My cat has become a sperm

When Xu Tutu was worrying about how to transform into a human being, Yeli's side could be described as a riot, and Xu Miao witnessed the beginning of this gossip.

Although Yeli complained and sharpened his sword, he finally kept the golden retriever named Coke. He couldn't really throw the dog out to fend for itself, anyway, their pet shop has a huge territory.And that golden retriever is really obedient, and very humane, even if it is released during the day, it just sits obediently in the store, and when someone comes in, it will go up and rub it to make a good impression to help treat customers, and even seduce a few beautiful little ones My sister specially bought some snacks for it to eat, other than that, it wouldn’t bark, tear up the house and mess around, so Ye Li kept the dog in the store, but would keep accounts for it every day. A settlement with that Taoist priest.

As a result, Ye Li waited and waited for the liar, but when he was thinking about shaving off the dog's hair to vent his hatred, the liar appeared.At that time, the shop was about to close, and it was rare for Yu Yan to have an event in this city, so they made an appointment to eat hot pot together after Yeli closed. Xu Miao and Xu Tutu came in advance to wait for Yeli to close, but they saw the liar The Taoist priest appeared in the store, and Ye Li rushed up in a rage, and the two started fighting without even saying a few words.

Xu Miao didn't even have time to go up to fight, and saw the Taoist priest fell to the ground by Ye Li's palm, and spit out a big mouthful of blood and stopped moving.

Ye Li was confused, Xu Miao was confused, and Xu Tutu was even more confused: "Fuck, Ye Li, you killed someone!"

Ye Li looked at his hands, then at the blood on the ground and the person lying on the ground, his expression suddenly became flustered. Although he has been a demon for many years, he has never killed anyone!

When Ye Li was in a daze, Xu Miao stepped forward cautiously, felt the man's breath for a while and said, "Ye Li! He's not dead yet!"

Ye Li was stunned for a moment, but then he was delighted: "Really?" After saying that, he quickly ran up to the liar, touched the liar, and found that he was really not dead, his whole body went limp, and he sat down on the ground.

Xu Miao glanced at Yeli, then at Tutu, and couldn't help but said, "Although I'm still alive, I was hurt so badly by you, what should I do now?"

Ye Li shook his head in a daze: "When did I become so powerful, or is this liar just a showman who only knows how to draw symbols, but his combat power is actually scum?"

Otherwise, he was so ungrateful, and the last time he lied to him, he used a talisman to immobilize him, and he didn't do anything with him.If he had known that this person was just a showman, he should have given him a good lesson last time, so that he would never dare to provoke him again. Now that he has beaten him half to death, it will be troublesome now.

Xu Miao hurriedly stepped forward to close the store door and draw the curtains. If someone saw it from the outside, they might think this was the scene of a murder and call the police.

Xu Tutu touched his chin and said, "Now you have two choices."

The two quickly turned their heads to look at Xu Tutu: "What choice?"

Xu Tutu stretched out his rabbit's paw: "One, kill people and silence them. I have a ground medicine powder here, which can turn people into puddles of water when sprinkled on them."

The two were shocked immediately, and Xu Miao was even more surprised: "How could you have such a thing!" How could his cute and soft rabbit partner have this kind of murderous equipment!

Xu Tutu shrugged: "I saw this kind of thing in many martial arts movies, so I studied it curiously, and then found that it is almost impossible to do it with the herbal medicine in the human world, no matter how severe the poison is, it can't kill people. Unless it is a chemical drug. However, I did not expect that some herbs with spiritual energy would have such an effect after being mixed. Do you want to try it?"

The two shook their heads again and again, this rabbit is too insane, what's wrong with studying this kind of thing!

Ye Li said, "What about the second choice?"

Xu Tutu said: "The second thing is, of course you brought him home. He was only seriously injured by you, and he didn't die. Since your career has just started, you can't buy expensive wound medicine." From now on, Miaomiao and I will help you a little in friendship, but..."

Ye Li hurriedly asked: "But what?"

"However, in view of this man's inferior character, when he wakes up and knows that he was hurt like this by you, he will rely on you for sure. When the time comes, if you want to serve him, he may even take advantage of you." , looking for various reasons to blackmail you!"

Ye Li's eyes darkened at the thought of being cheated by this liar. Sure enough, impulsiveness is the devil. Why did he have to be so impulsive? If he hadn't been impulsive just now, this kind of thing would not have happened now.

It is naturally impossible for Ye Li to do such a thing as murder and silence. Although there is a grievance between them, this grievance is not enough to cause death. brought people back.

Of course, Xu Tutu couldn't bring healing medicine with him, so he had to go home to get it. The hot pot supper that he was looking forward to was not eaten, and each of them went back to each house with a cloud over their heads, and each went to each shit shovel officer. up.

Yan Shuo was surprised when he saw Mengmeng who came back before ten o'clock: "So early? Doesn't Yeli's shop close at nine o'clock? You closed early to eat?"

Xu Miao threw herself on the sofa, got into Yan Shuo's arms, and then recounted what happened just now: "Why do you think Ye Li is so unlucky? He always seems to have troubles. The job is ruined, the purchasing agency has lost money, and now I finally opened a store, and the business in the store has improved, but the principal has not been earned back, so it is too unlucky to be involved in this matter again."

Yan Shuo patted Xu Miao's head to comfort him: "Are you sure it was Ye Li who vomited blood from the beating?"

