My cat has become a sperm

No matter how long Xu Miao took a bath, the little folded ear screamed for so long that it even became hoarse.The clerk who bathed it was still saying: "I have washed the cat for so many years, but I have never washed it so stubborn. When the owner sent it, he also said that the cat is very obedient. This is not obedient, it is simply a little devil. "

The clerk who bathed Xu Miao said with a smile: "My owner said that he should be careful not to get scratched when washing it for the first time. He said that its claws are sharp, but in the end, it is so obedient that it doesn't look like a cat."

Seeing Xu Miao staring at Zhe Er, Xu Tutu couldn't help asking: "Meow what are you looking at?"

Xu Miao shook his head and looked away. He was just curious about what the cat was asking for help. It doesn't matter if it's just afraid of water. Humans won't really drown it. Unfortunately, although they are both cats, the cat Without intelligence, although cats have their own language, they are limited to relatively simple body movements, and even cats cannot communicate with each other if they are too complicated.Xu Miao has a way to know what the cat is talking about, but this requires him to have physical contact with the cat, otherwise, with his rookie skills, he can't open the animal heart through the air.

By the time Xu Miao was taken to dry the hair, the little folded ear had already screamed and couldn't make a sound, and the whole cat was soaked in the pool and shrank into a ball, with the wet fur sticking to the body, looking very thin. La Ji's body was full of bones, and two-thirds of his cat's face was covered with cat's eyes. He looked helpless and pitiful for no reason.

When Yan Shuo came, Xu Miao was sleeping in the drying box. He didn't know if he smelled him suddenly or something, so he opened his eyes all of a sudden, threw his whole face on the glass, and looked at him eagerly. Seeing this, Shuo took out his mobile phone and took a lot of photos. This is the first time his family Mengmeng has taken a bath, which is worth remembering.Not long after, Xu Tutu's excrement shoveler also came, and while they were waiting for their pet to take a bath, they also discussed a cooperation.

Zhang Kai has a new drama to be filmed, a court drama, and Zhang Kai, as the art director, is in charge of logistics in this area. Although he doesn't have to handle everything personally for costumes and props, he has to grasp the general direction. outsourcing rights.Moreover, he had cooperated with Yan Shuo before. Although he contacted the companies of both parties at that time and did not cooperate directly, Yan Shuo's strength is still very guaranteed in the industry.

In addition, now Yan Shuo seems to be planning to set up his own studio. This is just the beginning, and he has not yet made a name for himself. The price will definitely not be too high. When he becomes famous in the future, it may not be the current price if he wants to cooperate again. Before that, strive for more opportunities for cooperation. After all, those headgear and the like cannot be reused after being used once, and repeated recycling is no problem at all.

When the clerk hugged Xu Miao to Yan Shuo, Xu Miao stretched out his paws in the direction of Xiao Zheer: "Meow~~"

Yan Shuo pinched his restless little paw, smelled the fresh scent of his body just after taking a bath, touched the soft and slippery cat fur, looked at the folded ear, and said with a smile: "What's the matter? I want to Playing with other cats, or just taking a bath and making new friends?"

Xu Miao wanted to touch Zheer, wanting to know what it was asking for help, but before Yan Shuo could hug him, the clerk stopped him: "This little Zheer is very fierce, I don't know if it will It won’t attack other cats, your cat is too small, so it’s better not to get close to it.”

As soon as the clerk finished speaking, the little folding ear shrunk into a ball in the water suddenly scratched the person who bathed it heavily, and then jumped out of the pool to run.In the end, he was stopped by a male clerk next to him with quick eyesight and quick hands, then pinched the back of Zhe Er's neck, put a rope on it, and put it into the pool again.

Seeing this, Yan Shuo quickly hugged his cat tightly, and said to Zhang Kai: "In terms of the contract, we will make an appointment another day."

Zhang Kai nodded: "Then wechat contact."

When Xu Miao was carried out by Yan Shuo, she saw a woman with a strange and uncoordinated face. The clerk was telling the woman that her cat had just hurt someone, and the woman was stunned: "How could that be?" , my Kachu is very obedient and never hurts anyone."

Then Xu Miao was hugged and left the pet shop. He didn't hear what happened afterwards, but he knew the name of the folded ear, Kachu. It was a strange name, and it didn't sound as cute as his.

Xu Miao originally thought it was just a chance encounter, but he didn't expect that he would soon see that folded ear named Kachu again.

After finally taking advantage of Yan Shuo's going out, Xu Miao slipped downstairs and finished shooting several videos in a race against time, only then did he have time to take a breather.Xu Tutu couldn't see that he was not motivated at all, so he found a few pet videos with very high clicks and showed him: "Look at him, and then look at you, he is just an ordinary cat, There are so many fans now, not to mention, it is said that some time ago, I also accepted an advertisement for cat food. You know the advertisement, do you know how much money you can make by shooting an advertisement? If you can shoot an advertisement, let alone a shit shoveler , you can support several shit-shoveling officers!"

