My cat has become a sperm

Xu Miao leaned on the railing on the second floor and looked down. The villa Yan Shuo bought had a yard outside. Before, the yard was empty and there were no plants. Yan Shuo said before that the yard would be filled up. It was turned into a garage, which was convenient for some employees to come and go. The European-style tables, chairs and coffee tables are very casually arranged.

Probably because there are too many flowers and plants. Because the boss has cats, the employees here will also feed some food to the wild cats from time to time, so some stray cats nearby will come here occasionally. At the moment, a white cat and a raccoon cat are doing work downstairs. The shameful thing, Xu Miao has a smile on the corner of his mouth, this is indeed the season of recovery of all things, he has become a human now, and he can do some shameful things with Shuoshuo.

The two shy cats are not afraid of people. People pass by them from time to time. The two cats ignore those people and continue to do whatever they want. Can't help but look back again and again.

Xu Miao clicked his tongue twice, this is what Shuo Shuo said about the implicitly beautiful person. If you want to see it, it would be nice to watch it openly like him, but you want to see it but you are too embarrassed to watch it, how tiring you are.

When he was watching it vigorously, he was urged by the staff all the time, saying that his children were watching something inappropriate for children, Boss Yan, who had no choice but to go upstairs and cover his eyes: "What are you looking at? If you are bored, then go to my office." Playing games, didn't you always want to play games before?"

Xu Miao pulled Yan Shuo's hand away and pointed outside: "Shuo Shuo, look at them!"

Yan Shuo glanced at it, although he felt that it was no big deal for two cats to mate, but his little fairy was also a cat, which made him feel a little awkward, so he simply pushed Xu Miao into the house Zuo: "This kind of behavior of animals is instinctive. They don't know how to cover it up, so they are so arrogant and unscrupulous, but people can't. Now that you have become a human being, you have to learn human etiquette. "

Xu Miao turned her head and said, "Do you want to learn the beauty of restraint?"

Yan Shuo chuckled: "Humans have a lot of human rules, and you have to learn them. If you see this kind of scene again in the future, you should avoid it. It's nothing to watch anyway."

Xu Miao said: "So human beings have to come secretly to do this kind of thing?"

Unexpectedly, Yan Shuo, who was taught how to dress and eat, but also taught this kind of problem, suddenly felt a little dizzy, thought for a while and said: "There is an age limit for this kind of thing, just like a cat, it can't be posted when it is too young| Love, right?"

Xu Miao nodded: "How old is the human being? Can you do it?"

Yan Shuo said, "Of course I can do it at my age."

Xu Miao's eyes lit up immediately, but before he drooled and yelled at his partner, he heard Yan Shuo say: "But you can't, the ID card I made for you shows that your year, although in the human world Legally an adult, but effectively a child, so at least not until you're 22 as a human being."

Xu Miao counted with her fingers: "That's another four years!"

Seeing Xu Miao's face full of thunderbolts, as if he had said something that he couldn't bear, Yan Shuo laughed and said: "Of course, you have just become a human being, so why are you thinking about such things? You are still young, now It’s the time to eat, drink, and have fun, and in the human world, this is something that couples are allowed to do. Although the times are progressing and opening up, many things are not so particular, but our Mengmeng is a good child, right? On the premise of guaranteeing a stable future for the other party, the behavior should not be too casual."

Xu Miao really wants to say that they are partners, but thinking that his demon core is not stable now, his ears have not retracted, and there is no way to give his demon core to Yan Shuo so that he can live like himself For a long, long time, it is true that there is no way to be responsible for Yan Shuo's future, and the ears hidden in the hat suddenly droop, which is not in line with all his expectations after he became a human.

Yan Shuo didn't know what he was thinking about, but he seemed to understand what he said just now, and couldn't help but confirm again: "So what I just said, can you do it? "

Xu Miao looked up at him pitifully: "If you can't guarantee your partner's future life, can't you do shameful things?"

Hmm... It seems right to say it so bluntly, so Yan Shuo nodded: "Boys must take responsibility, and Mengmeng is a responsible boy, so he has to do responsible things, right? "

Xu Miao nodded holding back her tears. She finally became a human being. She didn't expect that there are so many rules in the human world. It's okay for him to fall in love before, but Shuo Shuo is right. As a man, you have to be responsible. Xin, he will definitely work harder to practice, and strive to give the demon pill to Shuo Shuo before the age of 22!

So Yan Shuo, who rarely reached a consensus at a certain point, adjusted Xu Miao's turban and hat, making sure that his ears would not be exposed, and that no one would notice the difference between his ears and ordinary people, so he took him down. building.

All the employees who had been waiting downstairs saw the boss come down with the child named Yan Meng, and their eyes suddenly became hotter. How could there be such a good-looking child? The one with fair skin and tender face, especially Those blue eyes, the one who is easy to see and is almost a foul, the one who obediently follows the boss, the cute one can't wait to explode in place and want to sneak back and lock him up.

So the oldest lady in charge of finance in the studio couldn't help but said: "Boss, if you take Xiaomeng out in the future, you must pay close attention." God knows when the boss brought this little boy here today, Everyone in their office was dumbfounded and wondered if this was a celebrity.

Yan Shuo turned his head and saw a confused face, but enough to seduce others to commit crimes, and nodded helplessly. He has now thoroughly experienced the pride and anxiety that his own child is too good-looking.

