My cat has become a sperm

Yan Shuo didn't know what kind of blood Mengmeng fed him, but after drinking it, his whole body warmed up almost instantly. The morning in the mountains was still very cold, and he waited for Mengmeng at the window all night Not to mention cold hands and feet, but it is impossible for his body to be warm. As a result, he was so hot that he wanted to take off his clothes.

Before Yan Shuo asked him about the situation in the mountains in detail, Mengmeng dragged Yan Shuo forward again.Then Yan Shuo probably saw a scene that he will never forget, a huge python that he has only seen in special effects in movies and TV.And that boa constrictor was covered in mud and blood, and there was a long dark red trail in the distance, which was obviously dragged out of the mountain by Mengmeng.

Before Yan Shuo took a closer look at the snake, he subconsciously turned his head to look at Mengmeng. The little guy who slapped the little guy dragged a giant snake that could be said to be a hundred times his size. Realizing that Mengmeng is a demon, this consciousness is deeper than when Mengmeng uttered human words.

Xu Miao disemboweled the snake in the mountains. The snake's heart essence and blood are a great tonic, and the snake's gallbladder is also a great tonic.But this snake has been cultivating for a while, and the snake gallbladder began to slowly transform into a demon core, which contains some demonic energy, which must not be given to Yan Shuo, so the only thing that can be given to Yan Shuo is the heart essence.However, after disemboweling it, Xu Miao discovered that there seemed to be something strange in its body, and it was not a spiritual wisdom born from eating the spirit flower.

When Xu Miao noticed something strange, after swallowing the snake gall in one bite, there seemed to be something in the snake gall, a small golden bead, anyway, after the bead was eaten, it kept surrounding his demon core spin around.Xu Miao observed for a while, and there seemed to be no problem, so she put the matter aside for the time being and planned to go back and ask Tutu.

Then it took a lot of effort to drag the snake out. Although he and Yan Shuo had already shared the best things, the snake meat is also a good thing. These are all nourished by spiritual things The meat that has grown up, if it is made into jerky, maybe it can be sold to a celestial master who knows the goods.

Even Xu Miao has thought about the price, 1 yuan per catty. He has spent so long on Taoist forums, and he believes that the price he estimated will definitely be bought by many people.

Yan Shuo glanced at the snake, which was so huge that it might take a truck to tow it away, and then looked at Mengmeng with a serious face: "Do you really want to take them all away?"

Xu Miao nodded again and again: "Take it back, let's share the best part with Tutu and the others first, and sell the unfinished meat as jerky, 1 yuan per catty! It's a lot of money, I can't let it go! "

Yan Shuo would like to say that it is not a question of money anymore, not to mention if it is for money, if such a big snake is brought back, there are so many rich people who are willing to pay a high price to buy it, even if it is a specimen or a gimmick, it is definitely not 1 The price of a catty of meat, the problem is, it's so big, how can he take it away without leaking the news.

For the first time, Yan Shuo felt that it was a bit difficult for a small citizen like himself who had enough money to raise a goblin. If he was a boss with some connections, it would be just a phone call away.

Looking at Mengmeng, who was full of anticipation and seemed to have made a dream of getting rich, Yan Shuo really couldn't say that it was difficult to move back, and finally said: "Okay, let's take them back, we can't eat The finished ones will be made into jerky and sold for you.”

Xu Miao immediately hugged Yan Shuo's neck and rubbed it: "Shuo Shuo, you are the best!"

Yan Shuo smiled, but what he was thinking in his heart was that if he wanted to become his best Shuo Shuo, he would have to work harder. Fairies make people struggle.

In the end, Yan Shuo could only call Wei Qian. Although Wei Qian has an impulsive personality, her work ability is so strong that many men can't match her. She has already become the manager of the world's top [-] companies at a young age. Some cooperation projects are carried out smoothly and will fly all over the world.

At this time, Wei Qian is not in China, but she has a very good all-round assistant. This all-purpose assistant is so powerful that as long as Wei Qian asks, he can even fly to the moon. Everyone knows the purpose of being an assistant by your side, but Wei Qian is a strong woman who does not marry. If she wants to fall in love, she would rather spend her time on work.

Now seeing this giant python and the brighter sky, the first thing Yan Shuo thought of was the universal assistant. Although he can directly contact the universal assistant, he is not a family yet, so he still needs to pay attention to some things Point is better.

The time on Wei Qian's side was reversed, it was late at night and early in the morning, and Yan Shuo couldn't explain in detail, but only said that she needed her all-purpose assistant to help with a favor.

Although Wei Qian was very curious, Yan Shuo was able to talk to her, it must not be such a trivial matter as dredging the sewer and repairing a small light bulb, but Yan Shuo seemed a little anxious, Wei Qian didn't ask any more questions, and directly remote controlled the assistant up.

