My cat has become a sperm

Rubbing is the best way to cultivate feelings between partners. This kind of behavior can exchange the body odor of both parties. In the animal world, the smell can even contain all their information.Use smell to divide territory, use smell to mark belongings, use smell to communicate, etc., so Yan Shuo promised Xu Miao that he can rub against him, which means that Yan Shuo is willing to let Xu Miao's smell stay on him.

It's a pity that Xu Miao is still too young to become a human being, otherwise his scent will completely merge with Yan Shuo, and they can be regarded as partners.In order not to let Yan Shuo wait too long, the lazy Xu Miao, who has always wanted to become an adult, made up his mind completely and began to work hard to improve himself. on.

Looking at Mengmeng's transformation, Yan Shuo only felt that he had grown up, just like a human being is equivalent to a little adult after menarche.Yan Shuo sighed full of heart, the little milk cat he raised is fortunately a demon, otherwise if one day he was hooked away by the mother cat, he would be so heartbroken.

However, this beautiful situation lasted for less than two days, and his Mengmeng seemed to have been beaten back to its original shape, poking the cat cake that had slumped into a puddle of mud, Yan Shuo said with a smile: "Are you a 3-minute heat? Or did your passion for class burn out after only two days?"

Xu Miao looked at Yan Shuo for a long time, and then said with an unsatisfied regret, "My tail doesn't itch anymore."

Yan Shuo chuckled: "Isn't it good that it doesn't itch anymore?" As long as he was with Mengmeng these two days, he couldn't do anything but lick his tail. Fortunately, the time was short, just a few days, otherwise The tail must be bald.

Xu Miao glanced at him resentfully, rubbing rubbing at first was to relieve the itching, but when he accidentally got the coolness of rubbing, the tail didn't itch anymore, it felt like a big roast chicken, just took two bites, then To be carried away by someone is too terrible.

Yan Shuo patted his head, distracted him and said, "The TV series you acted in has already started broadcasting."

Xu Miao immediately pricked up her ears: "A TV series? Is it going to be broadcast today?"

Yan Shuo picked up the tablet and clicked into the video software: "The broadcast started two days ago, but there should be your footage in today's update, do you want to watch it?"

Xu Miao didn't bother about the short period of time, anyway, it wasn't that she would stop being in heat after this time, and she just wanted to cherish the time in heat in the future, so she nodded repeatedly: "Yes!" This is his First time on TV screen, must watch!

Tutu, who is more conscientious than Xu Miao, has already published an announcement on the account of Miao Jing. The cat who has been on TV is different from the Internet celebrity cat, and their social status is different.There are quite a few star pets nowadays, but 90.00% of them are Internet celebrities. This is Miaomiao’s debut on the silver screen. There may be more opportunities to participate in the future. This is a great opportunity for him to transform from an Internet celebrity to a star, so he has to take advantage of it Promote it well.

As a result, Xu Tutu never expected that this meow fine account he had been raising as a cub would break through ten million overnight, and it was still in the top three trending searches, and the reason for this phenomenon turned out to be his meow acting skills.

This drama is about the melee between warlords during the Republic of China. The main character is Lu Yitian, who debuted as a draft singer. This draft is not a domestic draft, but a certain Han who is known as a star-making factory.It was plated with a layer of gold on the outside, and after returning, it was very popular. Wherever you go, you will be greeted and hugged, and every sneeze will be the most searched traffic.This TV series invited him to star in for the sake of traffic.

With this streaming king around, the premiere of the TV series became popular, and at the same time, the singer's acting skills became the object of criticism.This Lu Yitian has many fans and is very popular, but there are also many black fans. On the one hand, he is scolded by Chengxiang, and on the other hand, he is supported by his own fans. It is the first time that he crosses the border, and his lack of acting skills is understandable.

No one is born with acting skills. My idol has worked very hard and will definitely improve in the future.

There are also no brains, why Lu Yitian's acting skills are very good, look at other traffic Xiaosheng Xiaohua, her idol is really good at acting, and there are all kinds of Lu Yitian on the screen, let me know, thank you.

Originally, the hot spot on the barrage was the fierce battle between Lu Yitian's fans and black fans. Unexpectedly, when Xu Miao's camera came out, the flames of war would actually burn to a cat.

Yan Shuo hugged Mengmeng and jumped directly to the episode where he appeared. He also thought that it is impossible for people to have acting requirements for a cat, and the keyboard man would not touch the keyboard on a cat, so it is estimated that the barrage Even if it was mentioned on the Internet, it would only be a compliment like how cute it is, but he didn't expect that the barrage was much more exciting than he thought.

[The acting skills in this play are the best, cute and cute, come and see Lu Yitian, the cat's acting skills are better than yours!

