My cat has become a sperm

Swallowing the last mouthful of spicy sticks in his mouth, Xu Miao stuck out his tongue and licked his mouth, then ran to the floor-to-ceiling mirror to take a picture, making sure that there were no crumbs of biscuits, chocolate chips, spicy sticks left on his hair, and ran again Go to the coffee table, pick up two pieces of car and eat them, rinse your mouth, and clear the taste of spicy strips.

After everything was settled, he looked at Xu Tutu, who looked like an uncle, and flicked his tail: "I heard from Yan Shuo that he will go out to deliver a batch of goods tomorrow. If there is no accident, I can still come down tomorrow."

Xu Tutu crossed her legs and trembled: "Okay, what do you want to eat tomorrow, I will prepare it for you first."

Xu Miao thought for a while: "I still want to eat spicy strips." This is his new favorite recently, and today he ate up all the spicy strips from Tutu's.

Xu Tutu rolled his eyes at this unpromising and unpursuing request: "It's alright, alright, that's all you have, I'll go to the supermarket with Zhang Kai to buy some for you in the evening, and I'll buy more for you. "

Xu Miao sighed from the heart: "I'm so envious, I only went to the supermarket once with Yan Shuo, and it was the kind that he couldn't buy me anything I wanted, and kept pressing me into his pocket."

After Xu Miao finished speaking, she jumped onto the window and waved her paw towards Tutu: "Then I'll go up, goodbye."

After Xu Miao left, Xu Tutu lay on his back directly on the sofa, another day of taking care of the older baby Xu Miao was over.

Xu Miao returned home happily. The house was dark and quiet. After confirming that Yan Shuo hadn't come back, Xu Miao jumped into the house, closed the window skillfully, rolled comfortably on the warm floor, lay down and waited for Yan Shuo to come back. Shuo went home.

Yan Shuo looked at his phone all the way, watching the cat that had disappeared for several hours suddenly appear in the camera, and saw the cat that was just squirming on the carpet when the elevator stopped on the seventeenth floor. Immediately got up and waited at the door.Yan Shuo let out a breath slowly, then raised his feet and walked towards the door of his house.

When he came to the door, the act of opening the door paused inexplicably.If Zhang Kai could see it at this time, he would definitely feel that the scene of going home is surprisingly similar.

When the key was turned, Yan Shuo felt his heartbeat speed up unconsciously, and he didn't know what he was afraid of or worried about. After a day of repeated thinking, he felt that maybe the problem was his cat.

But after all, it is my own cat, who sleeps in my arms every day, and started to raise it with a big palm. Although it is still a big palm now, the companionship of these few months is not fake.Even if Mengmeng is really different, it probably won't hurt herself, since she won't hurt herself, then there's nothing to be afraid of.

As soon as Yan Shuo figured it out, Yan Shuo opened the door, and then a group of soft little creatures rushed towards him, crawled along his clothes to his shoulders, and pressed his furry head on his face. Rubbing back and forth, seeming extremely dependent, Yan Shuo's heart was softened immediately.

She stretched out her hand and scratched Mengmeng's chin: "Are you being good at home today? Did you do anything bad?"

Xu Miao meowed non-stop while sticking to Yan Shuo, no matter how much he rubbed against him, it was not enough.

Yan Shuo turned on all the lights at home, checked Mengmeng carefully, and made sure that there was nothing wrong with her body, and put it on the sofa as usual: "I bought a chicken today, can I roast chicken legs for you? "

The frequency of Xu Miao's tail flicking was much faster, obviously happy. Although Yan Shuo roasted the chicken drumsticks for him without seasoning, it was better than boiled meat. It was the second favorite after beef. of food.

Yan Shuo was not in a hurry to interrogate his cat, but gave it a delicious meal. The two chicken legs were not big, but they were not small. One was almost half the size of Mengmeng, but Mengmeng breathed a sigh of relief. Finished two.

Yan Shuo touched its belly, it was still soft, not full and hard at all, he could not help but think of the yogurt incident, maybe his cute belly is connected to another space, or he is really afraid that he raised a baby What a big little thing.

After washing the dishes, Yan Shuo wiped the water off his hands, and turned his head to see Mengmeng playing with a fur ball with a bell inside, jingling.Yan Shuo picked up the tablet and lay down on the sofa, patted the empty space beside him: "Come on Mengmeng."

