My cat has become a sperm

Xu Miao thought that the collar Yan Shuo made with him would be ready soon. It didn't take long for Yan Shuo to carve things before, but he didn't expect that Yan Shuo took half a month to make this small collar.

A green cat-shaped pendant that seems to be able to drip water is hung on a rope made of soft lambskin. The pendant is polished extremely moist and delicate. A cat lying on its side has a smart and lovely shape, and it seems to be elegant and elegant. A delicate.The most rare thing is that the entire pendant is very complete. It is not seen on the market. Two drop-shaped jadeites are inlaid with foreign objects to make them look like cats, but a whole piece of jadeite is finely carved.

Probably because the jade is too fragile, so the back of the jade is a platinum base, because the whole pendant is not big, so only a mobile phone number is engraved on the platinum on the back.Although the mobile phone number is engraved, Yan Shuo doesn't really expect that if the cat gets lost and someone picks it up, someone will send it back according to the mobile phone number, unless the person has no eyesight and only sees this as an ordinary pendant.

Such a complete shape carved out of a whole piece of jade, except for hand-carving, is difficult to do with machines. The things produced by mass assembly lines are often of low value, so many animal forms mainly made of jade are on the market. Most of the styles are inlaid with some gold and silver. Fortunately, because the cat is not big, even if it grows up in the future, it will not be much bigger, so the pendant carved by Yan Shuo is not too big, otherwise it may not be completed in a month.

I don’t know that Xu Miao, who has such a complicated workmanship on this little pendant, is a little uncomfortable with the addition of something on his neck. Although this is much lighter than the previous collar, there was no hanging thing on the previous collar, and now he is running At that moment, there was obviously something swinging back and forth on his chest, and he couldn't help stretching out his claws to scratch it.

Seeing that it stretched out its claws again, Yan Shuo grabbed the soft little claws and hugged it to the mirror: "Don't you like it? Look how beautiful it is."

Xu Miao looked up at the mirror, and swayed from side to side, the snow-white was mixed with a touch of green, it was really good-looking, but it was because of his good looks, look at this beautiful and shiny hair, look at those beautiful big eyes, still With his elegant little tail, so mainly because he is good looking, that pendant looks good.

Xu Miao, who was obsessed with her appearance, hadn't been complacent for long before she heard Yan Shuo say: "Mengmeng, you should be about four months old now, you've grown so big, haven't you taken a bath yet? "

Xu Miao froze all over, what do you mean, do you think he is dirty? He licks his hair every day, and he licks it clean every day, so he is not dirty at all!

Realizing that his cat hadn't taken a bath yet, Yan Shuo couldn't bear it any longer.Although he has no obsession with cleanliness, a cat that hasn't been bathed for four months is still a bit burdensome to hold, especially now that he has developed a habit of clinging to him to sleep every day.

Thinking that even the rabies have been beaten for more than half a month, everything is normal now, and it should be fine to take a bath every day, so looking at those innocent eyes that stared at him, Yan Shuo said: "Let's go, let's Go out and take a shower."

Although there was always a sense of dislike for him in these words, Xu Miao still shook his tail obediently and meowed. He actually likes to take a bath, especially soaking in warm water, it is very comfortable.

There are more and more people keeping pets these days, and pet shops can be seen almost everywhere. Just opposite the apartment building where Yan Shuo lives, there is a row of shops facing the street, including a pet shop that specializes in selling pet products and bathing.

When the clerk in the pet shop saw the cat in Yan Shuo's hand, he couldn't help shouting how cute it was. They washed so many pets, and they had seen almost all kinds of pets. This was the first time they saw such a beautiful kitten. The gray-black color of the tail and the tip of the tail makes the overall fur color not so monotonous as white. It is a small one but the hair is quite thick. It is simply a cotton ball, and it is so cute.

Many customers who were waiting for their pets to be washed couldn't help but tease them: "It's so cute, what's its name? It shouldn't be able to take a bath at such a small age, right?"

Seeing that Mengmeng doesn't seem to be afraid of strangers, Yan Shuo seems to be very docile when someone reaches out to touch it, and he doesn't make any aggressive moves, so he is slightly relieved: "It's been more than four months, almost five months."

After confirming that this is not a kitten that has not been weaned, but it is relatively small, the clerk carefully took the cat from Yan Shuo. The adaptability of the water, you should be careful when washing, so as not to get scratched."

The pet shop naturally has experience in handling this kind of cats who are taking a bath for the first time, so Yan Shuo can rest assured, and let him see what kind of cleaning and care to do.Probably cats are harder to wash than dogs, so the price is slightly more expensive than washing dogs. Yan Shuo glanced at the price and directly chose the most expensive spa bath. He asked about the bathing time, and saw the clerk carrying Mengmeng to the bathroom on the second floor , turned around and went home first.

Compared to other pets crying and howling, Xu Miao was taken away by the clerk very calmly. He knew that he was going to take a bath and Yan Shuo would come to pick him up later, so he didn't panic at all.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he went up to the second floor, he saw Xu Tutu staying in the small bath, his eyes lit up immediately, and he quickly said via voice transmission: "Tutu, you are here too!"

