My cat has become a sperm

Obviously humans are much better at finding people than fairies. Fairies can only use their breath to find people. Humans have evolved to use various scientific communications to find people. Make sure that the key point in the news is the one they are looking for. By the time the goblin was there, the address of the family where the disaster had occurred was basically known.

When Zhang Kai came home, there was already a bunch of takeaways ready to eat in the house. Looking at Yan Shuo in his house, Zhang Kai thought for a moment that he had gone to the wrong door.As a result, under the warm greeting of the two goblins, Zhang Kai finally understood the situation in front of him.

Yan Shuo shrugged innocently at him: "They were in a hurry to find that little vixen, so they strongly urged me to order takeaway, and they didn't allow me to waste time, so they even ordered yours, just in time, you walked in with the takeaway, Come and eat, after eating, I'm going to find friends for them."

The corners of Zhang Kai's mouth twitched, and he really wanted to ask, after he found it, did he hide the wanted criminals of the Demon League, or did he plan to turn them into a gathering place for goblins?But now is obviously not the time to talk about this, let's talk about it when we really find it.

Zhang Kai took off his jacket, looked at the dishes on the table, big fish, big meat, heavy flavors, a mix of various Sichuan dishes and barbecue, and he knew it was the taste of the two little goblins.On the edge of the table were two slightly vegetarian dishes. Zhang Kai consciously took a bowl of rice and sat down with Yan Shuo in front of the two vegetarian dishes, and then watched the two goblins eating meat.

The two humans ate and drank enough, and drove the two fairies who didn't feel full no matter how much they ate, to the address they queried.On the way, Zhang Kai still couldn't help asking, what to do after finding the little vixen.

Xu Tutu said in a very bachelor way: "Let's find out first. Meier is the smartest and most capable among us. Maybe she can find a way by herself."

Zhang Kai really wants to say, since he is the smartest and most capable, why is he the worst now, and he is about to start wandering and fleeing.But looking at the rabbit in his house, he didn't worry about his friends at all, instead he had the excitement of going out for the first time, and was obsessed with the world outside the car window. Zhang Kai swallowed the words again, he really didn't understand fairies of the world.

After crossing a city and driving for more than an hour, they came to the residential area of ​​the family where the accident happened. This area is full of old residential buildings with only six floors, with messy buildings and messy wires It makes the whole community look extraordinarily messy, and there are no sound-proof walls. Some people talk louder, and they can hear it clearly downstairs.

After the two goblins came to the human world, they would either stay in a pet shop with clean windows, or stay in a big and clean house that was not very luxurious, but it was considered small and wealthy. When did you see them? In such a messy place, I couldn't help but whispered into the shit-shoveling officer's chest and exclaimed: "It's so dirty, Meier loves cleanliness the most. Did she dislike the dirty place, so she killed her shit-shoveling officer?" ?”

Xu Tutu was also stuffed in Zhang Kai's arms, and a pair of red rabbit eyes looked around eagerly. Hearing Xu Miao's question, he said without thinking: "Probably not, if she dislikes it, just go away by herself. Not to kill."

Xu Miao said again: "But we have said during the training that after being selected, we can't dislike human beings because of their poverty, and we can't change the shit-shoveling officer casually, unless they are abandoned by human beings, then she despises this place, but human beings don't like it." If you don't abandon her, she can't take it anymore, so she will kill the shit shovel officer."

Xu Tutu thought about it seriously, then nodded: "It seems to be possible."

After listening to the question and answer of these two goblins who seemed to be very serious, the two shit-shoveling officers who were holding them to their chests instantly felt bad. Can you consider their feelings.

Yan Shuo pinched the cat's ears even more: "Then what if you want to change the shit-shoveling officer?"

Xu Miao looked at Yan Shuo puzzledly: "Why should I change shit shoveling officer, Shuo Shuo is very good, I like Shuo Shuo very much."

Yan Shuo smiled: "Then what if I also live in this kind of place?"

Xu Miao puffed out her hairy chest even more proudly: "I can make money, haven't I already made a lot of money, I can support you!"

It was only then that Yan Shuo remembered that Mengmeng thought he was poor and tried every means to make money to support him, and suddenly felt that such a thing as a shit shoveling officer would never happen between him and Mengmeng in this life. , I feel comfortable again.

On the contrary, Zhang Kai over there also expressed the same doubts as Yan Shuo, but Xu Tutu's answer was not so sweet: "If you are so poor, I won't come back with you, even if I come back, I won't make a contract with you , I don’t know if I don’t have a contract to change to shit-shoveling officer Monster League, who can control me.”