Xu Miao opened her cat's eyes wide to watch the video, and then snorted, "Look, Tutu, isn't this the screaming cat we met when we took a bath that day?"

Xu Tutu leaned over to take a look, and said blindly, "The species are different, so I can't tell the difference." In his eyes, cats all look the same, and humans all look the same, and they are not distinguished by their faces. For others, it is through breath, but some people will naturally remember their appearance after getting along for a long time.But it would be too difficult for him to distinguish a cat that he has only met once.

Xu Miao watched the cat in the video being rubbed obediently by a pair of beautiful hands, posing in various shapes, and meowing softly from time to time, the soft and cute appearance caused the barrage to scream.In addition to this video, there are many cats named Kachu Folded Ears, some of them are dressed in cute little clothes, and then human dubbing is made into a small theater, and some of them use various toys to lure the little cat to make some naive behaviors. The moving ones, and some of them are eating cat food or greedy for human food. Compared with this high-yielding Kachu, and watching his pitifully few sporadic videos, it’s no wonder that he can shoot commercials and become an Internet celebrity cat.

Xu Tutu was still muttering to the side: "There is no harm if there is no comparison. You are still sitting here, hurry up and change your clothes, and we will record a few more videos, otherwise you won't know when you come down next time."

Xu Miao turned her head to look at the clothes piled up by Xu Tutu, and exclaimed, "Why is there a skirt! I'm a blue boy!"

Xu Tutu's big-footed puzi kicked the skirt directly on Xu Miao's face: "Poor cats are not qualified to talk about gender with me!"

Just as Xu Miao picked up the little pink skirt aggrieved, Xu Tutu suddenly turned to look at Xu Miao: "Meow, do you smell it?"

Xu Miao, who was preparing himself mentally, was about to ask what he smelled when he smelled blood, so he blinked and looked at Xu Tutu: "Blood?"

Xu Tutu's furry rabbit face suddenly became serious: "A small amount of blood won't have such a heavy smell of blood. Could it be that a murder happened in our building?!"

Xu Miao has never seen a dead person at such a young age, and his paws trembled slightly, a little scared: "No, can't it?"

Xu Tutu raised his foot and kicked at him: "You are a monster, you are not afraid of the living, why are you afraid of the dead! Hurry up and smell the source of the bloody smell, maybe we can see the murderer! "

Xu Miao was not very happy: "I'm not a dog, why should I arrest the murderer." But he still amplified his consciousness following Xu Tutu's meaning.His spiritual sense is stronger than Xu Tutu's. As long as he activates his spiritual power, he can feel far away, but that's all he's better than Xu Tutu.

Soon Xu Miao retracted her consciousness: "It's downstairs, it's in our building, it seems to be the twelfth or eleventh floor."

Xu Tutu hurriedly said, "Let's go and have a look."

Although Xu Tutu is a rabbit, his flexibility in climbing walls is no worse than that of cats. Fortunately, the place where they sneaked up and down the stairs was the patio where the air conditioner was installed, not facing the main road, otherwise a rabbit and a cat would climb along the pipe like this If someone sees it, it will definitely be on the news.

When they came to the eleventh floor, the bloody smell became stronger, but surprisingly, there was no human murder, but a cat murder. There was a little British short lying on the ground, There is a knife stuck in the belly, and the hair all over the body is dyed bright red.

At the scene of a large-scale cat killing, Xu Miao was so scared that he almost fell down.Before he could react, Xu Tutu jumped upstairs.Xu Miao thought he was frightened, and subconsciously wanted to follow, but when he saw that there was a cat in the house, it was the little folded ear that Xu Miao had seen, and then realized that the woman next to him was the cat he was in the pet shop that day. I've seen a strange looking woman.

Xu Miao was wondering whether to rush in and rescue the little folded ear that was locked in the cage, when she saw Xu Tutu crawling down again, with the phone still hanging around her neck: "What are you doing?"

Xu Tutu said: "Start a live broadcast! It is not illegal for human beings to kill animals, but it will be condemned by the society. Let's start a live broadcast and let netizens human flesh this woman!"

Because his shit-shoveling officer is at home every day, Xu Miao, a poor little guy who has no chance to climb the wall, doesn't know as much about the human network world as Xu Tutu, so what Xu Tutu is talking about, Xu Miao half-understands what Xu Tutu is talking about, but probably Knowing that Xu Tutu wanted to let humans solve this woman by themselves, he hurriedly helped her.

Xu Tutu's small video account can be directly broadcasted. He has been in business for more than a month, and he often interacts with netizens. Although the number of fans is not too many, there are still a certain number. When the live broadcast is suddenly launched, some fans think that It's a cute pet interaction, who knew that it would turn out to be such a bloody picture when I opened it, and I looked at the screen in a daze.