Xu Miao immediately gave up the bell ball, jumped onto the sofa, and lay down on Yan Shuo's stomach, resting his head on Yan Shuo's chest, looking at him with round cat eyes: "Meow."

Yan Shuo patted the cat's head, then turned on the tablet, entered the account number to search, entered a fine anchor account, and clicked on the latest live broadcast playback.

Xu Miao didn't realize what Yan Shuo was doing at the beginning, only thought that he was full to eat and drink enough to play online, so she lay on his chest, and the tail behind her buttocks flicked back and forth in Yan Shuo's palm to hide and play.

Then......

A crisp and youthful voice came from Yan Shuo's tablet: "Come on, Mengmeng, perform a congratulations, and reward you with a strawberry."

Xu Miao's subconscious body froze almost completely uncontrollably, the voice of a rabbit, so Yan Shuo is watching their video now?Thinking of this possibility, Xu Miao felt that a catastrophe was about to strike, and she didn't dare to look back to confirm it.

It was so sudden that those who came from despair were caught off guard.

Although his hairy face can't really show any expression, but Yan Shuo has been staring at him, and there is no way to distinguish the expression on his face, but those smart eyes can reveal various emotions.In particular, the apparently suddenly froze body was lying on Yan Shuo's chest, and it was hard for Yan Shuo not to feel it.

Looking at Mengmeng who was stunned, with flustered little eyes, and resisting Mengmeng written all over his body, Yan Shuo was almost certain that his cat was not simple.But obviously it should be a scary thing. After all, if the possibility of my own animals seeming to be spirited really happened to me, I would be a little cautious, but Yan Shuo couldn't be afraid. Looking at Mengmeng's trembling Poor little appearance, even a little want to laugh.

Yan Shuo hugged Mengmeng, slowly sat up from the sofa, and stroked the little thing who seemed to be trying to pretend to be innocent: "Mengmeng, look at the video, that cat looks exactly like you , do you think they will be brothers and sisters of your compatriots?"

When Xu Miao heard this, his eyes lit up. Yes, they might be brothers and sisters of his compatriots!Anyway, in the eyes of humans, their cats are all similar in appearance, anyway, if he refuses to admit Yan Shuo, there is nothing he can do about him.

In the end, before he followed the reason Yan Shuo said casually and pretended to be a quail to hide, he heard Yan Shuo say: "But Mengmeng, look, the cat inside is also named Mengmeng. Zhuizi, Mengmeng, tell me what's going on here?"

Xu Miao was picked up by Yan Shuo, shaking his head from side to side but not looking at Yan Shuo, and struggling slightly to get off him, any fool could see his guilty conscience.

Yan Shuo pinched the hair on his chin and forced him to look at him: "Mengmeng, frankly, be lenient and resist strict, or do you want to be a stray cat more?"

When Xu Miao heard it, she quickly hugged Yan Shuo's hand with her paws, and her pitiful little milk voice was crying: "Shuo Shuo..."

Yan Shuo looked at the talking cat, and he was really strong enough to throw the cat out of his hand without being scared.He thought that his cat might have become a genius, but he never thought that it would be so refined that he could speak human words. After all, in the video, his Mengmeng was still acting cute as a cat.

Yan Shuo straightened up and sat cross-legged, closed the tablet, put Mengmeng opposite to him, calmed down, his face was calm and expressionless, and he beeped in his heart: "Okay, let's talk."

Xu Miao moved his paw uncomfortably. What happened tonight was too sudden. He was not mentally prepared for it to be exposed all of a sudden.Xu Miao was really afraid that Yan Shuo would be afraid of him, and then he would not want him. Looking at the expressionless Yan Shuo, he felt aggrieved and frightened, with tears streaming down his face, and cried, "What did you say?"

Yan Shuo almost laughed angrily at the little pity in front of him, obviously he should be afraid of him, why did he feel like a villain who bullied little goblins, listening to the voice of a little boy, Yan Shuo hardened his heart He didn't caress and comfort him, didn't find out the origin of the other party, even if he knew that this little fairy would not hurt him, he didn't dare to raise him: "Say what you want, tell me everything about you and me, don't think about it. Lie to me again, or I'll be really angry and don't want you."

Xu Miao immediately shed a pitiful tear: "Well...my name is Xu Miao..."

