My cat has become a sperm

Lu Yitian, that little fresh meat singer who was ridiculed by the crowd for not being as good as a cat in acting, he would accept everything, but he would not admit defeat, especially wronged defeat.Entering the first TV show in the TV circle, not to mention how his fans shut their eyes and brag about it, but he himself couldn't watch it anymore. If it wasn't for his agent who didn't want to offend people to stop him, he would really have been like that director Torn apart.

Although the entertainment industry is changing rapidly, a black spot is always a black spot, and it can be taken out for a walk at any time, unless he stays away from the entertainment industry in the future.Especially seeing his fans vigorously defending him, saying that he is a professional singer, not an actor. It is normal for the first drama to have flaws. He can't help but feel sorry for the words of support that he hopes others will be more tolerant to him. .Why should the director let him take the blame and let his fans feel wronged for him, so when the next focus should be on the new album, he insisted on bringing up the schedule of the web drama.

This web drama is created by his own company, it is a modern myth drama, such as falling demons and catching ghosts, but the script is very sophisticated, the characters are very elegant, it is not the type of casual spoof, it can be said that as long as the producer is willing to Kung Fu, this drama is not talking about a big hit, it will definitely not be a hit, but because of the subject matter restrictions, this drama can only be broadcast online.

But now the Internet traffic can be said to account for the majority, and it is no longer the world of the star TV, so the company's investment in this drama is no less than that of the star TV.The point is, the director of this show has already been appointed by default. He is the small boss of their company, and also his elementary school, junior high school, and high school, until the university because of different majors.

Lu Yitian is confident in his little honey. This person is a top student, unlike Lu Yitian, who is not good at arts and sciences except for music. He is proficient in everything.In Lu Yitian's mind, he is definitely the best at what he does when he is young, so asking him to shoot this drama is, in his heart, a turning point for him to enter the film and television industry, a prelude to a perfect counterattack, and it is absolutely impossible. Myths that will fail.

Based on his understanding of Fa Xiao and his understanding of Fa Xiao, Lu Yitian can completely believe that as long as Fa Xiao is willing, it will be no problem to polish him into a movie king!After his online drama has turned around, he will spend money to buy the draft, and he must return the blame of the previous TV drama to the director!If this drama is still poorly filmed by him, then he will completely give up on the film and television industry and make music with peace of mind in the future. Even when he was young, his acting skills can't be saved, and no one can save him.

Because I really can't stand Lu Yitian's daily grievances, Lin Jun, the company's small boss and web drama director, also urged the editorial department to drive away Lu Yitian's role as a cat, which is not low. After they came out, they urged the company to pay. Fortunately, most of the people invited for this show were newcomers, so there was no problem with the schedule, so Lu Yitian's wish was fulfilled, and the filming started in the first half of the year.

The current situation is that everything is ready, only the cat is owed.Fortunately, although only cats are owed, this debt is only for Yan Shuo and the others, because the production team still needs to rent scenes, costumes and props are also in preparation, so it is not possible to say that the cat must get a seat tomorrow if the notice is notified today.It's just that Xu Miao is also an Internet celebrity cat who has acted in a TV series. The crew is worried that the later filming will hit the schedule for some work on the Internet celebrity cat, so they will notify in advance.

Informing Yan Shuo's drama manager hung up the phone, and laughed with the colleagues on the side: "This cat turned out to be our crew, the first one to notify in advance because of concerns about the schedule. It turns out that this cat is the biggest, does this mean that people are not as good as cats?"

The colleague next to him also laughed when he heard the words. It is true that, in various senses, people are not as good as cats.

The envied cat who lives better than humans is holding back desperately at home at the moment, Yan Shuo saw that his little face was blushing, and couldn't help but said: "Isn't it possible to turn back into a cat by using force? Do you want to read that formula of yours?" Let me listen, let me analyze it for you?" At the hot pot restaurant before, Ye Li just reached out and nodded Mengmeng's head, and said that the formula was passed to him, and even he didn't know what the formula was.

Xu Miao sat down on the carpet, shaking her ears that she didn't need to hide in the hat at home, and opened her mouth to speak a string of cat language that Yan Shuo couldn't understand.Looking at Mengmeng's expectant eyes, Yan Shuo coughed lightly: "I think it's better for you to slowly understand such a profound thing by yourself."

