My cat has become a sperm

Although Xu Miao didn't expect to be able to find Xu Meier smoothly, but after all, she found out that Xu Meier didn't kill anyone and she was wronged. This is also a very good harvest.After returning home, Yan Shuo went to take a shower. Xu Miao, who breathed a sigh of relief, planned to order a takeaway to reward himself who had worked hard all night. voice.

Since Xu Meier didn't kill anyone, the demon league's arrest warrant cannot be established, so Xu Miao and Xu Tutu plan to appeal for Xu Meier.But none of them have ever appealed, and they don't know how to appeal and what the process is. Xu Miao was about to transfer money to Xu Tutu, and asked him to use red envelopes to throw out the administrator of the Demon League and ask about the situation carefully. , A cold and charming female voice came from outside the window: "If you don't want you to be arrested and returned to the Demon League, then don't meddle in this matter."

The sudden sound from outside the window made Xu Miao jump up from the table in fright. If it wasn't for their genetic jumping ability, he might have fallen to the ground.

As soon as he turned his head, he saw a rusty-colored fox squatting on the window that had been opened at some time, his long, narrow and charming fox eyes looked at Xu with a careless style. Meow.

Xu Miao exclaimed: "Meier! Meier, Meier, Meier! How do you know where I am? Did you see the message I left you?"

Xu Meier looked at this silly white sweet meow who had been in human society for so long and hadn't improved at all, she rolled her eyes speechlessly: "I don't have a computer, I can't access the Internet, how do you read your message, I followed you all the way back of."

Xu Miao hurriedly called Xu Meier into the house, and then hurriedly pushed a bunch of snacks and fruits to Meier: "Eat quickly, I heard that you have been wandering outside for a long time, do you have nothing to eat, Meier, don't go away , I will let my shit-shoveling officer raise you together."

Xu Meier picked up a bright red strawberry and put it in her mouth. The sweet taste reminded her of Ning Ning. Just two days before the accident, Ning Ning was still hugging her and said that she really wanted to eat strawberries. Their classmates brought A box of strawberries went to school to share with everyone, but she didn’t feel ashamed to reach out to pick it up, and even lied that she didn’t like it. In fact, she wanted to eat it very much, but she had nothing to give back to her classmates after eating, so she refused.

Ning Ning can only say this to a silent pet like her. Their family's environment is not good, and their family can't afford strawberries that cost 30 yuan a catty. Even eating once in a while is a luxury. So Ning Ning has always been very sensible and did not make excessive demands on her mother, but after all she is young, she still can't help but confide in her.

Seeing all kinds of food being pushed over by Xu Miao, Xu Meier said: "Are you and Tutu exposed?"

Xu Miao flicked her tail and nodded with a smile: "Yeah! It's all exposed, our shit shoveling officers are super nice, they will help us hide your identity, and they also know that you are a demon, and help us find you."

Xu Meier really wanted to preach to them when she was in the Demon League, how can one trust the words of human beings, no matter how harmonious the people of the Demon League say between humans and demons, but in the end they are of different races.Moreover, the Demon League has always instilled in young demons like them the concept that human beings are family members, that human beings are fragile and must be protected, and that they must hide their identities, which is actually out of fear of human beings.

It is true that demons have much stronger abilities than humans, but there are also demon nemesis celestial masters among human beings. More importantly, there are hundreds of millions of human beings, and only tens of thousands of demons at most. It must be a demon, so the Demon League keeps letting them integrate into the human world, saying that it is to give them the experience of these demons, but in fact it is nothing more than using the banner of harmonious coexistence so that the demons can better adapt to human society, in case there is a future. In case, the demon can better hide itself and survive among the human beings.

But Xu Meier didn't intend to tell them too much about these things, even if the world was in chaos one day, the falling sky would not be able to overwhelm little monsters like them.As for these two people who trust humans so much, Xu Meier doesn't plan to interfere.The monsters they just came out have natural trust and closeness to their respective shit-shoveling officers. If you are lucky, you believe it is a harvest that crosses races. If you are unlucky, you believe the wrong person, and that is growth. feel.

But when Xu Miao said that she would appeal for her, Xu Meier shook her head: "There is no need to appeal, the appeal is useless."

Xu Miao hurriedly said: "How can it be useless? You didn't kill anyone. That person fell to his own death. The Demon League didn't investigate clearly. Just judge according to human news. When it is clear that you didn't kill someone, you won't kill him." will be wanted."

Xu Meier smiled: "Who said I didn't kill someone?"

Xu Miao was dumbfounded: "Huh?"

Xu Meier finished eating a strawberry, then picked up the nut next to it and gnawed it: "Ning Ning has a catastrophe in his life, if he can't make it through, it will be Ning Ning who will die this time, Ning Ning is that little girl, you saw her just now passed."

Xu Miao nodded blankly.

Xu Meier continued: "I helped Ningning resolve this calamity, and solved the existence that would cause Ningning's death in advance, so it seems that the guy accidentally fell down the stairs and fell to his death. In fact, I killed him, because Either he dies, or Ning Ning dies."

Xu Miao opened her mouth stupidly, it turned out that Meier really killed someone, and the Monster League did not investigate and clearly wronged Yao.Before, I thought that my good friend was wronged, and as long as I appealed, the wanted will be revoked. Now that I know that my good friend is not wronged, Xu Miao panicked: "Then, what should we do? Are you going to be arrested by the Demon League all the time? Wanted?"

