My cat has become a sperm

Xu Miao looked out of the window expressionlessly, his little furry figure looked particularly bleak, as a monster, he was brought down by a piece of catnip.He even remembered all kinds of involuntary embarrassing behaviors after eating catnip, and the bite he licked Yan Shuo's mouth.

Sighing sadly, Xu Miao buried the entire cat's face deeply between the two paws. He developed an appetite for his own shit-shoveling officer, so what to do now.

Yan Shuo put the food on the table. In the past, when he went to work, he mostly ate takeaway food. Even if he was resting at home, he didn't have the time to cook by himself, so there were only a few dishes that Yan Shuo would come and go.I didn't expect how long I have been idle at home. The dishes he knows have increased to more than ten, but if there is no Mengmeng at home to accompany him to eat, he will probably deal with it casually. Life really needs participation, whether it is people or pets .

He brought the cat meal prepared for Mengmeng to the table and put it not far from his hand, then he yelled at the huddled ball on the cat climbing frame: "Mengmeng, it's time to eat. "

Xu Miao looked back at Yan Shuo, and said weakly: "Meow..."

Receiving a meowing response, Yan Shuo said: "I cooked your favorite beef today, but you have to eat up all the vegetables, otherwise I won't cook beef for you next time."

Originally depressed, because the afternoon was so embarrassing, Xu Miao, who was so ashamed that he had no appetite for dinner, immediately revived with blood when he heard that there was beef: "Meow~" He quickly climbed down from the cat climbing frame, and quickly He jumped on the chair and ran to the table, sat obediently by his bowl, waited for Yan Shuo to take his seat and then ate together.

Yan Shuo touched Mengmeng's head, then picked up the chopsticks, saw the cat looking at him eagerly, and smiled: "Start."

Xu Miao immediately lowered his head to pick up the beef from his cat bowl and started to eat. Although the beef was delicious, it was a pity that Yan Shuo didn't give any seasoning. On Yan Shuo's arm: "Meow." Thank you for adding more seasonings in the future.

Yan Shuo calmly removed its paws: "It's not restless to eat."

Yan Shuo wouldn't let him do it, but Xu Miao wanted to do it.Yan Shuo poked the cat cub's chest hair with his chopsticks: "Isn't it childish?"

Xu Miao's small mouth kept biting and biting, and she had to take the time to say back: "Wow!"

Yan Shuo poked it again: "It's so busy for you."

Xu Miao rolled her eyes: "Wow!" Childish!

Childish mutual scratching upstairs, brain-burning confrontation downstairs, um... one-sided confrontation.

Xu Tutu was sitting blankly on the sofa holding a slender carrot, her eyes that were as red as jewels seemed to be blank, but she was actually bleating quietly observing her own shit-shoveling officer.

That day, his shit-shoveling officer sent him upstairs for a day on the pretext of disinfecting the house. Xu Tutu felt a little weird, but after bringing him back, there was an inexplicable sense of calmness that seemed to be normal, but Hidden an unusual meaning.

If you really want to say that he can't say what's strange, everything is as usual, his shit-shoveling officer still leaves early and returns late in order to make money, but Xu Tutu just feels so strange.

At this time, his shit-shoveling officer was sitting on the other side of the sofa looking at his phone. Xu Tutu really wanted to go up to see what the shit-shoveling officer was looking at, but whenever he moved a little, the kind of eyes that seemed to be able to see through him were projected. He was so scared that he could only pretend to be in a daze.

And what Zhang Kai watched was the video just updated by the cute pet account named Miao Le Ge Jing during the day.The video is not long, only about 1 minute. In the video, the cat upstairs is wearing pink and tender overalls. It is so cute. It is running around chasing toy cars in the large carpeted living room of his home. go.

While running happily, a boy's voice sounded outside the camera: "Come here, Mengmeng."

The cat named Mengmeng quickly gave up chasing the toy car, ran over obediently, and squatted in front of the camera, as if looking at the person holding the camera.

At this time, the boy outside the camera said again: "Okay, let's go."

Then the cat obediently left.

After a while, the boy outside the camera shouted again: "Mengmeng is here."

The cat ran over obediently again, repeating this three or four times, coming as soon as it yelled, and leaving as soon as it yelled. The camera finally ended with the boy bang pretending to be a gunshot, and the cat fell to the ground and pretended to be dead.

After the last time a sneak shot of an internet celebrity killing a cat, the number of fans of this internet celebrity account that has a good meow has increased steadily, and because the cats in the photos are so cute that it is foul, Xiaoxiaozhi is the cutest time, the key is this Cats are very smart and obedient, and naturally more and more people pay attention to them.

Now almost every time you post a small video, you can get full of barrage, how can you be so cute, so smart, want to masturbate, want to steal.I don’t know how many rewards Zhang Kai gave, but the number of clicks is quite high. Maybe if you repackage it, you can become a cat star.

Zhang Kai didn't understand the purpose of these two little things. He didn't lack for food or drink, so he couldn't possibly like the feeling of attracting attention.Zhang Kai didn't know whether to praise them for being smart, knowing how to use the Internet to hide himself, or calling them stupid. In today's Internet without secret|privacy|privacy, they dare to appear in front of people so ostentatiously. Is it true? Are you afraid that the water meter will be checked by the relevant department, but the premise is that such a relevant department really exists in the country.

