My cat has become a sperm

Xu Miao was awakened by the noisy noise with sleepy eyes, and when she turned her head, she saw that the seats next to the shit shovel officer were all vacant, so she stretched out under the quilt and shook her messy hair After a while, Xu Miao jumped out of bed.

Xu Miao hid at the railing on the second floor and looked down. Yan Shuo was standing with several people in the same clothes, holding a remote control and watching the TV. Xu Miao watched for a while and saw Yan Shuo signed a piece of paper. , Those few people wearing the same clothes cleared away a pile of large cardboard boxes in the house.

Xu Miao's eyes were involuntarily fixed on the cardboard box. Although it was a bit big, it looked like a lot of fun, and for some reason, she wanted to drill into it.It's a pity that before he ran downstairs, those people dragged the cardboard box and foam board out of the gate.

Yan Shuo waved to Xu Miao: "Mengmeng, come here."

Xu Miao looked up at Yan Shuo, then slid up onto him along his trousers: "Shuo Shuo, what were you doing just now?"

Yan Shuo pointed to the side: "I changed to a TV. This TV is bigger and more high-definition than the previous one. It will be very comfortable to watch movies."

It was only then that Xu Miao noticed that the TV at home had been changed, and she didn't think too much about it, and then hugged Yan Shuo's neck and begged to be fed.Eating delicious fried finger cakes, drinking sweet milk, and looking at Yan Shuo who is sitting by the window working, Xu Miao feels that as long as he is not allowed to go out, he still likes winter very much, and he can shovel with his family. Shi Guan is really happy when he is at home every day.

But this feeling of happiness lasted until the evening and came to an abrupt end.

Holding the remote control that he was already familiar with during the day, Xu Miao couldn't find his animation station. Except for cable TV, he could still watch it, and all the Internet channels unexpectedly showed non-broadcasting time.What is this non-airtime period?Xu Miao tried again and again without giving up, and finally had to accept his fate. His little anime left him along with the last TV that was eliminated by Shuo Shuo.

Looking at the listless Mengmeng, Yan Shuo asked while making coffee: "What's the matter, didn't you sleep well last night?"

Xu Miao glanced at him lazily: "Shuo Shuo."

Yan Shuo: "Huh?"

Xu Miao looked forward with anticipation: "Can you get back the old TV? I think I still like that."

Yan Shuo smiled: "I can't get it back. This kind of obsolete old TV will be disassembled after being dragged away, that is, it will be disassembled into small parts. The good parts will be reused, and the bad parts will be thrown away. So even if you look for it now, that TV show will be torn apart and you won’t be able to put it back together.”

Falling apart...I can't fight back...My heart hurts.

Xu Miao gave up struggling completely, collapsed on the sofa and collapsed into a cat cake.

Yan Shuo picked up the brewed coffee, tasted it, and wiped the smile from the corner of his mouth. If he bluntly said that he would not allow it, it might arouse Mengmeng's rebellious psychology. It is better to pretend to be ignorant and kill the source neatly .

Just when the two were having a comfortable cat winter, Zhang Kai downstairs introduced a job to Xu Miao. Their company took over the filming of a TV series in the period of the Republic of China. Miss, noble, cold and dignified, has a very beautiful cat.There are not many shots, and they are not very complicated, just being hugged by the owner and showing a few faces, which also promoted the acquaintance of the third female lead and the male lead, but it happened to be these few shots, and some advertising cats or Internet celebrities were found I can't take pictures of all the pet cats.

It’s not that the cats struggled desperately and didn’t cooperate, or that some accidents always happened during filming. Some people said that the crew was haunted, because cats are full of spiritual animals, so it’s fine if one or two are so noisy. It may be due to their personality. Four cats have come, all of them are like this, then this problem is a bit big.

The production crew also specially asked Master to watch it, and they didn’t know if it was a real trick or a fool. They posted amulets on a few filming locations and said it was all right, but this incident was already disturbing, even if it was all right, because of a The series of pretentious and strange stories passed on as if they were real, so the crew temporarily moved the camera of the cat to the back, and even thought about whether to change to a small dog.

The deputy director in charge of this show is friends with Zhang Kai. During this period of time, I have had a lot of headaches because of these things. After all, the filming did not go well. A day’s delay is a big expense, so I often find Zhang Kai to drink and complain after work. For a moment, I also asked whether I should take the whole crew to say goodbye, but if I really want to say goodbye to everyone, I think it will be on the social news, after all, this is a feudal superstition.

Zhang Kai said that there is a cat in his friend's house that is particularly spiritual. Why don't you take it to the crew for a try? The shot was taken.

The assistant director was actually quite curious about this matter in his heart. Although there are quite a few supernatural events in the entertainment industry, most of them are problems that would occur when making some supernatural TV movies. For example, he always shoots modern dramas or ancient costumes. This is the first time, so he is also curious whether it is haunted or not.

So Yan Shuo brought Mengmeng, who was excited and circling around because of her first official job that was likely to get paid, to the place where the filming started.Seeing Mengmeng looking around curiously with wide eyes, Yan Shuo rubbed his head amusedly: "Aren't you afraid of the cold?"

Xu Miao flicked her tail: "I wear thick clothes, it's not cold, and the demon power can resist the temperature."