Now Xu Miao is finally able to follow Yan Shuo to the hot pot restaurant openly and aboveboard, and he doesn't need to find a hot pot restaurant with a separate box. He can finally eat all the hot pot restaurants in the top ten rankings on Food Network. up.So he couldn't help jumping and walking all the way, even though he was wearing a mask, this small jumping appearance attracted many people to look back, and Yan Shuo couldn't bear it anymore and directly reached out to hold him.

Xu Miao saw his partner holding him, so he quickly posted it. He had long imagined walking on the road hand in hand with my dear like a human being. Although it is very comfortable to be held in my arms, it is also very interesting to be held in this way. .

Yan Shuo realized that he seemed to be more interested in boys when he had his first spring/dream. Later, after high school and university, he was even more sure that he should not like girls, but domestic tolerance for homosexuality is not high. It's not very high. Although everyone says that homosexuality and heterosexuality are love, if a gay couple walks outside, the return rate is definitely [-]%.

So when Mengmeng posted it and the expressions of passers-by around him changed, Yan Shuo's first thought was to refuse. Although he had long been used to shielding others from his eyes, Mengmeng was different. He has just become a human being and has just come into contact with the human world. He doesn't want to feel strange eyes before Mengmeng sees the beauty of human beings.

But when he turned his head and saw under the brim of the hat, Mengmeng's beautiful eyes were full of joy, holding his hand tightly was full of dependence, Yan Shuo felt that he really had no way to push him away.Maybe he has ghosts in his heart, so he can't help worrying about such a strangeness.After a little struggle, Yan Shuo gave up, just treat him as a father holding his son, although no matter what he did, he couldn't give birth to such a big son.

Although there is no need to find a restaurant with private rooms for dinner with Mengmeng now, but Ye Li was invited today, and they might talk about goblin cultivation, so it is better for Yan Shuo to choose a private/secret/sexual place after entering the restaurant corner of.

Xu Miao skillfully picked up the tablet handed over by the waiter, stretched out her claws to order, and almost ordered all the dishes in the store, especially all kinds of meat. If Yan Shuo didn't stop him, he would only ask him to start with five servings. / order, he almost ordered ten of everything.

Yan Shuo also skillfully explained to the clerk who was alarmed by the menu and asked if he had placed the wrong order. They have a friend with a big appetite, so they eat a lot. If possible, they will add more dishes later, so don't be too surprised.

Ye Lixuan's store is on this street. He quickly selected the store, and the renovation started last week. So Yan Shuo and Xu Miao sat there for a while, and Ye Li came in with a taste of decoration. .Although he already knew that Xu Miao Dujie had become an adult on the phone, when he saw it with his own eyes, he was still very surprised: "You don't have any ancient blood, do you? Do you have any legendary experience? Otherwise, it is almost impossible. It's an impossible thing."

Regarding the matter of Xiao Jinzhu, Yan Shuo had already made Xu Miao seal his mouth, and he must not reveal it to the outside world, so knowing that he was inseparable from that little Jinzhu as an adult, Xu Miao still shook his head: "It's just that I have absorbed some merits and virtues." Afterwards, there was a sudden thunder calamity, and suddenly turned into a human, and everything happened so suddenly that I can't even retract my ears now."

Ye Li touched the hat and found that there were indeed cat ears, so he passed on the practice formulas he got from an old Taoist priest: "These formulas can only be practiced by monsters who are powerful enough to transform into shapes. You were young before, and I thought it would take at least a hundred years for the thin aura to work. I didn’t expect it to be so long. Anyway, you should try it first. If it doesn’t work, don’t force it. It’s just cat ears. Wear a pair of earrings. The hat is fine, it’s not a big deal, even if someone breaks it, you can just say that you like cats very much, and you have plastic surgery ears.”

Xu Miao looked at Ye Li in amazement, and then asked Yan Shuo who was beside him: "Can it still be like this?"

Yan Shuo said: "There are so many strange people in the world. Although this kind of argument is possible, it is better not to be smashed if possible."

Xu Miao nodded: "I will definitely practice hard!"

Ye Li smiled and said, "If you can become a human, can you also transform back?" After a goblin becomes a human, he can transform back with a whiz. Forced to be beaten back to its original form, otherwise it would also need to be transformed by demon magic.

Xu Miao said: "I haven't tried it yet, I'm afraid I won't be able to change back if I try."

Ye Li hooked his lips into a smile: "I think you should practice how to turn back into a cat instead of shrinking your ears."

Xu Miao's head was full of question marks: "Why?"

As soon as Ye Li said it, Yan Shuo understood what he meant, and he heard Ye Li say: "You have already signed a contract with someone to make a TV series, have you forgotten?"

Xu Miao couldn't help but look at Yan Shuo. He really forgot that although the filming of the show hasn't started yet, it might not start filming so soon, but what should he do if he can't turn back into a cat before filming starts?

Yan Shuo patted his head: "Don't be afraid, the big deal is that you won't shoot for liquidated damages."

It's a pity that there is a saying in the world that what you are afraid of will come. That drama that was originally scheduled to start filming in the second half of the year has unfortunately started filming.

The author has something to say:

Xu Miao: You can't be ashamed before the age of 22, it's so hard.

Yan Shuo: No, you can.

Xu Miao: Huh?Why?

Yan Shuo: Because when I said this at the beginning, my mind was flooded.