My cat has become a sperm

Although Yan Shuo participated in variety shows, and at that time, he was quite famous. Although he is not well-known by the whole people, he can also be said to be a man who has set off a wave of enthusiasm, but he bluntly said that he will continue his work in the future. Original design, did not intend to enter the entertainment industry, and did not sign a brokerage company, which completely faded out of people's sight, but he faded out, his cat did not.Although not as productive as before, his cat has appeared in variety shows and filmed movies, and still maintains the popularity of Internet celebrities, which can be said to be more popular than some small third-line.

In addition, some time ago, there was a lot of talk about the emperor green necklace worn by Yan Shuo's cat. Although there is a screen, people with knowledge can see the value of this pendant. After the po was posted on the Internet, there was even evidence that in a certain session of the rough stone field, a man with a cat solved the imperial green. That netizen was one of the onlookers at the time, and because of such a large It is very rare for the emperor green to appear in this kind of rough stone field in China, and he also joined in the fun and took a lot of photos.Unfortunately, the owner of the stone was not included in the photo, but the emperor green that was understood was photographed.

A man who is willing to use imperial green as a cat necklace, how can he do it without a certain amount of wealth, not to mention that this person has started his own company, it is not enough, it must be more than enough, and this surplus is in the entertainment industry. Vanity Fair, in the eyes of a small supporting role who has eaten this meal and has not finished, isn't that a target worth attacking? I dare not think of a big boss with tens of millions or hundreds of millions, but this kind of hundreds of millions is still possible. A squandering little boss is also a good choice, so some people naturally looked at Yan Shuo.

Yan Shuo himself didn't expect that one day he would see the back of the entertainment industry. This kind of thing never happened when he was filming that variety show, but he didn't care too much, and he didn't take the girl's matter to heart at all. .And his cat, even more unaware of the purpose of the girl who wanted to talk about cats with him in the middle of the night, made a kiss with Yan Shuo angrily, and was finally crushed by Yan Shuo's strength, wrapped in the quilt and unable to move.

Xu Miao, who failed to get a kiss as he wished, reluctantly fell asleep in Yan Shuo's arms. All the dissatisfaction before going to bed disappeared overnight, and he insisted on Yan Shuo kissing him with a flick of his tail. willing to go to work.

However, the day's work had just begun, and he heard someone on the set say that there was a goblin hidden in Yan Shuo's room last night.Xu Miao was shocked at the time. He didn't know how his identity was exposed. When he thought that someone knew his identity, he couldn't help but listen to other people's speech with his ears pricked up, wanting to see who knew him. .

Those who were chatting were two makeup artists. I don't know where they heard about it. They were gossiping with each other, saying that there was a person like a goblin hiding in Yan Shuo's room, and he was wrapped in a hotel quilt.

It is rumored that it looks like a goblin, and it is said that it is because at first glance, it is impossible to tell whether the person is male or female. Some people are born with indistinguishable sex, but this kind of indiscrimination is confusing themselves Gender, for example, as a boy, you are more beautiful than a girl, or as a girl, you are more handsome than a boy, but last night you regarded that person as a boy, but he was not feminine, and you regarded him as a girl, but he was as beautiful as a fairy .

As soon as the rumor came out, people in the film crew expressed their disbelief, thinking that someone must be exaggerating, it really looks like this, and they debuted not long ago, and then extended from the unknown beauty in the middle of the night, why would someone be in Yan Shuo in the middle of the night? other people in the room.This Yan Shuo is not a member of the circle, so what if there is someone in the room, and there is no need to worry that Yuji will hide the identity of the other half. Maybe it is his girlfriend or boyfriend, but the one who saw him in his room People are very suspicious.

But after the rumors spread, the source of the rumors could not be found. Some good people secretly gossiped with Yan Shuo during lunch, asking if there was really someone in his room last night, was it true? The beauty is like a fairy.

Yan Shuo smiled and said that there was no one in his room, only a cat, and he didn't bother to care whether others believed it or not.

On the contrary, Xu Miao, who had been gossiping all morning, finally realized from the collected information that it wasn't that someone saw through his identity, but praised him for his good looks.Then I learned from those gossips that the girl who knocked on the door yesterday had bad intentions, and she actually missed his shit-shoveling officer!

This time Xu Miao couldn't bear it anymore, Xiao thought he could do it, but Xiao thought his shit-shoveling officer would definitely not do it.But last night, he didn't look at the girl's face carefully at all, but remembered her breath, but today on the set, he didn't smell the girl's scent.

After his last scene was filmed, he was about to follow Yan Shuo back to the hotel after work, when he smelled the girl, so he asked Yan Shuo to wait, he wanted to see what the girl who coveted his shit-shoveling officer looked like , if you look good, then you have to set off the first level of alert, if you don't look very good, then forget it.

But when he followed his breath all the way to find it, he didn't see any girls. He wandered around in the dressing room and searched all the clothes racks at the back, but there was still no one there.Just when Xu Miao was about to go out, the director and the hero of the play came in one after the other.

