke, Long Ya's originally carefree demeanor and tone gradually became unpredictable, as if he had entered his own domain, "After all, he is the goal I will eventually surpass... No, It should be said that there is another one, but that one is still growing..."
In the next second, Long Ya changed back to her usual appearance, and after seeing that the children had finished eating their ice cream, she asked if they wanted more ice cream.
After the children politely rejected Long Ya's offer and said that it was too late to go home quickly, Long Ya called the waitress in the store to pay the bill.
After paying the bill, after the waitress brought back the change, she had been staring at this handsome boy for a long time, and now she handed the change to Long Ya with one hand, and clutched the small convenience in the other hand. The sticker was lightly pasted on Long Ya's jacket.
Long Ya took off the small sticky note with ease, and raised her brows slightly when she saw the girl's contact number written on it, then turned her head to look at the waitress who had already stood behind the counter again.
Noticing Ryoma's gaze, the waitress immediately winked at him charmingly, and Long Ya also put this small post-it note to his lips in a very polite manner, and kissed him gently. They all look like they're too flamboyant.
"Do you know how many bacteria are on that post-it note from production, to packaging, to transportation, to being selected and bought, to being touched and written by the elder sister? You are so straightforward Touch tens of thousands of bacteria with your lips... Hey, aren't you afraid of getting stomach problems and stomach troubles? Kindergarten children know how to maintain hygiene." Until Xinzi's series of contemptuous voices sounded, Long Ya Cai finally withdrew his gaze and turned his head again.
Long Ya blinked with interest:
"Miss, are you jealous?"
Xinzi still had a small disdainful look in his eyes, and curled the corners of his mouth with a fake smile:
"No, I just saw the flakes of foundation stuck between her nails just now, the kind of paper that has thousands of bacteria and has been contaminated by inferior cosmetics, you put it to your mouth and kiss... I love you I'm really worried about your health, Echizen-kun."
Looking at the back of Long Ya who was about to vomit out a stomach full of orange juice after being nagged by himself, ran to the bathroom to clean his lips, Xinzi sneered in his heart:
Heh, men, they are all big pigs.
The author has something to say:
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