My cat has become a sperm

Xu Miao and Yan Shuo stood in front of the house named Ning Ning, looked at the door that had just closed, looked at each other, went down the old stairs helplessly, and walked back to the car creaking through the thick snow. On the night, Xu Miao sighed comfortably in the warm cat bed where the USB was charging: "It's still comfortable in a warm place, it's so cold outside."

Yan Shuo took off the scarf and started the car: "Going to the Rain Man's House or going home?"

Xu Miao turned over in the cat's nest, warmed her quilt, and waved her little paw: "Go home, the Rainman's House is so far away, let's go when the weather is not so cold."

Yan Shuo naturally had no objection. Xu Miao took the mobile phone and converted it into text and sent it to Meier. After all, he didn't know if there was anyone around Meier when she was sleeping at night. In case someone heard his voice and saw Meier playing with the phone , then troublesome.

Miaomiao: "I went to see it for you, but that Ningning and her mother have moved."

Miao Miao: "Their family sold that house, and now there is another family of three living there. My excrement shoveler asked about it, but the people who live there don't know where your Ning Ning has moved to."

After a while, Xu Miao thought about it and sent another message: "If you need anything, please tell me. If the Rainman's House is closed during the Chinese New Year, I'll pick you up for the New Year, okay?"

Xu Miao sent everything she wanted to say to Meier, and then sighed quietly: "Why did they leave? Meier will definitely be very sad if she can't find them in the future."

Yan Shuo glanced at him: "But isn't this a compulsory course for you goblins?"

Xu Miao shook her tail in confusion: "What compulsory course?"

Yan Shuo said: "Emotional management class, even if we humans are long-lived, we only have a lifespan of a hundred years. You goblins will pass a hundred years. I think the purpose of the demon alliance sending you little goblins out is to let you have more emotions. , and at the same time learn how to restrain your emotions, otherwise when the human beings you are familiar with die, wouldn’t the living monsters be in great pain.”

Xu Miao stared at Yan Shuo in a daze. He knew that human life is short, and he knew it from the beginning, so he cherished this shit-shoveling officer he liked very much, and always wanted to put all the best things in the short life of the shit-shoveling officer. He also knows that sooner or later they will separate, but that day is still very far away for him now, so he doesn't feel deeply.

But now it seems that Meier will be separated from her first shit-shoveling officer just because she moved, and it may even be separated forever. , what should he do.

After Yan Shuo finished speaking, he didn't hear Mengmeng's voice for a long time. When he looked sideways, he was lying in his cat's litter and weeping.

Yan Shuo parked the car on the side of the road dumbfounded, and hugged the little crying bag: "Your eyes are filled with faucets, aren't they? Tears come as soon as you say they come, and you hang them one by one. Are you here?" Are you acting in an idol drama? Is this eyedrops? Huh?"

Xu Miao opened her short hand and tried to hug Yan Shuo, but the paws were too short, and the whole cat seemed to be in Yan Shuo's arms: "Shuo Shuo..."

Yan Shuo gently rubbed his body: "What's wrong?"

Xu Miao sniffed: "I don't want to be separated from you."

Yan Shuo smiled: "We still have a long way to go, and it's not like we are going to separate soon. Didn't you say that I can live a long and healthy life by drinking the snake's blood? I'm not yet thirty, and I can still accompany you for more than 70 years, 70 years, it's a long way."

It's a pity that Xu Miao's entanglement is not time, but separation, but he doesn't know what to say, he knows that day is still a bit far away for them now, but no matter how far away, there will be a day, and he doesn't think of that day , So Xu Miao, who had fallen into the vicious circle of honey, retracted her head into Yan Shuo's arms and stopped talking.

Yan Shuo touched his head: "There is a KFC in front, do you want to eat?"

Xu Miao was silent for a while, and then said in a nasal voice, "I want to eat."

Yan Shuo couldn't help laughing, how can there be such a cute little thing in the world, I don't know if it's because he raised it himself, so the filter is heavy, but he is cute by his cat a hundred times a day, except for him It is estimated that there is no one else, it seems that he has completely advanced cancer.

Just when he was about to start the car, a patrol car knocked on his car window. It was a handsome little traffic policeman who asked politely, "It's not allowed to park casually here. What's the matter?" Need help?"

Yan Shuo said: "Sorry, my cat is crying. I was comforting him just now, so I will drive away immediately."

Xu Miao looked up at the people outside in Yan Shuo's arms, showing a wet and hairy face, indicating that his shit shoveler was telling the truth.And Yan Shuo quickly drove away.

The handsome little traffic policeman: "..." The world is so big, there are really people for everyone.

