My cat has become a sperm

Yan Shuo woke up from a deep sleep, and before he opened his eyes, he felt itchy on his face as if he was rubbed by something soft.Probably because he had slept for a long time, and his consciousness was still not so clear, he opened his eyes hazily, and then an enlarged cat's head directly approached his line of sight.

Yan Shuo was frightened by the cat head in front of him and hid back, and then he realized who it was, helplessly reached out and rubbed his eyes, and said in a hoarse voice that had just woken up: "Mengmeng, what's the matter, is it?" Aren't you hungry?"

Yan Shuo picked up the phone beside him and looked at the time. He saw that it was already morning. Did he sleep for a day and a night? When he turned his head, he saw Mengmeng sitting next to him with tears in those beautiful cat eyes Spinning around in circles, looking at myself aggrieved, if I can't get rid of it, I can't be pitiful.

Seeing this aggrieved and pitiful appearance, Yan Shuo hugged him almost dumbfounded, took out a tissue and wiped his eyes: "What's the matter? Are you hungry and crying? Huh?"

Xu Miao put her paws on Yan Shuo's chest, looked up at him with her head up, and said in a grandma's nasal voice: "Shuo Shuo, are you afraid of me?"

When Yan Shuo heard this, he knew what the little thing was thinking, so he raised his eyebrows: "You only came to ask me now, don't you think it's too late?"

The teardrops that were still swirling in the eyes just now fell straight away, like a faucet, and it turned on as soon as it was said.Yan Shuo originally wanted to tease him, but he didn't expect this little guy to be so careless, so he couldn't help laughing: "You are a powerful little fairy, you cry when you cry, a man, you can't just shed tears .”

Xu Miao had already imagined that Yan Shuo was afraid that he would stay away from his bleak scene, so sad that he couldn't do it, and subconsciously retorted: "I'm not good at all, I'm a cat, not a man."

Yan Shuo laughed: "Okay, you are a cat, my cutest little cat, not a man, put away your tears, cute cats don't cry all the time."

Xu Miao raised her face and let Yan Shuo wipe away her tears. Seeing that Yan Shuo didn't seem to be afraid of him, she continued to ask: "Shuo Shuo, you haven't said anything yet, will you be afraid of me? I'm not scary at all. ,real!"

After Yan Shuo wiped the wet cat's face dry, he hugged him and kissed him: "Will you harm me?"

Xu Miao shook her head quickly: "Of course not, how could I harm you!"

Yan Shuo nodded his little nose: "That's it, you won't harm me, you always think about me, why would I be afraid of you, not only am I not afraid of you, I'm also very happy."

Xu Miao looked at Yan Shuo in confusion: "What are you happy about?"

Seeing his silly appearance, Yan Shuo said seriously: "I'm very glad that you can be so powerful. I don't understand the world of your goblins, but no matter what the world is, the weak are preyed upon by the strong. I hope you can become very powerful, powerful Even if you encounter any danger in the future, you will be strong enough to deal with it with ease, just like this time, even if the opponent is so much bigger than you, you can fight back to kill it."

Xu Miao, who had been apprehensive and frightened by Xu Tutu's words, immediately dispelled all her uneasiness when she heard what Yan Shuo said. That's great, I like you the most."

Yan Shuo rubbed Mengmeng, and put him on the bed: "I'm going to take a shower, you go to the refrigerator to see what you want to eat, I'll make it for you after taking a shower."

Hearing that something delicious was going to be made, Xu Miao hurriedly got out of bed, and before Yan Shuo got up from the bed, the little thing opened the door and ran away without a trace.Yan Shuo smiled helplessly, what a greedy little cat.After Yan Shuo stood up from the bed, he did a stretching movement subconsciously, and then he heard the crackling sound of his bones, and suddenly felt refreshed and comfortable.

Although he didn't feel any big changes in himself for the time being, Yan Shuo also realized that the blood that Mengmeng gave him to drink before was really good.Thinking of Mengmeng, who was reluctant to drink it herself, and would spare the time to come back to drink it for him, her heart was sore and soft.With such a little goblin, how can he stand up to it? I'm afraid that if he spends all he has, he won't be able to repay half of Mengmeng's treatment of him.

After eating and drinking, Yan Shuo and Xu Miao went downstairs to find Zhang Kai who had asked for leave and was waiting at home after getting the news from Tutu. The two of them came to the warehouse.

Although I heard about it from Tutu before, Zhang Kai was still taken aback when he saw this giant python, and almost subconsciously turned his head to look at the cute and harmless little fairy in Yan Shuo's arms, if it wasn't for the snake in front of him Seeing it with his own eyes, he really couldn't imagine that such a kitty dumpling could kill such a huge monster. This is so unbelievable. Zhang Kai even wondered whether these two little fairies could become bigger or smaller at any time.

If this little Mengmeng's lethality is so great, then his rabbit...

Without Zhang Kai asking, Xu Tutu snorted coldly when he saw Zhang Kai's eyes: "Be afraid, be obedient in the future, or scratch you to death!"

Zhang Kai glanced at the short paws of his own rabbit, and the rabbit's feet that like to kick people at every turn, and said with a smile: "Yes, yes, from now on, I promise to obey Master Rabbit's words obediently."

