My cat has become a sperm

Xu Miao finally waited until Yan Shuo went out, and took the opportunity to sneak downstairs. The headlines on the Internet have been changed one after another. If you don’t search for keywords, you can’t see the news about that Internet celebrity. The speed with which the Internet is being updated is astonishing.

But according to Xu Tutu, who has been following this matter all the time, said that the internet celebrity got disfigured in a car accident. With such a collision, part of the prosthesis in the face was smashed.Xu Miao didn't quite understand why he had to hit the prosthesis on his face, it didn't look good at all.

In addition, the woman was also sued by the cat food company. I don't know if it was due to the attention of public opinion. The cat food company won the lawsuit and received a large amount of compensation.

Internet celebrities ruined their reputation, lost money, and because of this incident, the mistress was also dug out. There are also gossip that she married the husband of a female officer, which belongs to sabotage of military marriage. The people who scolded her are even more too much.The Internet celebrity named Pepe became popular because of this, the fire was black and black, and the photo of the face-lifting face was all over the Internet.

Just when everyone was saying that evil people have evil rewards, another well-known veterinarian stood up and said that the still alive fold-eared cat in the net red family was sent to their hospital by kind people, but according to the diagnosis, it was found that The serious illness of fold-eared cats is caused by cat food. Cat food contains attractants that are not good for cats, and the formula inside is also problematic. It is said that many cats have died from eating it.

It is because the little folded ear has a strong body reaction after eating the cat food, which makes the cat unwilling to eat the cat food after it has a shadow. The illusion is that the cat is always not given food for two or three days or even longer. When the cat food is taken out, the over-hungry cat seems to like to eat this cat food.Now everyone's focus has shifted from the cat-killing Internet celebrity to the cat food company.

The information on the Internet is transmitted quickly, and those netizens who were still holding the banner of justice a moment ago are diverted in minutes. There is almost no need to go from one incident to another, and it passes in the blink of an eye.

But these don't matter to Xu Miao, anyway, he is happy to hear that the woman got retribution.But to his displeasure, Yan Shuo of his family also went out less and less frequently. Except for going out occasionally to buy groceries to fill the refrigerator, he hadn't been seen going out with a bag on his back recently.

Xu Miao has observed that if Yan Shuo goes out with a backpack, he will go out for an afternoon, and if he has nothing on his back, he will go out for a while.After he went out with Yan Shuo's backpack last time, he didn't know how many days he could last for the video he took at Xu Tutu's house.However, after the Internet celebrity incident, Xu Tutu said that more people paid attention to him, and the rewards for the sneak shot video alone were super large, thousands of dollars, several times his worth of five hundred Woolen cloth.

It's a pity that they haven't found a good way to get the money out, but his shit-shoveling officer seems to be doing well, at least he hasn't heard that the shit-shoveling officer has ever worried about money, so Xu Miao is not in a hurry for the time being .

Boring and falling asleep with his little doll on his pillow, the sun shines in through the big floor-to-ceiling windows. In this autumn season, taking a nap like this is really comfortable.I heard that there are four seasons in the human world, and the most comfortable ones are spring and autumn, but such comfortable seasons are very short and fleeting.

When Yan Shuo came out to pour water, he saw his cat sleeping on its back, its head hanging under the doll with a [-]-degree twist, as if it had no cervical vertebrae.Probably heard his footsteps, and opened his eyes a crack, and closed them again when he saw him, and fell asleep motionless.

Yan Shuo smiled, and walked to the kitchen bar to make a cup of coffee. The sunshine after autumn was really drowsy, and he needed to wake up.

Xu Miao turned over from sleeping on his back to lying on his side, just in time to see Yan Shuo who was making coffee in the kitchen.Yan Shuo at home always wears a pair of very loose pajama pants, and the clothes are also loose, showing a beautiful collarbone. Xu Miao thinks that he has seen a lot of human beings, but Yan Shuo of his family is the most beautiful. Xu Tutu's shit-shoveling officer is not as good-looking as his.

Xu Miao, who coveted the beauty of his own shit-shoveling officer, drooled suspiciously. Yan Shuo, who had finished making coffee, saw the cat woke up, and wanted to come over and rub it, but the corner of his mouth turned out to be wet. He reluctantly took out a tissue and gave it to the cat. Wiping her mouth: "Is it okay to sleep until you drool?"

Xu Miao stuck out his tongue and licked his mouth, and then crawled on Yan Shuo's body. He really wanted to lick Yan Shuo. The recent Yan Shuo made him more and more hungry, and he always wanted to lick him twice.

Just as Yan Shuo was about to pick up the cat, he saw the cat pricked up his ears and looked towards the door, and then the doorbell rang.Yan Shuo touched the cat's ears amusedly: "Your ears are smarter than dogs."

The one who rang the doorbell was the courier, and the one who sent the courier was Wei Qian, who had sent it back from abroad.Wei Qian's work makes her spend about two-thirds of the year abroad, so she will send him some foreign specialties from time to time, or see sculptures that she thinks look good.Yan Shuo thought it was the same as before, but he didn't expect to open the box to find a pile of snacks and clothes, but none of them were for him, but for the cat.

