My cat has become a sperm
Chapter 30
Xu Tutu hugged his carrot expressionlessly and looked at Zhang Kai holding the cat, and introduced various facilities at home like a fool, including the kitchen and the bedroom, regardless of whether the cat understands or not .
And the silly cat in his arms probably recovered from his illness, became comfortable, and had the energy to observe the surrounding environment, so he was shivering from the evil spirit on him.
The cat in his arms was trembling. Zhang Kai naturally felt it too. He thought the cat was afraid of a new environment. In addition, the weather changed and the temperature suddenly dropped several degrees. It almost entered winter in a second, and the heating was not turned on at home. So Zhang Kai thought about it, found out a piece of clothing that was originally bought for his Beibei, but the cat could also wear it, and put it on.
After putting it on, Zhang Kai came to Xu Tutu with the cat in his arms: "Beibei, this is a new member of the family, you should get along well in the future, you know?"
Xu Tutu took a bite of the carrot, then spit it out, bah, it's unpalatable.
Zhang Kai looked funny, although this little thing has tried his best to cover up, but the pair of dull eyes are full of disgust, the face is full of expressions of you stupid mortals, and you still have to force yourself over there. Pretend to be too cute.
So he put the cat aside, and Zhang Kai said to Xu Tutu with a serious face: "Beibei, didn't you save this kitten? Now that it is in good health, it can play with you in the future. Why don't you Didn't show a little welcome?"
Xu Tutu resisted the urge to roll his eyes, welcome?How welcome?Dance a bunny dance for you and shout a welcome, a warm welcome slogan?
Zhang Kai touched Xiao Zhe'er, and said similarly: "This little guy should be called Kaqiu. He was abused like that before, but now he is still such a family member, such a cute character. After it's over, Beibei, in case I What if I like Kachu more and don’t like you? Look at your picky eater, you don’t even eat the carrot that the rabbit loves most, Kachu is so good, eat whatever you give.”
Xu Tutu didn't want to be in the same room with this stupid human being, so he turned around and wanted to go back to his rabbit's nest.It's a pity that Zhang Kai hugged him up: "Okay, okay, Beibei is still my favorite, Beibei is not angry."
Xu Tutu really wanted to grab Zhang Kai's clothes and yell loudly, he was angry, how could it be seen that he was angry!
Looking at the little eyes that were getting more and more dissatisfied, he almost spewed fire. Zhang Kai smiled and stopped teasing. If fire really spewed out, it would not be easy to put down the fire.After touching the heads of the two little guys, Zhang Kai put them on the sofa: "Okay, play by yourself, I'll cook for you."
After Zhang Kai left, Xiao Zhe'er looked at Xu Tutu tremblingly, wishing to roll himself into a ball.Where is it, who is it, why is it here...
Xu Tutu stretched out his paws to rest on Xiao Zhe'er's head, and said through the voice transmission of Beast Heart: "Be obedient, and I will cover you in the future." As for stupid humans, that's not important.
Xiao Zhe'er understood the words of the rabbit with a terrifying aura, but the paw on its head made it dare not move, for fear that it would be opened if it moved, so it could only weakly chirp: "Meow..."
Zhang Kai saw this scene when passing by, and said lightly: "Bebe, don't bully Kachu."
Xu Tutu stretched out a big foot, kicked the carrot under the sofa, go to your Beibei.
When Xu Miao finally seized the opportunity to climb up, he met the red-eyed and murderous Xu Tutu, who was so scared that he didn't dare to go in the window. He glanced left and right, and said carefully, "Why, What's the matter? Is your shit shoveler at home?"
Xu Tutu said directly, "Not here."
Xu Miao let out a cry, and then crawled in staggeringly: "If you're not here, why are you stuck here? It scared me to death, and I almost fell down."
