My cat has become a sperm

Xu Miao was dragged into the crew before the word-twisting formula started to be implemented. Luckily for Xu Miao, at least he was able to change his form back and forth before starting work, but the consumption was relatively large, which also caused Xu Miao's food intake to be that Cengceng rises, whether it is a human form or a cat form.The human form is fine, he closes the house by himself, and eats whatever he wants, but after becoming a cat, he has to hide and steal.

Xu Miao's start of work means that Yan Shuo has to temporarily put down his work. Although the director suggested that Xu Miao should be raised with the male protagonist Lu Yitian, just to cultivate feelings, but how Yan Shuo allows others to raise his cat? It was a straight refusal.Although there are a lot of cat scenes, in fact, it will not take long to shoot together, at most two months. If it goes well, the time can be shortened. Yan Shuo will take a vacation for himself and take the cat with him every day. Go to the film crew and wait on his cat master for filming.

This drama is a modern fantasy drama, in which Lu Yitian plays a mysterious celestial master who has an unusual little white cat by his side. Although this little white cat can't speak, it is very human and can even help The hero subdues demons.

Generally, if such animal plots are like this, most of them need to use special effects, but now the domestic special effects technology is really bad. They just shoot an online drama, and they don’t use international special effects teams, so many Some people suggested that the part of the cat should be cut, after all, if it does not meet the standard, the whole drama will appear extremely low.

It's a pity that Lu Yitian really held his breath at first, but later he really liked the plot with cats, so he took a step back and said, if the shooting effect is not satisfactory, then the animal scenes should not be used.

Whether this shooting is ideal is of course the director's decision. In order not to waste everyone's schedule, director Lin Jun put all the cat scenes in the front from the beginning, especially many difficult shots, which were put in the early stage. Come to shoot, if the effect is not satisfactory, cutting the scene will not affect the subsequent progress.

It's just that I didn't expect that the effects of the few shots shot were so good. Director Lin Jun touched his chin and looked at the small shots for a long time, then looked up at the cat that was being rewarded with snacks, and said, "Yes."

Yan Shuo saw that there was no problem with this one, he carried Mengmeng off the high platform, and fed her water while stroking her fur.Lu Yitian ran to Lin Jun and asked with a smile, "How is my performance?"

Lin Jun stared at his small screen for a while with slightly sharp eyebrows before looking at Lu Tiantian: "Do you want to hear the truth or a lie?"

Just as Lu Yitian wanted to tell the truth, of course, when he saw the people coming and going to change the scene, he couldn't help getting closer to Lin Jun, and whispered: "The truth, please tell me in a low voice."

Seeing Fa Xiao who loves face, Lin Jun curled his lips into a smile, followed his meaning and said in a small voice: "Your acting skills are indeed worse than that cat."

Lu Yitian's eyes widened in disbelief, this is unscientific!You must know that for the few scenes shot today, he had honed with Lin Jun in advance, and he didn't start filming until Lin Jun expressed his satisfaction with him. How could he not be as good as a cat!

Lu Tiantian looked at his own boy with condemning eyes, is it interesting to fool him like this, and he doesn't want to hurt people like this.

Lin Jun understood the meaning he wanted to convey from his eyes, so he showed him the picture of the scene just now. The cat in the picture sat quietly on his shoulder as required in the script, very He is very obedient and fits the setting of the script very well.Just when Lu Yitian thought this was the case, the cat suddenly looked over, and the two cat pupils aimed at the camera, and what he saw from the cat's dark blue eyes was a kind of trembling mystery and Noble, with an arrogance and indifference unique to cats, just the fleeting eyes, more like a protagonist than him.

Lin Jun patted him on the shoulder: "It seems that the cat scene can continue to be filmed. As for you, I misjudged your opponent's acting skills, and my requirements for you are a bit low. Starting today, I will pay attention to your performance| The teaching level will have to wait.

Lu Yitian turned his head and looked at the cat who was hugging and licking the finger of the shit-shoveling officer. His acting skills were not as good as the cat's.

However, Lu Yitian soon ran out of time and energy to feel sorry for himself, because he also underestimated how terrible Lin Jun was, and he didn't even have time to pay attention to the cat, so he was fucked by the director, fucked.

Xu Miao never knew that being an actor was such a terrible thing. He was scolded and cried by the director every day, and he was still in front of so many people. So when there was no role for him, he secretly hid in the corner with Yan Shuo, Whispering to Yan Shuo softly, "I will never become an actor in the future, it's too scary." Looking at the supporting actress who was scolded to the point of crying by the director because of NG more than ten times in the middle of the scene, Xu Miao felt lingering fear.

Yan Shuo smiled, and said to him for a small fish: "Then you have to go to school hard and learn a skill, otherwise, you can only come to film TV dramas, and then be scolded and cried by the director like this. "

Xu Miao hugged Yan Shuo's neck tightly in fright, and shook his head like a rattle.

Xu Miao originally thought that there were only so many things in the crew, filming, being scolded, and thinking about going to work, but he didn't expect that the longer he stayed on the crew, the more interesting things he would discover.