After being bluffed by Yan Shuo, and followed by Xu Tutu's precedent, Xu Miao instinctively believed in Yan Shuo, so he told everything about himself, about the demon alliance, about the experience in the human world, and about why he made the video.

Although Xu Miao is a spirit, after staying in human society for a few months, his expressive ability is quite good, at least he speaks in an orderly manner.It's just that when he heard him say that he thought he was poor because he saw himself staying at home every day and selling sculptures, so he wanted to be an Internet celebrity cat to support himself, Yan Shuo suddenly felt a little sore in his heart: "So hard To make money, relying on cuteness to please human beings for rewards, just to support me?"

Xu Miao sniffed: "Well, I thought you had no money, but Zhang Kai said you have money, and the pendant you gave me is worth a lot of money."

"So the rabbit in Zhang Kai's family is also a goblin. Zhang Kai knew about your affairs, and helped you deal with the follow-up of your online accounts, concealing your identity?"

Xu Miao nodded: "Yeah, Tutu's excrement shoveler is super nice. He bought me a lot of delicious food. I told him what I wanted to eat and he bought it for us. He also helped us a lot."

Yan Shuo looked at Xu Miao with a gloomy expression, shutting Xu Miao's mouth in fright, and looked at him with a look of panic, not understanding why Yan Shuo was suddenly angry.

Seeing his pitiful appearance, Yan Shuo suppressed his anger: "Is there any food for you at home?"

Xu Miao shook his head. Although those were not his favorites, Yan Shuo did buy a lot of snacks that cats love, so there was never a shortage of food.

Yan Shuo said: "Since there is no shortage of food for you, you still go to other people's houses to eat, do you know that this kind of behavior is not allowed in the human world!"

Xu Miao shook his head, he didn't know, food in the Fairy World can basically be shared unless the property is specially marked.

Yan Shuo said coldly: "In the future, you can't go to other people's houses to eat. Tell me what you want to eat, and I'll buy it for you. If I find out that you go to other people's houses to eat and ask others for food, I will I will lock you up in a small black room and starve you for a few days!"

His own cat went to other people's house to eat because of his greedy mouth, and he became angry just thinking about it. He also felt inexplicably sad that his own cub went to other people's house to beg for food because he couldn't eat at home, so sad that he wanted to hit the cat.

Xu Miao nodded quickly, expressing that she would never eat other people's food in the future.

After seriously declaring this point, Yan Shuo continued: "Is there anything else you are hiding from me?"

Xu Miao said: "There is also sleeping grass, we are looking for sleeping grass, Zhang Kai has promised to help us find sleeping grass."

"What sleeping herb?"

Xu Miao quickly said: "It's something that is good for your human body. You can sleep well at night with a sleeping herb, and it can also nourish your body. I used two for you, and there is the last one left, but we found it There might be a sleeping herb, so I just need to confirm it.”

Yan Shuo remembered that since raising Mengmeng, he had indeed slept very comfortably a few times, the kind of comfortable feeling that his body was several pounds lighter when he woke up.I didn't expect this little cat to do so much for me without my knowing it.

Seeing Mengmeng shivering and looking at him with fear, Yan Shuo stretched out his hand: "Come here."

Xu Miao tentatively walked towards Yan Shuo, and was hugged and stroked by Yan Shuo as before, feeling that the crisis seemed to have passed, so Xu Miao tentatively looked at Yan Shuo and asked: "Shuo Shuo, are you not angry? I I didn't mean to lie to you, it's a rule of the Demon League not to reveal your identity."

Yan Shuo hugged Xu Miao and caressed: "Now that I have discovered it, will the Demon League take you away?"

Xu Miao shook his head: "Tutu said that little monsters like us, as long as we don't do things that have too much impact on murder and arson, the Monster League will not take care of it, so as long as not many people know about it, my identity will not be revealed. It should be fine."

Hearing this, Yan Shuo breathed a sigh of relief. He didn't want to lose Mengmeng because of his behavior of breaking the casserole and asking the end.It's just that I didn't expect that the cat bought in any pet shop turned out to be a little elf, and such a caring little elf.

Seeing Mengmeng who hadn't recovered from the panic just now, Yan Shuo hugged him and kissed him: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hurt you just now, but it's not good to eat other people's food. In the future, you Tell me what you want to eat, and I will buy it for you. In the future, if you want to go to your friend’s house to play, then go. I will buy you snacks and send them over. You can share them, but you can’t just ask strangers for them. What to eat, you know?"

