My cat has become a sperm

Looking at the smooth long hair that was being fed, Ye Li was eager to shave it all, who told him that it was unlucky, with such a big liar master on the stall, he deserved to be unlucky for the surrogate master.

However, the clerk with sharp eyes and quick hands stopped the boss: "Boss, boss, why don't I come?" He has seen all the movements that happened below just now. I want to accompany someone for money.

Ye Li snorted and dropped the scissors: "Pull away, Ma De, I want to burn him in soy sauce!"

The clerk was smart enough not to ask the boss whether he wanted to braise the dog or the owner of the dog.

But Ye Li's madness was just the beginning. After a busy day, the store was about to close, and even the venue was cleaned up. The guy who said he would come to pick up the dog before closing hadn't come yet!

Just when Ye Li was watching the innocent and poor golden retriever's eyes getting more and more unfriendly, a sound transmission symbol that ordinary people can't see flew in from outside. Coke's golden retriever pulled its fur and roared: "I shouldn't believe that liar! Tell me! Are you his dog? Let a cat help him raise a dog? Does that person have a brain? What does he think! Could it be that I didn’t have the money to pay for the bath, so I threw you here to cheat for food and drink! Liar! Liar!!!"

Fortunately, all the employees in the store had left and the door was closed, otherwise people would see this crazy Ye Li and think he was crazy.

In the evening, in the goblin WeChat group, Ye Li was furious: "Spicy dog ​​meat, let's go!" !

The first one to reply was Yu Yan who seemed to be squatting in the group forever and guarding: Ye Li, what's wrong with you?Bitten by a dog again?

Ye Li was chased and bitten by a dog before he became a human. Although he didn't bite, this also caused Ye Li to hate dogs very much. However, it is unprecedented that Ye Li hated to eat dogs.

Xu Tutu immediately talked to the bottom: What's the matter, have you been tricked by a liar again?

Yu Yan:? ? ?what liar?

Xu Tutu immediately told Science Popularization: It is the liar who lied to him last time.

Xu Miao came online belatedly: Enmity with people cannot be transferred to innocent animals, cats and dogs are a family~

Ye Li: Bai Yan, I'll kiss your head!That guy said that he would let me keep that dog and pick it up when he is free. I'll keep him a big-headed ghost!I'm going to throw the dog out and let it be a stray dog!

Xu Miao tut tut, Yan Shuo sat beside him with two cups of milk tea: "What's wrong?"

Xu Miao handed the hot chat group to Yan Shuo: "Today I saw the Taoist priest who lied to Yeli in Yeli's store, and that person brought a big golden retriever, then left the golden retriever and left .”

Yan Shuo swiped his phone and glanced at Xu Miao: "What kind of person is that Taoist priest?"

Xu Miao thought for a while: "He's pretty good-looking. He's quite tall, as tall as you. He's a bit strong, but not too strong. He looks quite calm. He doesn't look like a glib liar at all. His eyes are very bright. It's dark, but when you stare at it, you can't help feeling a little guilty."

Yan Shuo turned his head: "Did you stare at him?"

Xu Miao nodded: "Look, the breath on that person is different from that of ordinary people, so I couldn't help but look at it more."

Yan Shuo pinched Xu Miao's chin and forced him to look at him: "You actually stared at others, huh?"

Xu Miao blinked her eyes: "Huh?"

Yan Shuo: "Then I'll go and stare at other cats another day."

Xu Miao became anxious for a moment: "No, no! You can't look at other cats!"

Yan Shuo squinted at him: "Then you still look at other men, you look so carefully, you can even see their dark eyes so clearly."

Xu Miao straddled Yan Shuo at once: "I'm just curious, I haven't met a human celestial master very much, so I just watched it more, Shuo Shuo, don't look at other cats, look I am enough, other cats are not as good-looking as me."

Yan Shuo turned his head away.

Xu Miao turned his head to face her, but Yan Shuo closed his eyes.Xu Miao forcefully opened his eyelids to let him look at himself, and Yan Shuo couldn't hold back his smile. He grabbed Xu Miao's hand and wrapped his arms around his waist: "I'm only allowed to look at you, but you look at other people." ?”

Xu Miao quickly promised: "I won't look at other people in the future, I promise!"

Yan Shuo pinched his face: "What guarantee do you have?"

Xu Miao thought for a while, then tentatively asked: "Copywriting?"

Hearing the words in the copybook, Yan Shuo suddenly turned over with a smile, and pressed Xu Miao on the sofa, and the two gnawed together after arguing.

And in the cell phone that was left out in the cold, there were still calls from the group of friends screaming.

It was another weekend without filming, Xu Miao was about to take Tutu to visit the house together, and went to see if the dog that was fostered next to the cat was still alive, but was rejected by Xu Tutu with righteous words, and The reason why he spoke so righteously was actually cultivation.

"How long have you not practiced since you became a human? Are you still the Xu Miao who can make up for one's weakness with hard work?!"