Yan Shuo said: "Then you were so cold that you didn't want to go out."

Xu Miao snorted twice: "It's very tiring to run the demon power at that time." It's so warm at home, why go out to be cold, but it's different if you have a job, it can make money.

Yan Shuo carried Xu Miao out of the cat litter on the co-pilot, and told him: "If there is really a problem here, we will leave, don't do anything risky, you know?"

Xu Miao nodded again and again, looking at the people wearing costumes of various ages coming and going, his curious eyes couldn't see it.Yan Shuo covered his eyes, afraid that he would be too curious and twist his neck 180 degrees.

Because it was introduced by Zhang Kai, and Zhang Kai was actually quite curious about the crew, so he was waiting for the crew before Yan Shuo came, and he came out to pick it up now.

Xu Miao was wearing thick clothes and was carried by Yan Shuo as she walked into the set. She had a small one with big eyes, which were still extremely beautiful in dark blue. Many passers-by couldn't help but turn their heads and want to take a second look. .

Zhang Kai took Yan Shuo to meet the assistant director first. The assistant director had watched the video of the cat's appearance in advance, and he was naturally satisfied. Seeing it with his own eyes now, he smiled and said, "The little guy has grown up." Right? A little bigger than before."

Yan Shuo touched Mengmeng's head: "The kitten grows fast."

The assistant director nodded: "This size is just right. It's still a little too small like a cub. It's too milky. It doesn't quite fit the character setting of our actors in the play. In this way, let's go to a few shooting scenes first. Let's take a look around, it happens that the actor who plays its owner in the play is free at the moment, let her hold it and have a look."

Yan Shuo naturally had no objection, the third woman was a newcomer, at least Yan Shuo was very unfamiliar with her and couldn't name her.This girl plays a young lady in the play, so she is wearing a beautiful little dress at the moment, but the weather is too cold, so she has a few hot water bottles and is wearing her ankle-length down jacket and a military coat, which feels heavy Difficult to walk.

Seeing that Yan Shuo was a little surprised by the girl's outfit, the assistant director laughed and said, "Our filming business is really not as glamorous as it looks from the outside. It is normal for us to shoot winter dramas in summer to get heatstroke, and to shoot summer dramas in winter to be freezing cold. Well, this drama is not bad, many scenes are in the studio, if it is outside, it will be a pain."

While the assistant director was talking, he accompanied a few people to go through several scenes, and Xu Miao was very quiet in the arms of the third woman. It's so cute that the third girl couldn't help but want to kiss him, but Xu Miao turned her head to avoid it. Humans are such an immodest species.

Along the way, Zhang Kai smiled at the assistant director: "It seems that there is nothing wrong with you here, isn't Mengmeng quite obedient?"

Xu Miao shook her tail, her posture was very relaxed, even the assistant director was amazed, and couldn't help but said: "Could it be that the master is really capable, let's solve the matter, it would be great if this is the case, for this A few shots, but a lot of tossing."

Just when everyone thought the matter was really settled, Xu Miao suddenly struggled a little from the third female's arms, and the third female froze immediately. The same was true for those cats before, but the extent of the struggle was particularly large. I thought she was secretly abusing the cat. One cat owner even snatched the cat back and pointed at her nose and scolded her. God knows how innocent she was. She really didn't do anything.

The assistant director on the side has been paying attention to the movement of the cat, and when he sees the cat moving, he thinks in his heart: "Isn't it? Come again?"

But soon Xu Miao was not as manic as they thought, but calmed down, and continued to lie in the arms of the third woman and flicked her tail. Seeing this, the assistant director couldn't help but let out a big breath, almost frightening him to death.

Yan Shuo noticed something was wrong, and asked the assistant director, "Who was that man in military uniform just now?"

The assistant director said: "That's Yu Yan, the second male lead in our play."

Yan Shuo said, "Do you have a lot of drama with cats?"

The assistant director said: "He is the childhood sweetheart of the third girl in the play, and there are indeed a lot of shots, what's wrong?"

Yan Shuo shook his head, but Mengmeng seemed to want to rush towards that man just now.

After confirming that Xu Miao was adapting to the environment, she was still quiet after walking around, so she decided to let Xu Miao come. There are a total of ten shots, and the appearance fee of one shot is [-], which is high, but not too high. Anyway, for Xu Miao, he could eat a lot of KFC, so Xu Miao expressed his satisfaction.

Zhang Kai himself decided to wait for Yan Shuo to make a final decision before going with them. Things went smoother than expected, and he went back a little early, so he simply discussed with Mengmeng to go back and pick up Tutu and eat hot pot together.

While driving, Yan Shuo listened to what they were talking about, and couldn't help but said, "Mengmeng, did that man have a problem just now?"

Xu Miao was stunned for a moment: "What man?" As soon as the words finished, he exclaimed: "Oh yes! That guy is not human!"

Yan Shuo and Zhang Kai in the back seat were startled, and Yan Shuo couldn't help but stop abruptly. Both of them looked at Xu Miao: "What do you mean...not a human?" Could it be a ghost?Ghosts are so powerful these days that they are going to be stars?

Xu Miao flicked his tail: "That man is a demon that has successfully transformed into a monster. I just smelled his smell, and it looks a bit like a mouse."