After watching today's update, Zhang Kai found out from the photo album the surveillance footage that Yan Shuo sent to him and was saved by him.In the picture, the rabbit of his family seems to be taking small reluctant steps, dawdling into the litter box, and solving the hygiene problem with a constipated face.

When Zhang Kai saw this clip for the first time, he really couldn't help laughing on the spot. He was sure that his rabbit was really stupid and very timid.He said it knows how to use cat litter, this little thing really uses cat litter, don’t you know how to deal with it when you go home without using cat litter?

Xu Tutu, who was on the sofa opposite him, was about to explode all over his hair, here he comes again!here we go again!That's what it feels like!Obviously the shit shovel officer didn't do anything, yet he felt like he was being targeted!

Yan Shuo had a verbal agreement with Zhang Kai before, but there are still many details about the cooperation. However, as a neighbor upstairs and downstairs, and Zhang Kai's reputation in the circle has always been very good, so Yan Shuo is very concerned about the contract. There are not so many requirements for details, and the price is also given a great discount. After the negotiation is almost done, Yan Shuo also started the first order of his personal studio.

Because Zhang Kai is customizing part of the headgear for a big costume drama, the requirements for the headgear should be as close as possible to the dynasty in the play, so as to avoid the kind of goofy gangsters who pass through at a glance, so Yan Shuo had to communicate with the screenwriter of the script. I still have to check the historical materials myself, and the frequency of going out suddenly increased a lot.

Yan Shuo had expected this to happen, and he liked cats more, so after thinking about keeping pets, he chose cats instead of dogs. Cats prefer to be alone, and they don’t need to be taken out for a walk, so Yan Shuo can Go out to work without burden.

However, what happened in the end was that Xu Miao appeared at the door of Xu Tutu's house by Yan Shuo with the same dazed face as Xu Tutu's last time.

As soon as Zhang Kai opened the door, he glanced at the cat, then smiled at Yan Shuo and stretched out his hand to take the cat: "Don't worry, let me go home, I just have a rest today and I can play with them, it's too lonely to let cats stay at home alone , we must prefer to stay with good friends, and you can let me stay at my house if you go out in the future."

Yan Shuo smiled and didn't answer the question. If it wasn't for Zhang Kai who suddenly sent him a WeChat message, asking him if he was going to meet the screenwriter today, if he went out, he could send the cat down to play with his Beibei, Yan Shuo will not send the cat out.

Cats are more aware of the environment, and unfamiliar environments can easily make cats anxious, but Mengmeng did have a good time with his Beibei last time, thinking that he would not go out for too long, so he did not refuse Zhang Kai.

Seeing Mengmeng's big cat eyes straightened, Yan Shuo endured and endured so that he didn't take it back from Zhang Kai's hand. Pets also need to be socialized, and he can't keep the cat at home wishful thinking I think it's good for cats.Although he didn't know whether his cat would be willing to let the cat go out to make friends, so he had no choice but to say: "Then I will trouble you, and I will come back to pick it up early."

Zhang Kai smiled and said: "Don't worry, I will take some videos of them playing for you."

Yan Shuo said: "It will solve the hygiene problem every morning, and it has been solved today, so even if there is no litter box, it will not mess around in your house."

Zhang Kai nodded: "Don't worry, I know your Mengmeng is smart and obedient, and it will take care of itself."

Yan Shuo felt that Zhang Kai had a meaning in his words, but he really couldn't figure out what he wanted to express in this sentence, maybe he just said it casually?Glancing at Mengmeng, who was inexplicably sluggish, Yan Shuo handed over the small snack bag to Zhang Kai, that is, to go out for an afternoon, and it would be too much for a mother-in-law, so Yan Shuo didn't say anything, turned around and left .

Zhang Kai carried Xu Miao into the room, and looked at him with a pair of smiling eyes, which made his hair stand on end.

Zhang Kai looked back at his silly rabbit holding a small radish, and pushed the cat on the ground: "Go, go play with your good friend."

After finishing speaking, he stood up, and pretended to glance at the rabbit casually: "As the host, Beibei, you have to entertain your good friends well, and also, I'm going to take a nap, you two, please don't disturb me, hear me Yet?"

Xu Tutu almost blurted out when he heard it, and then stopped the conversation with a big bite of carrot, his eyes became even redder, God knows he doesn't like carrots at all!

When Zhang Kai calmly went upstairs, Xu Miao looked at Xu Tutu dully, and even the sound transmission subconsciously beeped softly: "Tutu, why do I feel that something is not right? "

Xu Tutu sensed that Zhang Kai had really returned to the bedroom with his spiritual sense, and shook off the carrot in his hand, with a deep expression on his face: "Even if you feel something is wrong, then I'm afraid it really is something wrong. "

Xu Miao was dissatisfied immediately. Even he felt what it meant. There was a taste of discrimination in these words: "Don't question my IQ! The IQ of cats is higher than that of rabbits!"

Xu Tutu was caught in his own thoughts, and didn't pay attention to this silly white sweet at all.

Silly Bai Tianmiao came to Xu Tutu's side, and whispered to him: "I feel that something is wrong with your shit-shoveling officer, do you feel anything yourself?"

Xu Tutu looked at his silly little friend in despair, and the whole rabbit lay down on the ground and rolled into a ball of white fur: "Yes, I feel it, pills."