Xu Miao looked at Yan Shuo without knowing and nodded: "Sure, all six of us saw that man spit out a mouthful of blood after being hit by Ye Li's palm and tilted his head. It's not moving."

Yan Shuo frowned, why did the plot sound so similar to Pengci: "If the Taoist is so ruthless, how did he deceive Ye Li last time?"

Xu Miao shook his head: "Ye Li said that the Taoist priest used a talisman to hold him last time, maybe he is good at drawing talismans, but his kung fu is not good enough."

Yan Shuo still finds it strange that a person who can only draw talismans but has little skill can see through these monsters at a glance, and dare to cheat outside, how courageous it is.But this is Yeli's business, even the liars didn't fool Mengmeng's head, Yan Shuo didn't bother to care, he patted Xu Miao's head: "Are you hungry?"

Xu Miao looked at Yan Shuo pitifully: "Hungry." He didn't eat the hot pot that was promised, and he always felt that he owed a little, but he still wanted to eat it.

Yan Shuo patted him: "Let's go, since your fairy friend has no time, then I will accompany you to eat."

Xu Miao hugged Yan Shuo's head and kissed: "You are the best, Shuo Shuo."

Xu Miao was taken by Yan Shuo to eat hot pot, but Zhang Kai was asked by Xu Tutu to act as a driver to deliver the medicine. When he was sent to the small rental house in Yeli, the person who was dragged back by Yeli was still awake. Zhang Kai glanced at the man, then looked at Ye Li, Ye Li is a goblin, he doesn't know how strong a goblin is, but that man doesn't look like a weak chicken, at least with his size, he doesn't look weak. As for those who vomit blood and die after being slapped, unless Ye Li's attack is too insignificant.

Ye Li took the medicine that Tutu sent, and angrily poured it out of the liar's mouth: "I'm really in bad luck, everything is really going wrong this year! Drink this medicine and he will be fine." ?”

Xu Tutu said: "The vomiting of blood is due to internal injuries. This medicine can slowly heal the wounds in his body, but it is not a panacea. Naturally, it is impossible to completely recover in the blink of an eye. As for how long it will take, it depends on the person's own health. alright."

Ye Li stared at the person on the bed bitterly, wishing to stare at the person out of a hole.Xu Tutu watched him jump back to Zhang Kai after feeding the medicine: "Let's go, let's go home."

Ye Li also stood up: "I'll see you off, thank you, Tutu, for bringing me medicine so late."

Xu Tutu waved the rabbit's paw: "That's my newly refined medicine, I don't know the effect, please remember to give me feedback."

Ye Li didn't feel at all how unreliable it was that Tutu took the person on the bed to test the medicine, anyway, it was enough if the poison didn't kill him, so he nodded and promised to report back the effect of the medicine to him.

After the people in the room went out, the man lying on the bed like a dead body opened his eyes with twitching corners of his mouth. He felt that if he didn't die, it was entirely his own fate. Who is this group of unreliable monsters? How did you survive in the human world until now?

Hearing the movement outside, the kitten seemed to have sent the man and the monster out of the door, and then took out a pill from his pocket and ate it, this time to catch a fleeing celestial master. But it took a lot of effort, and was injured by the other party's magical weapon, and there was a trace of evil spirit on the opponent's magical weapon, a trace of the evil spirit he had felt from that cat demon, so the cat demon said Maybe it has something to do with the goblin with a hint of evil spirit on the magic weapon, so when Ye Li made a move on him, he took advantage of the opportunity to spit out the blood accumulated in his chest, and then pretended to be dead.

When Ye Li returned to the house, he watched the person on the bed gritted his teeth, then thought of something and smiled, and took out the oil paint pen from the drawer, anyway, he can't do anything to this liar who was injured by him now, Then take some not-so-good-looking photos. If this person doesn't return his meat and money in the future, he will post the photos on the Xuanmen forum to show the public!

On the way back, Zhang Kai asked Xu Tutu: "Did you goblins become more powerful after you cultivated to adulthood?"

Xu Tutu nodded and said, "Of course!"

Zhang Kai said: "Then how do I see Mengmeng seems to be the same." Except for being pretty and unusual.

Xu Tutu said: "He's lazy, besides, he didn't cultivate himself to transform into a catastrophe, but even so, Miaomiao's strength is still good, but it's too peaceful now, there is nothing worth doing , eat and drink every day, of course you feel nothing different."

Zhang Kai glanced at him when he heard the words: "Then if you become an adult in the future, don't be like this Ye Li, who makes shots so lightly and lightly. If you really kill someone, you will go to jail."

Xu Tutu rolled his eyes: "Will I be so unreasonable? Besides, even if I become a human, you will probably be dead by then. Why are you thinking so far now?"

Zhang Kai said: "Unconsciously worry about it, if you can become a human being while I'm still alive, then at least I can arrange your future life well."

Xu Tutu's mouth moved, but he didn't say anything in the end.But Zhang Kai continued: "But that's fine, you will be my pet happily in this life, and accompany me through this life without any worries."

Xu Tutu turned his head to look out of the car, and the deserted and empty streets in the middle of the night were reflected in his jewel-like eyes: "Who wants to spend this life with you, besides, I am your master. Talk nonsense, be careful I kick you!"

Zhang Kai smiled and said, "Yes, my little master."