[Thor] Asgard Maintenance Team

Thor and Cthulhu gave birth to two babies in one night.

This news swept through the entire SHIELD like a storm.

And in the Stark Building in New York, Tony felt that SHIELD's security measures had been strengthened recently, and there must be some ulterior secrets. Tony would not die if he didn't die. Stark was trying to crack SHIELD's firewall.

But the truth of the matter is—

Before dawn, Loki, who was squeezed to the side of the bed by Thor, whose size and weight were seriously overweight, still hadn't slept soundly all night, with dark circles under his eyes, was extremely unhappy and woke up Thor, who was sleeping soundly, and said with a sullen face: "Yes Now that the money has a place, I'm going to summon the first batch of souls back."

Thor, who was still half asleep and half asleep, wanted to burst out of anger for being disturbed in his sleep, and he murmured and pointed out an objective fact: "But I think the room is too small and the location is not enough, Loki."

"I'll repair the library next to the observatory at dawn, and then replace it." Thor suggested.

"Anyway, humans have promised us to provide the necessary human support, summon a group of cubs and throw them with them first, otherwise we won't be able to go back in 100 years."

Loki sat up, reached out to summon the soul book, and was about to unfold it, but Thor, who was unsuccessful in persuading him, held down his movement.

"Loki, I don't agree with you that Father makes us bear our own mistakes."

Loki's bedtime reading from last night hit him in the face immediately.

"Look at these books, my brother. Human cubs are not as strong as us. They will get sick and die in the blink of an eye if they don't eat food or take care of them. Or are you willing to nurse them? You're not even a woman."

"Loki, watch your words." Thor frowned and said in a low voice.

"Hmph." The evil god who was leaning on the bed in pajamas let out a cold snort from his nostrils, and opened the soul summoning book.

The long list of names in front are all SHIELD agents, the cause of death is killed in battle, Loki skipped these first unhappily, but his face became uglier as he went to the back.

XXX, female, aged 25 at death, cause of death: was hit by a stray bullet while running away while fixing makeup when New York was invaded.

XXX, male, aged 19 at death, cause of death: was playing League of Legends in the room when New York was invaded, persisted until the building collapsed and did not evacuate from the computer.

XXX, male, age of death 0.5 years old, cause of death: was left in a car when New York was invaded, and the car was rear-ended in traffic chaos.

XXX, female, aged 82, cause of death: was frightened by Chitauri's appearance when New York was invaded, and suffered a heart attack.

……

calm down……

Only 100 years... at most 100 years...

Loki poked a few names at random with trembling fingers angrily, and when it came to the third, there was no response at all.

In the next second, all his magic power and physical strength were drained instantly.

The light balls of two souls floated out of the summoning book, and slowly grew from the size of a small fist to grow and materialize until they became two complete newborn babies.

The two bare-bottomed cubs curled up into two balls that were close to each other, slowly landed on the sofa.

"Damn it..." Before finishing the curse words, Loki, who had put in all his strength, closed his eyes unwillingly and fell asleep.

"Loki!" Pulling his younger brother who almost fell off the edge of the bed, Thor gently touched his cheek and breath, and after confirming that Loki was just lethargic, he hurriedly jumped up from the bed and picked up the two babies Carefully holding it up, he hurried out of the room and flew to Fury's office to ask for help.

Fortunately, there are people on standby 24 hours a day in the SHIELD headquarters, and Ms. Hill happened to be on duty today, and she called a few female employees to help him simply comfort the two crying babies who were frightened by the flight, and very kindly helped to contact the nanny and doctor .

Fury, who was awakened by the emergency signal, came to see Thor in his office. Through the transparent glass in the office, they looked at the ladies who were skillfully coaxing children and ladies outside. Fury asked melancholy: "Why is it so sudden? Have a baby?"

"I'm very sorry my friend, I also feel that the time is a little too rushed, it's just that Loki (doesn't want to wait) [pregnant about to give birth]..."

"Loki [bred you a baby]?" Fury finally understood what Loki was trying to attach to that deal.

"Yes, of the two of us, he is the only one who can do it (summoning spirits)."

"I don't know much about you Asgardion [men who can have children]."

"No, I told you once, he was adopted. Most Asgardions don't have that (magical) [birthing] talent, but all FrostGiants can (magically) [bringing babies]"

Fury felt his world view was subverted again, his eyes went dark for a while, maybe he just didn't sleep well, he thought he should take half a day off to rest. "So they are your [children]?"

Thor nodded. "They are mine and Loki's (tasks and responsibilities)."

"Then, they're not human?" Fury already felt like he couldn't speak correctly.

"They're human."

"I don't understand [why you two gods gave birth to two humans]." The news made him want to poke his remaining eye blind.

"That's one of the reasons we're here."

"I think I get it. [Because your father didn't approve of your brother's having an heir and turned them into mortals so you're looking for a reason to live in the atrium? This is the modern day version of Romeo and Juliet. Ahhhhh!]" Fury said.

"Thank you." Thor felt that he could breathe a sigh of relief. Humans would know their cubs better than he and Loki, otherwise after Loki fell asleep, Thor, who had nothing to fear, would be helpless in the face of such a fragile and young life.

He watched Ms. Hill wave to him from the other side of the glass curtain wall, and left Fury's office with a brief apology.

After being stiff for a few minutes, Fury typed a sentence into the chat box with difficulty.

001: Damn it, Thor and Cthulhu really got married and now they even have two babies!

Tony, who had climbed over the firewall, just happened to see this sentence appear on the screen.

It must be the wrong way for me to climb over the wall.

The whole dried blueberry in his hand fell to the ground.

This story tells us that it is very important to learn Chinese well. In communication, the important subject, verb and object must not be omitted.

PS: In () are Thor's omitted words, and in [] are Fury's omitted and imaginary words.

The author has something to say: Guess who Tony first passed the news to because Stark is afraid that the world will not be chaotic?