The conclusion of the contract is probably to enter their information in their special equipment. Looking at the arrogant little appearance, Zhang Kai knew that his rabbit was saying something wrong again, and he really didn't give him any soft words. talk.

But probably because he was afraid that saying this would make him too sad, Xu Tutu said awkwardly again: "If you are more obedient and treat me better, if you become so poor in the future, I can also consider raising you."

Zhang Kai snorted: "Then I really thank you for your perseverance."

Although they found the community where the accident happened before, there must be no specific news about it, but it doesn't matter when they get here, Xu Miao and Xu Tutu can smell the evil spirit, and soon they smelled that Xu Meier is here The remaining smell, and then found the door of the most eerie house.

Yan Shuo knocked on the door for a while, but there was no answer for a long time. Just when they thought there was no one at home, the door was opened a crack, and an old, tired and bloodless woman looked at them through the crack. Looking at the two big men standing at the door, she seemed to shiver a little, and asked a little nervously, "Who are you looking for?"

Yan Shuo took out the photo that he kept in his hand before, and pointed to the little fox that looked like a dog in it: "Is this the dog that hurt people in your family before?"

The woman glanced at it and nodded cautiously, but she was always on guard and didn't open the safety lock on the door, in case something went wrong and closed the door immediately.

Knowing that he found a seat, Yan Shuo smiled at her and said nonsense: "Hi, this is a puppy that my family lost before. We have been looking for it for a long time, and we have sent many dog-finding revelations, but we did not expect to get it again." The news turned out to be such a big thing.”

After speaking, he also showed a photo that Xu Miao and the others downloaded from the Yaomeng Information Network to prove the authenticity of his words.

The woman frowned slightly, and after careful identification, it was indeed their previous dog. The guard was a little relaxed, but she still didn't open the door: "Liu Liu has already run away and is no longer in our house." If it was still in their house, he would have been arrested long ago dealt with.

Seeing that women are always on guard against them and are unwilling to open the door no matter what, Yan Shuo naturally has no way to force it. After all, the two big men of them will indeed give people a sense of oppression.

Xu Miao has already confirmed that Xu Meier is not here. Although there is the residual breath of Meier here, but the breath is not strong, and he has also secretly transmitted the sound. If Meier is here, or within a certain distance, he will definitely be able to hear it.But he wanted to know why Meier killed people, so he squeezed his head out of the clothes on Yan Shuo's chest, and then looked at Meier's shit-shoveling officer, trying to gain favor by being cute.

The woman was slightly taken aback when she saw a cat popping out of the man's body, but she really became less alert to the man in front of her.

Yan Shuo saw that the woman's expression relaxed a little, and he said quickly: "I want to know about the dog biting people. My dog ​​is the current Liu Liu. She is very docile and obedient. She has been very human and kind since she was a child. I can't believe she would bite and kill someone."

Hearing Yan Shuo's words, the woman's expression changed again, and her eyes even turned a little red: "Liu Liu is really good, hey, come in." It's not good to be standing at the door talking all the time, and being seen by the neighbors .Anyway, they are already completely destitute, so it doesn't matter if the person in front of him has any other purpose.

After Yan Shuo and Zhang Kai entered the room, they found that there was a little girl in the room, about ten years old, standing at the door of a room and looking at them, probably because they heard their conversation before, when they saw Yan Shuo He Zhangkai asked, "Are you really the original owners of Yoyo?"

Yan Shuo nodded without blushing, opened his clothes a little, and held Mengmeng out on his lap: "Yes, this is Mengmeng, he was a good friend with your family before .”

Many children have a natural liking for animals. This girl may have a good relationship with the fox before. When she heard that they were good friends, she immediately burst into tears, and said with a deep cry: "Then why didn't you look up to them before?" Yoyo, why did you let Yoyo disappear, if you didn’t let Yoyo disappear, I didn’t pick up Yoyo, now Yoyo might be living a happy life, and won’t be wandering around to avoid human beings.”

Zhang Kai knew that the man who was bitten to death was the head of the family, and supposedly the girl's father, but now she felt sorry for the fox that ran away, but not her own father. Maybe there was something else going on, so Asked: "What the hell is going on, is it really the dog suddenly going crazy?"

The little girl wiped her tears, shook her head and said, "Liu Liu is here to protect me."

The woman poured a cup of tea for the two of them. She was probably a little surprised that a big man raised rabbits and brought them with him, so she couldn't help but look at them a little more. Hearing their doubts, there was nothing to say anyway, so Tell the whole story of this matter.

