[Thor] Asgard Maintenance Team

Thor didn't feel well. He squatted on the narrow, short and musty sofa all night. After being restricted by the father of the gods, his senses and physical ability between half-human and half-god made him a little uncomfortable. Adapting to staying up late, and Loki getting a bed wasn't much better, Thor heard him stretch his legs and hit the bedpost a few times a night, and now his brother is exuding a "don't talk to me I want to exterminate humanity" vibe The dangerous aura is brushing his teeth in the small bathroom that can't fit two people, and Thor is queuing.

When the God Brothers set off to SHIELD for the first check-in, the almost substantive low pressure around Loki showed no sign of subsiding.

"Want to change your place of residence?" Loki said suddenly when approaching the check-in point.

"Very urgent." Feeling that these two words were not strong enough to express his wishes, Thor nodded solemnly.

"Don't say anything after entering, don't do anything."

Loki has too many ideas, some of them unrealistic, but no matter what, Thor doesn't want to spend another night on the couch.

"It's all up to you," he replied.

Fury was already waiting for them in the office.

"Your first mission in the near term is to restore the Greenwich Observatory, here are photos and construction drawings before it was destroyed."

"To what extent does it need to be repaired, just back to normal?" Loki said with his arms folded, with an air of arrogance and contempt.

"To what extent can it be done?" Fury took the sentence as expected.

"We were originally only responsible for helping you restore these to their original appearance, but you can choose to add some things, such as structural reinforcement on this basis, even missiles can't penetrate the wall, or add a self-repair system, next time It can be restored by itself if it is destroyed; there is also an automatic adjustment of the light and heat system, which seems to be in line with the energy-saving and environmentally friendly green buildings you pay attention to; even if you want, you can have a self-defense and counterattack system.”

"What do I have to pay for this?"

"We can talk about the price of each item in detail. We set it according to the area and difficulty of construction. Each has a different service life and more options for additional functions. You humans only need to provide some wealth and money for this." A little work."

After some bargaining, Fury purchased the law circle of the automatic adjustment lighting and ventilation constant temperature system. In addition to paying the god brother a sum of money, it also includes helping to change a larger residence, and unconditionally helping with the household registration and not violating the law if necessary In the case of a peace agreement and SHIELD is able to provide domestic services.

"Are you going to live permanently on Earth or something? I don't think household registration will be used. I think I need to understand this." Fury couldn't help asking at the end.

"You'll find out tomorrow." Loki, who had earned his first sum of money, immediately lost interest in the conversation and said impatiently.

At this moment, let us observe the inner activities of the three parties from the perspective of outsiders.

My brother is amazing, I can finally sleep peacefully tonight. ===>This is Thor.

Humans are really idiots, those mandatory items that were originally necessary in high civilization buildings, now only use one of them to exchange for new rooms and money, I am really smart ===> This is Loki.

The aliens from Asgard are still stupid and naive. They compromised after throwing them in the confinement room for one night. I need to send more people to study how the system they said was built. I am so wise. After they finish building all these technologies, I will definitely return the villa the size of the castle and the huge sum of money that Odin arranged for them to these two aliens.Anyway, the god king didn't say the delivery time. ===>This is Fury.

So this fact tells us that the price that can satisfy both sides of their respective calculations is definitely when the two parties do not fully understand their opponents.

After working hard for half a day to restore the observatory, the two god brothers moved into their new house as they wished - a single apartment with one bedroom, one living room and one bathroom of about 50 square meters.

There is still only one bed, and the sofa is newer, but it is still narrow and short.

The better thing is that the bed has become a double bed and can still sleep in a crowded place, and the bathroom has become several times larger, so that two people can stand in it at the same time and brush their teeth without queuing.Some basic home appliances are also attached, and an instruction manual is carefully added to prevent it from being damaged by the god brothers.

"The earth has a large population, and housing prices are not cheap." Fury explained to the two brothers. [Of course we can’t give the sweetness all at once, there are still so many technologies that have not been obtained hehehe ===> This is the dark heart of Director SHIELD. ]

"I heard that you have family planning laws." Loki said through gritted teeth, "I can also help you reduce the population pressure."

Thor did not speak as he had agreed with Loki before, but in order to express his disapproval of his brother's language, he put his palm behind Loki's ear and stroked it, so that his irritable brother could calm down and not rush into more work quantity.

"America is a place where human rights are emphasized, so let's just settle for it." After speaking, Fury easily left the SHIELD staff dormitory that God Brother had just been assigned to (the sign for the single room has been removed).

That night, the surveillance report from the seventh-level agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.:

3:00-5:00pm The two brothers go shopping, buy some clothes, some food, some books (special note: including some books for mothers-to-be).See the attachment for a detailed list.

6:00pm The two brothers had dinner together. At the steakhouse downstairs, Loki ordered a signature steak, and Thor ordered the same, but he added it six times.

8:00pm After paying the bill and returning to the dormitory, Loki went into the bathroom, and Thor was studying the TV.

9:00pm Loki came out of the bathroom, he should have found us, the room surveillance was cut off.Please advise.

At the same time, the following content appeared in the internal chat group:

005: Definitely a couple!I bet a month's salary!

009: Nima has a situation!

002: No. 5 don't bet on this fact.

006: I impurely thought of some N17 pictures...

007: This is a work group, pay attention to the occasion.I bet they do.

003: do +1

012: +2

……

001: Gathering people to gamble during working hours, everyone submits review and deduction of wages to the personnel department to receive punishment according to the regulations, and also hand over all betting money.

001: By the way, you're all wrong, Thor came out with two babies this morning.

004: What's the situation?

003: Fuck!

009: Fuck!

005: Fuck!

002: Insane! ! !

006: Fuck!

007: Can I swear?

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The author has something to say: I feel like I'm about to enter a mental hospital...