Clothes are available in various sizes. I don’t know how much the cat has grown up after such a long time, so try to buy as loose as possible in size, and the food is a bag of baked grass.Looking at the English above, it should be something like finished catnip.

Yan Shuo didn't buy these for Mengmeng. He was going to wait for Mengmeng to grow up a bit, so he bought some potted plants that cats like and planted them. Unexpectedly, Wei Qian was so active that he bought them.

When Yan Shuo took out the sealed bag to look at it, Xu Miao had already moved over.Although the bag is sealed, the cat's sense of smell is quite sensitive, not to mention that he is still a monster, so the smell inside can still be clearly smelled, it smells good, and he wants to eat it.

Seeing that Yan Shuo put the bag back, Xu Miao quickly jumped into the box and looked at Yan Shuo eagerly. He wanted to eat it, and it smelled delicious. He had never eaten something with such a scent. food.

Yan Shuo had no choice but to open the bag and take out a whole crisp leaf.The cat that was still in the box suddenly jumped out, took the catnip leaves in his hand quickly and accurately, and then climbed up the cat nest on the cat climbing frame.

Yan Shuo knows that catnip has a strong attraction to cats, but it is a pity that when raising cats as a child, there were no such good conditions. The best thing he could give was a boiled fish, so seeing Mengmeng reacting so strongly to this thing, He quickly sealed the rest, found a sealed bag and put it in a room that didn't usually open the door, so that Mengmeng wouldn't find it and steal it.

Looking at Mengmeng, who was nestling in the cat's nest, gnawing on the leaf with her two little paws, Yan Shuo shook his head helplessly, and went into the studio with coffee.Not long after, he heard a bang in the living room, wondering if Mengmeng's paws were itching to push something down again, and when he came out to see, it turned out that Mengmeng had fallen from the cat climbing frame by herself. He was still writhing and writhing on the ground with his arms in the air.

Yan Shuo finally understood, the origin of the cat's nickname 'addict|junzi', isn't this what it looks like after 'taking drugs' and going to heaven.

Yan Shuo hilariously squatted in front of Xu Miao, and poked it with the cat teaser: "Cute?"

Xu Miao only felt that hey hey hey was so joyful, the kind of comfort of going to heaven, more comfortable than he sometimes practiced, looking at Yan Shuo in front of him, he somehow wanted to get sticky, wanted to hug Yan Shuo and rub him.But it was probably too comfortable, and the comfortable paws were so soft that I couldn't hug it even if I wanted to.

Yan Shuo picked up the cat, took the cat directly into the studio, and put it in the cat litter on the table. He saw the little thing stretching out its two paws and grasping in vain, turning its head towards the cat from time to time. Grinning himself, as if laughing.

Yan Shuo didn't work because he made a mistake, took out his mobile phone and took a picture of Mengmeng's delirious appearance, and sent it to Wei Qian who was far away abroad: Good job you did.

Wei Qian didn't reply to his WeChat message, she was probably busy. When Yan Shuo was reading the unread messages, Mengmeng crawled over. If it wasn't for his sharp eyesight and hands to stop him, Mengmeng would have fallen off the table directly. He knew what happened just now. How the little thing fell off the cat climbing frame.

Reluctantly, he threw the phone aside, then picked up the cat who was desperately crawling towards him and put it back on the table: "I shouldn't give you so much food, I should let you try a little bit first."

Xu Miao wanted to hug Yan Shuo, but unfortunately he was too small, even if he opened his hand, he could only hug Yan Shuo's arm, which made him a little dissatisfied.But seeing Yan Shuo looking at him with a smile on the corner of his mouth, the dissatisfaction disappeared, so he rubbed and rubbed, wanting to rub into Yan Shuo's arms.

Yan Shuo propped his chin with one hand, watching the over-sucked cat lying on his back on his work table, one foot kept kicking on the table, but the whole cat was circling in circles, immobilizing the little guy helplessly, Otherwise, I didn't inhale and faint, but I turned myself faint.

The cat, who was forcibly immobilized by him, started meowing non-stop, and the meowing sound was mixed with strange wails, and it kicked its legs to express its dissatisfaction. His brows were all wrinkled.

Yan Shuo lowered his head and kissed it on the forehead in a funny way: "The cat is not very tempered, and if you don't let you move, you will kick me?"

Xu Miao looked at the shit-shoveling officer who was close at hand, blinked his eyes, then grinned, stuck out his tongue, licked the shit-shoveling officer's mouth, turned his head, and fell asleep while laughing. .

Before Yan Shuo recovered from the accident of being licked by a cat, he heard the strange human-like laughter of his cat, and when he looked carefully, the little thing actually started to snore. It's just seconds before and after.

He took out a tissue and wiped his mouth, and couldn't help poking his bulging belly: "It's a worry-free little thing."