The little native dog named Liu Liu was picked up by her daughter on the way back from school. At that time, she was very opposed to it. The family's financial conditions were limited, and she had to work to support the family, so she had no time to take care of the dog.But my daughter likes it. The dog is also very smart. It never makes noise, doesn't bite things, and goes to the toilet by itself without being taught.I thought that I would just feed the rest of the food anyway, so I just kept it like this.

Probably the earth dogs are very smart. Although Liuyou is small, she is very sensible and never runs around outside. Her daughter will follow her every step when she goes out to play. She is very wary of strangers and very protective of her master.So she thought, for orphans and widows, it seemed safer to have a dog at home, so she slowly accepted Yoo-yo.

Although the person who was bitten to death by Yoo Yoo was the head of the household, it wasn't her man, but his uncle.The woman's husband died in an accident two years ago, but her husband was also responsible for the accident at that time, so the compensation was not much. Her family's environment was not good, and she had no savings at all. The only thing left was this house.

But this house was left by the older generation. The woman's husband gave his brother a sum of money before, and said that when the time comes to issue a certificate to transfer the real estate certificate, this house has nothing to do with his brother at all.Her husband's younger brother agreed and took the money, waiting for some time to prove it, but at this time her husband died unexpectedly, and then her husband's younger brother turned his face and refused to recognize anyone.

At the beginning, she said that she gave birth to a daughter, and she would marry off sooner or later. This house belonged to their family, and it must not fall into the hands of outsiders. Later, she completely denied the money, saying that there was no such agreement between their brothers. He also said that this house was originally passed down to them by the previous generation, and that it was property before marriage, so she had nothing to do with this woman, so they wanted to drive them out.

In short, this incident is very ugly. It's fine for the men to make trouble by themselves, and hire some punks to make trouble. If it's not that Yoyo barks so fiercely every time at home, making people think that there are fierce dogs in the house who dare not break in, then Their family still doesn't know what's going on.

But the man knew that there was only a puppy in the house, so he was not afraid at all, so he specially found a stick, intending to get rid of the dog that was in the way first.

Thinking of the situation that day, the woman still had lingering fears, and kept wiping away her tears: "That beast doesn't regard Ning Ning as a member of the Zhou family at all. When he was walking around, Ning Ning went up to protect him. Falling to the ground, it was because Liu Liu rushed up and bit him, so he didn't care about Ning Ning, and Liu Liu didn't kill him, it was because when Liu Liu wanted to drive the beast out, he ran out by himself, and accidentally fell down the stairs. He rolled up and down, and hit his head on the exposed steel bar on the ground, and he died."

Zhang Kai frowned: "Then why..." How can I blame all the faults on that hapless fox.

The woman laughed mockingly: "Probably such a report is a bit of a gimmick. I don't know how it turned out that Yoyo killed people in the end. Later, someone came to catch Yoyo. If Yoyo wasn't smart and knew how to run out and hide, he would have been killed by now." Killed."

Her brother-in-law is not married, and he is alone so far. Their Zhou family only has two brothers. Now that the person is dead, he fell to his own death, so all the last property of that person falls to the only relative, Zhou Ning, who is also her daughter. on the head.It's just that he fell to his death after being chased and bitten by Yoyo, so there's no way for Yoyo to come back, not to mention others, even the neighbors in this neighborhood would not accept a dog that killed someone.

For the mother and daughter of the Zhou family, this is a good thing. Without the bad guys who wanted to drive them out of the house, they also got a fortune for nothing. Although it is not much, it is also a good thing, but poor Xu Meier, Became the only victim in this incident.

When Yan Shuo came out of Zhou's house with Xu Miao in his arms, it was already very late, and there was no one on the street in the winter.

Zhang Kai also looked at Xu Tutu: "Now that the whole story is clear, what should I do next?" He didn't know much about the affairs in the Demon League, and he didn't even know how to help.

Xu Tutu didn't know anymore. Although Meier didn't kill anyone, she did kill someone. It is impossible for the Monster League not to deal with this matter. The key is that they don't know where Meier is now.

In the end, the two of them could only sigh, and drove home.

After they left, a shadow flashed across a big tree in the distance, and a pair of slender and seductive fox eyes narrowed slightly, until they saw the car go away, the fox eyes turned their eyes to the dimly lit old house. light room.

The author has something to say:

Fox: In order to have a shit shovel officer, I pretend to be a dog and bark like a dog. Is it easy for me!