Xu Tutu snorted proudly. Although he was a little bit worse than Miaomiao in terms of cultivation because he was too lazy to cultivate, if he encountered this big snake instead, it would not be too difficult to solve it.Isn't it just a snake spirit who hasn't cultivated into a demon, he can smash it to pieces with one kick, that is, these ignorant human beings make a fuss as if they saw something strange.

Yan Shuo put Xu Miao next to him. It was too troublesome for a cat to take a bath, and it took a long time to dry it. Even if he was a demon, he didn’t seem to have that kind of quick-drying spell, so Yan Shuo didn’t intend to let Xu Miao approach, lest he would give him another Take a shower.

Picking up the chainsaw he brought, he handed one to Zhang Kai: "Come on, it's so big, and it still needs to be dealt with. I'm afraid it will take a few days to work."

Zhang Kai said with some regret: "It would be great if this snake was subdued alive. In the future, TV dramas and movies will be real and save money." No matter how awesome the special effects are, where there is real shooting to attract attention, Zhang Kai feels more and more regretful the more he looks at it.

Yan Shuo smiled: "Even if it is alive, it is probably a protected animal. Is it your turn to take it for filming?"

While talking, the two of them cut off the part of the snake with the strongest demonic energy and the most tender meat according to the requirements of the two goblins.The rest should be cut into the same size as possible, and dehydrated, otherwise, when the snake meat is sold, the meat may be smelly.

Zhang Kai also specially borrowed several large dryers, and processed all the snake meat in several batches.While they were busy working on the snake meat, Xu Miao and Tutu had already found a buyer for the snake bone on the Taoist forum.

Because of the existence of the Demon League, humans and demons are now in an era of peaceful coexistence, so even though those celestial masters are very greedy for the flesh and blood of monsters, few celestial masters dare to destroy the current peace and kill. Individual extremes exist, but they are a minority after all.Therefore, snake spirits like giant pythons who have not yet fully cultivated into demons, but have embarked on the path of cultivation, are also very rare, and they are not at the same level as sleeping grass.

So when Xu Miao and Tutu opened a sales post and uploaded a few photos, the entire Taoist forum became a sensation.If such a rare opportunity is missed, it will be a huge loss.

At first, Xu Miao planned to sell these snake bones at the same price of [-] yuan per catty, but was stopped by Zhang Kai.Zhang Kai asked him not to bid the price, but to send someone a private message, and he could just talk to the one with the highest price.Even if Zhang Kai is an ordinary person, he knows this kind of thing. If they are really sold by this little Mengmeng in pieces, they will have to cut them into pieces and make deals with many people. Not only will this be troublesome , maybe there is danger.

After all, they still need to come forward during the real transaction, and it is definitely impossible for the two goblins to come forward.As ordinary people, they don't know what kind of temperament the celestial masters of Taoism have. If they have a good temper, it's okay, but if they have a bad temper, it's not impossible for them to come to murder.

Yan Shuo quietly listened to Zhang Kai and Mengmeng's analysis at the side, and Mengmeng nodded repeatedly, with a little admiration in her small eyes.In the end, seeing Zhang Kai fooling around, saying that those celestial masters are as terrifying as poisonous snakes and beasts, Yan Shuo directly stepped forward to take Mengmeng away: "Don't listen to his nonsense, he just doesn't want to cut snake bones, he thinks it's better to let go all at once." save trouble."

Mengmeng: "..." Fortunately, he still thinks that the Tutu family's excrement shoveler is really good, and he has thought of everything, so the main reason is that he is afraid of trouble.

The last complete snake bone was taken down by a human celestial master sect in the Taoist sect. The bones weighed more than 600 catties, including the snake head, a total of 500 million.

It took Xu Miao and Tutu a while to understand the conversion of hundreds of millions of millions. Although Xu Miao hunted it alone, Xu Miao still wanted to split half of the money from selling the snake bones. To Tutu, but was stopped by his shit shovel officer Zhang Kai, saying that they had enough snake meat, and the snake meat alone was already worth a lot of money. After all, it was not ordinary snake meat. It is absolutely impossible to eat. The money for selling bones is Xu Miao's labor income, so they don't want it.

Xu Miao didn't insist on hearing the words. Anyway, the money is no different between him and Tutu. They have always shared this kind of external things other than natural treasures.

After the successful transaction was finally completed, others dragged away the snake bone, and Xu Miao got the check with the amount written on it. She was so happy that she couldn't control herself, and kept scurrying around Yan Shuo like a little mouse: " Get rich, Shuo Shuo, we get rich, a lot of money, a lot of money!"

Yan Shuo was also shocked by the final transaction price. He really didn't expect that this snake bone alone could be sold at such a price, so he said to the excited little guy: "Congratulations, Mengmeng is also a millionaire now! rich man."

Xu Miao was overjoyed, and then looked at Yan Shuo expectantly with her big cute eyes: "I will buy you whatever Shuo Shuo likes in the future!"

Yan Shuo suddenly smiled and said, "I like Mengmeng the most."

Xu Miao flicked her tail shyly: "You have already bought mine before, so you don't need to buy any more."

Yan Shuo laughed out loud when he heard the words, he really bought a big baby.