My cat has become a sperm

Looking at Zhang Kai who was walking towards him step by step, and then at Xu Miao who was lying beside him like a dead cat, Xu Tutu really wanted to pick up this troublemaker and jump off the balcony.It's a pity that although he is a demon, he can't fly. Even if he has a strong climbing ability, he can't walk in the air, so he can only sit on the ground and wait for death.

Xu Miao didn't expect that Zhang Kai would come back so soon, nor did he expect that he would struggle to get up when he exhausted his inner alchemy.But I also know that unless Zhang Kai is a fool, he won't believe in ghosts.

Xu Tutu held down Xu Miao, who was about to get up, with one paw, and the slightly immature voice revealed at this moment that the sky is falling, brother, I will give you the manly responsibility: "Don't move, if he dares to do anything, I will I will run with you."

The not-so-stalwart white-haired back immediately moved Xu Miao to pieces, the big brother is like a rabbit!

As soon as Xu Tutu finished speaking, the balcony door was pushed open by Zhang Kai, and he asked with a smile, "What can I do to you? Where do you want to go?"

Xu Tutu poked his neck and snorted: "I knew you already knew, after pretending for so long, just tell me, what do you want!"

Zhang Kai was amused by Xu Tutu's cautious righteousness, glanced at the cat lying on the ground, and opened the balcony door a little: "Come in and tell me, it's so cold outside." He said and looked at Xu Miao :"Do you need my help?"

Xu Tutu snorted again, turned around and picked up his stupid cat, jumped on the sofa in twos and twos, put it aside and left it alone, then looked at Zhang Kai, intending to continue negotiating with Zhang Kai.

Zhang Kai also moved a chair and sat in front of the sofa and looked at Xu Tutu: "Okay, let's talk now, what are you guys, are you a demon or a ghost?"

After asking, seeing Xu Miao who seemed to be completely immobile, he frowned again and asked, "What's wrong with him?"

Xu Tutu stood in front of Xu Miao: "Don't worry about it!"

Zhang Kai saw that Xu Tutu was wary of him, but his eyes were full of caution and apprehension, and he couldn't help being funny, thinking that this little guy seemed to want to save face on weekdays, so he said: "When I came up, I saw Yan Yan. Shuo's car has entered the garage, Yan Shuo, you know, the cat's family, if it doesn't go back, both of you will be exposed."

When Xu Miao heard that Yan Shuo was back, he struggled even harder. Unfortunately, his hands and feet were weak at the moment, and it was difficult for him to even walk.

Xu Tutu looked at Zhang Kai suspiciously: "You won't expose us? What do you want?"

Zhang Kai said with a smile: "I don't bother to take care of other people's family affairs. As for my family's affairs, it's my business and yours. We can talk about it slowly. If you don't send him back, then you two will end together." .”

Xu Tutu stared at him for a moment, but he still believed in his shit-shoveling officer in his heart. Although this guy has a bad personality, he obviously found out his secret and pretended not to know to tease him, but his character is still good , so I didn't delay anymore, I said you wait for me, and crawled out of the window sill with the silly cat in my mouth.

Zhang Kai had already guessed the route they came and went, but this was the first time he saw a rabbit with a cat in its mouth, so fast and flexible. How did a rabbit climb up the pipe with the cat in its mouth? He was afraid that his arrogant little guy would blow his hair.

Xu Tutu never thought that Zhang Kai would lie to him, thinking that Yan Shuo was really coming back soon, afraid of being bumped into, threw Xu Miao into the cat's litter, and ran back in a hurry.

What follows is the first meeting between man and demon.

Mr. Xu Tutu was full of aura: "Okay, now we can have a good talk!"

It's a pity that the aura is small and the stature is small, and there is an inexplicable kind of child who insists on pretending to be an adult. Zhang Kai managed to hold back his laughter and tried to make this meeting look more formal: "Let's talk first, why are you a demon? But I bought it home at the price of an ordinary rabbit?"

Xu Tutu rolled his eyes, and before he could open his mouth, Zhang Kai said: "Our country stipulates that after the founding of the country, it is not allowed to become a prostitute. You sneaked into the ordinary rabbit's nest and said, are you an illegal adult?" Refined?"

Xu Tutu immediately jumped up furiously: "Bah! Who are you talking about becoming spirits illegally? We are good monsters with a license to become spirits! Don't talk nonsense!"

Zhang Kai had a disbelieving expression on his face: "I don't believe it, show me the license."

Xu Tutu proudly flung out a card made of golden metal, on which Xu Tutu's appearance loomed, and next to it was like a human ID card, recording his personal information.

Zhang Kai picked up the card and looked at it, raised his eyebrows slightly: "Xu Tutu? Is this your name? It's not as good as the Beibei I gave you, rabbit spirit, huh? There is also my information on it ? Guardian Zhang Kai? So I am your guardian?"

Xu Tutu was stunned for a moment. He hadn't carefully read his certificate of insemination since he came to human society. He didn't expect that the information on the certificate would change from time to time, so he wanted to get the certificate back.

Naturally, Zhang Kai would not do what he wished. Looking at the jumping rabbit, Zhang Kai smiled and said, "Xu Tutu, do you know what it means to be the guardian of the human world?"

Xu Tutu died with rabbit eyes, no, he didn't want to know.

Zhang Kai looked at the reluctant face, and smiled even more: "You have a certificate, and my information is even recorded on the certificate, which proves that you monsters have been allowed to come to the human world, and even the country is special. All departments know, right, then as your guardian in the human world, don't worry, I will take good care of you in the future, but you have to be obedient, otherwise..."

