Are you there?brat

He still doesn't understand why I say that.

You are so young, brother!

I looked at the table full of aphrodisiac products, and shed tears of excitement.

If there is an outsider now, he probably thinks that either I am interested in him or he is interested in me.

Oysters are aphrodisiacs, abalones are also considered as aphrodisiacs!

Hey, really make up.

He was very curious: "Brother...can't you eat like this?"

I scratched my head: "What are you going to do?"

He was silent for a moment: "Didn't you do it?"

The two of us started staring and staring at each other again.

Stop talking, just do it!

I cleaned the rice neatly there: "I don't know what to eat, you can see what else is in the refrigerator, let's make seafood porridge."

This porridge is definitely filling, just cut everything and throw it into the rice cooker to cook!

After half an hour, the two of us stared at the rice cooker and fell into silence again.

It was Xiao Shou who spoke first: "Brother, I feel like this is almost done."

……

How do I know the water is less!

I sadly took out the paella, and then poured oil into my pan: "Brother's cooking skills are limited, just watch and eat, don't spoil your stomach."

He is very obedient: "It's okay, I'll eat blindly too."

Hey, it's nice to have a younger brother.

Now I am a bit complaining about why my mother didn't give me another brother and sister!

This will definitely improve my cooking skills!

I have to say that seafood rice is indeed better than seafood porridge.

I can see it, I was born to make fried rice!

Although I put old soy sauce in it again!

The box of salmon sashimi still didn't get dropped by me. I looked at it exuding a ruby-like luster, and sighed: "It's extravagant. Don't buy it next time. I'll go out and buy it."

He picked up the rice: "I really think it's okay."

I looked at his big sincere eyes, couldn't help taking off his glasses, and said as I took them off, "If you don't need your eyes, you can donate them to those in need..."

huh?

... Is my brother so handsome with his glasses off!

I put his glasses back silently: "Do you want to consider wearing invisibility?"

He took off his glasses and rubbed them: "No, I don't feel comfortable wearing contact lenses."

That's great.

Satisfied, I got up and brought him the pot, and gave him everything.

When you are still growing, you must eat enough.

After I finished eating, I threw the pot and bowl into the sink and squeezed out the dish soap.

He seemed to be going to wash the dishes, I stopped him, and then took out the small dishwasher from the cabinet like Xian Bao.

Yes, the best decision I've ever made in my life was buying a dishwasher.

Washing dishes is really annoying, so I usually only wash pots.

It is easy to wash the pot, just let it soak overnight.

Except when I slept with others in college, in fact, I rarely lived with others under the same roof, except when I was just an intern.

When I was just an intern, the roommate I shared with me was a man of genius.

The kind of socks that are washed once a week are still washed there wearing socks, and the name is called washing the feet together.

At that time, I was desperate and only had 2000 yuan on hand, so I could only bite the bullet and rent the 500 room.

Later, after my first month's salary came down, I immediately changed places, and I gradually got used to wearing some perfume when I went out.

It’s not that a man will become a bitch when he wears perfume. I think that since I’m doing sales, it’s clean and refreshing, and people look comfortable. Even if this order can’t be done, I have to make a good impression on people. .

Hey, why did you mention the perfume?

Maybe it's because Xiao Shou just came out of the shower?

As soon as I smell it, I feel that his shower gel is expensive, and it must be better than my Liushen.

He hesitated for a moment: "Brother?"

I came back to my senses: "What's wrong?"

He scratched his hand: "Take me to play daily."

I was silent for a few seconds: "Actually, you came to live in my place just to eat and play games, right?"

He nodded: "That's right, we have food, lodging and entertainment, isn't it good? How much is your rent? I'll pay for it for you?"

I quickly shook my head: "No, I have already handed in the second half of the year."

I won't live here in the second half of the year, I'll move in a little more roundly!

I moved my computer over and plugged in an external heat sink, the fan was so loud that he frowned there: "Brother, are you so fierce?"

I nodded heavily: "A man can't say he can't do it."

How should I put it, when I was playing games, I found that Xiao Shou was looking at me all the time, did I think too much?After all, his computer is really facing me.

But when I glanced occasionally and met his eyes, I couldn't feel anything wrong.

I must have thought too much.

I found a wild team and took the well-known Hilton boss in the district to beat the daily monsters. He turned off the mic and just listened to my nonsense. The scene was very warm for a while.

It's spooky yet cozy.

Hey, let me think too much.

After the fight, everyone generally said that it was hard work to fight again next time, but the nurse in the team mustered up her courage and shouted at Xiao Shou: "Boss, do you want love? I have 36D real breasts!"

I subconsciously covered my mouth, afraid of laughing, while turning my head to see his reaction.

He typed a "?" in the line.

The nanny pursued the victory and told her that when she saw the unpretentious Hilton, she felt a ray of light warming the Arctic ice and snow in the cold winter.

I scratched my head and closed the mic: "Have you been so strong lately?"

He didn't reply to me, but chose to open his nanny account, and sent a line in the team channel by the way.

You're a bitch, you're not as tall as my breasts.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, it seems that my brother is also the real murderer of 36D.

The nanny still confessed her true feelings without giving up, Xiao Shou called me: "Brother, give me the captain."

I threw the captain to him, and he immediately forked everyone else out, really fast.

I became curious: "Brother, what exactly do you study?"

Oh, he studies financial management.

Although I can't understand what he's talking about, but it should be awesome, at least he's good at math, but he can't calculate so many things.

"Hey, I studied marketing." I opened a bottle of fat house water: "It turns out that selling a house now can be regarded as a professional counterpart to solve the employment problem."

It's getting late, he has to go to school tomorrow, and after saying good night to me, he went to brush his teeth and wash his face.

I set up my tent in the living room, leaving a hole with satisfaction, lest I have no place to charge my mobile phone at night.

After turning off the light at night, he came out to use the toilet and saw that there was still light in the room where I was huddled in. He stood there and said sullenly, "You told me that your mobile phone belongs to your third grandson."

I haven't reacted yet: "Yeah, what happened to the third grandson?"

He raised his voice twice: "Then you still charge and play with your phone while sleeping!"

……

My fault, my fault, I deserve more than a crime, I have let down the sincere heart of the flowers of the motherland, and in the end I can only watch him uncomfortably turn off my mobile phone and put it on the coffee table.

Hey, my brother is not cute anymore, how can you let me play with my mobile phone!

He doesn't know that modern people can not eat but can't play mobile phones!

With broken thoughts, I hugged the pillow and fell asleep. Of course, before falling asleep, I remembered to lock the tent.