Xu Miao nodded: "Then can I still shoot videos in the future?"

Yan Shuo touched the cat's head: "I have money, more than enough to support you, and I have the money to buy you whatever you want, so you don't have to make money by making videos like this."

Xu Miao thought that Yan Shuo didn't agree with him making the video, so he was a little frustrated: "But they all like me."

Yan Shuo looked at Mengmeng: "Do you like making videos?"

Xu Miao nodded hurriedly: "Yes, they like me too, and they can make money."

Yan Shuo laughed: "Then do you like making videos or making money?"

Xu Miao thought for a while: "I like them all, Shuo Shuo, is it really not allowed to shoot?"

Yan Shuo couldn't bear the pitiful little eyes, so he said: "You can shoot if you like, but you must be careful not to reveal your identity, or you will lose me forever."

Xu Miao jumped directly at Yan Shuo, rubbing his arms around his neck: "Shuo Shuo, you are so kind."

Yan Shuo smiled: "I'm good, or Zhang Kai downstairs?"

Not understanding the meaning of Shi Shovel Officer's words at all, Xu Miao instinctively replied: "Of course you are good, you are the best, I like you the most."

He touched the soft hair ball in his arms: "From now on, you have to tell me anything, and you can't hide it from me. I'll change the door for you in two days. If you want to go downstairs again, you can go out by the small door. Don't open the window." , although you are a goblin, this kind of behavior is also very dangerous and easy to be seen by others."

Yan Shuo said that Xu Miao nodded, he knew that Yan Shuo was the best, even if he knew that he was a goblin, he would not want him, thinking that he would be like a rabbit in the future, he could eat whatever he wanted Happy life, just roll happily in Yan Shuo's arms.

Yan Shuo looked at the cat who was silly and happy after his identity passed the Ming road. Although he didn't know much about the fairy world, but judging by the silly and sweet appearance of this little thing, he was probably not very old, so he had to watch it closely in the future.Yan Shuo suddenly felt that he had really raised a kid, the kind who could speak human language.

Zhang Kai was packing up the takeaway boxes after eating when he heard WeChat ring. He picked it up and saw that it was Yan Shuo's 1000 yuan transfer message, followed by a message thanking you for taking care of the cat. He immediately smiled and replied A message passed: Is the sting exciting, is it a surprise?

Yan Shuo looked at Zhang Kai's reply speechlessly: Excitement, surprise, I may trouble you with something, if you don't mind, it's not too much.

Zhang Kai:?

Yan Shuo: Change the door, and I will pay for it.

Zhang Kai smiled and said, "Okay, then please help me choose a good-looking door."

After sending WeChat with Yan Shuo, Zhang Kai looked at Xu Tutu with regret, and looked at Xu Tutu inexplicably: "What are you doing?"

Zhang Kai sighed: "I thought I had a chance to raise two goblins."

Xu Tutu suddenly kicked Zhang Kai's face with a big foot. This playful human being wants to raise two if one is not enough, which is simply too much!

After confirming that there is no problem with Zhang Kai, Yan Shuo squeezed Mengmeng: "I have agreed with Zhang Kai that we will change the door together in two days. At that time, there will be a small door on the door that can be entered and exited casually. If you want to go out to play, just go through the small door, I will buy you a mobile phone, call me if you have something to do, even if you go out to play, you can’t run far away, and be careful of human beings, don’t let strangers approach you, even if you are a fairy , but humans are also very dangerous, you know?"

Xu Miao nodded, and then looked at Yan Shuo eagerly: "Shuo Shuo, let's go to the supermarket to buy snacks. You haven't taken me to buy snacks yet, and you didn't buy them for me last time you went to the supermarket."

Yan Shuo looked at this little thing that only had food in his eyes, and pinched his cat face helplessly: "What a greedy cat, is it important for snacks or me?"

Xu Miao said without hesitation: "You are the most important!"

Yan Shuo was satisfied immediately, and stood up from the sofa with the cat in his arms: "Let's go buy some snacks."

The author has something to say:

Xu Miao: I am a greedy little fairy.

Yan Shuo: Is your family short of something to eat?How dare you find someone else to eat!

Zhang Kai: ...You seem to have got the point wrong.