After eating the chicken legs and wings, Yan Shuo went to fill up the gas on the way home. The moment the car door opened, Xu Miao smelled the sweet potato vendor pushing the car away. Xu Miao had never eaten that big The sweet potato roasted in the iron bucket, the sweet taste almost made his saliva flow out.

Seeing that little greedy person, Yan Shuo understood what he meant without him jumping out, and pushed Xu Miao back into the car, before he could tell the refueling staff how much fuel to add, he pushed it directly towards the road The sweet potato vendor in the car ran over.Xu Miaoba looked out the window, only to think that the back of his excrement shoveler's long legs running in the snow was really handsome.

There was no one in the middle of the night, and Meier, who had been playing with her children all day, took out the mobile phone bought by Xu Miao’s shit-shoveling officer from her small space, saw the message from Xu Miao, and was silent for a long time, and finally looked up at the girl outside the window. Goose Feather Daxue sighed faintly, she seemed to understand a little bit what the old-timers of Yaomeng said about the various states of life.

Xu Tutu was lying in his newly installed jacuzzi, with a thick layer of hair care mud that he prepared on his body. He was covered in green, with a fragrance of herbs.Xu Miao leaned next to him, also covered in hair-protecting mud, and sighed: "After all, Meier is the first shit-shoveling officer I meet in human society. If Shuo Shuo is separated, I will die of sadness, Tutu, why do you think human life is so short, why can't they be like us?"

Xu Tutu rolled his eyes at him directly: "Human beings are destined to be short-lived because they are born as human beings. Isn't the goal of our monster's life just to cultivate an adult? In order to achieve this goal, we have paid unimaginable hardships in the early stage. It’s not a matter of course to live happily, why are you pitying the short life of human beings here, none of them pity us for our hard work to become human.”

Xu Miao snorted and said, "I don't care about everyone. I just care about my shit-shoveling officer."

Xu Tutu looked disillusioned: "This is what you are thinking now. Now that you are in a strong relationship, you will feel unbearable when you think of being separated in the future. Wait until later, human beings will not look good when they get old. It's very troublesome, and you might get impatient and walk away by then."

Xu Miao patted his paw on the water: "I won't, no matter what Shuo Shuo becomes, I will take care of him for the rest of my life, I never thought that you are such a bunny!"

Xu Tutu was not angry when Xu Miao covered his body with water: "This is what you have been doing since you were a child. There is a saying in human beings to describe you as the best, and you are worrying about nothing. What is going on with this? Who knows that in the past few decades? Will something happen to make you part ways early, not to mention that human beings have a saying that there is always a banquet in the world, but if you really don't want to be separated from your shit-shoveling officer, it's not impossible."

Xu Miao's eyes lit up instantly: "What way?"

Xu Tutu said: "Symbiosis, but I also heard this, that is, the demon core in the body of a cultivated adult demon is complete and powerful, you give the demon core to your shit-shoveling officer, so that he can have a monster like a demon. vitality."

Xu Miao said: "Then life and death must be separated. Without the demon pill, wouldn't I die?"

Xu Tutu glanced at him: "Under normal circumstances, you will definitely die, but if you form a symbiotic contract with a Taoist couple, as long as the person you gave the demon pill is really good to you, loves you, and wants to be with you forever." If you are together, you will not die. If that person changes his mind, you will die, but you can dig out the demon core before you die, but I have heard of this, and I haven’t heard of any big demons. After this kind of thing, after all, the big monster who can cultivate to adulthood has seen too many life and death, and has already seen through it, and you, a little monster who just came to the human world, can't see it through."

This is the first time Xu Miao has heard of this kind of thing, and she was shocked from ear to ear, so it can be like this, his rabbit knows a lot, thinking that if he cultivated to become an adult, he would be able to shovel shit with his family Never separated, Xu Miao burst out with great enthusiasm for cultivation in an instant: "I have decided! I want to practice hard! I must cultivate into an adult before Shuoshuo dies!"

Xu Tutu nodded perfunctorily: "Yeah, come on." He hasn't seen any monsters who can cultivate into adults within a hundred years, so he has no burden to tell Xu Miao about this, and wait for Xu Miao to practice. As an adult, his shit-shoveling officer doesn't even know how many lives he has been reincarnated in. At that time, Xu Miao will definitely see through the love and hatred in the world like those big demons, so naturally he will not give the demon pill easily.What's more, it's hard to say whether little monsters like them can cultivate into adults in such a place where the aura is thin.

Yan Shuo, who didn't know that his little cutie had decided to fight for his life, looked at the monthly bills uploaded from his mobile phone, and the purchase records retrieved from the TV network, as well as those movies that were obviously not for ordinary children. Watching anime, he couldn't help but frowned deeply. He thought his family should be able to change to a TV, the one with child lock!