This omnipotent gentleman had just made a cup of coffee, and before he had time to enjoy the rare and leisurely morning time, he received a call from Wei Qian who was far away from abroad, and his eyes lit up immediately. Helping with personal affairs is the easiest job to please people.

After he contacted Yan Shuo, no matter how omnipotent he was, he seldom froze for a moment. When he saw the giant python with his own eyes, the expression of the omnipotent assistant was even more indescribable.

Looking at Yan Shuo, who was all dirty, and the cat in his arms was also dirty, the universal assistant asked curiously: "Can I ask how you managed to deal with this big guy?" A dead giant python appeared at the foot of this mountain village. He really couldn't deduce the truth from the limited clues in front of him. For the first time, he felt that his IQ was not enough.

Yan Shuo looked up at the people who were carrying the giant python, and said calmly: "It killed itself, I picked it up."

The universal assistant also took a look at the giant python being carried, and the tear in the python's abdomen that seemed to be torn open by something powerful, pushed his glasses, and said calmly: "Oh, you are so lucky."

Yan Shuo touched Mengmeng, who was sleepy in his arms after a tiring night, and nodded: "Luck is indeed good."

The universal assistant glanced at him: "..." Only ghosts can be believed in you.

Until the giant python was brought down from the mountain, the villagers in the village below did not know what had happened. When Yan Shuo left the village, it started to rain again, and the rain would soon wash away all traces. Residents will probably never know that a creature this size once lived next door to them.

The universal assistant directly rented a warehouse near Yan Shuo's home. Seeing that Yan Shuo didn't need him to find someone to help deal with the snake, he took him away.Then he left with the group of workers with the photos that he promised not to spread, and planned to share the photos and gossip after Wei Qian got up there.

Yan Shuo was not in a hurry to deal with this snake. It might be a big project to cut it up with such a huge size, and he might have to buy a few chainsaws to do it.This warehouse is only two streets away from home, so Yan Shuo took Mengmeng back first, they all need to take a bath, eat something and take a rest, the rest, wait until Zhang Kai gets off work, since this snake also has them If you have a share, it is naturally impossible to keep yourself busy.

Sleeping until the afternoon, Xu Miao woke up first, and stretched comfortably. He had absorbed all the demon power in the snake gall. As for the little golden bead that had been circling around his demon core, it was still circling now. , Xu Miao didn't understand this thing, so he ignored it for the time being.Turning around to see that Yan Shuo was still sleeping, he jumped out of bed and planned to go down to find Tutu.

When Xu Miao went down, Tutu was holding a hand-cranked game controller and was shaking joyfully. Seeing him crawling in through the window, he let out a yow: "I thought you would spend a few days at home after passing Minglu. , why come down now, your shit shovel officer asked you to come down to play?"

Xu Miao said: "I found the sleeping grass, and there are many more. I only picked a little bit, because there are too many, and it will be wasted if it is too late to refine with demon power."

Hearing the sleeping grass, Xu Tutu quickly put away the game, how can the game make money: "Really? How much?"

Xu Miao opened his paws and drew in a big circle: "There are many, many, and I also met a snake demon, but that snake only cultivated a little strength, and it was used to grow up stupidly, and it didn't grow any mind. Eat me, and be eaten by me."

Xu Tutu's mouth suddenly opened into a circle: "So exciting?"

Xu Miao nodded: "I also fed Yan Shuo and drank the snake's blood. Now Yan Shuo is absorbing strength and fell into a deep sleep. I'm afraid I won't wake up today. I'll come down and tell you. After two weeks Today we will go together again, and we have to bring a big bag, we just picked it and refined it on the spot, so we can take it away much better."

Xu Tutu nodded repeatedly, and then began to share the sleeping grass he brought back with Xu Miao one by one.Hearing Xu Miao said that he brought the snake back, and when Yan Shuo woke up, he would take his excrement shoveler to divide the meat, Xu Tutu clicked his tongue in surprise: "That's it, you Didn't the shit-shoveling officer show any fear towards you? Did he really help you get that snake back?"

Xu Miao looked up blankly: "Why is Shuo Shuo afraid of me?"

"You deceived human beings with your soft and cute appearance, but now you show sharp minions in front of human beings. Our identity as demons is quite sensitive to human beings. Do you think your family is shoveling shit? Will the officer still see you as a harmless monster with no harm?"

Xu Miao was stunned now, no, he is harmless, he is soft and cute, and has no lethality!

Xu Tutu rolled his eyes directly: "In front of the snake that was scratched to death by you, try to tell your excrement shoveler that you are harmless."

Xu Miao: "...hiccup..." He hiccupped in fright.