But Xu Meier said something that had nothing to do with the topic: "I have been able to completely curb my evil spirit."

Xu Miao hummed, and then seemed to be more aware: "Yes, I didn't notice when you appeared on my window before, Meier, you are really amazing."

Xu Meier glanced at him speechlessly: "There are countless wanted warrants from the Demon League, you can find out by going to the Wanted Forum of the Demon League, so it doesn't matter if you are wanted or not, but I can't go back to that family's house again, But it's impossible for the Demon League to spend a lot of effort to catch me, but my good demon certificate is invalid. If I encounter a human celestial master and don't hide myself, they can come and arrest me, but I Now I can completely restrain the evil spirit, as long as I hide myself well and not expose myself, there will be no danger."

When Yan Shuo came down from the upstairs after taking a shower, he saw a dog suddenly added to the house.Before he could react, Xu Miao had already yelled at him, "Shuo Shuo! Meier came to me!"

Xu Meier had already heard the footsteps coming from upstairs, she didn't move, but her whole body became alert, this is Xu Miao's shit-shoveling officer, not hers, so she couldn't trust a stranger she had never met before.

Yan Shuo didn't expect that the little guy they were looking for at night would come to the door by himself, but when he thought that this dog-like fox named Meier was being wanted, he couldn't help frowning.He didn't want the Monster League to notice Mengmeng's place because of this wanted little demon, he didn't want to see his peaceful life with Mengmeng being destroyed.

Before Yan Shuo could say anything, the doorbell rang.Xu Meier rushed to the corner near the window, planning to jump out of the window if there was any movement.Yan Shuo went to open the door, and then saw a food delivery man standing at the door carrying a lot of food.I don't even need to think about who ordered these things, so I thanked them helplessly and accepted them.

After closing the door, he looked at Xu Miao disapprovingly: "If you're hungry, tell me, I'll make it for you, and I don't know the environment in which the takeaway is made, it's dirty."

Xu Miao rushed over at once: "But the takeaway is delicious. Although your cooking is also delicious, some takeaways are also delicious, so I eat them occasionally."

I bought everything, and Yan Shuo naturally wouldn't let Xu Miao eat it, and they, the goblins, should be able to withstand the damage of gutter oil. Turning around and seeing the fox dog coming out of the corner, Yan Shuo said: " Your name is Meier, right? Come and eat with Mengmeng, if there is anything that can help you, just say, Mengmeng and Tutu are very worried about you."

After Xu Meier saw Xu Miao's excrement shoveler take out the takeaways and opened them one by one, she excused work and left, leaving the living room to her and Xu Miao, Meier's expression eased slightly.Turning to look at Xu Miao, Xu Miao was yelling over there on WeChat: "Tutu, come up quickly, I ordered a lot of takeaways, and Meier is here too!"

Just after Xu Miao finished speaking, within a minute, a rabbit head popped out from a small door on the gate: "Meier!"

The three demons had enough to eat and drink, and they didn't know what to discuss in the end, and they didn't know what to discuss until very late.Yan Shuo thought that the fox named Meier would spend the night at their house, but he didn't expect that little guy to leave. Resigned to his fate, he began to pack up a pile of empty boxes that had been eaten, and asked casually, "What are you going to do about that fox?" deal with?"

Xu Miao shyly ate her full belly but yawned with her little tail flicking: "Don't deal with it. Meier really killed someone. I can't appeal. Meier said that she will hide and won't be caught." Come on, let's not worry about her."

Yan Shuo then turned to look at Xu Miao: "Did you really kill someone?"

Xu Miao nodded, and then told Yan Shuo what Meier had told him before.Yan Shuo was even more surprised when he heard the words: "You monsters, can you see the life span of human beings?"

Xu Miao said: "No, I guess it can be very powerful, but we are not that powerful, but if human beings have a major disaster in the near future, we can still see it, so don't be afraid, Shuoshuo, although I am not as powerful as Meier , but I will protect you."

Yan Shuo patted his head: "If leaking the secrets like this doesn't affect you, you can tell me that I can protect myself. If it affects you, then don't. There is a saying that everyone has his own life." .Besides, I think my life should be good, not that short-lived."

Xu Miao also nodded in agreement: "Yeah, I will give you sleeping incense every day, eat snake meat, and drink snake blood. You will definitely live a long and healthy life."

Yan Shuo opened his hand to him: "It's late, go to sleep."

Xu Miao threw herself on Yan Shuo's body, and was carried upstairs by Yan Shuo. Although it was not very beautiful, everyone's safe day passed like this.

Before dawn, a light was turned on in an old community. Even elementary schools had to get up early and stay late like this.Ning Ning put on her clothes and was about to get out of bed to wash up, when she saw a beautiful basket of sweet-smelling strawberries on her small desk.

Ning Ning was stunned for a moment, the first thing she thought of was whether her mother bought it for her, but then she thought that it was impossible for her mother to buy strawberries for her in the middle of the night, and then she thought of Yo Yo in disbelief.Ning Ning hastily turned on all the lights in the house to look for Liu Liu, but there was nothing, not Liu Liu.

Hearing the faint sobs in the room, Xu Meier stood on the tree branch and looked at it for a while, then turned and left cruelly.

The author has something to say:

Regarding the Demon League, this will be a mysterious organization that will run through the whole text, but will not appear, that's how amazing it is.