My cat has become a sperm

The contest where the top [-] were officially born has received warm acclaim, because one of the most attractive points of this program is the cremation collision between audition contestants and professional contestants at the end.And the program group did not disappoint the audience. There may be nothing during the filming, but the later editing edited out this comparison, especially the official group. There are three people who, in the state of a dark horse, were selected by the popular vote after the program and killed them in one go. Into the top five.

Queen Madge even defeated Mina, who is known as the queen of fashion, and won the first place.Wang Jianwang's rivalry between two girls is always better than that of boys. On the second day of the show, there were all kinds of headlines, which made the show popular again.

Among the many male contestants, besides Yan Shuo, the most outstanding one was Bai Lun, who was of mixed race, tall and tall, with aristocratic features and deep facial features. He attracted the attention of countless people as soon as he appeared on the stage.Followed by Yan Shuo, this handsome guy who talks less but is very in line with the national taste, standing next to the mixed-race Bai Lun is not even compared, his indifferent temperament is even better, and he has a cat, so he is popular On the contrary, he was temporarily ahead of Bai Lun.

Unlike Yan Shuo who doesn't care much about foreign affairs, Madge is actually very gossip, even though she looks like a queen, so after the show started, the onlookers were very lively. In addition, although this show didn't reach the level of national fire, click to play The volume is also quite good, plus some adverts bought by the program group, so some platforms will also push some news.

Madge was speechless when he saw this push message: "What do you mean Bai Lun's popularity is slightly lacking because Yan Shuo has a cat? Are you sure this is not a bad sentence? What does this have to do with cats?"

The beautician who was doing Madge's nails said with a smile: "Whoever wins cats wins the world. I also read the account of the broadcaster that the netizen pointed out. The cuteness in it is really ghostly, not cute."

Madge has never watched a cute pet video. Although she likes this cute little creature, she is not obsessed with it. However, if this cute pet broadcaster is someone close to her, she is still interested in watching it.

Yan Shuo took care of the house in the morning, prepared enough food and water, kissed his forehead intimately under the expectant eyes of his own cutie, and then went out to work.

As soon as he came to the lounge at the backstage of the program group, several people's eyes were on him, but he couldn't understand the strange eyes of those people, but it was only a week, no matter how you looked at him, he was like looking at an alien.

In the end, Madge beckoned to him: "Come on, come on." The program group provided makeup artists, but there were few makeup artists. There were twenty contestants, and the makeup was always not so delicate, so Madge still prefers to use his own. , so he also took Yan Shuo together and asked his makeup artist to do it for him, so as not to use those popular makeup tools, which would be dirty even thinking about it.

When Yan Shuo was dragged to sit down and put on makeup, Madge yelled at him: "Unexpected, unexpected, Yan Xiaoshuo, you still have the potential to become an Internet celebrity, if you want to debut, tell your sister, what kind of Internet celebrity path will you take? My sister will find someone to pack it for you, to ensure that the superstar will appear on the stage."

Yan Shuo looked at her in confusion.

Madge gave him the highest-clicked live recording in Miao’s fine account: “Your cat has hundreds of thousands of followers, once this show is aired, you can use this account to promote it, and you don’t need to vote. You spend money to brush them all, but your cat is really smart. Is it born or trained? But Mengmeng looks so small, it should be born, I am afraid that even if it is so small, it has not been trained for long. And who is that boy in the video? Is it your relative? He has a nice voice, and he must be cute too. When will he bring him out for a meal and let me meet him, I like Xiao Nairou the most. "

When Madge was thinking about it, Yan Shuo had already taken Madge's phone and looked at it. He could be sure that the video was of Mengmeng's family, because there were some small videos later, and Mengmeng could be seen wearing it around his neck. Yes, he carved and polished the pendant himself.But the background of the video is not his home, who is the boy talking, and why Mengmeng was filming the video at someone else's home, but he was at home almost every day before, and Mengmeng was by his side.

Madge looked at Yan Shuo's frowning as if he didn't know it at all, and was a little strange: "Why, his face is so strange, isn't this the video you took, or is this not your cat?"

Yan Shuo said: "It's my cat, but I wasn't the one who took the video, and it wasn't my home where the video was taken."

"It's not your house, it's not you, so whoever caught your cat to take a video won't work, is it haunted? It can't be that your cat took the video by itself."

Yan Shuo stared at the video with a pair of dark eyes. The background in the video is not his own home, but the general layout is the same as his own home, so the place in the background should be where he lives now, but someone else's home.As for other people's house, the only person in the whole apartment who is a little familiar with him is Zhang Kai who moved in later.Thinking of Zhang Kai always asking him to take Mengmeng down to play, Yan Shuo couldn't help feeling a little bit wrong.

But this is not right, this video cannot be shot in a day or two, and there are many live broadcasts, but Mengmeng only played downstairs for a day.