Xu Miao fell down on the carpet and rubbed: "It's so difficult to be a monster who wants to become a human, but it's even harder to be a monster who wants to turn back into a monster."

Yan Shuo pulled him up from the ground, and tidied up his rolled up clothes: "Don't force yourself, according to the contract we signed before, the schedule of the appointment is the second half of the year, and now they start shooting ahead of schedule, it's a No, we can refuse in advance due to the issue of schedule.” The big deal is to pay liquidated damages, the price of Mengmeng’s contract is very little, no matter how cats are, it is impossible to compare with the price of people, unless the top Internet celebrity cats.

Xu Miao thought for a while and asked, "When did they say the filming would start?"

"Probably next month, if all goes well."

Xu Miao gritted her teeth: "I will shoot! I will definitely transform myself before that!"

Seeing his eyes burning with fighting spirit, Yan Shuo touched his head and encouraged him: "Well, I believe you can do it." Encouragement and high-pressure education often have good results.

However, no matter how high the pressure is, you must also pay attention to the combination of work and rest. Blindly immersing yourself in cultivation may sometimes backfire, so Yan Shuo still takes Xu Miao to work during the day. Before, he could only learn through unilateral videos, but now Two-way video is available, but Yan Shuo changed Xu Miao's teacher. After all, when Xu Miao was still a cat, his voice was immature and immature. He couldn't explain the huge change, so he had to change the teacher.

As for teaching a teenager the most basic spelling and literacy, something that only the first grade of elementary school needs to learn, the new teacher said that it doesn't matter, anyway, it is the father who pays.

Face-to-face teaching makes it easier for Xu Miao to concentrate. After all, it is no longer one-sided to face the other side, and the other side does not know what he is doing here. It is as boring as watching a video. Now he can interact with each other from time to time, and this The teacher's Chinese seems to be quite good, and many words will tell the origin of the evolution in the form of short stories. Xu Miao listened very interestingly, and it also deepened the memory virtually. Xu Miao was satisfied with this, and Yan Shuo was also satisfied.

Yan Shuo originally thought about getting a student status for Mengmeng and stuffing it into the university this year, but he was afraid that he would not adapt to the human society when he just became a human, so he planned to see his study progress first, but at present, the progress not bad.

Every day at [-] o'clock in the afternoon, it is Yan Shuo's special afternoon tea time. Xu Miao used to order takeaway food, and would often invite all Yan Shuo's employees to have a cup of milk tea and a small cake. Anyway, Yan Shuo's employees don't There are so many, even the cleaning aunts add up to only about ten or so. Xu Miao is a rich cat, but he is generous. Now, he has won the first place in the popularity of Yan Shuo's studio, and the original number one lucky star Mengmeng cat pushed to the second place.

But today, the restaurant that Xu Miao wants to eat is two streets away from Yan Shuo's studio, and it takes three stops by subway. The key is that there is no takeaway yet.Since he changed into a human being, he has never gone out alone. Seeing that Yan Shuo was busy drawing pictures, he volunteered that he wanted to go out to buy takeaway alone!

Yan Shuo originally didn't want to agree. In his eyes, Xu Miao's self-care ability is worse than that of a three-year-old child, and he has never let Xu Miao go out alone. It is impossible to say that he can rest assured, but the child is older, There will always be a day when he will leave his old father (??), so Yan Shuo weighed in for a moment and nodded in agreement, but told him to take his cell phone and call him if he had anything to do.

Xu Miao cheered and took the money from Yan Shuo's wallet. Although the mobile phone can be used to pay, for the demon who travels alone for the first time, it is always more at ease to carry some money with him, and he kicked the bus that Yan Shuo ran for him. Ka, after making sure that the headscarf and hat were worn tightly, he went out with arrogance.

As soon as Xu Miao left, Yan Shuo's design drawings couldn't be drawn anymore. After thinking about it, he might as well drive to the door of the store and wait. , then he will not show up.

