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I ordered two meals of Malatang, one of which was ordered not to be burned, so I sent it over and put it in the refrigerator to cook at night.

As I sat on the couch eating my lunch, I heard something open my door.

Either a thief, or Xiao Shou.

He drove for a long time, so long that I stood up and touched the door to look at the cat's eyes.

Well, Xiao Shou.

Smelly brother really has a crush on me!

You stole my key!

No, no, no, I really doubt that my butt will hurt for a few days.

Would it be faster to go to the hospital and ask someone to open a certificate saying that I have hemorrhoids?

He struggled for a long time, maybe because of a guilty conscience, he didn't call me!

I clutched my chest, feeling a sense of pleasure.

Mom, what's wrong with me!

They are all with these stinky pig girls!I was not like this before!

Xiao Shou was scratching at the door, but only lightly. He couldn't help calling me, but I refused to answer it. He hesitated for a long time and knocked on the door, calling me while beating, probably because he was afraid that I would be poisoned by gas. died?

Impossible, don't even think about it, I just can't drive it!

Just one day!Don't give him the chance to kick his nose in the face!

I... I am just so fair and strict!

After a few minutes.

Because of my conscience, I felt that I was bullying him too much, so I got up and opened the door for him: "Why are you here?"

He looked at me for a while, then tried to touch my nose with trembling hands: "Are you still alive?"

I was silent for a moment, and knocked his hand away: "What are you thinking about you!"

His eyes were red, and he looked aggrieved: "I was looking for you yesterday, but you didn't call back. Then your colleague said that you went to drink..."

I covered his mouth with sharp eyes: "Which colleague said I went to fight for wine?"

He held my wrist and grabbed my hand: "I don't know, anyway, she added me. She took a picture of me."

Then I squatted at the door with him, looking at their chat records.

At a glance, I could tell what kind of colleagues it was.

It's the little sister who usually rubs my snacks the hardest!

It was as if I was sacrificing my beauty for my work, and I did not forget to forward two news articles about my accidental death due to alcoholism.

I patted Xiao Shou on the shoulder: "You don't associate with such reckless people in the future, you are too blind!"

He nodded: "Brother, are you really okay? Do you want to go to the hospital to have another look?"

I shook my head: "No need, I took the anti-alcoholic medicine, and it's fine now, by the way, have you taken it?"

Of course he hasn't eaten yet.

I rushed over from the school right after class, fearing that I would die at home.

I sighed, took out the dinner from the refrigerator, fired it up and cooked a random meal for him, and handed him a chopstick: "You have class in the afternoon, don't you? Hurry up and eat."

He looked at the bowl of fried rice with all kinds of ingredients in front of him and was at a loss: "What about you?"

I brought out my Malatang: "I am different from you."

After this meal, he went back to continue his class. I thought for a while that Xiao Shou would not dare to eat my cooking anymore.

It’s just that a little more soy sauce is added, but the taste is still good!

Don't say it, I have an illusion of passive cohabitation.

Should Xiao Shou snatch my quilt next?

I am very skeptical and keep a wait-and-see posture.

In the afternoon, he called me after class and asked if I could come to my place today.

I thought about it: "Why don't you stay in the dormitory?"

He choked: "Because I haven't repaired my relationship with them."

I scratched my head: "Did you green any of them?"

He immediately denied: "No! Impossible!"

I touched my chin again: "Then are you saying that their sneakers are fake?"

He: "... Do you think I will quarrel with people because of this kind of thing?"

Now I don't understand, what's the fuss about these little brothers who haven't left society yet!Really can't be generous!

Me: "Then why did you quarrel this time? Why don't you hire someone to beat them up, and then you come out to save the hero?"

He: "Just tell me, will you let me come?"

I was also very direct: "I'm not here, I'm out."

Yes, I am ready to take refuge with my brother!

In the evening, I ran to my brother with the tent I bought randomly, bought him a dozen snowflakes, and then paid 200 yuan.

My brother let me set up a tent on the balcony.

I'm so happy, I actually live the days of watching the stars and the moon again.