Xu Miao glanced at them, and wanted to go out without much interest, but before he could show his head, he saw the two people confronting each other with unfriendly expressions, and immediately shrank their tails and hid back. If the two got involved in a fight It's not good for him to be innocent and cute, but his shiny gossip eyes reveal that he actually just wants to watch a good show.

As a result, the two of them stared at each other for a long time without saying a word or making a move. Xu Miao suddenly felt bored, and flicked her tail and walked out of the shelf where rows of props and costumes were hung.Just as he crawled out of the layers of clothes, the two actually started a fight, or the male lead unilaterally made a move on the director.

After Lu Tiantian vented his anger and punched him a few times, Lin Jun rubbed his shoulders: "Okay, the next scene is about to start shooting, so stop making trouble."

Lu Yitian's eyes widened suddenly: "I'm making trouble? Please, who is making trouble! Who is making trouble!"

Lin Jun smiled helplessly: "Yes, I'm making a fuss. Be good."

However, the more Lu was like this, the angrier he became, and the angrier he felt, the more his mouth was burning, and he couldn't help wiping his mouth with his sleeve.Seeing that his mouth was going to be bald, Lin Jun stretched out his hand to stop him, his face was calm but inexplicably scary: "Is it that disgusting?"

Lu Yitian was just about to say, isn't that nonsense? When he was disgusted to death, he touched Lin Jun's eyes, and he couldn't say anything at once, but his face turned red in the next second.

Seeing this, Lin Jun smiled softly: "It's not that bad, is it?"

Lu Tianhu focused his eyes: "What do you mean!"

Lin Jun patted his head: "I just can't bear you to give your first kiss to someone else."

After saying this, Lu Yitian became even more furious, but he suppressed his voice for fear of being heard by outsiders: "Is there something wrong with your brain! Lin Jun, I treat you like a brother, why do you want to fuck me? !I warn you, I won’t accept unspoken|rules|rules even if you beat me to death, you should give up your heart!”

Lin Jun said sadly: "Well, forget it, I'd better listen to my mother and go on a blind date."

Lu Yitian, who was already furious, became even more furious, and shouted angrily, "Lin Jun, what the hell do you mean!"

What answered him was a kiss from Lin Jun who suddenly embraced him. After being shocked, Lu Yitian naturally resisted and struggled with all his strength, but he resisted and resisted, as if following the trend like a helpless grass following Lin Jun. And it started to swing from side to side.There was even a tsk-tsk sound that made the cat blush, and the room was sticky and wet.

Xu Miao's eyes were wide open the whole time without blinking, and he subconsciously put his hairy paws into his mouth. It was wonderful and exciting, and he couldn't wait to learn and use it on Shuo Shuo.

His physical actions were faster than his thoughts, and before he could react, Xu Miao had already jumped onto the sofa, facing the two who were kissing passionately.

Sensing the movement around them, the two separated instantly, and then met those blue cat eyes.Knowing that it doesn't understand what happened just now, Lu Yitian is still very embarrassed. I don't know if he is embarrassed to be surrounded by a cat, or because he is embarrassed that he kissed him. In short, his head burst into blood and his ears turned red. He ran out when he had a fever.

Lin Jun, on the other hand, straightened his clothes calmly, and reached out to touch the cat's head in a good mood: "You can also be regarded as the witness cat of our relationship. I will send you a happy fish to eat some other day."

Xu Miao flicked his tail and watched the two leave before he jumped off the sofa and walked out leisurely with his tail up. Where is Shuo Shuo Shuo Shuo? He can't wait to try the new kissing game he learned .

When he searched for the smell and found his shit-shoveling officer, his shit-shoveling officer was surrounded by a group of girls. Xu Miao instantly rang the alarm bell, sneaked into the crowd, and skillfully climbed onto Yan Shuo's door. knees, and into his arms.

And this series of actions caused the girls around Yan Shuo to scream, and some even wanted to reach out to touch the cat, but Yan Shuo inadvertently blocked them, and then handed over the design drawings of a few simple gestures in his hands. To them: "If you want to use silver jewelry, these simple shapes are suitable, and the requirements for raw materials are not high."

The girl who took the blueprint quickly asked, "Then if I want to make it with other materials, is there anything more suitable?"

Yan Shuo directly wrote her the website address of his studio: "You can ask the customer service." After speaking, he picked up the cat and prepared to go back to the hotel arranged by the crew.

Xu Miao looked at the group of girls surrounded by Yan Shuo with unsatisfactory faces, his eyes were contemplative, his shit-shoveling officer is too good, what should he do to mark the ownership, this is not just a matter of leaving their breath in the fairy world, Ordinary humans can't smell the breath at all, which is really troublesome.

In the evening, while Yan Shuo was taking a bath, Xu Miao opened the group chat channel and asked her own problems seriously. Xu Tutu said: "Humans can't smell the breath, but they can see it."

Xu Miao's eyes lit up, yes, I can see it, it's fine for him to let others see it!

The author has something to say:

Xu Miao: Tutu is really smart, so I'll let others see it, I must appear beautifully, I want to overwhelm the audience!

Tutu: No, you misunderstood, I just let you grow a strawberry.