Xu Tutu asked nervously, "Otherwise, what are you going to do?"

Zhang Kai returned the Chengjing certificate to Xu Tutu, ignored his struggle, picked him up and smoothed his hair, and said with a smile in his eyes: "Otherwise I will hand you over to the country."

Xu Tutu looked at Zhang Kai, and couldn't help showing those sharp little rabbit teeth. The bad guy wants to bite!

When Yan Shuo returned home, it was already dark, and when he turned on the light, he immediately looked for the cat.Usually when he comes home, his cat will pounce on him as soon as possible. If he doesn't pounce a few times, he must have done something bad.I was wondering what bad things his Mengmeng had done again, when I saw the cat sleeping in the cat's litter.

Yan Shuo quickly stepped forward, looked at the apparently listless cat in the litter box, and frowned: "Mengmeng? What's wrong? Is there something wrong?"

Xu Miao groaned pitifully, indicating that he was still alive, and it might take some time for the hollowed-out inner alchemy to come back. However, in this year of peace and prosperity, it doesn’t matter whether the inner alchemy is empty or not, anyway, there is no chance If you want to fight with others, if you can move freely, you may have to hurry up and practice for a few days.

Yan Shuo didn't rush to hug the cat, but turned around and found a thermometer. While stroking Mengmeng to comfort him, he quickly picked up the cat's tail and inserted the thermometer into the fan's chrysanthemum. Mengmeng's cat's eyes enlarged instantly, and Yan Shuo said softly: "Don't move, it will be fine after a while, let's measure to see if there is a fever."

Xu Miao: "..." He chose the dog leash, thank you.

Yan Shuo thought that Mengmeng would struggle, but Mengmeng was unexpectedly obedient from the beginning to the end, but maybe it was because she was not feeling well and didn't want to move at all, which made Yan Shuo feel distressed.

At this moment, Xu Miao just wanted to bury his head deeply in the cat's litter. The foreign body feeling in that sensitive place made him feel ashamed. Fortunately, no one else saw it, otherwise he would lose his demon face.

Yan Shuo was sure that his body temperature was normal, so he checked the inside and outside of the house. He didn't steal anything, and he didn't vomit anywhere, so he went to make a pack of cold medicine for children.Maybe it's because of the large temperature difference between morning and evening recently that I caught a cold.Yan Shuo plans to feed a pack of cold medicine first, and if he still doesn't get better tomorrow, he will take him to the pet hospital.

Fortunately, Xu Miao still had the strength to stick out his tongue. He licked the sweet but not tasty granule one mouthful at a time, avoiding a violent force-feeding.It wasn't until he finished licking the bowl of medicine that Xu Miao looked away from the needle tube that Yan Shuo had put aside. Was it specially placed aside to scare him?

Yan Shuo originally bought some fresh seafood and meat, intending to make a hearty meal for Mengmeng at night, but unexpectedly, Mengmeng was sick, so he didn't have any intention of cooking, so he casually ordered some noodles.As for the cat meal, there is no more today, let’s go hungry, it’s better to eat hungry than uncomfortable.

When Yan Shuo was eating noodles, Xu Miao looked at him eagerly, and Yan Shuo's heart softened for a while, so he got up and picked him up from the cat's nest: "Be good, you will be comfortable tomorrow, and I will give it to you when you are comfortable." You are delicious."

Xu Miao responded with a humming and chirping, her small eyes were fixed on Yan Shuo's noodles, and she really wanted to take a bite, but he had exhausted his spiritual power, and he still had the energy to eat.It's a pity that Yan Shuo turned a blind eye to his desire and didn't even give him a noodle.

After finally waiting for Yan Shuo to finish eating, Xu Miao planned to wait for Yan Shuo to go to the work room to busy himself with his own affairs and practice quickly, but Yan Shuo didn't expect that Yan Shuo would directly carry him back to the bedroom: "I don't work today, so I will be with you, okay? "

Xu Miao let out a low whine. After hesitating for a second between practicing and enjoying the company of the shit-shoveling officer, he decisively chose the latter. For cultivation, you can do it anytime.

Seeing Yan Shuo put him on his chest, lying on the bed and picking up the notebook, Xu Miao opened his mouth and yawned, tilted his head and planned to squint for a while, that liar Zhang Kai said that Yan Shuo had gone home, but He waited anxiously for a long time until it was dark.But he and Tutu were smashed by Zhang Kai, and I don't know how Tutu is doing now.

What Xu Miao was worried about was whether Zhang Kai would be afraid of Tutu and said he would not want him anymore. As for whether he would hurt Tutu because he was a demon, Xu Miao hadn't thought about it, or he didn't have such a concept in his consciousness.When their demon alliance trained, they taught that human beings are very fragile. When their demons get along with humans, they must be extremely careful, otherwise they will easily cause harm to humans.So in his concept, only demons can hurt humans, no ordinary humans can hurt demons.

In the hospital, the little girl who jumped from the building woke up from a coma. She didn't go to see her mother who was sleeping on the sofa in the ward, but quietly looked at the ceiling.Jumping from such a high place, she didn't die.She remembered seeing what seemed like a cat after she jumped off the balcony.

In the middle of the night, Xu Miao, who was sleeping soundly in Yan Shuo's arms, suddenly trembled, and then opened his eyes in confusion. He felt that the demon core in his body was gradually becoming fuller, and there was even a particularly comfortable breath in his body. It's almost like a joke, and his cultivation base has increased a little.

Seeing the tiny star-like aura drifting towards him little by little in the sky, Xu Miao's eyes widened suddenly. Is this... the golden light of merit?