Xu Tutu originally closed his eyes to enjoy the washing of the water, but he opened his eyes when he heard Transsion, and grinned: "Yo, you're here too."

The clerk put Xu Miao in the small bath next to the rabbit, which made it easier for them to communicate through sound transmission. If it weren't for their poor strength, they would be able to transmit sound through a distance of one floor. It's a pity that their spiritual power It can only support such face-to-face communication.

The clerk hugged Xu Miao and tried to release the water a little bit. Seeing that Xu Miao was still obediently, as if he was not afraid of water at all, he was relieved. Cats are much more difficult to deal with than dogs. You can wash one without being afraid of water and still be so obedient It's like winning the lottery.

Xu Miao didn't care how the clerk planned to wash him, he just wanted to enjoy it, and then told Xu Tutu vividly about going out with Yan Shuo during this period of time: "It's a pity that I have to take a bath, and I didn't bring that pendant. I also wanted to find an opportunity to sneak down, but Yan Shuo almost stayed behind closed doors during this time, and I didn't find a chance."

Xu Tutu is much more knowledgeable than this silly cat: "Those human beings especially advocate pure nature these days, and they have to make fake ones to make money. The stone you mentioned should be a very valuable thing, but how valuable is it?" I don't know, because there are many kinds of stones, maybe your shit-shoveling officer is not as poor as you think."

Xu Miao's eyes lit up immediately: "Really?" God knows how afraid he is that his shit-shoveling officer has no money to eat and can't support him. He still likes Yan Shuo a lot, so he is a little afraid of being sent away.

But the immediate crisis is not the fear that the shit-shoveling officer is too poor to support him, but the Demon League: "I used demon power to hurt people before, but the Demon League hasn't found it until now, so is it okay to do this?" Will the Demon League know about it?"

Xu Tutu knew some monsters that had already transformed into forms. Although they were not very familiar with them, they were much stronger than this silly sweet cat, so they knew a lot, so they didn't care, and said, "Don't take the monster alliance as well. Too seriously, it is actually just a legal channel for demons to enter the human world. Although there are not many demons who have transformed themselves these days, there are quite a few who have given birth to spiritual wisdom, and many of them have given birth to spiritual wisdom inexplicably outside , if the Demon League really wants to control it, how can it manage it, so as long as you don't do things that expose the existence of goblins by killing people against humanity, who will control such a small screw like you."

Xu Miao, who thought that the Demon League's jurisdiction was quite strict, and would be arrested if he made a wrong move, suddenly asked in doubt: "Really? You don't care about hurting people like this?"

Xu Tutu looked at Xu Miao's frightened foolishness, and said like a big brother over a little brother: "Of course it's true, don't worry about hurting people, as long as you don't kill people."

Only then did Xu Miao heave a sigh of relief. He had been on the lookout for the Demon League to catch him all this time, so in fact, the training before they came out was purely to bluff them, just to let them not rely on their own ability outside Just run amok.

The big stone in his heart fell to the ground, and Xu Miao was unconsciously rubbed by the clerk so that he fell asleep. It was really comfortable to take a bath, but the bath thing was a bit too fragrant. I can smell the evil spirit on Xu Tutu's body.

Seeing his heartless appearance, Xu Tutu was out of breath, took advantage of the fact that the clerk who washed him didn't pay attention, moved forward two steps, then stretched out his broken hand, and took a picture of Xu Miao's bath inside.

The clerk hurriedly hugged the rabbit away: "You little guy, people didn't mess with you, so why bully him?"

Xu Miao was so dazed by the splash of water that he opened his eyes, looking at Xu Tutu who was glaring at him angrily: "What, what's wrong?"

Xu Tutu snorted and said, "Video! When are you going to shoot the video! The last one has already been posted, and if you don't shoot again, you will die!"

It was only then that Xu Miao remembered that he was also a cat with a career, but he could only helplessly say: "I don't have a chance to sneak out, don't worry, I will definitely go to you as soon as I find a chance."

Just as Xu Tutu was about to speak, a tragic meow sounded from the side. The rabbit and the cat were terrified by the scream, and subconsciously turned their heads to look at the source of the sound.It was a fold-eared cat with tabby stripes on its head. Its small ears were attached to its head like nothing. It was not too big, but there were two cats that were too big, and they were struggling in the hands of the clerk at the moment. , It's almost like going to the guillotine.

The clerk who was bathing other pets saw his colleagues bring in such a little guy who wanted to scratch him to death before entering the water, and compared it with Xu Miao, who was about to fall asleep after being washed, and made fun of it.

The human beings were talking and chatting over there, but Xu Miao frowned slightly here.Xu Tutu looked at Xu Miao: "Why do I smell a smell of fear?"

Xu Tutu is a rabbit. Although he is a demon, he doesn't know the language of cats very well. He can only rely on the instinct of animals to perceive the breath of other animals at the moment, whether it is good or bad, happy or unhappy, but it is just Take a bath, even if the cat is afraid of water, it will not be so afraid.

Xu Miao said to him: "The cat is crying for pain, asking for help, it is afraid."