In the corner that the camera can't capture, Mengmeng always disappears under the camera. Yan Shuo feels that he seems to have caught something, but when he tries to sort out the clues carefully, he is still at a loss.

Yan Shuo, who grew up in a scientific society, is afraid that he will not think of the cat itself at all for a while. He is only thinking about who lured his cat, and what is so strange that his cat can be lured out obediently, and then come back obediently?It's unbelievable.

After thinking about it, Yan Shuo took out his phone to open the software, and checked all the cameras, but there was no Mengmeng.If it was before this, he might think that Mengmeng must have been hiding somewhere to sleep again, but looking back now, after running to the place that the camera couldn't capture, he didn't show up for a long time, and his face suddenly became darker.

Seeing that he was staring at the phone with an uncomfortable expression, Madge pushed him: "What's wrong? A thief entered your house?"

Yan Shuo shook his head: "No." After finishing speaking, he put away his mobile phone and was about to go on stage to compete. Although this matter has already distracted him, it is better not to think too much, everything waits Go back and talk about it.

The Internet celebrity cat is a highlight, and the program team will naturally not let it go. Although they will not focus on this point specifically, they still cannot help but mention a few words when introducing the finished products produced by Yan Shuo.

Yan Shuo himself didn't understand what was going on, so he didn't say too much in detail, and just carried it with him.But because he was distracted today, his mind was full of the idea of ​​someone abducting his own cuteness to make videos to make money. In the end, the result of the competition was a little unsatisfactory. He only took the third place, and was won by the one surnamed Bai.

Xu Miao, who didn't know that he really took the pills this time, waited for Yan Shuo to leave early in the morning, and immediately went to Tutu's house impatiently. If he went early, he could have breakfast.

Zhang Kai knew that Yan Shuo was recording today and would leave early, so he prepared two rich breakfasts early. As for the fact that this little cat might have been exposed, Zhang Kai did not point out in spite of his heart. I really want to see how Yan Shuo will accept this matter. He doesn't mind raising two, if Yan Shuo doesn't want this cat spirit.

The big-hearted Xu Miao began to check the cat grass bought by Tutu after eating and drinking. With the experience of being knocked down by a few pieces of grass last time, this time Xu Miao used her demon power to resist the attraction of this kind of cat grass to cats. Unfortunately, he checked several catties of cat grass, and there was no sleeping grass at all.

Xu Tutu kicked the pile of grass away in disgust: "I'll just say, it's not so easy to get rich, hey, if there is a way to get the bag of cat grass that the scoundrel took away, at least I can get some , have you seen how much sleeping grass sells for on the Taoist forum?"

Xu Miao said: "A human monk has produced a hundred thousand stalks. This sleeping herb seems to be able to make medicine, and the elixir it makes has the effect of sleeping and nourishing the body. A lot of medicine can be made in a single session, so one stalk is enough to make medicine." It can be sold for [-] yuan, but unfortunately no one sells it."

Looking at the cat grass all over the floor, Xu Miao opened the last bag and continued to search carefully. Xu Tutu had no hope at all. Just as he was about to turn on the TV to watch, Xu Miao exclaimed: "Rabbit Rabbit! It's sleeping grass!"

Xu Tutu hurried over: "Where is that?!"

Xu Miao held up a piece of turf the size of a cat's finger to Tutu: "This is sleeping grass. Although there is only a little grass clippings, I can't smell it wrong. His family really has sleeping grass!"

Ordinary humans definitely don't know what sleeping grass is, and many sleeping plants are naturally grown, and it is difficult to cultivate artificially, so it is very likely that the cat grass seller mixed sleeping grass into it when collecting cat grass.Xu Tutu was thinking about how to buy cat grass, so Xu Miao said, "Tutu, ask the seller where he got this grass."

Xu Tutu shook his ears: "You want to go by yourself?"

Xu Miao nodded: "You must go by yourself. Ordinary people don't know sleeping grass at all. Even if we ask him to buy it, he won't be able to tell the difference. It's better to go by yourself."

Xu Tutu opened the online shopping account: "On the page where he sells grass, it says that he grows it himself, or in the same city, maybe not too far away, but I'm afraid you won't be able to go there. If you go there for a long time and don't come back, your shovel will The poop officer has revealed his stuff, you should teach me to tell the difference, and I will let Zhang Kai take me there."

Xu Miao also felt that Tutu's words made sense when he heard it. It was not easy to go downstairs. If he went out to look for sleeping grass, Yan Shuo would definitely find out.

With the news of the source of the sleeping grass, Xu Miao and Xu Tutu happily dreamed of getting rich, and then they started a live broadcast, performing a cute cat eating strawberries and sucking cat grass. The shit-shoveling officer who sucked cats in the cloud screamed so loudly that he couldn't suck, and the planes and cannon villas that rewarded him swiped the screen.

And Yan Shuo's face was so dark that he couldn't breathe, who the hell stole his cat and started the live broadcast!