As soon as Xu Miao finished speaking, she heard a weak meow, looked around quickly, saw a cat dumpling hiding in the corner, and said pleasantly, "Hey, little Kaqiu is still at your house? "
Xu Tutu Yin Yin said: "Where can it be if it's not in my house, this little thing is a big deal now, but Zhang Kai likes it, even when sleeping, I have to hug it to sleep."
Xu Miao just wanted to say that it’s normal to sleep with a cat, but his family Yan Shuo hugged him to sleep every day, but before he could say anything, a flash of light flashed, and his expression became cautious: "Tutu, you , out of favor?"
Obviously that day he heard the excrement shovel officer of Tutu's house say that he didn't have time to raise a cat and would find a new owner for this cat. Could it be that because of a cat, Tutu fell out of favor? !
Xu Tutu kicked Xu Miao, and Xu Miao reacted very quickly this time, dodging Xu Tutu's big feet like a bolt of lightning: "Tutututu, if you have something to say, talk it out. !"
Xu Tutu has already seen that Zhang Kai is purely idle and intentional, pretending to like that cat so much to make himself jealous, and treat him as a little fool with no IQ, can't he not see such obvious behavior , What delicious food is for the cat to eat or not, what is fun for the cat to play with, he ignores Zhang Kai, and Zhang Kai comes over to hug him and coax him again, what a childish man!
But Zhang Kai teased him like this, but Xu Tutu couldn't get angry in front of him. This is the reason why Xu Tutu couldn't help kicking Xu Miao, it's all because of this little bastard!
Xu Tutu was lucky, turned around and saw two cats huddled in the corner, looking at him in fear, the veins on his forehead were twitching, how unlucky he was, he always wiped Xu Miao when he was in the Demon League Ass, after finally coming to the human society to experience, I still can't escape Xu Miao's claws, this fucking rabbit.
Just as Xu Tutu was about to call the cowardly cat over to take a video, he heard loud noises from downstairs.Although they don't live in such a top-notch apartment, they can be regarded as high-end apartments with high prices. They are usually very quiet. At least after Xu Miao and Xu Tutu lived here, they have never felt what is called human society. noisy.
Hearing the noise downstairs, Xu Miao didn't hide anymore, and hurriedly followed Xu Tutu to the balcony, wanting to see what happened downstairs.
The balconies of their apartments here are all semi-enclosed, half surrounded by a large piece of glass, but there is a gap at the connection between the balcony floor and the glass, which is big enough for a rabbit and a cat to stick their heads out and look down.
It's a pity that they only saw a lot of people around downstairs in the community, looking up at something noisily.Their balcony faces the green garden of the community. The whole community consists of two buildings facing each other, with a small garden in between. Usually, many dog owners will walk their dogs below, but I have never seen so many people gathered together.
Seeing the commotion downstairs, Xu Miao asked Xu Tutu, "Tutu, what's going on downstairs?"
Xu Tutu heard the shouts of those people and said, "It seems that someone is going to jump off the building."
When Xu Miao asked, he opened up his spiritual sense to investigate. Although his spiritual power is not strong, things at such a distance can still be clearly detected through his spiritual sense. When he saw the little girl sitting on the balcony downstairs Xu Miao snorted, "I've seen that little girl before."
Xu Tutu turned to look at Xu Miao: "Meet it? When?"
Xu Miao said: "Last week, the day your excrement shoveler brought Kachu back. We met in the hospital and came back together. I saw this girl in the elevator." The demon power dispersed some of the black energy on the girl's body, why it's only been a week, and the girl was so devastated that she was going to jump off the building.
Xu Miao didn't even need to use his consciousness, he could hear a woman crying in the downstairs room, what's wrong with her mother, Nini, don't scare her like this, Nini, come down quickly and so on.
Xu Miao said to Xu Tutu: "When I saw the little girl that day, her mother was very fierce. She was super fierce. She kept scolding her and made the girl cry."
Xu Tutu clicked his tongue twice: "Human beings are terrible, even their own cubs are not spared, and we orcs still have tiger poison."