[I actually saw the acting skills in the eyes of a cat, the cute acting skills burst, there is no comparison and no harm@吕一天. 】

[My god, I can actually see the emotion of fear from the eyes of a cat, but I can't see the joy, anger, sorrow and joy from the eyes of the protagonist. What kind of fairy drama is this? Director, you have the ability to adjust|teach one It's just a cat, why can't I tune|teach the lead actor? ! 】

[I think Mengmeng can be nominated for Best Supporting Actor at the Ewha TV Festival, but no animal has ever been nominated for a TV movie these days, it's simply racist! 】

[The best supporting actor can have this!Those TV award judges, take a good look, a cat's acting skills are crushing the protagonist, what's wrong with the current entertainment industry? 】

[It was pushed in by a hot spot. The title of the hot spot was about a cat's acting skills. I didn't understand it before. After watching the leading role, I looked at the cat again. I was impressed by the cat's acting skills. 】

[My cutie!My cute cat!I know that your acting skills are good, but I didn't expect you to be so good at acting. It's a pity that those who have acting skills are paid extra money these days, and those who are less acting than extras are paid sky-high salaries, tsk tsk tsk. 】

Xu Miao was sitting in Yan Shuo's arms, her round cat eyes were watching the barrage that kept swiping the screen without blinking, some complicated words were skipped even though they were guessing, but most of the words were still understandable, Immediately flicking his tail proudly: "Look, Shuo Shuo, many people praised me for my acting skills!"

Yan Shuo smiled: "Yeah, Mengmeng is the best, and she is amazing at everything."

Xu Miao was very happy in her heart, but she was still a little shy to be praised so bluntly by Yan Shuo: "Shuo Shuo is also very good, and he is great in everything he does."

Yan Shuo touched his head: "Do you know what that sentence was called?"

Xu Miao looked up in confusion, Yan Shuo smiled and said, "That's called business bragging."

After Yan Shuo finished speaking, he put Xu Miao on the sofa: "Okay, take your time, I'm going to work."

Xu Miao glanced at the tablet, and then at Yan Shuo. He wanted to accompany Yan Shuo to work, but he also wanted to see what others praised him for. After struggling for a while, he chose to watch TV first, and then work with the shit shoveler.

When Xu Miao was staring at the screen and looking too beautiful, because of too many clicks, a trending search called "acting skills are not as good as cats" was pushed up.Lu Yitian's working team deliberately wanted to suppress this topic. After all, it's better that his acting skills are not as good as someone's. He is a singer and not a professional actor, but his acting skills are not as good as cats. If this label is attached, it will be a black spot.

Lu Yitian also attached great importance to his first play. He even tried his best to express the emotions that the director wanted him to express, but the pictures presented were all kinds of exaggerated. It was really not as good as a cat. computer.

The assistant at the side quickly comforted him: "The company has already started operations to suppress the topic. You are not a film and television professional. Don't take this kind of remarks to heart. It's better to focus on the new album."

Lu Yitian turned to look at the assistant: "You also think I'm not as good as a cat?"

The assistant was at a loss for words at the moment, just judging from the comparisons edited on the Internet, it is indeed a bit... not very good, but: "You don't want to argue with a cat, what do cats know?"

Lu Tiantian snorted: "Cats really don't understand, but humans do. What's wrong with this Ge Cong? Is there a grudge against me?"

Ge Cong is the director of this TV series. A director controls the rhythm of the entire filming. If the director is careful to teach an actor, the effect will definitely not be like this. The point is that he, Lu Yitian, was already very obedient during the filming. , don't be late, don't leave early, don't cut out pictures, he is a newcomer, he doesn't understand many things, it's what the director said, he came as the director guided him, and in the end, what the hell did he get scolded for? acting.

Lu Tiantian thought for a while, then said to his assistant, "Please contact me with the owner of that cat."

The assistant said helplessly now: "No way, one day, if you really get into a fight with a cat, then the black fans will probably smash you into the center of the earth."

Lu Yitian rolled his eyes: "Am I such a naive person? It's obvious that the director's skill is not good enough. Why should I take the blame? Didn't the company create a web drama for me next? You can contact the company , Let’s see if the screenwriter can change the script, this time I’m still stuck with this drama, I don’t believe I can’t get my acting skills, from now on, that guy named Ge Cong, don’t cooperate anymore!”

It was only after entering the entertainment industry that Lu Yitian discovered that many things are not as simple as the outside world sees them. Let’s talk about acting skills. He does not have acting skills, but it does not mean that he does not accept refinements. As long as the director is patient Guidance, he did not believe that this drama would be filmed like this.That Ge Congcongxian just liked his traffic, and didn't bother to work hard on him. There is no such good thing in this world.

The assistant now understands that his artist doesn't want to compete with the cat, but wants to compete with the director, but he doesn't understand, so just knock, why do you want to bring someone else's cat? The cat is messing with whoever it is.

Xu Miao, who didn't provoke anyone, soon found out from Yan Shuo that there was a web drama that he was looking for to shoot, and the role of the drama was even more important than that of the second male lead. It was Lu Yitian who recommended him. Thinking that he is now in the Xu Miao looked at Yan Shuo's serious expression on the online love-hate entanglement with that Lu Yitian, "He must be jealous of my acting skills, so he plans to compete with me in another place!"

Yan Shuo laughed and said, "Then what do you think?"

Xu Miao waved her paw: "Shot!"