It's just that there are a lot of mosquitoes, it's okay!I have baby gold water!

Wash it, soak it... why is the lyrics the same as Oreo!

Xiao Shou still called me.

I put the phone outside and let him hear the wind: "I'm camping with someone!"

He was silent for a while: "Which roof are you camping on?"

Huh?How did he find out!

Now I think science students are a bit scary, they can figure it out from various details.

So how on earth did I get discovered?

Xiao Shou talked to me again, but he didn't mention that he was coming to see me.

It may be that my attitude is too firm. Which hotel should he be using WiFi and playing games now.

I also want to play games!

But Brother Kengbi, in order to prevent others from wiping his network with a master key, so he doesn't install WiFi!Only the network cable port!

Hey, why don't we live through the night like this.

The next day, I went back to my house.

Well, there is nothing more and no more people.

I was relieved, my stinky brother was still able to discuss and communicate with me.

When I got home, I wanted to sleep. After taking a shower, I yawned, climbed back into bed, and started to catch up on sleep.

After that, I seemed to hear the sound of the door opening.

……

I was sitting on the bed in a white T-shirt, watching each other carry the dishes, and the two of us just stared at each other for 5 minutes.

Xiao Shou may stare sorely, rubbing his eyes there: "Did you enjoy camping on the rooftop last night?"

I nodded desperately: "Happy, I also watched the sunrise."

He hesitated for a moment: "Brother, it's raining this morning."

I thought about it: "The sunrise in my heart."

He put the dishes in my kitchen, and he didn't forget to fill up my refrigerator with my favorite fat house water.

Really, I now have an illusion that the years are quiet.

But the other party is a man!How can I have a good time with him!

He seemed to be looking forward to my cooking: "Brother, I'm shopping."

I want to call 110 with my mobile phone and tell the police comrades that there is an idiot here, who follows me and doesn't say anything, and they are all in the house now!

They also attempted to inflict indescribable blows on my body and mind.

He seemed to see my nervousness: "Brother... don't worry, I didn't want to do anything to you."

I covered my face: "You really think too much."

He squatted beside me: "Then why are you nervous?"

I couldn't resist stretching out my hand to hit his head: "You have lived alone for a long time, and suddenly there are more people, let you go, are you not nervous?!"

What if he finds out that I'm secretly wearing my sister's pantyhose and leggings!

Will he think I'm a pervert!

But really!It's so comfortable to wear pantyhose in winter!You don't have to worry about whether your ankles will freeze!

Ahhhhhhh, if I hadn't been thick-skinned, I really wouldn't have discovered this artifact!

No wonder those ladies only dare to wear a pair of leggings to go out in winter!

He froze for a moment: "No, if the three views are compatible, I will be very happy."

I scanned him from top to bottom, trying to show my cards: "So, you plan to come to me every now and then?"

He nodded simply: "Yes."

I lifted the quilt and went to wash up.

After washing and returning, I touched the pen and paper and asked him to sign and draw a pledge.

At most, I will take him in until the house is handed over. As soon as the keys to his house are handed over, he will have to move for me.

As for sleeping here, I am also ready.

I should have taken the tent!

At that time, I will sleep in the living room, put up my tent, and just put a lock on it!

Whatever he likes, as long as he doesn't cry and howl in the middle of the night, I don't care.

He glanced at it, signed his name decisively, and asked me if I wanted my fingerprint.

Too good and too active, what should I do?

I feel like he's almost got enough of my favorability, so the next step is to attack me with real guns?

Nervous, want to cry.

I'm still a straight guy.

I don't want to spend every day in boredom, I still have ambitions!

After the discussion, I was a little hungry.

Looking at the vegetables he bought, he sighed there: "Are you so rich?"

He bought a few abalone oysters and a box of salmon sashimi.

He said "Yes, that's it": "I saw that you liked it last time, so I bought it. What's the matter?"

I shook my head: "No, it's too sweet. I'm a little scared."

He was quite shocked: "What are you afraid of?"

I patted him heavily on the shoulder: "I'm afraid I'll make up too much, and I'll get a nosebleed."