My cat has become a sperm

After that person was caught, Xu Miao has been waiting for the golden light of merit. The golden light of merit needs to be thanked sincerely. He thought that no one would know what he had done. Without the golden light of merit, how could there be some merit? He waited until Yan Shuo got off work, but he didn't even wait.

Xu Miao was dejected, wondering if what that person did was just karmic revenge in the eyes of heaven, not a bad person at all, so he was arrested like this, and that person just accepted the legal punishment set by human beings , Tiandao does not approve, if this is the case, Xu Miao feels that he has done a bad thing, and he has caught a good person.

But before he was depressed, Xu Miao, who was about to turn on the computer and go to class after dinner, suddenly felt a very strong sense of merit attacking him.Xu Miao yelled to Yan Shuo in surprise that he has merit, and he was about to practice, so he quickly closed his eyes and lay down.This has gained merit again, and I don't need to take today's class. I couldn't be happier.

Yan Shuo poked his head out of the kitchen to take a look. Seeing that Mengmeng was really practicing, he wiped his hands and prepared to go online to ask the teacher for leave.In the afternoon, Mengmeng was still thinking about whether he did something bad, so Tiandao didn't give him a reward. I didn't expect that the reward was not instant. Could it be that Tiandao really needs to pay it after liquidation?

Xu Miao, who happily absorbed the merit, didn't know that besides him, the group of wild cats who bit the gangster also had merit this time.Those wild cats are ordinary cats without enlightenment. In this era, the aura is thin. If there is no great fortune, let alone enlightenment, I don’t know how many reincarnations it will take to get rid of the animal way.

But if you have merit, then the situation is different. Although you may not be able to rely on this merit to open your mind and cultivate, but in reincarnation, with the blessing of merit, you may be able to avoid suffering in the animal way in the next life. This can be regarded as no small fortune.

Xu Miao worked so hard to snatch most of the meritorious energy that belonged to him from the little golden bead, and gnawed on the little golden bead diligently all night, only to be woken up by the tickle of her own tail the next day.

He didn't even have time to make a few laps, he hugged his tail and bit it, but the itchy place was the root of the tail, it was a bit difficult to bite, and within two laps, Yan Shuo was tossed awake, and the moment he opened his eyes, he Seeing Mengmeng's distorted posture, Funny hugged him into his arms: "Is this because you're happy after practicing? You've been making noise since morning."

Xu Miao struggled out of his arms, sat down on the bed, then pressed her tail and started rubbing desperately: "Shuo Shuo, my tail is so itchy."

Hearing this, Yan Shuo sat up, picked him up again, and checked him with his tail. There was no swelling or anything, so he touched him: "Where is it itching?"

Xu Miao turned around to bite, and Yan Shuo quickly pulled his tail out of his mouth. He was afraid that Mengmeng would bite his own tail bald in order to relieve the itching, but he still stretched out his hand and gently bit it on him just now. Scratching the place: "Here?"

Xu Miao quickly straightened her body, with a |groan|groan|voice that was comfortable being scratched: "Well... a little bit below, oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh Is the tail broken?"

Yan Shuo scratched him carefully. Just as he was wondering if there might be some parasitic skin disease, he found that the black circle on the tip of Mengmeng's tail turned into six circles, and the tickling stopped immediately: "Cute."

Seeing that he stopped moving, Xu Miao couldn't help but want to bite, and couldn't care what Yan Shuo wanted to tell him.

Yan Shuo put his tail in front of Xu Miao: "Look, six laps."

Xu Miao's eyes widened in shock, six circles all at once?Rounding up, he is equivalent to an adult!

"How come there are six circles all at once? So fast? Then am I going to become a human?" When he came out of the Demon League, he only had three circles, and even the third circle was not complete. How long is it now? It's only been a year, and there are already six laps, and if it takes three more laps, won't he be turned into a human!

Xu Miao held his tail and looked at it for a long time in disbelief, and then jumped up and down on the bed with his tail flicking. After a while, he held his tail and watched it again and again, counting over and over again. In the era when the aura was thin, he could cultivate so quickly, this is simply a talent against heaven!

Yan Shuo frowned slightly: "You have improved so fast, will your cultivation be unstable? It doesn't mean that you will go through calamities when you change people. What if your cultivation is unstable and you can't resist the calamities?"

Xu Miao didn't care and said, "I'm a person who absorbs merits and virtues to cultivate. The way of heaven doesn't kill people with merits and virtues. Maybe I won't be hacked at all, and I will become a human directly!"

Yan Shuo poked him on the head: "Be careful, there is no big mistake, you should practice steadily, play less in the future, and practice diligently. If you can really become a human in just a few years, how much time will you have?" You have to have time to play, and you can go abroad to play."

Xu Miao rolled her eyes, and then immediately finished, nodding solemnly: "Yes, you are right, I want to practice hard and strive to become a human being, so our courses will be temporarily suspended, I want Sprint hard to become a human!"

The cat I raise knows what poop is just by sticking out its ass. How could Yan Shuo not know what this little thing is thinking, so he stared at him for a while, and he looked away guiltily before saying: "As a It’s really difficult for a cat to go to class, and its paws can’t hold a pen to write, so it’s really inconvenient for no one, since you decided to sprint and practice hard, then the class should stop.”