For example, an actress was dissatisfied with the cosmetics of the makeup artist of the crew and had to bring her own cosmetics, but the things she brought were fake. Without the actress' knowledge, the news of her using fake products spread throughout the crew, waiting for her When she found out, she sat at the make-up artist and cried loudly, but the next day it was on the news, saying how her eyes were swollen from crying because of how she got into the scene during the filming.When Xu Miao watched the news, his head was full of question marks. Does this have anything to do with acting?The entertainment industry is really a powerful place, everything can be connected together.

What's more, there are quite a few people who have good relationships on the surface, share snacks and gossip, and when one of them is not around, the other people even speak ill of that person together.Xu Miao was surprised when he heard it, and ran to ask Yan Shuo, aren't they good friends?In the end, Yan Shuo told him that good friends also depend on when they were born, and this is human beings.Xu Miao thought for a long time and couldn't understand why good friends need to change with the change of time, it's so inexplicable.

And what surprised Xu Miao the most was that one night, when he passed by a window sill, he saw a lonely man and a widow hugging each other in the director's room, and then hugged each other desperately like they were going to eat each other. Xu Miao was shocked. This was the first time he saw the mating process of human beings, and he watched the whole process intently.

What made him regret was that when the two of them were taking off their clothes, they came over and closed the curtains while holding each other. Xu Miao was very curious about what happened next, but it was a pity that these two stingy humans didn't show him.

When he returned to Yan Shuo's room, Xu Miao complained to Yan Shuo: "It's really stingy, and I don't let people see it."

Yan Shuo's hand that was reading the report stopped, and he looked at Xu Miao with an indescribable expression: "What did you see just now?" What about human mating | mating, he must have heard it wrong, right?

However, Xu Miao told him definitely and definitely that he heard it right, it is human mating|mating: "I didn't even know that the director and the crying girl were partners. I didn't even realize that they didn't have each other before. Why did they suddenly become partners."

Yan Shuo stroked the cat: "This is the private life of an adult. This is human beings. In the eyes of human beings, you don't have to be a partner to do such things. Many strangers can."

Xu Miao's eyes widened in shock, and then suddenly realized: "It turns out that what Yeli said is true, you humans are too careless."

Yan Shuo lowered his eyes and smiled slightly, pointing out: "Yes, we human beings have always been selfish, and the one we love the most is always ourselves, so you should not have too high expectations for human beings, because you will definitely be disappointed."

Xu Miao smiled and said, "I'm not afraid."

Yan Shuo raised his eyebrows: "Why?"

Xu Miao smiled confidently: "Because I haven't seen anyone prettier than me until now. Human beings are bothered because they are always pursuing beautiful things, but I am the prettiest."

Yan Shuo chuckled and asked, "Then what if I lose my mind in the future?"

Xu Miao hummed: "Then your heart is with me now?"

Yan Shuo was stunned, smiled and patted the vacant seat beside him: "It's getting late, go to sleep, we have to shoot an early scene tomorrow."

Xu Miao was dissatisfied, and then changed into a living person in an instant, lying naked on Yan Shuo's body: "Shuo Shuo, I want to chew on you."

The topic changed too quickly, and Yan Shuo didn't react immediately: "What's the matter? Are you hungry again?"

Xu Miao recalled the scene she saw in that room just now, then lowered her head and gnawed on Yan Shuo's mouth.

Yan Shuo was caught off guard by Xu Miao's initiative and suddenness, and subconsciously wanted to push him away, but Xu Miao hugged him tightly, and his mouth was out of order. It was really all kinds of biting, which made Yan Shuo say nothing. It's love|desire, I can't laugh or cry.

After finally getting a breath, Yan Shuo hurriedly said: "Mengmeng! Human kisses are not like this."

Xu Miao looked at him with bright lips and blinked: "What is that like?"

Yan Shuo coughed lightly: "You come down first."

Xu Miao snorted and said, "You must be trying to trick me down and find a reason to prevaricate me, so I won't be fooled."

When Yan Shuo was about to tear Xu Miao off his body, there was a knock on the door of the hotel. Yan Shuo hurriedly stuffed Xu Miao under the quilt and asked who it was.

The answer at the door was a girl, who said she was here to communicate about the shooting process.Yan Shuo didn't think much, got up and went to open the door, only to see that the person who came was somewhat familiar, but couldn't call out his name. He was a little strange and said, "Isn't the scene for tomorrow's filming already fixed? Has there been a change?"

The visitor smiled: "Actually, I want to ask, will your cats be mated again in the future? I have a little female cat in my family, and its appearance is somewhat similar to yours."

Yan Shuo directly shook his head and refused: "No, my family does not have such a willingness."

The woman laughed again and said: "That's it, what a pity, Mengmeng is so cute, I really want a cat that looks like it, do you want to see my cat? I'll show it to you, you are usually How do you raise cats, what brand of cat food does your Mengmeng eat? How about we talk about it?"

Yan Shuo did not go deep into the entertainment industry, but he is not stupid. At night, what kind of cats are you talking about? If you want to talk about cats, there is plenty of time in the daytime. Just when he was thinking about how to refuse, Xu Miao, who was covered with a quilt, jumped out of the bed After coming down, he ran over with a rattling sound, put his head on his shoulder, looked at the woman outside the door and said, "It's late, we're going to bed, if you want to talk about cats, you can talk about it tomorrow."

The moment she saw the face that appeared suddenly, two big words appeared in the mind of the [-]th-line actress with ulterior motives, "lose."