As soon as Xu Tutu finished speaking, there was a heart-piercing cry from downstairs, which made him tremble, and Xu Miao, who had been paying attention to the movement downstairs with his spiritual sense, saw that the girl really jumped down, and was also caught. Trembling with fright, he mobilized his spiritual power almost instinctively, trying to wrap the little girl who jumped off the building.
But a human cub is not light, at least twenty or thirty catties, plus the weight of a fall, that weight is enough to exhaust all of Xu Miao's spiritual power.So when he almost instinctively tried to grab the little girl with his spiritual power, the spiritual power in Xu Miao's body was completely emptied.
Although the falling little girl was not able to be pulled by Xu Miao's spiritual power, she also had an invisible pause in mid-air. When she landed again, she brushed past the not-so-high tree downstairs and fell to the ground.
On the side, there were many enthusiastic people who had just brought quilts from home and were about to make quilts but didn't have time to make them. The girl's mother yelled extremely sternly from upstairs, and the yell even echoed throughout the community.
Someone hurriedly stepped forward to check the little girl's condition. Seeing that although the little girl closed her eyes tightly, she was still breathing. She was afraid of falling into her internal organs, so she didn't dare to move casually. She only yelled that she was still alive, and hurriedly called for an ambulance. up.
The noise downstairs was louder than before jumping off the building. Just as Xu Tutu stretched out his head to see if the girls fell to their deaths, he heard Xu Miao's rather weak voice: "Tu...Tutu..."
Xu Tutu turned his head and saw Xu Miao lying directly on the ground, he was shocked: "Meow! What's wrong with you?"
Xu Miao chirped pitifully: "Tutu, I'm so dizzy, oh..."
Xu Tutu hurried forward, put a paw on Xu Miao's forehead, and the corner of his mouth twitched slightly: "Are you stupid, you have emptied your inner alchemy!"
Xu Miao groaned and chirped, feeling too uncomfortable to speak.
At this moment, there was a sound of footsteps. Looking at Zhang Kai who had just entered the room and looked towards the balcony at a glance, he glanced at Xu Miao who was paralyzed on the ground because of the exhaustion of inner alchemy. When it gets dark, the sky will die.
And the silly cat in his arms probably recovered from his illness, became comfortable, and had the energy to observe the surrounding environment, so he was shivering from the evil spirit on him.
The cat in his arms was trembling. Zhang Kai naturally felt it too. He thought the cat was afraid of a new environment. In addition, the weather changed and the temperature suddenly dropped several degrees. It almost entered winter in a second, and the heating was not turned on at home. So Zhang Kai thought about it, found out a piece of clothing that was originally bought for his Beibei, but the cat could also wear it, and put it on.
After putting it on, Zhang Kai came to Xu Tutu with the cat in his arms: "Beibei, this is a new member of the family, you should get along well in the future, you know?"
Xu Tutu took a bite of the carrot, then spit it out, bah, it's unpalatable.
Zhang Kai looked funny, although this little thing has tried his best to cover up, but the pair of dull eyes are full of disgust, the face is full of expressions of you stupid mortals, and you still have to force yourself over there. Pretend to be too cute.
So he put the cat aside, and Zhang Kai said to Xu Tutu with a serious face: "Beibei, didn't you save this kitten? Now that it is in good health, it can play with you in the future. Why don't you Didn't show a little welcome?"
Xu Tutu resisted the urge to roll his eyes, welcome?How welcome?Dance a bunny dance for you and shout a welcome, a warm welcome slogan?
Zhang Kai touched Xiao Zhe'er, and said similarly: "This little guy should be called Kaqiu. He was abused like that before, but now he is still such a family member, such a cute character. After it's over, Beibei, in case I What if I like Kachu more and don’t like you? Look at your picky eater, you don’t even eat the carrot that the rabbit loves most, Kachu is so good, eat whatever you give.”
Xu Tutu didn't want to be in the same room with this stupid human being, so he turned around and wanted to go back to his rabbit's nest.It's a pity that Zhang Kai hugged him up: "Okay, okay, Beibei is still my favorite, Beibei is not angry."