Before Xu Miao could express her surprise, Yan Shuo said slowly: "When you become a human, you can go to school. Since you can't even recognize pinyin, you will learn it from elementary school. Sixth grade in elementary school. One year, I went to school at six in the morning and finished at five in the evening. For three years of junior high school, I went to school at six in the morning and finished at eight in the evening. For three years of high school, I had to get up for school at five in the morning and finish at nine or ten in the evening. Try harder Take a university entrance examination and study for four years, your study career will be considered as graduation, and I will have less to worry about when the school teacher restrains you, so let's wait until you become a human and then go to school, what do you think Mengmeng?"

As if struck by lightning, Xu Miao opened his mouth for a long time and couldn't make a sound. Why didn't he know that it takes so long for human beings to go to school?Dozens of years have passed by casually, and it would be too scary to ask him to study for more than ten years!

The little heart was so frightened by Yan Shuo's talk about going to school that it almost stopped beating, and it took a while to speak weakly: "Then if I start class from now, how long will I have to study?"

Yan Shuo pretended to think for a while, and then said: "Start to learn the basics now, until you become a human being, and then you will be able to read and write well, so naturally you don't need to learn these basics. When the time comes to learn a major, the professional courses will last for three or four years, and it will be over after finishing the study.”

Xu Miao's eyes lit up: "Then what if I become a human next year?"

Yan Shuo said: "Then next year you can go to study majors."

Xu Miao's hairy face was tangled for a while before finally making a difficult decision. He was weak and said weakly: "I'd better go to class. What time is today's class?"

Yan Shuo couldn't help but hook his lips into a smile when he looked at him with his head on his head. He really is the cutest kid who loves to learn.

Poor Xu Miao, the long circle of tail can't resist the itching at the base of the tail. He doesn't know if the itching of his tail is related to the long circle, but he has tried his best to restrain himself from biting his tail, but he can't bear the itching every time. Go and bite twice, if Yan Shuo hadn't been holding him and stroking him from time to time, he would have bitten his tail bald.

So much so that while showing off his tail circle to Tutu, he twisted into a circle from time to time to bite his own tail.Before Xu Tutu had time to shock the speed of his long tail circle, he couldn't help but said: "Meow, are you in love?"

As soon as Xu Miao took a bite of her own tail, she stared at Tutu in a daze: "Emotion? Emotion will make your tail itch?"

Xu Tutu shrugged: "How do I know, we don't know each other... Hey wait, don't we know Ye Li? You can ask Ye Li." Maybe it's the itchy tail.

Ye Li, who delivered the food, answered Xu Miao's phone call in his busy schedule, and said in surprise, "Sent | love? Are you in love?"

After Ye Li finished speaking, he noticed that the passers-by who passed by him looked at him strangely, Ye Li hummed in his heart, human beings are hypocrisy, human beings are more shameless than their cats when they are in heat, what kind of innocence is pretending here.

Xu Miao scratched his tail with his paw, and said, "It's just a sudden itchy tail. The rabbit said it might be in heat, Yeli, did your tail itch when you were in heat?"

Ye Li thought for a while, he hadn't become a human when he was in love, it was more than 100 years ago, and he didn't remember it clearly, so he said: "It seems that there may be, then you Do you feel restless now, do you want to rub?"

Xu Miao thought for a while: "I feel very comfortable when I rub my tail in Shuo Shuo's hand."

Ye Li thought about it seriously, and decided: "Then you are | in love, don't suppress it when you are in love, come out however you feel comfortable, and know how to vent."

Xu Miao hung up the phone with a tangled face, and Tutu came up and said, "You must be in love. Unexpectedly, you are the first one in this class of monsters."

Xu Miao glanced at Tutu and said nothing. Although he has never been in love, he knows that this kind of thing can only be done between partners. It is true that he likes Shuoshuo, but what if Shuoshuo is not willing? What about being his partner?

He struggled until Yan Shuo came back from buying vegetables. Xu Miao looked at Yan Shuo and hesitated to speak. Yan Shuo was baffled by him for a while, so he asked, "What's wrong? Why are you looking at me all the time?"

Xu Miao thought about it, and decided to be a little more tactful: "Shuo Shuo, I...I'm in love."

Yan Shuo was stunned for a moment, and then thought that Mengmeng's tail had been itching for the past few days, so he said: "So your itchy tail is because you have grown up and become estrous?"

Xu Miao nodded, and said again: "Then are you willing to give me a rub?"

Yan Shuo didn't react for a while: "Come on?"

Xu Miao nodded: "It feels comfortable when I rub against you."

Now Yan Shuo is entangled. There are only three ways for a cat to get into heat.The first two are definitely not good for Mengmeng, so there is only the third one, but it seems a little bad for Mengmeng to hold back, so Yan Shuo, who is both a father and a mother, had no choice but to say: " If you feel comfortable, then rub it."

Xu Miao looked up in surprise: "Shuo Shuo, are you really willing to let me rub?"

Yan Shuo picked him up from the sofa, and rubbed his itchy place by the way: "This kind of thing will be intermittent, and it will be fine after this period of time, and you can't go to the mother cat, so you want to be here Just rub it on me."

Xu Miao jumped on Yan Shuo's body at once, hugged his head and kissed him: "Shuo Shuo, you are so kind!" With a shit-shoveling officer and a partner, he must be the most winner in life in the whole world. !