Xu Miao counted with his fingers. It seemed that since he was able to switch back and forth between the human body and the demon body, he seemed to have never practiced seriously again. Thinking of this, Xu Miao was shocked!

Facing Xu Tutu's white eyes, Xu Miao was smart enough not to go around him: "But I have already cultivated into an adult, and I have connected with Shuoshuo. The biggest problem now is how to make Shuoshuo bear my pain. Demon core, so even if I don’t cultivate, it doesn’t have much impact on me, it’s just that my cultivation has stopped a little bit.” Anyway, the world is peaceful now, as long as he is careful to be a demon and not cause trouble, he can live for thousands of years.

Xu Tutu snorted and said, "I want to practice, don't seduce me to play, go and play by yourself."

Xu Miao went directly to Xu Tutu and touched his rabbit ears: "Why are you suddenly keen on cultivation? Aren't you the most impatient about this?"

Xu Tutu didn't speak, and pulled his ear and touched it. Just when Xu Miao thought that Xu Tutu didn't plan to talk to him and was about to practice seriously, Xu Tutu suddenly asked, "Meow, tell me, if I What will happen if you can't cultivate into an adult within a hundred years?"

Xu Miao tilted her head: "But generally, monsters have to practice for hundreds of years before they become adults. It should be taken for granted that they can't cultivate within a hundred years. Moreover, not every monster can become an adult just by practicing. This Don't you know?"

After Xu Miao finished speaking, she thought of herself, and then realized that perhaps her cultivation as an adult put pressure on Tutu, so she said a little uncomfortable: "Tutu, are you unhappy that I have become a human?"

They used to play together every day when they were in the Demon League. When they were tired, they often slept in a ball. After they came to the human world, they became neighbors upstairs and downstairs by such a coincidence. It can be said that they were born as souls. Since Chi can remember, they have hardly been separated.Suddenly he became a human, but Tutu still needs to practice for hundreds of years. This gap seems to be quite big.

Xu Tutu shook his head: "Of course not, am I such a stingy monster? Besides, it's your chance that you can become a human. It's too late for me to be happy for you. I'm just a little envious."

Xu Miao didn't know what to say for a while, he was afraid that what he said wrong would make Tutu unhappy, because now Tutu's face is full of unhappy.

Xu Tutu scratched the sofa cushion with his paws, and said, "Meow, if, I mean, if, you didn't become an adult before your shit-shoveling officer dies, have you ever thought about what would happen?"

Xu Miao said, "Thought about it."

Xu Tutu quickly looked up at him: "Have you thought about it? What will happen then?"

Xu Miao said: "I will imprint his soul, so that I can find him when he is reincarnated in the future. If he is still the way I like, I will appear in front of him. If he has become not what I like. If it looks like that, then I will, I will forget about him."

But when he thinks that his Yan Shuo will become Yan Shuo who is no longer him, maybe there will be a new appearance and a new name, Xu Miao can't accept it, even though he knows that it is his soul, but after a reincarnation, That is a new life, everything is new, and naturally it no longer belongs to him.Xu Miao, who hadn't become a human at that time, couldn't help but cry when she thought of such a day in the future.

It is not easy to imprint the human soul, at least, with their current cultivation level, it is impossible to do it. Even if they practice for another hundred years, if they want to imprint the human soul, they have to strip themselves. It would be better to have a trace of soul, that taste is more painful than death, but this seems to be a way.

Seeing Xu Tutu's thoughtful look, Xu Miao couldn't help asking, "Tutu, why are you asking these questions?"

Xu Tutu paused, and then snorted proudly: "It's not that the shit-shoveling officer in my family cried and shouted that he didn't want to leave me, saying that their lifespan is too short, less than a hundred years, all kinds of reluctance .”

Xu Miao nodded after hearing the words: "Indeed, their lifespan is too short, so I must let Yan Shuo accept my demon pill before he dies, so that we can be together for a long time."

Xu Tutu looked at his furry paws, thinking of what Zhang Kai suddenly asked him that day: "Tutu, do you think I can see you become a human before I die?"

He was just about to satirize the short lifespan of human beings, when Zhang Kai seemed very regretful: "I really want to see what my rabbit looks like when it becomes a human. After Mengmeng became a human, Mengmeng's eyes turned a little blue. You Will your eyes turn red after becoming a human? That must be beautiful, White Rabbit White Rabbit, you must be very white when you become a human, like snow, reddish eyes, black hair, just think about it. It looks good."

Hearing Zhang Kai's yearning description, Xu Tutu was speechless for a moment. He didn't know what it would be like to become a human. Opportunities like Tutu's are hard to come by. Maybe Until Zhang Kai died, he might not be able to cultivate into an adult.

Thinking of this possibility, Xu Tutu actually felt a slight pain in his heart being pulled by something. At that moment, he really wanted to, really wanted to turn into a human and show Zhang Kai.