Xu Tutu really wanted to grab Zhang Kai's clothes and yell loudly, he was angry, how could it be seen that he was angry!
Looking at the little eyes that were getting more and more dissatisfied, he almost spewed fire. Zhang Kai smiled and stopped teasing. If fire really spewed out, it would not be easy to put down the fire.After touching the heads of the two little guys, Zhang Kai put them on the sofa: "Okay, play by yourself, I'll cook for you."
After Zhang Kai left, Xiao Zhe'er looked at Xu Tutu tremblingly, wishing to roll himself into a ball.Where is it, who is it, why is it here...
Xu Tutu stretched out his paws to rest on Xiao Zhe'er's head, and said through the voice transmission of Beast Heart: "Be obedient, and I will cover you in the future." As for stupid humans, that's not important.
Xiao Zhe'er understood the words of the rabbit with a terrifying aura, but the paw on its head made it dare not move, for fear that it would be opened if it moved, so it could only weakly chirp: "Meow..."
Zhang Kai saw this scene when passing by, and said lightly: "Bebe, don't bully Kachu."
Xu Tutu stretched out a big foot, kicked the carrot under the sofa, go to your Beibei.
When Xu Miao finally seized the opportunity to climb up, he met the red-eyed and murderous Xu Tutu, who was so scared that he didn't dare to go in the window. He glanced left and right, and said carefully, "Why, What's the matter? Is your shit shoveler at home?"
Xu Tutu said directly, "Not here."
Xu Miao let out a cry, and then crawled in staggeringly: "If you're not here, why are you stuck here? It scared me to death, and I almost fell down."
As soon as Xu Miao finished speaking, she heard a weak meow, looked around quickly, saw a cat dumpling hiding in the corner, and said pleasantly, "Hey, little Kaqiu is still at your house? "
Xu Tutu Yin Yin said: "Where can it be if it's not in my house, this little thing is a big deal now, but Zhang Kai likes it, even when sleeping, I have to hug it to sleep."
Xu Miao just wanted to say that it’s normal to sleep with a cat, but his family Yan Shuo hugged him to sleep every day, but before he could say anything, a flash of light flashed, and his expression became cautious: "Tutu, you , out of favor?"
Obviously that day he heard the excrement shovel officer of Tutu's house say that he didn't have time to raise a cat and would find a new owner for this cat. Could it be that because of a cat, Tutu fell out of favor? !
Xu Tutu kicked Xu Miao, and Xu Miao reacted very quickly this time, dodging Xu Tutu's big feet like a bolt of lightning: "Tutututu, if you have something to say, talk it out. !"
Xu Tutu has already seen that Zhang Kai is purely idle and intentional, pretending to like that cat so much to make himself jealous, and treat him as a little fool with no IQ, can't he not see such obvious behavior , What delicious food is for the cat to eat or not, what is fun for the cat to play with, he ignores Zhang Kai, and Zhang Kai comes over to hug him and coax him again, what a childish man!
But Zhang Kai teased him like this, but Xu Tutu couldn't get angry in front of him. This is the reason why Xu Tutu couldn't help kicking Xu Miao, it's all because of this little bastard!
Xu Tutu was lucky, turned around and saw two cats huddled in the corner, looking at him in fear, the veins on his forehead were twitching, how unlucky he was, he always wiped Xu Miao when he was in the Demon League Ass, after finally coming to the human society to experience, I still can't escape Xu Miao's claws, this fucking rabbit.
Just as Xu Tutu was about to call the cowardly cat over to take a video, he heard loud noises from downstairs.Although they don't live in such a top-notch apartment, they can be regarded as high-end apartments with high prices. They are usually very quiet. At least after Xu Miao and Xu Tutu lived here, they have never felt what is called human society. noisy.
Hearing the noise downstairs, Xu Miao didn't hide anymore, and hurriedly followed Xu Tutu to the balcony, wanting to see what happened downstairs.