After he found a place to park the car, and found a good location in the bookstore opposite the store, Mengmeng, who came from the subway, walked briskly towards the store, looking at the hat, scarf and mask They were all well worn, and Yan Shuo suddenly felt satisfied, but whether the problem of walking and bouncing needs to be corrected, after thinking about it, he decided to forget it, anyway, Mengmeng is still young.

The young classmate Mengmeng came to the door of the sushi restaurant and was about to open the door when he vaguely smelled the smell of his shit-shoveling officer. He stopped involuntarily and sniffed carefully, and then smelled that smell It seemed to come from himself, he couldn't help but grabbed his clothes and took a big breath, the smell of his shit shoveler was good, so he opened the door and entered the store contentedly.

Shuo Shuo had taught him that when talking to people, try to look directly at each other. It is basic etiquette to take off your hat and mask. I ordered all kinds of sushi, especially all kinds of fresh shrimp and salmon sashimi.

Dazed by that face, the clerk went to place an order in a daze. Xu Miao found a seat and sat down consciously. She took out her phone and was about to send a WeChat message to the shit shovel officer.

But before he sent a message, a man came over and asked if he could sit here.Xu Miao looked around, because it was not the normal meal time, the store was empty, and there were basically no people there, so she nodded after thinking about it.After the man sat down, Xu Miao simply stood up and changed seats.

The man was very cheeky and stuck to him again, Xu Miao immediately asked vigilantly: "What do you want?"

The man took out a business card and handed it to Xu Miao. Xu Miao glanced at it, but couldn't read the English name, so he didn't reach out to pick it up. The man had no choice but to say: "Hello, I'm Aiwen from Starlight International, Starlight International do you know?"

Xu Miao shook his head, and Ai Wen said: "Yixiu, the film king, and Zhou Hongming, the singer, both belong to our company. I am very optimistic about your appearance. I wonder if you are interested in developing in the entertainment industry?"

Xu Miao wanted to say that he had developed in the entertainment circle, but he was a cat, not a human, but he didn’t know any of the movie kings and singers this person was talking about, so he shook his head warily: “No, I don’t want to, no interest."

Seeing Xu Miao's three consecutive rejections without hesitation, Ai Wen hurriedly wanted to lobby. With Xu Miao's face, even if it was a vase, even if he didn't know anything, he would definitely be popular if he sat there quietly. After training, it is definitely a seedling of the big fire. Aiwen didn't expect that he would come across such a good seedling when he came out to buy something to eat. Naturally, he couldn't let it go.

Ai Wen spoke quickly, talking about the benefits of the entertainment industry, the development prospects of their company, some of the existing big names in the company, and some of the company's resources. As long as he is willing to sign a contract, he can immediately take over What kind of work is it, it's a pity that if you tell Xu Miao slowly and clearly, he may still be able to understand, but Xu Miao is confused when he speaks so fast.

Hearing that, Xu Miao kept hiding, and hid from his seat to the front desk. He looked pitifully at the salesman at the front desk why he hadn't packed the things he bought. The salesman couldn't help but want to stand up and stop this. A so-called agent abducted a child.

Aiwen couldn't help reaching out to pull Xu Miao, wanting to invite him to visit his company. After seeing the stars he mentioned, he might be interested, or believe that he is not a liar.

Xu Miao hurriedly pulled back his hand. If he hadn't kept in mind what Yan Shuo said, he must never hit someone easily outside, and he couldn't help but shoot.The next second when he thought of Yan Shuo, the store door was pushed open again, and a strong smell of a shit-shoveling officer came to his nostrils. Xu Miao raised his head subconsciously, and when he saw the person coming, he opened his arms and ran away as if he had found the backbone. Passed over: "Shuo Shuo!"

Yan Shuo held Xu Miao in his arms with one hand, stroked his head with the other to comfort him, and then turned his attention to the person who had been chasing after his cat who didn't know what he was talking about, and said in a cold tone: "No Do you know what's the matter with Mr. chasing my child?"

Ai Wen looked at the parent in front of him who seemed to be quite aura, and quickly put on a professional smile, saying what he was very optimistic about Xu Miao and his willingness to sign a contract with Xu Miao.

Unexpectedly, the parent said without even thinking about it: "I'm not interested, I don't need it, thank you."

Ai Wen: "..." Is it true that we are a family, the three consecutive refusals are so tacit.