The balconies of their apartments here are all semi-enclosed, half surrounded by a large piece of glass, but there is a gap at the connection between the balcony floor and the glass, which is big enough for a rabbit and a cat to stick their heads out and look down.
It's a pity that they only saw a lot of people around downstairs in the community, looking up at something noisily.Their balcony faces the green garden of the community. The whole community consists of two buildings facing each other, with a small garden in between. Usually, many dog owners will walk their dogs below, but I have never seen so many people gathered together.
Seeing the commotion downstairs, Xu Miao asked Xu Tutu, "Tutu, what's going on downstairs?"
Xu Tutu heard the shouts of those people and said, "It seems that someone is going to jump off the building."
When Xu Miao asked, he opened up his spiritual sense to investigate. Although his spiritual power is not strong, things at such a distance can still be clearly detected through his spiritual sense. When he saw the little girl sitting on the balcony downstairs Xu Miao snorted, "I've seen that little girl before."
Xu Tutu turned to look at Xu Miao: "Meet it? When?"
Xu Miao said: "Last week, the day your excrement shoveler brought Kachu back. We met in the hospital and came back together. I saw this girl in the elevator." The demon power dispersed some of the black energy on the girl's body, why it's only been a week, and the girl was so devastated that she was going to jump off the building.
Xu Miao didn't even need to use his consciousness, he could hear a woman crying in the downstairs room, what's wrong with her mother, Nini, don't scare her like this, Nini, come down quickly and so on.
Xu Miao said to Xu Tutu: "When I saw the little girl that day, her mother was very fierce. She was super fierce. She kept scolding her and made the girl cry."
Xu Tutu clicked his tongue twice: "Human beings are terrible, even their own cubs are not spared, and we orcs still have tiger poison."
As soon as Xu Tutu finished speaking, there was a heart-piercing cry from downstairs, which made him tremble, and Xu Miao, who had been paying attention to the movement downstairs with his spiritual sense, saw that the girl really jumped down, and was also caught. Trembling with fright, he mobilized his spiritual power almost instinctively, trying to wrap the little girl who jumped off the building.
But a human cub is not light, at least twenty or thirty catties, plus the weight of a fall, that weight is enough to exhaust all of Xu Miao's spiritual power.So when he almost instinctively tried to grab the little girl with his spiritual power, the spiritual power in Xu Miao's body was completely emptied.
Although the falling little girl was not able to be pulled by Xu Miao's spiritual power, she also had an invisible pause in mid-air. When she landed again, she brushed past the not-so-high tree downstairs and fell to the ground.
On the side, there were many enthusiastic people who had just brought quilts from home and were about to make quilts but didn't have time to make them. The girl's mother yelled extremely sternly from upstairs, and the yell even echoed throughout the community.
Someone hurriedly stepped forward to check the little girl's condition. Seeing that although the little girl closed her eyes tightly, she was still breathing. She was afraid of falling into her internal organs, so she didn't dare to move casually. She only yelled that she was still alive, and hurriedly called for an ambulance. up.
The noise downstairs was louder than before jumping off the building. Just as Xu Tutu stretched out his head to see if the girls fell to their deaths, he heard Xu Miao's rather weak voice: "Tu...Tutu..."
Xu Tutu turned his head and saw Xu Miao lying directly on the ground, he was shocked: "Meow! What's wrong with you?"
Xu Miao chirped pitifully: "Tutu, I'm so dizzy, oh..."
Xu Tutu hurried forward, put a paw on Xu Miao's forehead, and the corner of his mouth twitched slightly: "Are you stupid, you have emptied your inner alchemy!"
Xu Miao groaned and chirped, feeling too uncomfortable to speak.
At this moment, there was a sound of footsteps. Looking at Zhang Kai who had just entered the room and looked towards the balcony at a glance, he glanced at Xu Miao who was paralyzed on the ground because of the exhaustion of inner alchemy. When it gets dark, the sky will die.
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